No, I ordered myself! I’m never invited but I’m always here at the most inconvenient times! I feel like maybe holding another one of your members for ransom, because I’m feeling a bit funny today and I already spent all the gold y’all gave me last time ruining the lives of eight noble houses…
What do you mean ANOTHER? Who was the first?
Oh, you didn’t hear? I teleported Jester to the fey realms until you guys gave me 500,000 gold pieces, and you guys obliged! Funny how easy it is. But pretty sure we’re all good now!
Speaking of which If you trap me in the wilds again I'm tearing my way out myself.
But… what if i turn you to stone as well?
Then you will have the wrath of Awe the Dragon-God to deal with!!!
*fake shuddering*
i’m horrified.
Do not make me.... I need a secret weapon
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
No, I ordered myself! I’m never invited but I’m always here at the most inconvenient times! I feel like maybe holding another one of your members for ransom, because I’m feeling a bit funny today and I already spent all the gold y’all gave me last time ruining the lives of eight noble houses…
What do you mean ANOTHER? Who was the first?
Oh, you didn’t hear? I teleported Jester to the fey realms until you guys gave me 500,000 gold pieces, and you guys obliged! Funny how easy it is. But pretty sure we’re all good now!
Speaking of which If you trap me in the wilds again I'm tearing my way out myself.
But… what if i turn you to stone as well?
Then you will have the wrath of Awe the Dragon-God to deal with!!!
*fake shuddering*
i’m horrified.
Do not make me.... I need a secret weapon
To me, this Implies that either me or jester is the secret weapon. Please explain because my brain is refusing to work.
No, I ordered myself! I’m never invited but I’m always here at the most inconvenient times! I feel like maybe holding another one of your members for ransom, because I’m feeling a bit funny today and I already spent all the gold y’all gave me last time ruining the lives of eight noble houses…
What do you mean ANOTHER? Who was the first?
Oh, you didn’t hear? I teleported Jester to the fey realms until you guys gave me 500,000 gold pieces, and you guys obliged! Funny how easy it is. But pretty sure we’re all good now!
Speaking of which If you trap me in the wilds again I'm tearing my way out myself.
But… what if i turn you to stone as well?
Then you will have the wrath of Awe the Dragon-God to deal with!!!
*fake shuddering*
i’m horrified.
Do not make me.... I need a secret weapon
To me, this Implies that either me or jester is the secret weapon. Please explain because my brain is refusing to work.
Now your confusing me as well. I was just saying I need to figure out something awesome and powerful and terifying to do. I've got the power and the will and the knowledge, I just am low on ideas
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
No, I ordered myself! I’m never invited but I’m always here at the most inconvenient times! I feel like maybe holding another one of your members for ransom, because I’m feeling a bit funny today and I already spent all the gold y’all gave me last time ruining the lives of eight noble houses…
What do you mean ANOTHER? Who was the first?
Oh, you didn’t hear? I teleported Jester to the fey realms until you guys gave me 500,000 gold pieces, and you guys obliged! Funny how easy it is. But pretty sure we’re all good now!
Speaking of which If you trap me in the wilds again I'm tearing my way out myself.
But… what if i turn you to stone as well?
Then you will have the wrath of Awe the Dragon-God to deal with!!!
*fake shuddering*
i’m horrified.
Do not make me.... I need a secret weapon
To me, this Implies that either me or jester is the secret weapon. Please explain because my brain is refusing to work.
Now your confusing me as well. I was just saying I need to figure out something awesome and powerful and terifying to do. I've got the power and the will and the knowledge, I just am low on ideas
Well, what if we worked together instead? One of my warlocks is among your ranks so perhaps we could work something out. I mean, I have the power to banish a greatwyrm by myself by singing, and this is one of my avatars. Perhaps we could arrange something?
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
No, I ordered myself! I’m never invited but I’m always here at the most inconvenient times! I feel like maybe holding another one of your members for ransom, because I’m feeling a bit funny today and I already spent all the gold y’all gave me last time ruining the lives of eight noble houses…
What do you mean ANOTHER? Who was the first?
