My patron, if I may be so bold, would you bring Jester back to the cult if we gave you one of each of our scales instead of 500,000 gp?
Possibly… how about you each give me one of the scales on your underbellies? Don’t worry about it, it’ll probably grow back after a few months!
I know what your trying to do! You're trying to have us give up the scales that protect our already soft and squishy underbellies so that you can defeat us easier!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
My patron, if I may be so bold, would you bring Jester back to the cult if we gave you one of each of our scales instead of 500,000 gp?
Possibly… how about you each give me one of the scales on your underbellies? Don’t worry about it, it’ll probably grow back after a few months!
I know what your trying to do! You're trying to have us give up the scales the protect our already soft and squishy underbellies so that you can defeat us easier!
Hehe, you caught me! How about instead I take your breath weapons for exactly one night a week?
Well looks like the Dragon Devil is trapped in the Fey Wilds. Arch please bring me back.
Only if two things occur!
1, you become more considerate of my majesty, the Archfey and ask why you are being ordered to crush me when you do!
secondly, the Dragonclub gives me 500,000 gold pieces!
Mwahahahahahahah!
So about one cast of wish? I can do that.
Well yes, but I want it from your personal hoards, and not conjured by magic!
I could also do that. Or you could be a pal and bring me back. Pretty please?
Gold first!
*Drops the gold right on your head, knocking you unconscious.*
*wakes up after a while*
how dare you!
*tiny bird body starts to make its way out of the gold hoard*
I gave you the gold, you never made any other demands. Maybe you should specify what exactly must be done before I do it?
No, you physically harmed me in completing my command! And since you did that, I might just banish you as well!
But you never said I couldn’t physically harm you!
And I never said I wouldn’t banish you! You did indeed follow my orders, and so am I! We never agreed to anything about me not being able to banish anyone else here again!
(500,000 gold pieces teleport away to my secret lair)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yay! I’ve successfully blackmailed a… flock? of dragons?
what is a group of dragons called??? Maybe a Glory? A glory of dragons? That sounds cool!
A group of dragons is called a thunder, due to the booming sound the combined flapping their wings make.
That’s from the Inheritance cycle, right? I think Glory would be a cool name too.
Yup, but it's also from a few other sources. And I agree, a glory of dragons sounds pretty cool.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yay! I’ve successfully blackmailed a… flock? of dragons?
what is a group of dragons called??? Maybe a Glory? A glory of dragons? That sounds cool!
A group of dragons is called a thunder, due to the booming sound the combined flapping their wings make.
That’s from the Inheritance cycle, right? I think Glory would be a cool name too.
Yup, but it's also from a few other sources. And I agree, a glory of dragons sounds pretty cool.
What sources?
Don't know exactly, but I think I've seen it used in stuff besides the Inheritance Cycle.
(You should probably take this with a grain of salt, half the time I have no idea what I'm even talkin' about XD)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I know what your trying to do! You're trying to have us give up the scales that protect our already soft and squishy underbellies so that you can defeat us easier!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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No, you physically harmed me in completing my command! And since you did that, I might just banish you as well!
Hehe, you caught me! How about instead I take your breath weapons for exactly one night a week?
But you never said I couldn’t physically harm you!
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
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And I never said I wouldn’t banish you! You did indeed follow my orders, and so am I! We never agreed to anything about me not being able to banish anyone else here again!
(500,000 gold pieces teleport away to my secret lair)
Actually you said you would free me. The Dragon Devil must roam the lands outside of the Fey Wild again.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
And I will. I never said anything about keeping you in this realm!
(sings another song, and you teleport back)
Cool now I won't crush you with an axe. Unless ordered to, in which case I will be forced to.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Yay! If you are forced to, I will banish you again?
As long as we don't have to fight. I may be a force of destruction but I don't like being ordered to fight.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Yay! I’ve successfully blackmailed a… flock? of dragons?
what is a group of dragons called??? Maybe a Glory? A glory of dragons? That sounds cool!
Blackmailed isn't accurate more like you think you robbed them. Though wish does still exist.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Mm, you’re right. I held one of the members for ransom, is a more accurate term.
Anyway, I recommend going before another dragon attacks.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Well, if they do, I could just cast teleport, or try and banish them with my singing again.
A group of dragons is called a thunder, because the combined flapping of their wings make a sound like thunder booming.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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That’s from the Inheritance cycle, right? I think Glory would be a cool name too.
Yup, but it's also from a few other sources. And I agree, a glory of dragons sounds pretty cool.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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What sources?
Don't know exactly, but I think I've seen it used in stuff besides the Inheritance Cycle.
(You should probably take this with a grain of salt, half the time I have no idea what I'm even talkin' about XD)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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