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*cut* “Basic manners. You’re a thief. You’re prideful. I could go on.”
"I'm not prideful, you're simply rude. I am a thief but you're rats an alcoholic. I can have manners but your rat called me many rude things. I could go on."
“Not rude. Simply stating things as they are. My rat may be alcoholic but he can’t get drunk so there’s no harm. You assume my rat said something rude about you and you can’t even understand him as of now. That’s like being mad at a baby for making rude noises. Now if you want more drinks ask the rat. I need to work on the more legally questionable half of my business.”
"Hope your work goes well, despite how you present truth. I will leave this argument for when I'm not drinking." He turns to the rat and drops 20 more gold on the counter.
He dips into the back room. Fedwig pours some ginger ale into some cups before adding cranberry juice, cherries and cherry syrup and spiking it with vodka and slides them over. “Drink fool.”
"I'm not even going to start with you." He drinks them down in quick shots.
They are amazing. The rat knew what he was doing when he made this “Good right?” He does something that looks somewhat like a smirk
Aang is obviously tired after he lets go of his act “I have to admit you’re talented.”
“Sir I’m the second rat on earth to get a bartenders license. The first one was a wildshaped Druid.”
“Impressive. The circus needs unique people I suppose.” He slaps 100 gold on the counter “I want blackout drunk.”
He takes out a paper that says: by signing this waiver you agree and accept all liability for any harm that may come to you. Including but not limited to: migraines, dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, fatigue, fainting, struggle to read, and death
He immediately signs the paper after reading it closely.
Running into the circus is a small canine creature- it seems to be some sort of dingo, but smaller and more typically cute features. Strangely, it has four heads, all of which constantly barking and making a sort of yodeling sound. It wears a little striped outfit and sitting on top of one of the heads is a tiny person, just 7/8 inches tall, with dark skin tinted blue in some places like the tip of the nose and the fingertips, wearing a black suit and tie, with white fingerless gloves. His hair is green and wavy but neat, and he’s holding onto the dog’s collar as it speeds ahead. The dog is fast, faster than any dog usually is. It actually seems to blur out in some places and reappear in others randomly, darting ahead.
the tiny Quickling yells, “Anyone know who’s in charge here?!?” As he rushes into the circus, weaving past guests and performers.
He begins to chug it down. Con save:22
*cut*
he gets dizzy and his vision starts to blur and fade to black, but he manages to stay standing, though he doesn’t feel very good
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
He slumps against the counter and tries to sleep it off.
*just looked at the act list, I used to have a character named Digitalis. He was the inspiration for my personal favorite persona Fennec Foxglove.*
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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"which is why i say greedy"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
“How old are you?”
The rat runs off the counter and begins to nibble his toes
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
He makes them levitate 3 feet in the air behind falling asleep.
His wings pop out and he flies into the back room
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
He fades into unconsciousness, snoring softly
"147 years, 9 months, 28 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 6 seconds"
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
“7 seconds, 8 seconds, 9 seconds. Nice job keeping track.”
"thank you."
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
“You are welcome.”
"it is relaxing to talk to someone who does not ask of my predictions."
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
“I don’t want to know my future. It’s more fun to just live it.”
Aang is dead asleep in the bar tent. His wallets he's stolen along with the rest of his things in his bag of holding with a custom magic lock.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*ah the circus. Truly a place of whimsy and mildly unhealthy foods.*
*Ahhh, I love this type of thing, I'll see what I can cook up :>*
b'Eep (The grung bard) and Straeth (the Cervan) are in different places for once.
b'Eep is building a stage outside the main tent.
Straeth is loitering outside the main tent.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.