Oh, you didn’t hear? I teleported Jester to the fey realms until you guys gave me 500,000 gold pieces, and you guys obliged! Funny how easy it is. But pretty sure we’re all good now!
Speaking of which If you trap me in the wilds again I'm tearing my way out myself.
But… what if i turn you to stone as well?
Then you will have the wrath of Awe the Dragon-God to deal with!!!
*fake shuddering*
i’m horrified.
Do not make me.... I need a secret weapon
To me, this Implies that either me or jester is the secret weapon. Please explain because my brain is refusing to work.
Now your confusing me as well. I was just saying I need to figure out something awesome and powerful and terifying to do. I've got the power and the will and the knowledge, I just am low on ideas
Well, what if we worked together instead? One of my warlocks is among your ranks so perhaps we could work something out. I mean, I have the power to banish a greatwyrm by myself by singing, and this is one of my avatars. Perhaps we could arrange something?
Hmmmm, m intrigued.... go on
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
No, I ordered myself! I’m never invited but I’m always here at the most inconvenient times! I feel like maybe holding another one of your members for ransom, because I’m feeling a bit funny today and I already spent all the gold y’all gave me last time ruining the lives of eight noble houses…
What do you mean ANOTHER? Who was the first?
Oh, you didn’t hear? I teleported Jester to the fey realms until you guys gave me 500,000 gold pieces, and you guys obliged! Funny how easy it is. But pretty sure we’re all good now!
Speaking of which If you trap me in the wilds again I'm tearing my way out myself.
But… what if i turn you to stone as well?
Then you will have the wrath of Awe the Dragon-God to deal with!!!
*fake shuddering*
i’m horrified.
Do not make me.... I need a secret weapon
To me, this Implies that either me or jester is the secret weapon. Please explain because my brain is refusing to work.
Now your confusing me as well. I was just saying I need to figure out something awesome and powerful and terifying to do. I've got the power and the will and the knowledge, I just am low on ideas
Well, what if we worked together instead? One of my warlocks is among your ranks so perhaps we could work something out. I mean, I have the power to banish a greatwyrm by myself by singing, and this is one of my avatars. Perhaps we could arrange something?
Hmmmm, m intrigued.... go on
My Lyrebird avatar and two other of my avatars of your choice will work with the club for whatever you need to do, and in exchange, I get either a portion of your hoard every week, or I get part of whatever places you raid/take over, or whatever you do, I don’t know, I’m not a dragon.
My Lyrebird avatar and two other of my avatars of your choice will work with the club for whatever you need to do, and in exchange, I get either a portion of your hoard every week, or I get part of whatever places you raid/take over, or whatever you do, I don’t know, I’m not a dragon.
Hmmmm. Unless the rest of the cult has no, objections, I accept this alliance, as it could be mutually benificial, on one condition: no more banishing my cultists
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
My Lyrebird avatar and two other of my avatars of your choice will work with the club for whatever you need to do, and in exchange, I get either a portion of your hoard every week, or I get part of whatever places you raid/take over, or whatever you do, I don’t know, I’m not a dragon.
Hmmmm. Unless the rest of the cult has no, objections, I accept this alliance, as it could be mutually benificial, on one condition: no more banishing my cultists
Uuuunnlless they attack me first.
anyways, which avatars do you want to work with? Along with this Lyrebird one with the banishing song, I have several avatars. There’s the Black beast of Bedlam, the Lesser Archcrone, Nicnevin the Witch Queen, and tons more! Most of them are fey or aberrations of course.
My Lyrebird avatar and two other of my avatars of your choice will work with the club for whatever you need to do, and in exchange, I get either a portion of your hoard every week, or I get part of whatever places you raid/take over, or whatever you do, I don’t know, I’m not a dragon.
Hmmmm. Unless the rest of the cult has no, objections, I accept this alliance, as it could be mutually benificial, on one condition: no more banishing my cultists
Uuuunnlless they attack me first.
anyways, which avatars do you want to work with? Along with this Lyrebird one with the banishing song, I have several avatars. There’s the Black beast of Bedlam, the Lesser Archcrone, Nicnevin the Witch Queen, and tons more! Most of them are fey or aberrations of course.
Whichever are most powerfull, that is usefull, to the clan. And not overly hostile to the dragons.
I like the sound of this. An alliance between an Archfey and a dragon god
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Awe, can you add the Jeff cult to your alliances section, please? We accepted your offer.
Yeah of course, just give me a bit and I can switch to my other account
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
My Lyrebird avatar and two other of my avatars of your choice will work with the club for whatever you need to do, and in exchange, I get either a portion of your hoard every week, or I get part of whatever places you raid/take over, or whatever you do, I don’t know, I’m not a dragon.
Hmmmm. Unless the rest of the cult has no, objections, I accept this alliance, as it could be mutually benificial, on one condition: no more banishing my cultists
Uuuunnlless they attack me first.
anyways, which avatars do you want to work with? Along with this Lyrebird one with the banishing song, I have several avatars. There’s the Black beast of Bedlam, the Lesser Archcrone, Nicnevin the Witch Queen, and tons more! Most of them are fey or aberrations of course.
Whichever are most powerfull, that is usefull, to the clan. And not overly hostile to the dragons.
I like the sound of this. An alliance between an Archfey and a dragon god
Alrighty, how about the Black Beast of Bedlam and the Witch Queen?
*rising up from the floor is an amalgamation of black goo and human remains, including a skull. Next to it, in a flash of moonlight, is a 12 foot tall woman with curly copper red hair and a green cloak, holding a giant silver ring in one hand*
behold! Your newest allies! The black beast is CR 13 and the Witch Queen is CR 16, but all contain unrivaled powers when it comes to their specific fields, just as my lyrebird avatar does!
My Lyrebird avatar and two other of my avatars of your choice will work with the club for whatever you need to do, and in exchange, I get either a portion of your hoard every week, or I get part of whatever places you raid/take over, or whatever you do, I don’t know, I’m not a dragon.
Hmmmm. Unless the rest of the cult has no, objections, I accept this alliance, as it could be mutually benificial, on one condition: no more banishing my cultists
Uuuunnlless they attack me first.
anyways, which avatars do you want to work with? Along with this Lyrebird one with the banishing song, I have several avatars. There’s the Black beast of Bedlam, the Lesser Archcrone, Nicnevin the Witch Queen, and tons more! Most of them are fey or aberrations of course.
Whichever are most powerfull, that is usefull, to the clan. And not overly hostile to the dragons.
I like the sound of this. An alliance between an Archfey and a dragon god
Alrighty, how about the Black Beast of Bedlam and the Witch Queen?
*rising up from the floor is an amalgamation of black goo and human remains, including a skull. Next to it, in a flash of moonlight, is a 12 foot tall woman with curly copper red hair and a green cloak, holding a giant silver ring in one hand*
behold! Your newest allies! The black beast is CR 13 and the Witch Queen is CR 16, but all contain unrivaled powers when it comes to their specific fields, just as my lyrebird avatar does!
Good, good *evil laugh*
Off course, they can't be officialy a part of the cult, at least not on the level of the cultists, not being dragons. But I will call on them whenever the cult needs help
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
And you're sure their completely loyal and not going to try to kill or banish the dragons???
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
And you're sure their completely loyal and not going to try to kill or banish the dragons???
You can trust a fey’s word! Why would I ever do that? Just because I now have 3 creatures on par with gods working with you that could easily cause chaos in the cult, doesn’t mean I will! Besides, only the Lyrebird has that power.
And you're sure their completely loyal and not going to try to kill or banish the dragons???
You can trust a fey’s word! Why would I ever do that? Just because I now have 3 creatures on par with gods working with you that could easily cause chaos in the cult, doesn’t mean I will! Besides, only the Lyrebird has that power.
If they betray us, my fickle ally, I will rip them to little on-par-with-gods shreds and then throw them into limbo. Then I will hunt you down and figure out how to fold the feywild into a tiny origami dragon with you inside and throw it into the abyss.
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Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
And you're sure their completely loyal and not going to try to kill or banish the dragons???
You can trust a fey’s word! Why would I ever do that? Just because I now have 3 creatures on par with gods working with you that could easily cause chaos in the cult, doesn’t mean I will! Besides, only the Lyrebird has that power.
