Voyd is wandering in the woods, their foot repaired and replaced
*Hey, Monks! Nice to see you on here again!*
They encounter a boarded-up little shop. The sign above reads 'Auntie Bellow's Gourmet Hell Emporium,' and there are a variety of foods (especially smoked meats) and magic items hanging on the outer walls, where anyone can take them. It's strange how they haven't been stolen yet, actually.
They reach out and grab a sword (or sufficiently similar item) by the handle, running their other hand down the blade, as if memorizing the patterns inscribed upon it
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
They encounter a boarded-up little shop. The sign above reads 'Auntie Bellow's Gourmet Hell Emporium,' and there are a variety of foods (especially smoked meats) and magic items hanging on the outer walls, where anyone can take them. It's strange how they haven't been stolen yet, actually.
They reach out and grab a sword (or sufficiently similar item) by the handle, running their other hand down the blade, as if memorizing the patterns inscribed upon it
The crimson Damascus smells of smoke and hot olive oil. They can feel the knowledge written within the pattern: a spell of some sort. "Something catch your eye, hon?" A voice asks from inside the building. A pair of large, round lenses glint between the boards. "That's a good one, if you're up for the challenge it brings."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
They encounter a boarded-up little shop. The sign above reads 'Auntie Bellow's Gourmet Hell Emporium,' and there are a variety of foods (especially smoked meats) and magic items hanging on the outer walls, where anyone can take them. It's strange how they haven't been stolen yet, actually.
They reach out and grab a sword (or sufficiently similar item) by the handle, running their other hand down the blade, as if memorizing the patterns inscribed upon it
The crimson Damascus smells of smoke and hot olive oil. They can feel the knowledge written within the pattern: a spell of some sort. "Something catch your eye, hon?" A voice asks from inside the building. A pair of large, round lenses glint between the boards. "That's a good one, if you're up for the challenge it brings."
“This treasure brings challenges? Of what kind?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
The crimson Damascus smells of smoke and hot olive oil. They can feel the knowledge written within the pattern: a spell of some sort. "Something catch your eye, hon?" A voice asks from inside the building. A pair of large, round lenses glint between the boards. "That's a good one, if you're up for the challenge it brings."
“This treasure brings challenges? Of what kind?”
"Well, I phrased that poorly. It offers challenges. It's not quite intelligent, but it will give you little 'games' to play. If you win, you'll get a brief boost of power. The challenges are of the bloody sort, but always achievable. I've come to calling it the Dare-Devil." The creature seems to be gesturing in the dark, hidden area, judging by the movements of their glasses. "It's one of my favorites. I rarely use it, though, and someone else might find better value in it."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The crimson Damascus smells of smoke and hot olive oil. They can feel the knowledge written within the pattern: a spell of some sort. "Something catch your eye, hon?" A voice asks from inside the building. A pair of large, round lenses glint between the boards. "That's a good one, if you're up for the challenge it brings."
“This treasure brings challenges? Of what kind?”
"Well, I phrased that poorly. It offers challenges. It's not quite intelligent, but it will give you little 'games' to play. If you win, you'll get a brief boost of power. The challenges are of the bloody sort, but always achievable. I've come to calling it the Dare-Devil." The creature seems to be gesturing in the dark, hidden area, judging by the movements of their glasses. "It's one of my favorites. I rarely use it, though, and someone else might find better value in it."
“The Daredevil you called it?” The skeleton smiles “That’s a really good name.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"Well, I phrased that poorly. It offers challenges. It's not quite intelligent, but it will give you little 'games' to play. If you win, you'll get a brief boost of power. The challenges are of the bloody sort, but always achievable. I've come to calling it the Dare-Devil." The creature seems to be gesturing in the dark, hidden area, judging by the movements of their glasses. "It's one of my favorites. I rarely use it, though, and someone else might find better value in it."
“The Daredevil you called it?” The skeleton smiles “That’s a really good name.”
