Rolling once again as those last ones were errors.
to hit: automatic 28. damage: 46 force damage.
to hit: automatic 33. damage: 66 force damage. Whether those old ones load or not, use this one for the critical hit as I had messed up the dice roll on my previous post.
One attack, and I take half damage on the 66
Attack: 21 Damage: 16 + 10
And time breath, DC 20 con or take 41 force damage, and have disadv on attacks, and i have adv
It auto succeeds on the time breath, and the rend hits.
it pauses, wheezing and chortling, which all sounds like the clinking-clanking of coins. It looks at the time dragon, the coin in it’s chest spinning slowly.
”Luck- is a fickle thing.” It coos. “One moment, you have all the luck in the world. The next, it abandons you and all that is left of you is the echoing laughter of mad gods. But right now, O Great Dragon, you have a choice: do you doom yourself to misfortune for all of your endless life by spilling my blood, or do you choose good fortune in a time of need? The latter, I can assure, if you cease the bloodshed.”
"Why should I spare you?"
*This is a draw, as I am on 6 HP*
*well, the Ahd Moar doesn’t know that. It could keep going for another round or two. And just normal draws aren’t interesting.*
it circles the dragon, dragging bloody claws along the ground. “Kill the Ahd Moar, embodiment of all the world’s fortune, luck given flesh, and my blessings may never grace you again. But, let me live, and I offer you a deal… once, any time in the next year, that you would require certainty, or need to beat impossible odds… you shall have my blessing. Such abuses of fortune take their toll, of course, but in such a place of danger, like this, it could save your scales…”
"You think that you can kill me?"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Rolling once again as those last ones were errors.
to hit: automatic 28. damage: 46 force damage.
to hit: automatic 33. damage: 66 force damage. Whether those old ones load or not, use this one for the critical hit as I had messed up the dice roll on my previous post.
One attack, and I take half damage on the 66
Attack: 21 Damage: 16 + 10
And time breath, DC 20 con or take 41 force damage, and have disadv on attacks, and i have adv
It auto succeeds on the time breath, and the rend hits.
it pauses, wheezing and chortling, which all sounds like the clinking-clanking of coins. It looks at the time dragon, the coin in it’s chest spinning slowly.
”Luck- is a fickle thing.” It coos. “One moment, you have all the luck in the world. The next, it abandons you and all that is left of you is the echoing laughter of mad gods. But right now, O Great Dragon, you have a choice: do you doom yourself to misfortune for all of your endless life by spilling my blood, or do you choose good fortune in a time of need? The latter, I can assure, if you cease the bloodshed.”
"Why should I spare you?"
*This is a draw, as I am on 6 HP*
*well, the Ahd Moar doesn’t know that. It could keep going for another round or two. And just normal draws aren’t interesting.*
it circles the dragon, dragging bloody claws along the ground. “Kill the Ahd Moar, embodiment of all the world’s fortune, luck given flesh, and my blessings may never grace you again. But, let me live, and I offer you a deal… once, any time in the next year, that you would require certainty, or need to beat impossible odds… you shall have my blessing. Such abuses of fortune take their toll, of course, but in such a place of danger, like this, it could save your scales…”
"You think that you can kill me?"
“Clearly not what I was saying… let me live, and you shall find yourself with infinite fortune in a time of dire need. Even If I can’t stand… as they say, ‘toe to toe,’ with you… there are certainly others here who can.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Rolling once again as those last ones were errors.
to hit: automatic 28. damage: 46 force damage.
to hit: automatic 33. damage: 66 force damage. Whether those old ones load or not, use this one for the critical hit as I had messed up the dice roll on my previous post.
One attack, and I take half damage on the 66
Attack: 21 Damage: 16 + 10
And time breath, DC 20 con or take 41 force damage, and have disadv on attacks, and i have adv
It auto succeeds on the time breath, and the rend hits.
it pauses, wheezing and chortling, which all sounds like the clinking-clanking of coins. It looks at the time dragon, the coin in it’s chest spinning slowly.
”Luck- is a fickle thing.” It coos. “One moment, you have all the luck in the world. The next, it abandons you and all that is left of you is the echoing laughter of mad gods. But right now, O Great Dragon, you have a choice: do you doom yourself to misfortune for all of your endless life by spilling my blood, or do you choose good fortune in a time of need? The latter, I can assure, if you cease the bloodshed.”
"Why should I spare you?"
*This is a draw, as I am on 6 HP*
*well, the Ahd Moar doesn’t know that. It could keep going for another round or two. And just normal draws aren’t interesting.*
it circles the dragon, dragging bloody claws along the ground. “Kill the Ahd Moar, embodiment of all the world’s fortune, luck given flesh, and my blessings may never grace you again. But, let me live, and I offer you a deal… once, any time in the next year, that you would require certainty, or need to beat impossible odds… you shall have my blessing. Such abuses of fortune take their toll, of course, but in such a place of danger, like this, it could save your scales…”
"You think that you can kill me?"
“Clearly not what I was saying… let me live, and you shall find yourself with infinite fortune in a time of dire need. Even If I can’t stand… as they say, ‘toe to toe,’ with you… there are certainly others here who can.”
"I only gain power as i age, and there aret many things that can kill a time dragon"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Rolling once again as those last ones were errors.
to hit: automatic 28. damage: 46 force damage.
to hit: automatic 33. damage: 66 force damage. Whether those old ones load or not, use this one for the critical hit as I had messed up the dice roll on my previous post.
One attack, and I take half damage on the 66
Attack: 21 Damage: 16 + 10
And time breath, DC 20 con or take 41 force damage, and have disadv on attacks, and i have adv
It auto succeeds on the time breath, and the rend hits.
it pauses, wheezing and chortling, which all sounds like the clinking-clanking of coins. It looks at the time dragon, the coin in it’s chest spinning slowly.
”Luck- is a fickle thing.” It coos. “One moment, you have all the luck in the world. The next, it abandons you and all that is left of you is the echoing laughter of mad gods. But right now, O Great Dragon, you have a choice: do you doom yourself to misfortune for all of your endless life by spilling my blood, or do you choose good fortune in a time of need? The latter, I can assure, if you cease the bloodshed.”
"Why should I spare you?"
*This is a draw, as I am on 6 HP*
*well, the Ahd Moar doesn’t know that. It could keep going for another round or two. And just normal draws aren’t interesting.*
it circles the dragon, dragging bloody claws along the ground. “Kill the Ahd Moar, embodiment of all the world’s fortune, luck given flesh, and my blessings may never grace you again. But, let me live, and I offer you a deal… once, any time in the next year, that you would require certainty, or need to beat impossible odds… you shall have my blessing. Such abuses of fortune take their toll, of course, but in such a place of danger, like this, it could save your scales…”
"You think that you can kill me?"
“Clearly not what I was saying… let me live, and you shall find yourself with infinite fortune in a time of dire need. Even If I can’t stand… as they say, ‘toe to toe,’ with you… there are certainly others here who can.”
"I only gain power as i age, and there aret many things that can kill a time dragon"
The Ahd Moar looks around. “I’m willing to bet there are three within a two mile radius.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Rolling once again as those last ones were errors.
to hit: automatic 28. damage: 46 force damage.
to hit: automatic 33. damage: 66 force damage. Whether those old ones load or not, use this one for the critical hit as I had messed up the dice roll on my previous post.
One attack, and I take half damage on the 66
Attack: 21 Damage: 16 + 10
And time breath, DC 20 con or take 41 force damage, and have disadv on attacks, and i have adv
It auto succeeds on the time breath, and the rend hits.
it pauses, wheezing and chortling, which all sounds like the clinking-clanking of coins. It looks at the time dragon, the coin in it’s chest spinning slowly.
”Luck- is a fickle thing.” It coos. “One moment, you have all the luck in the world. The next, it abandons you and all that is left of you is the echoing laughter of mad gods. But right now, O Great Dragon, you have a choice: do you doom yourself to misfortune for all of your endless life by spilling my blood, or do you choose good fortune in a time of need? The latter, I can assure, if you cease the bloodshed.”
"Why should I spare you?"
*This is a draw, as I am on 6 HP*
*well, the Ahd Moar doesn’t know that. It could keep going for another round or two. And just normal draws aren’t interesting.*
it circles the dragon, dragging bloody claws along the ground. “Kill the Ahd Moar, embodiment of all the world’s fortune, luck given flesh, and my blessings may never grace you again. But, let me live, and I offer you a deal… once, any time in the next year, that you would require certainty, or need to beat impossible odds… you shall have my blessing. Such abuses of fortune take their toll, of course, but in such a place of danger, like this, it could save your scales…”
"You think that you can kill me?"
“Clearly not what I was saying… let me live, and you shall find yourself with infinite fortune in a time of dire need. Even If I can’t stand… as they say, ‘toe to toe,’ with you… there are certainly others here who can.”
"I only gain power as i age, and there aret many things that can kill a time dragon"
The Ahd Moar looks around. “I’m willing to bet there are three within a two mile radius.”
"they can stop me for now, but i always come back"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Rolling once again as those last ones were errors.
to hit: automatic 28. damage: 46 force damage.
to hit: automatic 33. damage: 66 force damage. Whether those old ones load or not, use this one for the critical hit as I had messed up the dice roll on my previous post.
One attack, and I take half damage on the 66
Attack: 21 Damage: 16 + 10
And time breath, DC 20 con or take 41 force damage, and have disadv on attacks, and i have adv
It auto succeeds on the time breath, and the rend hits.
it pauses, wheezing and chortling, which all sounds like the clinking-clanking of coins. It looks at the time dragon, the coin in it’s chest spinning slowly.
”Luck- is a fickle thing.” It coos. “One moment, you have all the luck in the world. The next, it abandons you and all that is left of you is the echoing laughter of mad gods. But right now, O Great Dragon, you have a choice: do you doom yourself to misfortune for all of your endless life by spilling my blood, or do you choose good fortune in a time of need? The latter, I can assure, if you cease the bloodshed.”
"Why should I spare you?"
*This is a draw, as I am on 6 HP*
*well, the Ahd Moar doesn’t know that. It could keep going for another round or two. And just normal draws aren’t interesting.*
it circles the dragon, dragging bloody claws along the ground. “Kill the Ahd Moar, embodiment of all the world’s fortune, luck given flesh, and my blessings may never grace you again. But, let me live, and I offer you a deal… once, any time in the next year, that you would require certainty, or need to beat impossible odds… you shall have my blessing. Such abuses of fortune take their toll, of course, but in such a place of danger, like this, it could save your scales…”
"You think that you can kill me?"
“Clearly not what I was saying… let me live, and you shall find yourself with infinite fortune in a time of dire need. Even If I can’t stand… as they say, ‘toe to toe,’ with you… there are certainly others here who can.”
"I only gain power as i age, and there aret many things that can kill a time dragon"
The Ahd Moar looks around. “I’m willing to bet there are three within a two mile radius.”
"they can stop me for now, but i always come back"
The aura of luck changes to unluck. (Automatic 5s.) it shrugs, giggles, and then begins to gallop away.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Rolling once again as those last ones were errors.
to hit: automatic 28. damage: 46 force damage.
to hit: automatic 33. damage: 66 force damage. Whether those old ones load or not, use this one for the critical hit as I had messed up the dice roll on my previous post.
One attack, and I take half damage on the 66
Attack: 21 Damage: 16 + 10
And time breath, DC 20 con or take 41 force damage, and have disadv on attacks, and i have adv
It auto succeeds on the time breath, and the rend hits.
it pauses, wheezing and chortling, which all sounds like the clinking-clanking of coins. It looks at the time dragon, the coin in it’s chest spinning slowly.
”Luck- is a fickle thing.” It coos. “One moment, you have all the luck in the world. The next, it abandons you and all that is left of you is the echoing laughter of mad gods. But right now, O Great Dragon, you have a choice: do you doom yourself to misfortune for all of your endless life by spilling my blood, or do you choose good fortune in a time of need? The latter, I can assure, if you cease the bloodshed.”
"Why should I spare you?"
*This is a draw, as I am on 6 HP*
*well, the Ahd Moar doesn’t know that. It could keep going for another round or two. And just normal draws aren’t interesting.*
it circles the dragon, dragging bloody claws along the ground. “Kill the Ahd Moar, embodiment of all the world’s fortune, luck given flesh, and my blessings may never grace you again. But, let me live, and I offer you a deal… once, any time in the next year, that you would require certainty, or need to beat impossible odds… you shall have my blessing. Such abuses of fortune take their toll, of course, but in such a place of danger, like this, it could save your scales…”
"You think that you can kill me?"
“Clearly not what I was saying… let me live, and you shall find yourself with infinite fortune in a time of dire need. Even If I can’t stand… as they say, ‘toe to toe,’ with you… there are certainly others here who can.”
"I only gain power as i age, and there aret many things that can kill a time dragon"
The Ahd Moar looks around. “I’m willing to bet there are three within a two mile radius.”
"they can stop me for now, but i always come back"
The aura of luck changes to unluck. (Automatic 5s.) it shrugs, giggles, and then begins to gallop away.
"Byegood!"
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A young bard stands in the dome, picking at the cords of his lute. He wears green studded leather armor, and his hair is tied into a braid. He grins as he watches the fights. “Ah, a fight to make a song of. Perhaps I should try a go.” He muses.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A young bard stands in the dome, picking at the cords of his lute. He wears green studded leather armor, and his hair is tied into a braid. He grins as he watches the fights. “Ah, a fight to make a song of. Perhaps I should try a go.” He muses.
