I shall gladly take upon the role of Bagel Baker. I shall weave delicious circular symphonies of dough and cinnamon, raisins and sesame seeds, and pull only the ripest ingredients from the Bagel Lord's Earth to make such incredible delights. My apron will be stained with the tears of angels that shall weep at the mere scent of my culinary skills, and my kitchen shall be a temple and shrine to all things round and delicious. Ancient feasts of elder days gone by will not compare to single meal with my bagels, for they shall ascend even the most measly of breakfasts into a shining and glorious example of man's true capabilities to eat. My work as an artisan shall be sacred and untouched; only the wisest and most astute disciples may even glimpse my secret recipe, and those apprentices who are welcomed into the halls of my bakery shall be enshrined in the cook books for generations to come.
TL:DR: I wanna be a Bagel Baker please
But we have not forgotten about you. Your skill with words brought tears to my eyes (did you bard magic it?), and i accept you as our first Bagel Baker!
Thank you, I promise to create all the wonderous bagels this cult shall ever need! I did sprinkle in a little bardic glamour to my speech, and I thank you also for accepting our alliance with the College!
Can i help you with the making of the bagels?
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Hello everyone. It is I, your friendly neighborhood Bagel Paladin!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I shall gladly take upon the role of Bagel Baker. I shall weave delicious circular symphonies of dough and cinnamon, raisins and sesame seeds, and pull only the ripest ingredients from the Bagel Lord's Earth to make such incredible delights. My apron will be stained with the tears of angels that shall weep at the mere scent of my culinary skills, and my kitchen shall be a temple and shrine to all things round and delicious. Ancient feasts of elder days gone by will not compare to single meal with my bagels, for they shall ascend even the most measly of breakfasts into a shining and glorious example of man's true capabilities to eat. My work as an artisan shall be sacred and untouched; only the wisest and most astute disciples may even glimpse my secret recipe, and those apprentices who are welcomed into the halls of my bakery shall be enshrined in the cook books for generations to come.
TL:DR: I wanna be a Bagel Baker please
But we have not forgotten about you. Your skill with words brought tears to my eyes (did you bard magic it?), and i accept you as our first Bagel Baker!
Thank you, I promise to create all the wonderous bagels this cult shall ever need! I did sprinkle in a little bardic glamour to my speech, and I thank you also for accepting our alliance with the College!
Can i help you with the making of the bagels?
Absolutely! I welcome you as an esteemed apprentice of our craft!
I shall gladly take upon the role of Bagel Baker. I shall weave delicious circular symphonies of dough and cinnamon, raisins and sesame seeds, and pull only the ripest ingredients from the Bagel Lord's Earth to make such incredible delights. My apron will be stained with the tears of angels that shall weep at the mere scent of my culinary skills, and my kitchen shall be a temple and shrine to all things round and delicious. Ancient feasts of elder days gone by will not compare to single meal with my bagels, for they shall ascend even the most measly of breakfasts into a shining and glorious example of man's true capabilities to eat. My work as an artisan shall be sacred and untouched; only the wisest and most astute disciples may even glimpse my secret recipe, and those apprentices who are welcomed into the halls of my bakery shall be enshrined in the cook books for generations to come.
TL:DR: I wanna be a Bagel Baker please
But we have not forgotten about you. Your skill with words brought tears to my eyes (did you bard magic it?), and i accept you as our first Bagel Baker!
Thank you, I promise to create all the wonderous bagels this cult shall ever need! I did sprinkle in a little bardic glamour to my speech, and I thank you also for accepting our alliance with the College!
Can i help you with the making of the bagels?
Absolutely! I welcome you as an esteemed apprentice of our craft!
Wonderful! *My oven broke and we’re getting our house remodeled so I haven’t been able to bake anything for so long T-T*
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
I'm thinking of making some bagel homebrew, what should it be? I'm considering a Bagel Couatl, that could be really cool!
Oooooo that would be really cool
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Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
I'm thinking of making some bagel homebrew, what should it be? I'm considering a Bagel Couatl, that could be really cool!
So like Quetzalcoatl, but a bagel?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hey, what's up fellow Bagellers, just finished my first batch of new bagels with the special Boink Flour I brought. The dough was extra bouncy and now the bagel is all springy and soft inside! If you ever want to Boink this thread, feel free to have a Boink Bagel!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub!You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Just cooked up another fresh batch of Boink Bagels!
What fillings would you guys say is your fav in a bagel? I gotta go Nutella but that's just because I have a massive sweet tooth lol
I also love Nutella. But I haven’t had any in a hot minute.
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Just cooked up another fresh batch of Boink Bagels!
What fillings would you guys say is your fav in a bagel? I gotta go Nutella but that's just because I have a massive sweet tooth lol
I'd have to go with peanut butter. Love that stuff, especially on a lightly toasted bagel...
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Yo folks, just cooked up a fresh batch, and I'm wondering whether we might want to expand our territory? Of course, the Bagel Lord shuns all forms of combat within our own lands, but would any of you consider coming with me on a crusade to other cults across the forums to potentially recruit more Acolytes?
Never! I’ve had bagels for breakfast for the past 3 days In a row!
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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Can i help you with the making of the bagels?
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
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Hello everyone. It is I, your friendly neighborhood Bagel Paladin!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Absolutely! I welcome you as an esteemed apprentice of our craft!
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Wonderful! *My oven broke and we’re getting our house remodeled so I haven’t been able to bake anything for so long T-T*
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
Hello my fellow bagelers!
I'm thinking of making some bagel homebrew, what should it be? I'm considering a Bagel Couatl, that could be really cool!
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Oooooo that would be really cool
Hey y’all, you can call me Sel or Julian or whatever, I don’t really care. Pronouns are they/he. Some things about be, I like reading, writing, dnd, theater, art. I have an art doc and my yt channel linked below. Pms are always open if you need to talk. Love y’all <3
Is art
@Irunwithskissors
So like Quetzalcoatl, but a bagel?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Exactly! Made entirely of dough, though it might end up being closer to a pretzel.
Maybe an ouroboros is a better idea?
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Hey, what's up fellow Bagellers, just finished my first batch of new bagels with the special Boink Flour I brought. The dough was extra bouncy and now the bagel is all springy and soft inside! If you ever want to Boink this thread, feel free to have a Boink Bagel!
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Bagels!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Bagels are great!!!
I know, I know, stating the obvious
Heyyyy! What's up? It's me, AwesomeDungeonMaster, although I go by Awe, and my Drummer given title is Epic Crit Roller of Legend! I love DRAGONS!!! This is my laptop account. Check out my cult/club, the DragonClub! You guys here on DDB are AWESOME!
Just cooked up another fresh batch of Boink Bagels!
What fillings would you guys say is your fav in a bagel? I gotta go Nutella but that's just because I have a massive sweet tooth lol
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
I also love Nutella. But I haven’t had any in a hot minute.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I'd have to go with peanut butter. Love that stuff, especially on a lightly toasted bagel...
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Yo folks, just cooked up a fresh batch, and I'm wondering whether we might want to expand our territory? Of course, the Bagel Lord shuns all forms of combat within our own lands, but would any of you consider coming with me on a crusade to other cults across the forums to potentially recruit more Acolytes?
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Shame that it looks like this cult has died. Guess it might be time to hang up my apron...
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Never! I’ve had bagels for breakfast for the past 3 days In a row!
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Did someone say Bagels? *Rears Archpriest head, with overly dramatic hat.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Woah! I had a bagel for lunch last Saturday, but haven't had any since.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
We have no more bagels in my house!
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”