that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
"Well still, I banged your mom."
"She would die."
He doesn’t respond, confused.
and what effects would the removal of the lady of pain have on Sigil?
He smiles
"It would crumble, wither, and be destroyed."
“You really are an idiot.” Do you think you would be capable of bringing the lady down in some way?
"Maybe."
"If I could remove her from sigil, or just fought her at all."
“no, you are a pea brained, three toed, cabbage eating rancid troglodyte.”
”you think you could beat the lady in a straight on fight?”
He boops him again.
"I know I could."
“STOP. NOW.”
completely sure?
"No."
"Yes!"
He walks away.
and how are you sure of that? Would you be able to test it?
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
"Well still, I banged your mom."
"She would die."
He doesn’t respond, confused.
and what effects would the removal of the lady of pain have on Sigil?
He smiles
"It would crumble, wither, and be destroyed."
“You really are an idiot.” Do you think you would be capable of bringing the lady down in some way?
"Maybe."
"If I could remove her from sigil, or just fought her at all."
“no, you are a pea brained, three toed, cabbage eating rancid troglodyte.”
”you think you could beat the lady in a straight on fight?”
He boops him again.
"I know I could."
“STOP. NOW.”
completely sure?
"No."
"Yes!"
He walks away.
and how are you sure of that? Would you be able to test it?
The horse-sized mismatched eyes smile. "Well, some of your people no longer seem to want to be cats. I would like you to change those ones back. The rest, of course, can stay as your thralls. I apologize for ruining your tea party, but such things must be addressed with urgency."
What are you talking about? We are all cats, always have been, always will be! It says rather defensively, leaning to the edge of their teacup.
"I'm afraid you are wrong. Someday, you'll all be corpses." His eyes flash a warning. "I'd prefer you'd be corpses that you all individually enjoy the shape of."
A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
"Well still, I banged your mom."
"She would die."
He doesn’t respond, confused.
and what effects would the removal of the lady of pain have on Sigil?
He smiles
"It would crumble, wither, and be destroyed."
“You really are an idiot.” Do you think you would be capable of bringing the lady down in some way?
"Maybe."
"If I could remove her from sigil, or just fought her at all."
“no, you are a pea brained, three toed, cabbage eating rancid troglodyte.”
”you think you could beat the lady in a straight on fight?”
He boops him again.
"I know I could."
“STOP. NOW.”
completely sure?
"No."
"Yes!"
He walks away.
and how are you sure of that? Would you be able to test it?
He smiles, and leaves.
"Yep!"
I’d love to see it.
"But then sigil would die!"
Then how would you know that you could actually defeat the Lady?
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
"Well still, I banged your mom."
"She would die."
He doesn’t respond, confused.
and what effects would the removal of the lady of pain have on Sigil?
He smiles
"It would crumble, wither, and be destroyed."
“You really are an idiot.” Do you think you would be capable of bringing the lady down in some way?
"Maybe."
"If I could remove her from sigil, or just fought her at all."
“no, you are a pea brained, three toed, cabbage eating rancid troglodyte.”
”you think you could beat the lady in a straight on fight?”
He boops him again.
"I know I could."
“STOP. NOW.”
completely sure?
"No."
"Yes!"
He walks away.
and how are you sure of that? Would you be able to test it?
He smiles, and leaves.
"Yep!"
I’d love to see it.
"But then sigil would die!"
Then how would you know that you could actually defeat the Lady?
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
"Well still, I banged your mom."
"She would die."
He doesn’t respond, confused.
and what effects would the removal of the lady of pain have on Sigil?
He smiles
"It would crumble, wither, and be destroyed."
“You really are an idiot.” Do you think you would be capable of bringing the lady down in some way?
"Maybe."
"If I could remove her from sigil, or just fought her at all."
“no, you are a pea brained, three toed, cabbage eating rancid troglodyte.”
”you think you could beat the lady in a straight on fight?”
He boops him again.
"I know I could."
“STOP. NOW.”
completely sure?
"No."
"Yes!"
He walks away.
and how are you sure of that? Would you be able to test it?
He smiles, and leaves.
"Yep!"
I’d love to see it.
"But then sigil would die!"
Then how would you know that you could actually defeat the Lady?
"I have killed stronger things."
Or have you? How could you truly know unless you tried?
The horse-sized mismatched eyes smile. "Well, some of your people no longer seem to want to be cats. I would like you to change those ones back. The rest, of course, can stay as your thralls. I apologize for ruining your tea party, but such things must be addressed with urgency."
What are you talking about? We are all cats, always have been, always will be! It says rather defensively, leaning to the edge of their teacup.