*What CR?*
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Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish) In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you. They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different? NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A young bard stands in the dome, picking at the cords of his lute. He wears green studded leather armor, and his hair is tied into a braid. He grins as he watches the fights. “Ah, a fight to make a song of. Perhaps I should try a go.” He muses.
*What CR?*
*16. Master Bard.*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A bright yellow, blindfolded dragonborn in fancy, embellished clothing, all black and gold, sits at a campfire, tending to the coals and stirring the pot of stew he has hanging above it every couple seconds. He hums to himself, a rusty iron greatspear chained to his back.
A bright yellow, blindfolded dragonborn in fancy, embellished clothing, all black and gold, sits at a campfire, tending to the coals and stirring the pot of stew he has hanging above it every couple seconds. He hums to himself, a rusty iron greatspear chained to his back.
The bard approaches the Dragonborn, carrying his lute and having two swords strapped to his back. He grins. “Would you care for a duel, my fine friend?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A bright yellow, blindfolded dragonborn in fancy, embellished clothing, all black and gold, sits at a campfire, tending to the coals and stirring the pot of stew he has hanging above it every couple seconds. He hums to himself, a rusty iron greatspear chained to his back.
The bard approaches the Dragonborn, carrying his lute and having two swords strapped to his back. He grins. “Would you care for a duel, my fine friend?”
The dragonborn nods, not turning their head until he's stood up. He grins as well, his massive fangs glinting as he reaches into a satchel and eats a rotten, twitching steak from it. "Just make sure not to spill the stew." His scales darken and peel to reveal flesh, as if what he ate had poisoned him to the point of necrosis.
A bright yellow, blindfolded dragonborn in fancy, embellished clothing, all black and gold, sits at a campfire, tending to the coals and stirring the pot of stew he has hanging above it every couple seconds. He hums to himself, a rusty iron greatspear chained to his back.
The bard approaches the Dragonborn, carrying his lute and having two swords strapped to his back. He grins. “Would you care for a duel, my fine friend?”
The dragonborn nods, not turning their head until he's stood up. He grins as well, his massive fangs glinting as he reaches into a satchel and eats a rotten, twitching steak from it. "Just make sure not to spill the stew." His scales darken and peel to reveal flesh, as if what he ate had poisoned him to the point of necrosis.
INIT: 6
“Oh, do not worry. Cooking is an art and I quite love the arts.” He bows, playing a chord on his lute.
23
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
"You think that you can kill me?"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
“Clearly not what I was saying… let me live, and you shall find yourself with infinite fortune in a time of dire need. Even If I can’t stand… as they say, ‘toe to toe,’ with you… there are certainly others here who can.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"I only gain power as i age, and there aret many things that can kill a time dragon"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
The Ahd Moar looks around. “I’m willing to bet there are three within a two mile radius.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"they can stop me for now, but i always come back"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
The aura of luck changes to unluck. (Automatic 5s.) it shrugs, giggles, and then begins to gallop away.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Byegood!"
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
A young bard stands in the dome, picking at the cords of his lute. He wears green studded leather armor, and his hair is tied into a braid. He grins as he watches the fights. “Ah, a fight to make a song of. Perhaps I should try a go.” He muses.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*What CR?*
Hello! Call me Gato (Cat in Spanish)
In this place where you're not here, in this place where I was with you
Your eyes are too kind, and I'm covered in wounds. Don't let me love you.
They say people are born different. We brainwashed in the same system. They expect perfection. So how can we be different?
NOW, ALL HAIL MERLIN, AND THE GREAT MERLIN ARMY. GIVE ME A 4D8 ATTEMPT: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
*[gasp!] The naner is here!*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*16. Master Bard.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Would anyone like to play against a level 10 PC who holds back?*
*I wanna test them out, and I think it'll be fun.*
*As a note, their to-hit is insane due to being a Monster Hunter.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*Sher!*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Awesome! I'll intro in just a second!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
*Okay!*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
A bright yellow, blindfolded dragonborn in fancy, embellished clothing, all black and gold, sits at a campfire, tending to the coals and stirring the pot of stew he has hanging above it every couple seconds. He hums to himself, a rusty iron greatspear chained to his back.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
The bard approaches the Dragonborn, carrying his lute and having two swords strapped to his back. He grins. “Would you care for a duel, my fine friend?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
The dragonborn nods, not turning their head until he's stood up. He grins as well, his massive fangs glinting as he reaches into a satchel and eats a rotten, twitching steak from it. "Just make sure not to spill the stew." His scales darken and peel to reveal flesh, as if what he ate had poisoned him to the point of necrosis.
INIT: 6
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
“Oh, do not worry. Cooking is an art and I quite love the arts.” He bows, playing a chord on his lute.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Looks like you go first!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine