Koloma is in a ruined building, aiming out of the window at a small cemetery.
Suddenly a huge smile fills you vision as you aim your sight down the barrel. You hear a terribly cheery voice says, "What use is pointing your mistake stick at the dead?"
"Tell him that the October Hare gives his regards, for that is me."
a section of worms separates and burrows into the ground. "you.......are......not........flesh"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Koloma is in a ruined building, aiming out of the window at a small cemetery.
Suddenly a huge smile fills you vision as you aim your sight down the barrel. You hear a terribly cheery voice says, "What use is pointing your mistake stick at the dead?"
Koloma lowers the rifle. "Whatever you are, please do not obstruct my vision. My target will enter that cemetary in approximately 5 minutes."
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Koloma is in a ruined building, aiming out of the window at a small cemetery.
Suddenly a huge smile fills you vision as you aim your sight down the barrel. You hear a terribly cheery voice says, "What use is pointing your mistake stick at the dead?"
Koloma lowers the rifle. "Whatever you are, please do not obstruct my vision. My target will enter that cemetary in approximately 5 minutes."
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Koloma is in a ruined building, aiming out of the window at a small cemetery.
Suddenly a huge smile fills you vision as you aim your sight down the barrel. You hear a terribly cheery voice says, "What use is pointing your mistake stick at the dead?"
Koloma lowers the rifle. "Whatever you are, please do not obstruct my vision. My target will enter that cemetary in approximately 5 minutes."
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Well, you won't be rotting any flesh of mine. My form is metal and I keep it well oiled." He really does. The brass rabbits body has so many tiny delicate parts all interlocked together to make a truly wondrous machine.
"Well, you won't be rotting any flesh of mine. My form is metal and I keep it well oiled." He really does. The brass rabbits body has so many tiny delicate parts all interlocked together to make a truly wondrous machine.
"what......is.......your.......function?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Koloma is in a ruined building, aiming out of the window at a small cemetery.
Suddenly a huge smile fills you vision as you aim your sight down the barrel. You hear a terribly cheery voice says, "What use is pointing your mistake stick at the dead?"
Koloma lowers the rifle. "Whatever you are, please do not obstruct my vision. My target will enter that cemetary in approximately 5 minutes."
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
"You got plenty of time before your victim shows up. I'll be out of your way by then." He says, not moving a muscle. "Missions can be cruel. And if your prey is in a cemetery than they must be mourning a friend who has passed. Or possible burying someone. Either way, it is quite cruel to bury a bullet in the brain of a mourner."
Koloma is in a ruined building, aiming out of the window at a small cemetery.
Suddenly a huge smile fills you vision as you aim your sight down the barrel. You hear a terribly cheery voice says, "What use is pointing your mistake stick at the dead?"
Koloma lowers the rifle. "Whatever you are, please do not obstruct my vision. My target will enter that cemetary in approximately 5 minutes."
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
"You got plenty of time before your victim shows up. I'll be out of your way by then." He says, not moving a muscle. "Missions can be cruel. And if your prey is in a cemetery than they must be mourning a friend who has passed. Or possible burying someone. Either way, it is quite cruel to bury a bullet in the brain of a mourner."
"Ghouls do not mourn." Koloma replies. "Although, if you don't move and you have friends, soon someone will."
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
"You got plenty of time before your victim shows up. I'll be out of your way by then." He says, not moving a muscle. "Missions can be cruel. And if your prey is in a cemetery than they must be mourning a friend who has passed. Or possible burying someone. Either way, it is quite cruel to bury a bullet in the brain of a mourner."
"Ghouls do not mourn." Koloma replies. "Although, if you don't move and you have friends, soon someone will."
He laughs, and you never realized how disturbing it is to hear a laugh come from a raccoon. "Oh it's a ghoul you aim at, eh? If you put a bullet in their brain at least they'd have something in it. Could be an improvement." He sidles over to the other side of the window sill.
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
"You got plenty of time before your victim shows up. I'll be out of your way by then." He says, not moving a muscle. "Missions can be cruel. And if your prey is in a cemetery than they must be mourning a friend who has passed. Or possible burying someone. Either way, it is quite cruel to bury a bullet in the brain of a mourner."
"Ghouls do not mourn." Koloma replies. "Although, if you don't move and you have friends, soon someone will."
He laughs, and you never realized how disturbing it is to hear a laugh come from a raccoon. "Oh it's a ghoul you aim at, eh? If you put a bullet in their brain at least they'd have something in it. Could be an improvement." He sidles over to the other side of the window sill.
"Thank you." Koloma aims. "They should be here any second now."
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Well, you won't be rotting any flesh of mine. My form is metal and I keep it well oiled." He really does. The brass rabbits body has so many tiny delicate parts all interlocked together to make a truly wondrous machine.
"what......is.......your.......function?"
"Function? I am not a tool. It is my duty to keep each and every clock in this kingdom on time. I also serve as a messenger on occasion."
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
"You got plenty of time before your victim shows up. I'll be out of your way by then." He says, not moving a muscle. "Missions can be cruel. And if your prey is in a cemetery than they must be mourning a friend who has passed. Or possible burying someone. Either way, it is quite cruel to bury a bullet in the brain of a mourner."
"Ghouls do not mourn." Koloma replies. "Although, if you don't move and you have friends, soon someone will."
He laughs, and you never realized how disturbing it is to hear a laugh come from a raccoon. "Oh it's a ghoul you aim at, eh? If you put a bullet in their brain at least they'd have something in it. Could be an improvement." He sidles over to the other side of the window sill.
"Thank you." Koloma aims. "They should be here any second now."
"If they are second, who did you kill first?" His wide green eyes seem to swim with amusement.
"Well, you won't be rotting any flesh of mine. My form is metal and I keep it well oiled." He really does. The brass rabbits body has so many tiny delicate parts all interlocked together to make a truly wondrous machine.
"what......is.......your.......function?"
"Function? I am not a tool. It is my duty to keep each and every clock in this kingdom on time. I also serve as a messenger on occasion."
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
"You got plenty of time before your victim shows up. I'll be out of your way by then." He says, not moving a muscle. "Missions can be cruel. And if your prey is in a cemetery than they must be mourning a friend who has passed. Or possible burying someone. Either way, it is quite cruel to bury a bullet in the brain of a mourner."
"Ghouls do not mourn." Koloma replies. "Although, if you don't move and you have friends, soon someone will."
He laughs, and you never realized how disturbing it is to hear a laugh come from a raccoon. "Oh it's a ghoul you aim at, eh? If you put a bullet in their brain at least they'd have something in it. Could be an improvement." He sidles over to the other side of the window sill.
"Thank you." Koloma aims. "They should be here any second now."
"If they are second, who did you kill first?" His wide green eyes seem to swim with amusement.
"If you continue flapping your cursed mammalian lips, you." Koloma locks onto an abnormally large ghouls that is climbing over the cemetery wall.
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
"You got plenty of time before your victim shows up. I'll be out of your way by then." He says, not moving a muscle. "Missions can be cruel. And if your prey is in a cemetery than they must be mourning a friend who has passed. Or possible burying someone. Either way, it is quite cruel to bury a bullet in the brain of a mourner."
"Ghouls do not mourn." Koloma replies. "Although, if you don't move and you have friends, soon someone will."
He laughs, and you never realized how disturbing it is to hear a laugh come from a raccoon. "Oh it's a ghoul you aim at, eh? If you put a bullet in their brain at least they'd have something in it. Could be an improvement." He sidles over to the other side of the window sill.
"Thank you." Koloma aims. "They should be here any second now."
"If they are second, who did you kill first?" His wide green eyes seem to swim with amusement.
"If you continue flapping your cursed mammalian lips, you." Koloma locks onto an abnormally large ghouls that is climbing over the cemetery wall.
He hear him snickering to himself. "You are not concerned about the presence of a dingbat? I would be. But then again, I don't play with mistake sticks."
Suddenly a huge smile fills you vision as you aim your sight down the barrel. You hear a terribly cheery voice says, "What use is pointing your mistake stick at the dead?"
a section of worms separates and burrows into the ground. "you.......are......not........flesh"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Koloma lowers the rifle. "Whatever you are, please do not obstruct my vision. My target will enter that cemetary in approximately 5 minutes."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"My heart may be hidden, but how does that concern you?"
Sitting on the window sill of the ruined building is a large raccoon. A large raccoon with big green eyes. A large raccoon with big green eyes and a horrifically wide smile. "You are awful cruel." says the smiling raccoon in a sickeningly southern accent.
"my.......sibling.......exists.....to.......rot.......flesh.......we......all........fulfil......our.......functions"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Koloma is masked and hooded, but his hands and voice are mechanical, so it's fair to assume the rest of him is too. "No, I am attempting to complete my mission, and you are stopping me from doing so. Move aside."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Well, you won't be rotting any flesh of mine. My form is metal and I keep it well oiled." He really does. The brass rabbits body has so many tiny delicate parts all interlocked together to make a truly wondrous machine.
"what......is.......your.......function?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"You got plenty of time before your victim shows up. I'll be out of your way by then." He says, not moving a muscle. "Missions can be cruel. And if your prey is in a cemetery than they must be mourning a friend who has passed. Or possible burying someone. Either way, it is quite cruel to bury a bullet in the brain of a mourner."
"Ghouls do not mourn." Koloma replies. "Although, if you don't move and you have friends, soon someone will."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
He laughs, and you never realized how disturbing it is to hear a laugh come from a raccoon. "Oh it's a ghoul you aim at, eh? If you put a bullet in their brain at least they'd have something in it. Could be an improvement." He sidles over to the other side of the window sill.
"Thank you." Koloma aims. "They should be here any second now."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Function? I am not a tool. It is my duty to keep each and every clock in this kingdom on time. I also serve as a messenger on occasion."
"If they are second, who did you kill first?" His wide green eyes seem to swim with amusement.
".....fascinating............it....is......interesting.....to.......talk..........with.......someone......who.......I......will.......never.......eat"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"If you continue flapping your cursed mammalian lips, you." Koloma locks onto an abnormally large ghouls that is climbing over the cemetery wall.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
He gives a strange sort of laugh, "Yes, people are better suited for conversing than for supper."
"only......those......who......will......not.......decay.......another.........emisarry......will........rust.........you"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
He hear him snickering to himself. "You are not concerned about the presence of a dingbat? I would be. But then again, I don't play with mistake sticks."