Cosmo-on-Call: Adventures in space employment!

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The pilot stretches out their wings and flies 30 feet up, than attempts to throw a hand axe hit 9 damage 3

 *uh-uh*

X sidesteps the axe and bares their fangs. "You will die at my hands!"

Turin will make 4 unarmed strikes.

to hit 14 damage 12 bludgeoning

to hit 24 damage 9 bludgeoning

to hit 18 damage 9 bludgeoning

to hit 16 damage 13 bludgeoning

If one hits, she will do a stunning strike (DC 16 CON, or be stunned until end of Turin’s next turn)

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 *i know the whole gimimic of this enemy is that it has 20 AC, and 10 hp. I'll explain why later*

*it was a horrible idea to tell me that...*

*jk I'm not going to metagame*

*can I post my action now just in case I need to get off*

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Turin will make 4 unarmed strikes.

to hit 21 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 28 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 20 damage 12 bludgeoning

to hit 19 damage 11 bludgeoning

If one hits, she will do a stunning strike (DC 16 CON, or be stunned until end of Turin’s next turn)

 Two of her strikes hit, and one of them strikes the metal plating. X's voice starts to bug out as they cry out in anger "TH-I-s iS NOT TH- END_". the body collapses to the floor, eyes white and staying that way

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Turin will make 4 unarmed strikes.

to hit 21 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 28 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 20 damage 12 bludgeoning

to hit 19 damage 11 bludgeoning

If one hits, she will do a stunning strike (DC 16 CON, or be stunned until end of Turin’s next turn)

 Two of her strikes hit, and one of them strikes the metal plating. X's voice starts to bug out as they cry out in anger "TH-I-s iS NOT TH- END_". the body collapses to the floor, eyes white and staying that way

 Turin and Skath kneel down to inspect it. “Look like something from Earth?” “Hard to tell.”

"What the h311... eh- uhe... wh-"

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Turin will make 4 unarmed strikes.

to hit 21 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 28 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 20 damage 12 bludgeoning

to hit 19 damage 11 bludgeoning

If one hits, she will do a stunning strike (DC 16 CON, or be stunned until end of Turin’s next turn)

 Two of her strikes hit, and one of them strikes the metal plating. X's voice starts to bug out as they cry out in anger "TH-I-s iS NOT TH- END_". the body collapses to the floor, eyes white and staying that way

 Turin and Skath kneel down to inspect it. “Look like something from Earth?” “Hard to tell.”

 It's motionless but doesn't look like it originates from earth. *earth is sorta a wildcard planet they got all sorts of weird stuff but not this weird* Everything about them seems a mix of artificial and organic. Their skin is milky white like their eyes, and their jet-black hair pools around their head like a twisted halo. Inputs for some sort of wiring are on their bare shoulders and neck. Even their clothes are a pristine black

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Turin will make 4 unarmed strikes.

to hit 21 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 28 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 20 damage 12 bludgeoning

to hit 19 damage 11 bludgeoning

If one hits, she will do a stunning strike (DC 16 CON, or be stunned until end of Turin’s next turn)

 Two of her strikes hit, and one of them strikes the metal plating. X's voice starts to bug out as they cry out in anger "TH-I-s iS NOT TH- END_". the body collapses to the floor, eyes white and staying that way

 Turin and Skath kneel down to inspect it. “Look like something from Earth?” “Hard to tell.”

 It's motionless but doesn't look like it originates from earth. *earth is sorta a wildcard planet they got all sorts of weird stuff but not this weird* Everything about them seems a mix of artificial and organic. Their skin is milky white like their eyes, and their jet-black hair pools around their head like a twisted halo. Inputs for some sort of wiring are on their bare shoulders and neck. Even their clothes are a pristine black

 Turin reaches for the inputs but stops. “We should probably not damage this further. Help me put it back.” She and Skath try to lift it back into the chair it was in.

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Turin will make 4 unarmed strikes.

to hit 21 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 28 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 20 damage 12 bludgeoning

to hit 19 damage 11 bludgeoning

If one hits, she will do a stunning strike (DC 16 CON, or be stunned until end of Turin’s next turn)

 Two of her strikes hit, and one of them strikes the metal plating. X's voice starts to bug out as they cry out in anger "TH-I-s iS NOT TH- END_". the body collapses to the floor, eyes white and staying that way

 Turin and Skath kneel down to inspect it. “Look like something from Earth?” “Hard to tell.”

 It's motionless but doesn't look like it originates from earth. *earth is sorta a wildcard planet they got all sorts of weird stuff but not this weird* Everything about them seems a mix of artificial and organic. Their skin is milky white like their eyes, and their jet-black hair pools around their head like a twisted halo. Inputs for some sort of wiring are on their bare shoulders and neck. Even their clothes are a pristine black

 Turin reaches for the inputs but stops. “We should probably not damage this further. Help me put it back.” She and Skath try to lift it back into the chair it was in.

 It's oddly light. It still appears dead in the chair

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Turin will make 4 unarmed strikes.

to hit 21 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 28 damage 10 bludgeoning

to hit 20 damage 12 bludgeoning

to hit 19 damage 11 bludgeoning

If one hits, she will do a stunning strike (DC 16 CON, or be stunned until end of Turin’s next turn)

 Two of her strikes hit, and one of them strikes the metal plating. X's voice starts to bug out as they cry out in anger "TH-I-s iS NOT TH- END_". the body collapses to the floor, eyes white and staying that way

 Turin and Skath kneel down to inspect it. “Look like something from Earth?” “Hard to tell.”

 It's motionless but doesn't look like it originates from earth. *earth is sorta a wildcard planet they got all sorts of weird stuff but not this weird* Everything about them seems a mix of artificial and organic. Their skin is milky white like their eyes, and their jet-black hair pools around their head like a twisted halo. Inputs for some sort of wiring are on their bare shoulders and neck. Even their clothes are a pristine black

 Turin reaches for the inputs but stops. “We should probably not damage this further. Help me put it back.” She and Skath try to lift it back into the chair it was in.

 It's oddly light. It still appears dead in the chair

 Slowly, it starts to move and its eyes bink open. The meal plating on their  head is close to falling off

*helo?8

*I'm here*

The body on the chair is starting to move

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The body on the chair is starting to move

 The pilot instantly runs away

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The body on the chair is starting to move

 The pilot instantly runs away

 *it's unpossessed, not a zombie*

it gives no chase, and you run into a vending machine

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The body on the chair is starting to move

 The pilot instantly runs away

 *it's unpossessed, not a zombie*

it gives no chase, and you run into a vending machine

 "Ughhhh..."

*what kind of vending machine?*

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The body on the chair is starting to move

 The pilot instantly runs away

 *it's unpossessed, not a zombie*

it gives no chase, and you run into a vending machine

 "Ughhhh..."

*what kind of vending machine?*

 *snacks*

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The body on the chair is starting to move

 The pilot instantly runs away

 *it's unpossessed, not a zombie*

it gives no chase, and you run into a vending machine

 "Ughhhh..."

*what kind of vending machine?*

 *snacks*

 "mmmmmm..."

They insert a coin

"Jerky..."

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The body on the chair is starting to move

*aww man I missed all the cool stuff*

Alexia cautiously walks forward, still ready for anything.