A steady Click, click is heard through out the empty street. The sound of combat boots tapping on stone, and the soft, inaudible panic of a man who has just realized.
He is dead.
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A steady Click, click is heard through out the empty street. The sound of combat boots tapping on stone, and the soft, inaudible panic of a man who has just realized.
He is dead.
*Oh fun.*
Walter had been having a smoke nearby, breathing out some red smoke into the cold air of winter before heading towards the sound. His shoes softly tapping against the pavement, nearly inaudible as the ethereal mist around him disappears, as he tightens his white gloves.
Squelp is still following Scurvy Dave's ship through the drainage pipes.
Gilgamesh is perched on a high building, simply observing what is happening around it.
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“You’re talking to the great and mighty Kenji! I can definitely try!” He points to himself with a thumb.
"ye see, the cap'n and his crew died at the tentacles of a greater spirit. our unfinished business is to escape it permanently. if ye exorcise it, we'll move on"
“What if I just exorcise you and the rest of the crew? Wouldn’t that also allow you to escape the creature permanently?” He says, his smile friendly but his eyes far from it “Or how about I exorcise both of you?”
"well, dave's liable to put up a fight he's go the crew observing all sides. if ye can get the drop on the greater spirit, ye'll get rid of him as well"
He holds out a hand “Sounds like a deal to me, I’ll handle your greater spirit problem, and you handle that [gp].” He smiles, actually in his eyes this time.
the ghost holds out a spectral hand and shakes Kenji's. (or pantomimes it at least)
"do ye want information on the spirit?"
“It would be nice, I don’t want to stomp every spirit in the area until I find them.”
"The Hebrews called it leviathan. the aborigines called it bunyip. the Greeks called it porcys. the romans called it kymophelia. the Norsemen called it kraken. it stands at about twenty, twenty-five feet tall, semi-humanoid, big glowing eyes, tentacles, and a rack of antlers. it has some kind of teleportation or fast travel ability. hearing it talk makes you feel like you're drowning. it is the embodiment of the ocean's wrath."
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“You’re talking to the great and mighty Kenji! I can definitely try!” He points to himself with a thumb.
"ye see, the cap'n and his crew died at the tentacles of a greater spirit. our unfinished business is to escape it permanently. if ye exorcise it, we'll move on"
“What if I just exorcise you and the rest of the crew? Wouldn’t that also allow you to escape the creature permanently?” He says, his smile friendly but his eyes far from it “Or how about I exorcise both of you?”
"well, dave's liable to put up a fight he's go the crew observing all sides. if ye can get the drop on the greater spirit, ye'll get rid of him as well"
He holds out a hand “Sounds like a deal to me, I’ll handle your greater spirit problem, and you handle that [gp].” He smiles, actually in his eyes this time.
the ghost holds out a spectral hand and shakes Kenji's. (or pantomimes it at least)
"do ye want information on the spirit?"
“It would be nice, I don’t want to stomp every spirit in the area until I find them.”
"The Hebrews called it leviathan. the aborigines called it bunyip. the Greeks called it porcys. the romans called it kymophelia. the Norsemen called it kraken. it stands at about twenty, twenty-five feet tall, semi-humanoid, big glowing eyes, tentacles, and a rack of antlers. it has some kind of teleportation or fast travel ability. hearing it talk makes you feel like you're drowning. it is the embodiment of the ocean's wrath."
He smiles “Oh yeah I met that thing earlier. It’s not dangerous, it seems more scared than anything else. When I encountered it, it actually seemed to not want to hurt me. Maybe I’m just too friendly.” He puts his jacket back on.
Gilgamesh is perched on a high building, simply observing what is happening around it.
They can see Kenji in a nearby junkyard training, every time he throws a punch, whatever he hits seems to melt, his tattoo glowing a soft black.
They fly down, happy to talk to a semi-familiar face for some company while Squelp is out on its misadventures. "May I ask, how do you do that?"
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Gilgamesh is perched on a high building, simply observing what is happening around it.
They can see Kenji in a nearby junkyard training, every time he throws a punch, whatever he hits seems to melt, his tattoo glowing a soft black.
They fly down, happy to talk to a semi-familiar face for some company while Squelp is out on its misadventures. "May I ask, how do you do that?"
The closer they get to him, the hotter it gets, even the air around him seems to boil from his mere presence, his jacket laying on the ground a bit away, his sharp red sunglasses on. He lowers his fists, turning to them “Oh hey, you’re… Gilgamesh right? How do you think I earned my name?”
“You’re talking to the great and mighty Kenji! I can definitely try!” He points to himself with a thumb.
"ye see, the cap'n and his crew died at the tentacles of a greater spirit. our unfinished business is to escape it permanently. if ye exorcise it, we'll move on"
“What if I just exorcise you and the rest of the crew? Wouldn’t that also allow you to escape the creature permanently?” He says, his smile friendly but his eyes far from it “Or how about I exorcise both of you?”