"Thank you! It originally went unnamed because it was deemed a failure. It was probably because instead of giving a steady release of energy, it stores it up until you do what it wants. The result is that it's massively more powerful than a standard magical weapon... when it works." They clear their throat. "So, you wanna make an offer? I take a lot of different currencies, so I don't have exact prices written up."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Well, I phrased that poorly. It offers challenges. It's not quite intelligent, but it will give you little 'games' to play. If you win, you'll get a brief boost of power. The challenges are of the bloody sort, but always achievable. I've come to calling it the Dare-Devil." The creature seems to be gesturing in the dark, hidden area, judging by the movements of their glasses. "It's one of my favorites. I rarely use it, though, and someone else might find better value in it."
“The Daredevil you called it?” The skeleton smiles “That’s a really good name.”
"Thank you! It originally went unnamed because it was deemed a failure. It was probably because instead of giving a steady release of energy, it stores it up until you do what it wants. The result is that it's massively more powerful than a standard magical weapon... when it works." They clear their throat. "So, you wanna make an offer? I take a lot of different currencies, so I don't have exact prices written up."
“May I try it out, to see the extent of these bursts? I’ll leave collateral, naturally.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
"Thank you! It originally went unnamed because it was deemed a failure. It was probably because instead of giving a steady release of energy, it stores it up until you do what it wants. The result is that it's massively more powerful than a standard magical weapon... when it works." They clear their throat. "So, you wanna make an offer? I take a lot of different currencies, so I don't have exact prices written up."
“May I try it out, to see the extent of these bursts? I’ll leave collateral, naturally.”
They hear the clicking of claws. "Hmmm... I don't know you very well... Tell you what, we'll do that, but if you don't like it, and it remains in good condition, you can return it to get a full refund. How does that sound, hon?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Thank you! It originally went unnamed because it was deemed a failure. It was probably because instead of giving a steady release of energy, it stores it up until you do what it wants. The result is that it's massively more powerful than a standard magical weapon... when it works." They clear their throat. "So, you wanna make an offer? I take a lot of different currencies, so I don't have exact prices written up."
“May I try it out, to see the extent of these bursts? I’ll leave collateral, naturally.”
They hear the clicking of claws. "Hmmm... I don't know you very well... Tell you what, we'll do that, but if you don't like it, and it remains in good condition, you can return it to get a full refund. How does that sound, hon?"
“I find these terms agreeable. Let’s see what I have with me right now…” From their robes they produce a small pastry, carefully wrapped, a handful of gold and electrum coins, and a small glass vial full of what appears to be some sort of glittery compound.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
They hear the clicking of claws. "Hmmm... I don't know you very well... Tell you what, we'll do that, but if you don't like it, and it remains in good condition, you can return it to get a full refund. How does that sound, hon?"
“I find these terms agreeable. Let’s see what I have with me right now…” From their robes they produce a small pastry, carefully wrapped, a handful of gold and electrum coins, and a small glass vial full of what appears to be some sort of glittery compound.
A long, many-jointed skeleton arm reaches out from the gaps in the planks, gently picking up the vial and holding it up to the eyes of the bespectacled creature within. "What might this be?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
They hear the clicking of claws. "Hmmm... I don't know you very well... Tell you what, we'll do that, but if you don't like it, and it remains in good condition, you can return it to get a full refund. How does that sound, hon?"
“I find these terms agreeable. Let’s see what I have with me right now…” From their robes they produce a small pastry, carefully wrapped, a handful of gold and electrum coins, and a small glass vial full of what appears to be some sort of glittery compound.
A long, many-jointed skeleton arm reaches out from the gaps in the planks, gently picking up the vial and holding it up to the eyes of the bespectacled creature within. "What might this be?"
“Euphoria in a bottle. Best sensation you’ll ever feel.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
A long, many-jointed skeleton arm reaches out from the gaps in the planks, gently picking up the vial and holding it up to the eyes of the bespectacled creature within. "What might this be?"
“Euphoria in a bottle. Best sensation you’ll ever feel.”
