“Would you rather I do it? You do it, and she gets to live her pretty little afterlife on a pretty little outer plane, or I do it and she gets reincarnated as a male drow to live another 800 years suffering in our sexist politics. Up to you.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
“Would you rather I do it? You do it, and she gets to live her pretty little afterlife on a pretty little outer plane, or I do it and she gets reincarnated as a male drow to live another 800 years suffering in our sexist politics. Up to you.”
Izzy turns to her sister. "I'm sorry." she says as she stabs her
“How nice, a murderer’s apology. You will be locked in your room with that corpse until you are able to remove her heart.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Izzy has reappeared in her cell, along with a corpse. The door is locked
anyone who is nearby can hear her crying
“Hey Iz, how was it? Who’s the body?”
"I- I- I killed her."
“I knew you had it in you! Wow!” Mauric seems almost proud of her. “I mean I still killed 52 people in my life, but the first is often the largest step! Wow!”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Izzy has reappeared in her cell, along with a corpse. The door is locked
anyone who is nearby can hear her crying
“Hey Iz, how was it? Who’s the body?”
"I- I- I killed her."
“I knew you had it in you! Wow!” Mauric seems almost proud of her. “I mean I still killed 52 people in my life, but the first is often the largest step! Wow!”
She starts crying harder
“Oh. You… didn’t want to kill her, didja?”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Izzy has reappeared in her cell, along with a corpse. The door is locked
anyone who is nearby can hear her crying
“Hey Iz, how was it? Who’s the body?”
"I- I- I killed her."
“I knew you had it in you! Wow!” Mauric seems almost proud of her. “I mean I still killed 52 people in my life, but the first is often the largest step! Wow!”
She starts crying harder
“Oh. You… didn’t want to kill her, didja?”
"why would I want to kill my sister?" she says, sobbing
“Oh no… it was… yeah in all honesty I should’ve shown a bit more tact. Well, at least I didn’t say the other thing…” Mauric doesn’t know what to do. “You know, how come they’ve been torturing you and Jaq so much, but Slick an’ me have just been stuck in our cells?”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“I seem to remember you saying you’d do anything.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*cut*
“Would you rather I do it? You do it, and she gets to live her pretty little afterlife on a pretty little outer plane, or I do it and she gets reincarnated as a male drow to live another 800 years suffering in our sexist politics. Up to you.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“How nice, a murderer’s apology. You will be locked in your room with that corpse until you are able to remove her heart.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Mauric seems agitated. “How come those two get to be dragged to personal torture sessions, but I’m stuck in the boring cell?!?! It’s not fair!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Izzy has reappeared in her cell, along with a corpse. The door is locked
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
“YO DEMONS! TORTURE ME! I’M SO SO SO BORED!!!” Mauric yells to the Pits at large.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Hey Iz, how was it? Who’s the body?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“I knew you had it in you! Wow!” Mauric seems almost proud of her. “I mean I still killed 52 people in my life, but the first is often the largest step! Wow!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Oh. You… didn’t want to kill her, didja?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Oh no… it was… yeah in all honesty I should’ve shown a bit more tact. Well, at least I didn’t say the other thing…” Mauric doesn’t know what to do. “You know, how come they’ve been torturing you and Jaq so much, but Slick an’ me have just been stuck in our cells?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Inferno is debating if he should just steal 1 of the guards chains for himself
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues