A strange hall has appeared in the Dome, with a short skeleton sleeping within wearing a blue jacket, black pants and pink slippers. He seems like the easiest enemy one would ever find-- he only has 1 health, 1 armor class, and deals d1's of damage. How could someone lose to a guy weak as this?
*Note: Yeah, Sans got converted from a sheet to a statblock. I couldn't decide between CR 0 and CR 30, but know it's a tough fight. (Or not, maybe I'm horrible at balancing, idk)*
*Guess I’ll be the one to bite the bullet, let’s do this.*
An armored knight with a parchment, banner, and greatsword at his back walks into the hall, an aura of zeal and heroism leaking from his every step. Upon seeing the skeleton his draws his blade and points it at Sans “I shall be the one to fell you strange undead.”
*Mine that this guy isn’t nearly as strong as anyone else on this thread.*
*The knight or Sans?*
He wakes up. "Heya. I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton."
*The knight.*
“You face the end undead. Will you accept it with grace, or with conflict?”
A strange hall has appeared in the Dome, with a short skeleton sleeping within wearing a blue jacket, black pants and pink slippers. He seems like the easiest enemy one would ever find-- he only has 1 health, 1 armor class, and deals d1's of damage. How could someone lose to a guy weak as this?
*Note: Yeah, Sans got converted from a sheet to a statblock. I couldn't decide between CR 0 and CR 30, but know it's a tough fight. (Or not, maybe I'm horrible at balancing, idk)*
*Guess I’ll be the one to bite the bullet, let’s do this.*
An armored knight with a parchment, banner, and greatsword at his back walks into the hall, an aura of zeal and heroism leaking from his every step. Upon seeing the skeleton his draws his blade and points it at Sans “I shall be the one to fell you strange undead.”
*Mine that this guy isn’t nearly as strong as anyone else on this thread.*
*The knight or Sans?*
He wakes up. "Heya. I'm Sans. Sans the skeleton."
*The knight.*
“You face the end undead. Will you accept it with grace, or with conflict?”
"Welp. Guess I gotta give it my all. Rude to tear me away from my really important business." He winks and stands up. "It's a beautiful day outside, you know. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like-- wait, sorry, wrong monologue. Anyways..."
Initiative: -4
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“Well let me tell you something.” He readies himself in a fighting stance “You’re in for a bad time.” Sans knows he’s smiling under his helm, and he charges him, swinging twice with his blade.
To hit:3228
Damage:19+8+3212+11+36 *I just realize this character could hit Sans no matter what, because of Living Legend.*
“Well let me tell you something.” He readies himself in a fighting stance “You’re in for a bad time.” Sans knows he’s smiling under his helm, and he charges him, swinging twice with his blade.
To hit:3228
Damage:19+8+3212+11+36 *I just realize this character could hit Sans no matter what, because of Living Legend.*
He dodges, using a legendary action he won't regain until finishing a rest to take no damage at all. "Hey, if you're gonna try to kill me, get your own catchphrase." His eye glows, and he points to a wall. The knight is flung over there, taking a bit of damage from the bludgeoning. (We'll say the judgement hall is 120 feet wide and 30 feet long. Sans is 60 feet in. That sound good?) 29 bludgeoning damage for the fall. Suddenly, bones pop up where he falls. 18 to hit, 20 magical bludgeoning damage, plus necrotic damage equal to the knights level. Then a large barrage of more bones appear, hitting him repeatedly. 22 to hit, 20 damage, plus the necrotic. Then, strange blasters appear and fire at him 3 times. 21 to hit, 18, and 25. 10 force damage, 10 and 10. Then, it all ends. "Huh. Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first." Knight's turn.
*Just looked it up and bruh. I mean, technically Sans gets hit no matter what, he just negates all damage if we really wanna get into the really specific details of it. And I'd prefer to ignore that even if it works since not too fun to have him instantly die.*
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The only thing that hit him was the fall causing him to grunt in pain, able to deflect or dodge the rest before charging back in “You will my strongest attack soon enough. Burn Heretic! John Dungeon!” He says like someone would say Leeroy Jenkins, swinging his blade down twice more.
The only thing that hit him was the fall causing him to grunt in pain, able to deflect or dodge the rest before charging back in “You will my strongest attack soon enough. Burn Heretic! John Dungeon!” He says like someone would say Leeroy Jenkins, swinging his blade down twice more.
To hit:2026 Damage:11+9+2315+10+17
*What's his movement speed? Sans flung him 60 feet away.*
"Hey, buddy. I know all about special attacks. But let's hold off on that for now." He sends bones at him 4 times, then telekinetically flings him across the room again 60 feet and does another bone attack as a bonus action.
29 to hit for Bone attack 1.
26 for 2.
33 For 3.
26 For 4.
Fall damage for 30 feet: 12, or 60 feet (depends on the knights speed or if they dashed): 18
To hit for the bonus action bone: 22
Damage for every bone attack: 2020202020. And +20 necrotic from karma for every attack that hits.
"You have a lot of experience with this fighting stuff, looks like. Makes sense, considering how high that LV of yours is."
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One of the Gaster Blaster pieces his chest, leaving a smoking hole in his body and armor, but he doesn’t slow down, only speeding up. He charges back in and swings once before grabbing his parchment and raising it high as glows with golden light “I declare myself the healer!” He says as the wound closes back up.
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
Jason walks down from the clouds, his nebulous cloak adding mystery to the Australian man, his flower covered shirt underneath removing said mystery.
*Was showering*
He either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
Jason walks down from the clouds, his nebulous cloak adding mystery to the Australian man, his flower covered shirt underneath removing said mystery.
*Was showering*
He either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care
Someone tries to attack Jason, and he just reaches out a hand and an rain of red leeches shoot out, they consume the guy, his screams filling the Dome.
Zeon is sprinting around the dome as usual, training his magic and his martial arts.
Coronet is enjoying a nice stroll through the dome, collecting new severed tongues and skulls for her ever growing collection as she is chewing on a titan’s leg.
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
Jason walks down from the clouds, his nebulous cloak adding mystery to the Australian man, his flower covered shirt underneath removing said mystery.
*Was showering*
He either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care
Someone tries to attack Jason, and he just reaches out a hand and an rain of red leeches shoot out, they consume the guy, his screams filling the Dome.
“Hmph. Cool.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
Jason walks down from the clouds, his nebulous cloak adding mystery to the Australian man, his flower covered shirt underneath removing said mystery.
*Was showering*
He either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care
Someone tries to attack Jason, and he just reaches out a hand and an rain of red leeches shoot out, they consume the guy, his screams filling the Dome.
“Hmph. Cool.”
The leeches then go back into Jason, his usual aura gone as he stalks to his cloud house.
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
Jason walks down from the clouds, his nebulous cloak adding mystery to the Australian man, his flower covered shirt underneath removing said mystery.
*Was showering*
He either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care
Someone tries to attack Jason, and he just reaches out a hand and an rain of red leeches shoot out, they consume the guy, his screams filling the Dome.
“Hmph. Cool.”
The leeches then go back into Jason, his usual aura gone as he stalks to his cloud house.
“HEY!” He tries to get Jason’s attention “You good man?”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
Jason walks down from the clouds, his nebulous cloak adding mystery to the Australian man, his flower covered shirt underneath removing said mystery.
*Was showering*
He either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care
Someone tries to attack Jason, and he just reaches out a hand and an rain of red leeches shoot out, they consume the guy, his screams filling the Dome.
“Hmph. Cool.”
The leeches then go back into Jason, his usual aura gone as he stalks to his cloud house.
“HEY!” He tries to get Jason’s attention “You good man?”
Jason doesn’t even turn his head “No.” once he enters the cloud house the home goes dark as night, like a solid darkness.
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
Jason walks down from the clouds, his nebulous cloak adding mystery to the Australian man, his flower covered shirt underneath removing said mystery.
*Was showering*
He either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care
Someone tries to attack Jason, and he just reaches out a hand and an rain of red leeches shoot out, they consume the guy, his screams filling the Dome.
“Hmph. Cool.”
The leeches then go back into Jason, his usual aura gone as he stalks to his cloud house.
“HEY!” He tries to get Jason’s attention “You good man?”
Jason doesn’t even turn his head “No.” once he enters the cloud house the home goes dark as night, like a solid darkness.
He floats after him, opening the door to the cloud house. “Wanna talk about it? I have some DNA from a therapist somewhere in there. I’m also an assassin sometimes if you need someone dead.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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*The knight.*
“You face the end undead. Will you accept it with grace, or with conflict?”
"Welp. Guess I gotta give it my all. Rude to tear me away from my really important business." He winks and stands up. "It's a beautiful day outside, you know. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like-- wait, sorry, wrong monologue. Anyways..."
Initiative: -4
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Cut*
“Well let me tell you something.” He readies himself in a fighting stance “You’re in for a bad time.” Sans knows he’s smiling under his helm, and he charges him, swinging twice with his blade.
To hit:32 28
Damage:19+8+32 12+11+36 *I just realize this character could hit Sans no matter what, because of Living Legend.*
He dodges, using a legendary action he won't regain until finishing a rest to take no damage at all. "Hey, if you're gonna try to kill me, get your own catchphrase." His eye glows, and he points to a wall. The knight is flung over there, taking a bit of damage from the bludgeoning. (We'll say the judgement hall is 120 feet wide and 30 feet long. Sans is 60 feet in. That sound good?) 29 bludgeoning damage for the fall. Suddenly, bones pop up where he falls. 18 to hit, 20 magical bludgeoning damage, plus necrotic damage equal to the knights level. Then a large barrage of more bones appear, hitting him repeatedly. 22 to hit, 20 damage, plus the necrotic. Then, strange blasters appear and fire at him 3 times. 21 to hit, 18, and 25. 10 force damage, 10 and 10. Then, it all ends. "Huh. Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first." Knight's turn.
*Just looked it up and bruh. I mean, technically Sans gets hit no matter what, he just negates all damage if we really wanna get into the really specific details of it. And I'd prefer to ignore that even if it works since not too fun to have him instantly die.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Also, karma applies to the Gaster Blasters too if that wasn't clear. Anyways, gtg now so bye (explodes)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Sorry, gtg, finish tomorrow?*
*yeah, although I won't be on for a lot of the day cause school. Now I explode for real. (Explodes for real)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Im back.*
The only thing that hit him was the fall causing him to grunt in pain, able to deflect or dodge the rest before charging back in “You will my strongest attack soon enough. Burn Heretic! John Dungeon!” He says like someone would say Leeroy Jenkins, swinging his blade down twice more.
To hit:20 26 Damage:11+9+23 15+10+17
*What's his movement speed? Sans flung him 60 feet away.*
"Hey, buddy. I know all about special attacks. But let's hold off on that for now." He sends bones at him 4 times, then telekinetically flings him across the room again 60 feet and does another bone attack as a bonus action.
29 to hit for Bone attack 1.
26 for 2.
33 For 3.
26 For 4.
Fall damage for 30 feet: 12, or 60 feet (depends on the knights speed or if they dashed): 18
To hit for the bonus action bone: 22
Damage for every bone attack: 20 20 20 20 20. And +20 necrotic from karma for every attack that hits.
"You have a lot of experience with this fighting stuff, looks like. Makes sense, considering how high that LV of yours is."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
One of the Gaster Blaster pieces his chest, leaving a smoking hole in his body and armor, but he doesn’t slow down, only speeding up. He charges back in and swings once before grabbing his parchment and raising it high as glows with golden light “I declare myself the healer!” He says as the wound closes back up.
To hit:27 Damage:15+4+13
Perfect is playing games on his phone, shooting anyone who tries to attack him with his free hand
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Jason walks down from the clouds, his nebulous cloak adding mystery to the Australian man, his flower covered shirt underneath removing said mystery.
*Was showering*
He either doesn’t notice or doesn’t care
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Someone tries to attack Jason, and he just reaches out a hand and an rain of red leeches shoot out, they consume the guy, his screams filling the Dome.
Zeon is sprinting around the dome as usual, training his magic and his martial arts.
Coronet is enjoying a nice stroll through the dome, collecting new severed tongues and skulls for her ever growing collection as she is chewing on a titan’s leg.
“Hmph. Cool.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The leeches then go back into Jason, his usual aura gone as he stalks to his cloud house.
“HEY!” He tries to get Jason’s attention “You good man?”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Jason doesn’t even turn his head “No.” once he enters the cloud house the home goes dark as night, like a solid darkness.
He floats after him, opening the door to the cloud house. “Wanna talk about it? I have some DNA from a therapist somewhere in there. I’m also an assassin sometimes if you need someone dead.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”