"well, dave's liable to put up a fight he's go the crew observing all sides. if ye can get the drop on the greater spirit, ye'll get rid of him as well"
He holds out a hand “Sounds like a deal to me, I’ll handle your greater spirit problem, and you handle that [gp].” He smiles, actually in his eyes this time.
the ghost holds out a spectral hand and shakes Kenji's. (or pantomimes it at least)
"do ye want information on the spirit?"
“It would be nice, I don’t want to stomp every spirit in the area until I find them.”
"The Hebrews called it leviathan. the aborigines called it bunyip. the Greeks called it porcys. the romans called it kymophelia. the Norsemen called it kraken. it stands at about twenty, twenty-five feet tall, semi-humanoid, big glowing eyes, tentacles, and a rack of antlers. it has some kind of teleportation or fast travel ability. hearing it talk makes you feel like you're drowning. it is the embodiment of the ocean's wrath."
He smiles “Oh yeah I met that thing earlier. It’s not dangerous, it seems more scared than anything else. When I encountered it, it actually seemed to not want to hurt me. Maybe I’m just too friendly.” He puts his jacket back on.
the ghost gestures at itself. "i beg to differ on its danger"
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“You’re talking to the great and mighty Kenji! I can definitely try!” He points to himself with a thumb.
"ye see, the cap'n and his crew died at the tentacles of a greater spirit. our unfinished business is to escape it permanently. if ye exorcise it, we'll move on"
“What if I just exorcise you and the rest of the crew? Wouldn’t that also allow you to escape the creature permanently?” He says, his smile friendly but his eyes far from it “Or how about I exorcise both of you?”
"well, dave's liable to put up a fight he's go the crew observing all sides. if ye can get the drop on the greater spirit, ye'll get rid of him as well"
He holds out a hand “Sounds like a deal to me, I’ll handle your greater spirit problem, and you handle that [gp].” He smiles, actually in his eyes this time.
the ghost holds out a spectral hand and shakes Kenji's. (or pantomimes it at least)
"do ye want information on the spirit?"
“It would be nice, I don’t want to stomp every spirit in the area until I find them.”
"The Hebrews called it leviathan. the aborigines called it bunyip. the Greeks called it porcys. the romans called it kymophelia. the Norsemen called it kraken. it stands at about twenty, twenty-five feet tall, semi-humanoid, big glowing eyes, tentacles, and a rack of antlers. it has some kind of teleportation or fast travel ability. hearing it talk makes you feel like you're drowning. it is the embodiment of the ocean's wrath."
He smiles “Oh yeah I met that thing earlier. It’s not dangerous, it seems more scared than anything else. When I encountered it, it actually seemed to not want to hurt me. Maybe I’m just too friendly.” He puts his jacket back on.
the ghost gestures at itself. "i beg to differ on its danger"
He chuckles at that “Fair enough, you would know more about it than I. Have you tried to befriend it? I could likely help.”
“You’re talking to the great and mighty Kenji! I can definitely try!” He points to himself with a thumb.
"ye see, the cap'n and his crew died at the tentacles of a greater spirit. our unfinished business is to escape it permanently. if ye exorcise it, we'll move on"
“What if I just exorcise you and the rest of the crew? Wouldn’t that also allow you to escape the creature permanently?” He says, his smile friendly but his eyes far from it “Or how about I exorcise both of you?”
"well, dave's liable to put up a fight he's go the crew observing all sides. if ye can get the drop on the greater spirit, ye'll get rid of him as well"
He holds out a hand “Sounds like a deal to me, I’ll handle your greater spirit problem, and you handle that [gp].” He smiles, actually in his eyes this time.
the ghost holds out a spectral hand and shakes Kenji's. (or pantomimes it at least)
"do ye want information on the spirit?"
“It would be nice, I don’t want to stomp every spirit in the area until I find them.”
"The Hebrews called it leviathan. the aborigines called it bunyip. the Greeks called it porcys. the romans called it kymophelia. the Norsemen called it kraken. it stands at about twenty, twenty-five feet tall, semi-humanoid, big glowing eyes, tentacles, and a rack of antlers. it has some kind of teleportation or fast travel ability. hearing it talk makes you feel like you're drowning. it is the embodiment of the ocean's wrath."
He smiles “Oh yeah I met that thing earlier. It’s not dangerous, it seems more scared than anything else. When I encountered it, it actually seemed to not want to hurt me. Maybe I’m just too friendly.” He puts his jacket back on.
the ghost gestures at itself. "i beg to differ on its danger"
He chuckles at that “Fair enough, you would know more about it than I. Have you tried to befriend it? I could likely help.”
"nay, cap'n flees at the sight of it. he doesn't seem to want it exorcised though"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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Gilgamesh is perched on a high building, simply observing what is happening around it.
They can see Kenji in a nearby junkyard training, every time he throws a punch, whatever he hits seems to melt, his tattoo glowing a soft black.
They fly down, happy to talk to a semi-familiar face for some company while Squelp is out on its misadventures. "May I ask, how do you do that?"
The closer they get to him, the hotter it gets, even the air around him seems to boil from his mere presence, his jacket laying on the ground a bit away, his sharp red sunglasses on. He lowers his fists, turning to them “Oh hey, you’re… Gilgamesh right? How do you think I earned my name?”