If they betray us, my fickle ally, I will rip them to little on-par-with-gods shreds and then throw them into limbo. Then I will hunt you down and figure out how to fold the feywild into a tiny origami dragon with you inside and throw it into the abyss.
And you're sure their completely loyal and not going to try to kill or banish the dragons???
You can trust a fey’s word! Why would I ever do that? Just because I now have 3 creatures on par with gods working with you that could easily cause chaos in the cult, doesn’t mean I will! Besides, only the Lyrebird has that power.
If they betray us, my fickle ally, I will rip them to little on-par-with-gods shreds and then throw them into limbo. Then I will hunt you down and figure out how to fold the feywild into a tiny origami dragon with you inside and throw it into the abyss.
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AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA
AHAHA
aaha
Funny
I’d love to see you try.
toodle-oo!
(disappears in a puff of glitter)
*Grits fangs, growling, and crushes diamond between claws.*
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Do not make me.... I need a secret weapon
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
To me, this Implies that either me or jester is the secret weapon. Please explain because my brain is refusing to work.
Now your confusing me as well. I was just saying I need to figure out something awesome and powerful and terifying to do. I've got the power and the will and the knowledge, I just am low on ideas
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
I do have a secret weapon.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Well, what if we worked together instead? One of my warlocks is among your ranks so perhaps we could work something out. I mean, I have the power to banish a greatwyrm by myself by singing, and this is one of my avatars. Perhaps we could arrange something?
I could cast wish. I just wouldn't know what to do with it. I have godly power and other great stuff, but ideas???
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Hmmmm, m intrigued.... go on
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
My Lyrebird avatar and two other of my avatars of your choice will work with the club for whatever you need to do, and in exchange, I get either a portion of your hoard every week, or I get part of whatever places you raid/take over, or whatever you do, I don’t know, I’m not a dragon.
Hmmmm. Unless the rest of the cult has no, objections, I accept this alliance, as it could be mutually benificial, on one condition: no more banishing my cultists
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Uuuunnlless they attack me first.
anyways, which avatars do you want to work with? Along with this Lyrebird one with the banishing song, I have several avatars. There’s the Black beast of Bedlam, the Lesser Archcrone, Nicnevin the Witch Queen, and tons more! Most of them are fey or aberrations of course.
Awe, can you add the Jeff cult to your alliances section, please? We accepted your offer.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Whichever are most powerfull, that is usefull, to the clan. And not overly hostile to the dragons.
I like the sound of this. An alliance between an Archfey and a dragon god
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Yeah of course, just give me a bit and I can switch to my other account
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Alrighty, how about the Black Beast of Bedlam and the Witch Queen?
*rising up from the floor is an amalgamation of black goo and human remains, including a skull. Next to it, in a flash of moonlight, is a 12 foot tall woman with curly copper red hair and a green cloak, holding a giant silver ring in one hand*
behold! Your newest allies! The black beast is CR 13 and the Witch Queen is CR 16, but all contain unrivaled powers when it comes to their specific fields, just as my lyrebird avatar does!
Good, good *evil laugh*
Off course, they can't be officialy a part of the cult, at least not on the level of the cultists, not being dragons. But I will call on them whenever the cult needs help
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
And you're sure their completely loyal and not going to try to kill or banish the dragons???
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
You can trust a fey’s word! Why would I ever do that? Just because I now have 3 creatures on par with gods working with you that could easily cause chaos in the cult, doesn’t mean I will! Besides, only the Lyrebird has that power.
If they betray us, my fickle ally, I will rip them to little on-par-with-gods shreds and then throw them into limbo. Then I will hunt you down and figure out how to fold the feywild into a tiny origami dragon with you inside and throw it into the abyss.
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Hahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaaahaaaaaahahaaha
aahahahaaahahahaahhahahahahahaahhahahaahahhaha
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA
AHAHA
aaha
Funny
I’d love to see you try.
toodle-oo!
(disappears in a puff of glitter)
*Grits fangs, growling, and crushes diamond between claws.*
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!