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I’ve got a few kobold minions.

*Yells to space behind.* HEY GHJVU CMON OVER HERE

now there’s a kobold here,

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I don’t know a lot of monsters but monk called me a mouth of grolantor once 😂

 Wat

 I called him a kobold because it’s German and roughly translates to gremlin, and he called me mouth of grolantor

 Oh and he completely nerded out asking me which version of a kobold it was and all that nonsense

 Kobolds in dnd are different. Theyre cute. Very cute.

 But dangerous if they jump you 

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I’ve got a few kobold minions.

*Yells to space behind.* HEY GHJVU CMON OVER HERE

now there’s a kobold here,

 Dang it I’m out of spell slots…. BUT I AIN’T OUT OF SHELL SLOTS 

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I don’t know a lot of monsters but monk called me a mouth of grolantor once 😂

 Wat

 I called him a kobold because it’s German and roughly translates to gremlin, and he called me mouth of grolantor

 Oh and he completely nerded out asking me which version of a kobold it was and all that nonsense

 Kobolds in dnd are different. Theyre cute. Very cute.

 I was told they’re a silly lil guy who think they’re scary but Dragonborn are the real ones or something I don’t remember

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I don’t know a lot of monsters but monk called me a mouth of grolantor once 😂

 Wat

 I called him a kobold because it’s German and roughly translates to gremlin, and he called me mouth of grolantor

 Oh and he completely nerded out asking me which version of a kobold it was and all that nonsense

 Kobolds in dnd are different. Theyre cute. Very cute.

 But dangerous if they jump you 

 Kobolds are literally the weakest monsters.

KOBOLD WARRRR

My favorite part is I have no clue what y’all are saying

i I had to miss my campaign today I was sad (only bad thing about skipping school)

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I don’t know a lot of monsters but monk called me a mouth of grolantor once 😂

 Wat

 I called him a kobold because it’s German and roughly translates to gremlin, and he called me mouth of grolantor

 Oh and he completely nerded out asking me which version of a kobold it was and all that nonsense

 Kobolds in dnd are different. Theyre cute. Very cute.

 But dangerous if they jump you 

 Kobolds are literally the weakest monsters.

 watch goblin slayer it'll teach you that even the weakest of monsters can be a threat

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I don’t know a lot of monsters but monk called me a mouth of grolantor once 😂

 Wat

 I called him a kobold because it’s German and roughly translates to gremlin, and he called me mouth of grolantor

 what I no about german:

Cranckenvagen (close enough), NIEN!!!

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I’ve got a few kobold minions.

*Yells to space behind.* HEY GHJVU CMON OVER HERE

now there’s a kobold here,

 KOBOLD

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My favorite part is I have no clue what y’all are saying

i I had to miss my campaign today I was sad (only bad thing about skipping school)

 I hate it when I have to miss a campaign.

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I’ve got a few kobold minions.

*Yells to space behind.* HEY GHJVU CMON OVER HERE

now there’s a kobold here,

 KOBOLD

 Rawr

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I don’t know a lot of monsters but monk called me a mouth of grolantor once 😂

 Wat

 I called him a kobold because it’s German and roughly translates to gremlin, and he called me mouth of grolantor

 what I no about german:

Cranckenvagen (close enough), NIEN!!!

 Is that all you know?

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I’ve got a few kobold minions.

*Yells to space behind.* HEY GHJVU CMON OVER HERE

now there’s a kobold here,

 KOBOLD

 Rawr

 I give him his favorite meat- and it is either bacon, jerky, or beef

My mom told me that if I drowned in a pool then she would watch by the sidelines and say that’s my girl

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My mom told me that if I drowned in a pool then she would watch by the sidelines and say that’s my girl

 WHAT THE (gp)

I think I might hate your mom.

I mean she said it as a sort of joke but it didn’t sound like a joke and what parent tells they’re child that???

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