"I assumed it was because you were the leading member of the Black Sun."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Gilgamesh is perched on a high building, simply observing what is happening around it.
They can see Kenji in a nearby junkyard training, every time he throws a punch, whatever he hits seems to melt, his tattoo glowing a soft black.
They fly down, happy to talk to a semi-familiar face for some company while Squelp is out on its misadventures. "May I ask, how do you do that?"
The closer they get to him, the hotter it gets, even the air around him seems to boil from his mere presence, his jacket laying on the ground a bit away, his sharp red sunglasses on. He lowers his fists, turning to them “Oh hey, you’re… Gilgamesh right? How do you think I earned my name?”
"I assumed it was because you were the leading member of the Black Sun."
He chuckles "And how do you think I became the leading member?" He says, flexing his arms before laughing at himself.
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'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"nay, cap'n flees at the sight of it. he doesn't seem to want it exorcised though"
"Ever though they might be cause they are connected? An existence perpetuated by them both being... well not alive." He chuckles.
"interesting. never thought of that."
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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"nay, cap'n flees at the sight of it. he doesn't seem to want it exorcised though"
"Ever though they might be cause they are connected? An existence perpetuated by them both being... well not alive." He chuckles.
"interesting. never thought of that."
"I mean, I just got the idea from a show I watched."
"he's been on the ship his entire unlife, and it killed him along with the rest of us. how could they make that arrangement? I'm not sure if it can even speak to us mortal souls."
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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"nay, cap'n flees at the sight of it. he doesn't seem to want it exorcised though"
"Ever though they might be cause they are connected? An existence perpetuated by them both being... well not alive." He chuckles.
"interesting. never thought of that."
"I mean, I just got the idea from a show I watched."
"he's been on the ship his entire unlife, and it killed him along with the rest of us. how could they make that arrangement? I'm not sure if it can even speak to us mortal souls."
"I mean, possibly he's been going through reincarnations or something. Maybe he has forced it's wrath somehow, either way. I'll go get it." He begins walking away, whistling to himself.
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'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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scurvy dave is maneuvering through the sewers in mist form, finally losing Squelp.
Squelp, frustrated by not being able to find the boat, crawls back onto the streets to find something else to do.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
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A steady Click, click is heard through out the empty street. The sound of combat boots tapping on stone, and the soft, inaudible panic of a man who has just realized.
He is dead.
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Walter had been having a smoke nearby, breathing out some red smoke into the cold air of winter before heading towards the sound. His shoes softly tapping against the pavement, nearly inaudible as the ethereal mist around him disappears, as he tightens his white gloves.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
They can see Kenji in a nearby junkyard training, every time he throws a punch, whatever he hits seems to melt, his tattoo glowing a soft black.
"The Hebrews called it leviathan. the aborigines called it bunyip. the Greeks called it porcys. the romans called it kymophelia. the Norsemen called it kraken. it stands at about twenty, twenty-five feet tall, semi-humanoid, big glowing eyes, tentacles, and a rack of antlers. it has some kind of teleportation or fast travel ability. hearing it talk makes you feel like you're drowning. it is the embodiment of the ocean's wrath."
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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He smiles “Oh yeah I met that thing earlier. It’s not dangerous, it seems more scared than anything else. When I encountered it, it actually seemed to not want to hurt me. Maybe I’m just too friendly.” He puts his jacket back on.
They fly down, happy to talk to a semi-familiar face for some company while Squelp is out on its misadventures. "May I ask, how do you do that?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
The closer they get to him, the hotter it gets, even the air around him seems to boil from his mere presence, his jacket laying on the ground a bit away, his sharp red sunglasses on. He lowers his fists, turning to them “Oh hey, you’re… Gilgamesh right? How do you think I earned my name?”
the ghost gestures at itself. "i beg to differ on its danger"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
He chuckles at that “Fair enough, you would know more about it than I. Have you tried to befriend it? I could likely help.”
"nay, cap'n flees at the sight of it. he doesn't seem to want it exorcised though"
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Ever though they might be cause they are connected? An existence perpetuated by them both being... well not alive." He chuckles.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I assumed it was because you were the leading member of the Black Sun."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
He chuckles "And how do you think I became the leading member?" He says, flexing his arms before laughing at himself.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"interesting. never thought of that."
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"I mean, I just got the idea from a show I watched."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"he's been on the ship his entire unlife, and it killed him along with the rest of us. how could they make that arrangement? I'm not sure if it can even speak to us mortal souls."
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"I mean, possibly he's been going through reincarnations or something. Maybe he has forced it's wrath somehow, either way. I'll go get it." He begins walking away, whistling to himself.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
the crewmate, who'se name is Kyle floats down the city streets.
"hmmmmmm" he says to himself "if I can possess someone, the cap'n will never find me..."
scurvy dave is maneuvering through the sewers in mist form, finally losing Squelp.
the monster has disappeared from the alleyway.
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
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Squelp, frustrated by not being able to find the boat, crawls back onto the streets to find something else to do.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."