It places the vial back into the skeleton's robes. "I see." The arms take the coins and pastry and place them in a tray in front of what was once a window. "Is this acceptable to you?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A long, many-jointed skeleton arm reaches out from the gaps in the planks, gently picking up the vial and holding it up to the eyes of the bespectacled creature within. "What might this be?"
“Euphoria in a bottle. Best sensation you’ll ever feel.”
It places the vial back into the skeleton's robes. "I see." The arms take the coins and pastry and place them in a tray in front of what was once a window. "Is this acceptable to you?"
“It is.” Voyd takes the Dare-Devil and holds it in both hands. “Okay little blade, what kind of task will you assign me?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
It places the vial back into the skeleton's robes. "I see." The arms take the coins and pastry and place them in a tray in front of what was once a window. "Is this acceptable to you?"
“It is.” Voyd takes the Dare-Devil and holds it in both hands. “Okay little blade, what kind of task will you assign me?”
Kill seven birds via decapitation. Kill a gopher while in mid-air. Shove a German woman into an oven and turn it on.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It places the vial back into the skeleton's robes. "I see." The arms take the coins and pastry and place them in a tray in front of what was once a window. "Is this acceptable to you?"
“It is.” Voyd takes the Dare-Devil and holds it in both hands. “Okay little blade, what kind of task will you assign me?”
Kill seven birds via decapitation. Kill a gopher while in mid-air. Shove a German woman into an oven and turn it on.
“Hmm. Very unconventional. Especially that last one…”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, MisaStay Paranoid!!!
They reach out and grab a sword (or sufficiently similar item) by the handle, running their other hand down the blade, as if memorizing the patterns inscribed upon it
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The crimson Damascus smells of smoke and hot olive oil. They can feel the knowledge written within the pattern: a spell of some sort. "Something catch your eye, hon?" A voice asks from inside the building. A pair of large, round lenses glint between the boards. "That's a good one, if you're up for the challenge it brings."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“This treasure brings challenges? Of what kind?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Well, I phrased that poorly. It offers challenges. It's not quite intelligent, but it will give you little 'games' to play. If you win, you'll get a brief boost of power. The challenges are of the bloody sort, but always achievable. I've come to calling it the Dare-Devil." The creature seems to be gesturing in the dark, hidden area, judging by the movements of their glasses. "It's one of my favorites. I rarely use it, though, and someone else might find better value in it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“The Daredevil you called it?” The skeleton smiles “That’s a really good name.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Thank you! It originally went unnamed because it was deemed a failure. It was probably because instead of giving a steady release of energy, it stores it up until you do what it wants. The result is that it's massively more powerful than a standard magical weapon... when it works." They clear their throat. "So, you wanna make an offer? I take a lot of different currencies, so I don't have exact prices written up."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“May I try it out, to see the extent of these bursts? I’ll leave collateral, naturally.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They hear the clicking of claws. "Hmmm... I don't know you very well... Tell you what, we'll do that, but if you don't like it, and it remains in good condition, you can return it to get a full refund. How does that sound, hon?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“I find these terms agreeable. Let’s see what I have with me right now…” From their robes they produce a small pastry, carefully wrapped, a handful of gold and electrum coins, and a small glass vial full of what appears to be some sort of glittery compound.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
A long, many-jointed skeleton arm reaches out from the gaps in the planks, gently picking up the vial and holding it up to the eyes of the bespectacled creature within. "What might this be?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Euphoria in a bottle. Best sensation you’ll ever feel.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
It places the vial back into the skeleton's robes. "I see." The arms take the coins and pastry and place them in a tray in front of what was once a window. "Is this acceptable to you?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“It is.” Voyd takes the Dare-Devil and holds it in both hands. “Okay little blade, what kind of task will you assign me?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Kill seven birds via decapitation. Kill a gopher while in mid-air. Shove a German woman into an oven and turn it on.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Hmm. Very unconventional. Especially that last one…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*Crispy necromancer*
*He's a mobster and he wears a fez with the fur*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*hello*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Hey!*
*Wanna RP?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*sure*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*I'll start, just give me a few minutes.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.