*kinda like a person, but with very unusual proportions (I don't think anyone looks like this): 1.5 x the length of normal legs 0.5 x the length of a body, and arms a bit longer than the legs. smth like that*
*?*
*bloop?*
*idc*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"We can find a way to get out, I'm sure. And you are!"
“How? For both.”
"We can sneak out. Or fight our way out. And you're really powerful! Remember the 'mission'?"
He looks like he’s thinking “We could fight our way out. But that’s a lot of people to carve through. That would take a while. Even for him.”
"Yeah. And that would definitely alert Lolth, who would be, uh, fun to deal with.
*aggressive whisper*
"Hey! While you two were yapping, I found a way out! Let me pick the locks on your cells!"
*sleight of hand: 22 and 20
"Also, I'm looking forward to seeing Lolth. Should I take out an eye or a leg?"
*Arya's got serious beef with Lolth*
Fail.
*welp if a nat 20 doesn't do it nothing will, guess I'm escaping by myself*
The rock Arya was using to try to pick the locks breaks. She looks around, but sees no more. "Anyone have anything else that could help get out of a cell, or do you mind if I leave you behind to find keys?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"We can find a way to get out, I'm sure. And you are!"
“How? For both.”
"We can sneak out. Or fight our way out. And you're really powerful! Remember the 'mission'?"
He looks like he’s thinking “We could fight our way out. But that’s a lot of people to carve through. That would take a while. Even for him.”
"Yeah. And that would definitely alert Lolth, who would be, uh, fun to deal with.
*aggressive whisper*
"Hey! While you two were yapping, I found a way out! Let me pick the locks on your cells!"
*sleight of hand: 22 and 20
"Also, I'm looking forward to seeing Lolth. Should I take out an eye or a leg?"
*Arya's got serious beef with Lolth*
Fail.
*welp if a nat 20 doesn't do it nothing will, guess I'm escaping by myself*
The rock Arya was using to try to pick the locks breaks. She looks around, but sees no more. "Anyone have anything else that could help get out of a cell, or do you mind if I leave you behind to find keys?"
"I can try something, but I don't know if it will work." Jaq casts Mage Hand and tries to use the etherial fingers to pick the lock.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
"We can find a way to get out, I'm sure. And you are!"
“How? For both.”
"We can sneak out. Or fight our way out. And you're really powerful! Remember the 'mission'?"
He looks like he’s thinking “We could fight our way out. But that’s a lot of people to carve through. That would take a while. Even for him.”
"Yeah. And that would definitely alert Lolth, who would be, uh, fun to deal with.
*aggressive whisper*
"Hey! While you two were yapping, I found a way out! Let me pick the locks on your cells!"
*sleight of hand: 22 and 20
"Also, I'm looking forward to seeing Lolth. Should I take out an eye or a leg?"
*Arya's got serious beef with Lolth*
Fail.
*welp if a nat 20 doesn't do it nothing will, guess I'm escaping by myself*
The rock Arya was using to try to pick the locks breaks. She looks around, but sees no more. "Anyone have anything else that could help get out of a cell, or do you mind if I leave you behind to find keys?"
"I can try something, but I don't know if it will work." Jaq casts Mage Hand and tries to use the etherial fingers to pick the lock.
Roll with disadvantage
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"We can find a way to get out, I'm sure. And you are!"
“How? For both.”
"We can sneak out. Or fight our way out. And you're really powerful! Remember the 'mission'?"
He looks like he’s thinking “We could fight our way out. But that’s a lot of people to carve through. That would take a while. Even for him.”
"Yeah. And that would definitely alert Lolth, who would be, uh, fun to deal with.
*aggressive whisper*
"Hey! While you two were yapping, I found a way out! Let me pick the locks on your cells!"
*sleight of hand: 22 and 20
"Also, I'm looking forward to seeing Lolth. Should I take out an eye or a leg?"
*Arya's got serious beef with Lolth*
Fail.
*welp if a nat 20 doesn't do it nothing will, guess I'm escaping by myself*
The rock Arya was using to try to pick the locks breaks. She looks around, but sees no more. "Anyone have anything else that could help get out of a cell, or do you mind if I leave you behind to find keys?"
"I can try something, but I don't know if it will work." Jaq casts Mage Hand and tries to use the etherial fingers to pick the lock.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
Arya does a double take. "Hold up, you're a changeling? Just turn into a plasmoid and ooze through the bars!" She turns to Deimos/Phobos. "Was it really the best idea to release a homicidal maniac? I'm kind of tempted to leave him behind."
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
Arya does a double take. "Hold up, you're a changeling? Just turn into a plasmoid and ooze through the bars!" She turns to Deimos/Phobos. "Was it really the best idea to release a homicidal maniac? I'm kind of tempted to leave him behind."
"He's nice. When he's Phobos at least." they tell Arya. "And I can only change my appearance, not my form."
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
Arya does a double take. "Hold up, you're a changeling? Just turn into a plasmoid and ooze through the bars!" She turns to Deimos/Phobos. "Was it really the best idea to release a homicidal maniac? I'm kind of tempted to leave him behind."
“OOH I LIKE THIS ONE! FIESTY. GOT SPUNK TOO. YOU, MY DROWISH FRIEND, SHALL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PREY.”
”Could you not? I don’t particularly care for her, but we could need her help.”
”SHUT UP!”
”yes, sir.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
Arya does a double take. "Hold up, you're a changeling? Just turn into a plasmoid and ooze through the bars!" She turns to Deimos/Phobos. "Was it really the best idea to release a homicidal maniac? I'm kind of tempted to leave him behind."
“OOH I LIKE THIS ONE! FIESTY. GOT SPUNK TOO. YOU, MY DROWISH FRIEND, SHALL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PREY.”
”Could you not? I don’t particularly care for her, but we could need her help.”
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
Arya does a double take. "Hold up, you're a changeling? Just turn into a plasmoid and ooze through the bars!" She turns to Deimos/Phobos. "Was it really the best idea to release a homicidal maniac? I'm kind of tempted to leave him behind."
“OOH I LIKE THIS ONE! FIESTY. GOT SPUNK TOO. YOU, MY DROWISH FRIEND, SHALL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PREY.”
”Could you not? I don’t particularly care for her, but we could need her help.”
”SHUT UP!”
”yes, sir.”
"Deimos, don't kill Arya. Or me. Please."
“I WILL REMOVE YOUR INTESTINES, AND DEVOUR THEM AS IF THEY WERE NOODLES!”
”That’s gross.”
”SHUT UP!”
”Yes, sir.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
Arya does a double take. "Hold up, you're a changeling? Just turn into a plasmoid and ooze through the bars!" She turns to Deimos/Phobos. "Was it really the best idea to release a homicidal maniac? I'm kind of tempted to leave him behind."
“OOH I LIKE THIS ONE! FIESTY. GOT SPUNK TOO. YOU, MY DROWISH FRIEND, SHALL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PREY.”
”Could you not? I don’t particularly care for her, but we could need her help.”
”SHUT UP!”
”yes, sir.”
"Deimos, don't kill Arya. Or me. Please."
“I WILL REMOVE YOUR INTESTINES, AND DEVOUR THEM AS IF THEY WERE NOODLES!”
”That’s gross.”
”SHUT UP!”
”Yes, sir.”
"It is gross. And noodles would taste better anyway."
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please him?*
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
Arya does a double take. "Hold up, you're a changeling? Just turn into a plasmoid and ooze through the bars!" She turns to Deimos/Phobos. "Was it really the best idea to release a homicidal maniac? I'm kind of tempted to leave him behind."
“OOH I LIKE THIS ONE! FIESTY. GOT SPUNK TOO. YOU, MY DROWISH FRIEND, SHALL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PREY.”
”Could you not? I don’t particularly care for her, but we could need her help.”
”SHUT UP!”
”yes, sir.”
"Deimos, don't kill Arya. Or me. Please."
“I WILL REMOVE YOUR INTESTINES, AND DEVOUR THEM AS IF THEY WERE NOODLES!”
”That’s gross.”
”SHUT UP!”
”Yes, sir.”
"It is gross. And noodles would taste better anyway."
“SHUT UP OR ILL TEAR YOUR EYES OUT AND MAKE YOU SWALLOW THEM! ILL MAKE T THE OTHER LISTEN TO HIS LITTLE FRIEND SCREAM!”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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*idc*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*welp if a nat 20 doesn't do it nothing will, guess I'm escaping by myself*
The rock Arya was using to try to pick the locks breaks. She looks around, but sees no more. "Anyone have anything else that could help get out of a cell, or do you mind if I leave you behind to find keys?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
"I can try something, but I don't know if it will work." Jaq casts Mage Hand and tries to use the etherial fingers to pick the lock.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Phobos, still curled up in his sleeping position whispers something “I might have a way we can open the locks. It might take a while though.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Jaq grimaces as they try and fail to pick the lock with Mage Hand. "What is it?"
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“I could transform, then use a blood rite to set his claws on fire, then melt the inside of the lock. If I remember old man Geroid’s engineering lessons right, it should either completely wreck the entire lock, or make the metal brittle enough to break.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"That would be great."
*remind me of his name please himy?*
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
*Deimos. It’s a pun and nerdy Greek mythology reference. Phobos is the god of fear and panic. And Phobos is scared a lot of the time and has various phobias. Deimos is the god of terror and existential dread. And if a 7 foot tall mass homicidal werewolf was bearing down on me, I’d be pretty damn terrified*
”I don’t really want to let him out right now. He might hurt you.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"We're in different cells, so I'll probably be fine."
*oh that's awesome lol*
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“Ok then.” He transforms. Though this time, he thrashes around, ramming his head and body into the walls. The two also seem to be arguing “LET ME HAVE CONTROL! I’LL GET US OUT AND SLAUGHTER THEM ALL! AHAHAHAHAHA! STARTING WITH THE CHANGLING!”
“No? Please don’t hurt her. Just get use out, please?”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Arya does a double take. "Hold up, you're a changeling? Just turn into a plasmoid and ooze through the bars!" She turns to Deimos/Phobos. "Was it really the best idea to release a homicidal maniac? I'm kind of tempted to leave him behind."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
"He's nice. When he's Phobos at least." they tell Arya. "And I can only change my appearance, not my form."
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“OOH I LIKE THIS ONE! FIESTY. GOT SPUNK TOO. YOU, MY DROWISH FRIEND, SHALL MAKE AN EXCELLENT PREY.”
”Could you not? I don’t particularly care for her, but we could need her help.”
”SHUT UP!”
”yes, sir.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"Deimos, don't kill Arya. Or me. Please."
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“I WILL REMOVE YOUR INTESTINES, AND DEVOUR THEM AS IF THEY WERE NOODLES!”
”That’s gross.”
”SHUT UP!”
”Yes, sir.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"It is gross. And noodles would taste better anyway."
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“SHUT UP OR ILL TEAR YOUR EYES OUT AND MAKE YOU SWALLOW THEM! ILL MAKE T THE OTHER LISTEN TO HIS LITTLE FRIEND SCREAM!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”