"I'm afraid you are wrong. Someday, you'll all be corpses." His eyes flash a warning. "I'd prefer you'd be corpses that you all individually enjoy the shape of."
A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The horse-sized mismatched eyes smile. "Well, some of your people no longer seem to want to be cats. I would like you to change those ones back. The rest, of course, can stay as your thralls. I apologize for ruining your tea party, but such things must be addressed with urgency."
What are you talking about? We are all cats, always have been, always will be! It says rather defensively, leaning to the edge of their teacup.
"I'm afraid you are wrong. Someday, you'll all be corpses." His eyes flash a warning. "I'd prefer you'd be corpses that you all individually enjoy the shape of."
A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
And you might as well be trying to fight Tatania or Oberon. Leave or I will make you. Says Johnny’s normal voice.
that wouldn’t work. The lady of pain would not allow it, and she would kill you.
"HAH! NO!!!"
"What if I explode the entire multiverse?!?!"
”this is why everyone hates you.”
Wouldn’t work. The lady of pain, and Sigil, would Not die.”
"This is why your dad left you."
"Oh, ok."
“I was born from the pure concept of evil law, I don’t have parents or relatives.”
well, that is what the legends say. Supposedly many of the godly corpses in the astral sea were the result of gods intruding into Sigil without the Lady’s permission. I wonder what would happen if she was somehow removed from Sigil…”
"Well still, I banged your mom."
"She would die."
He doesn’t respond, confused.
and what effects would the removal of the lady of pain have on Sigil?
He smiles
"It would crumble, wither, and be destroyed."
“You really are an idiot.” Do you think you would be capable of bringing the lady down in some way?
"Maybe."
"If I could remove her from sigil, or just fought her at all."
“no, you are a pea brained, three toed, cabbage eating rancid troglodyte.”
”you think you could beat the lady in a straight on fight?”
He boops him again.
"I know I could."
“STOP. NOW.”
completely sure?
"No."
"Yes!"
He walks away.
and how are you sure of that? Would you be able to test it?
He smiles, and leaves.
"Yep!"
I’d love to see it.
"But then sigil would die!"
Then how would you know that you could actually defeat the Lady?
"I have killed stronger things."
Or have you? How could you truly know unless you tried?
A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
And you might as well be trying to fight Tatania or Oberon. Leave or I will make you. Says Johnny’s normal voice.
"My, my. You really are a piece of work. See, YOU CANNOT MOVE ME."
A deal is a deal, mister. I’m not turning them back! They snarl, which is slightly adorable given their petite frame.
"I'm afraid you're wrong again. One of them summoned me to make reparations. You see, I have this little ability. I can unweave the powers of anyone I eat. It's not a full command, but I've broken contracts sealed by Vecna himself." Glittering teeth appear in the darkness of Szerucharz's face, a grimace with the teeth slowly opening as air is sucked through with terrifying force.
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
And you might as well be trying to fight Tatania or Oberon. Leave or I will make you. Says Johnny’s normal voice.
"My, my. You really are a piece of work. See, YOU CANNOT MOVE ME."
Make a save.
Roll a d4, no modifiers.
A 2 or 4 succeeds.
A 1 or 2 fails.
This is going to be fun! Do legendary resistances work against this? Just asking for future reference.
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"
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I’d love to see it.
"But then sigil would die!"
as soon as Szerucharz gets close to Johnny, they hear a booming, snarling voice inside their mind, not at all like the tiny one of Johnny’s.
TOUCH AND YOU DIE
Then how would you know that you could actually defeat the Lady?
"I have killed stronger things."
Or have you? How could you truly know unless you tried?
"Impossible." The mouth opens fully into a horrible, spinning "O." Trees, boulders, chunks of earth, everything is being sucked into the void.
"You might as well try to kill Atropus or Dendar."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
And you might as well be trying to fight Tatania or Oberon. Leave or I will make you. Says Johnny’s normal voice.
*Snip*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I know, because I have killed stronger things."
*cut with Asmodeus*
but you do not know they were stronger than the lady of pain, do you? Nobody has tested the true power of the lady.
"Tell me, could the Lady erase the multiverse with a thought?"
"My, my. You really are a piece of work. See, YOU CANNOT MOVE ME."
Make a save.
Roll a d4, no modifiers.
A 2 or 4 succeeds.
A 1 or 2 fails.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
This is going to be fun! Do legendary resistances work against this? Just asking for future reference.
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2
Nobody knows. She’s killed beings of similar power, though.
"I doubt she could erase everything with a thought!"
But creatures that have that kind of power have tried to challenge her and are now floating, dead, in the astral sea. Could you challenge her, where others could not?
Oops, I rolled twice because the first one didn’t work for me the first time.
"Look, I will go kill her, then bring her back!"