There is a scream from upstairs, then the sound of heavy footsteps from two different directions. A masked woman wearing traditional russian clothing, probably the hatchet thrower, appears at the window, holding a woodsman's axe, and the poncho-draped killer they'd seen before kicks open the door. It's wearing a plague doctor mask.
Kirke faces poncho man shakily. “I’m not afraid.” More of her blood drips from the axe.”
Poncho man, as he is now dubbed, takes his hands from under his poncho. He is gripping two wrist daggers, and he slowly advances.
*chase?* weak from blood loss, she tentatively takes a step towards him, angling herself to be able to dash towards the door if she sees an opening.
*Chase.* Poncho man leaps at her, arms raised. Time to go.
*how much damage did the axe do?*
she slides towards the door and breaks into a sprint, looking for pallets, generators, anything.
*5, you got it bad*
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
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Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
*For this first encounter I'm going for the RP, mechanics come later.*
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Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
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Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
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Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
*never played, but s rank is the hardest to achieve. Is it based on how fast you went or how well you did?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
"HA B*STARD! YOU MISSED!" He says as he keeps running.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
*never played, but s rank is the hardest to achieve. Is it based on how fast you went or how well you did?*
*It's based off how much chaos you create actually*
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Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
*I mean if you didn't tell me I wouldn't but that sounds awesome dude, not my kind of game but good job,*
*Yi=ou basically gotta complete a LOT of quests, like almost all the quests in the game, then you get to defeat the final boss aka game developer.*
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Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
"HA B*STARD! YOU MISSED!" He says as he keeps running.
Poncho man has recovered, and charges, slashing at darius and grazing his back. Hatchet lady charges at Alexia, narrowly missing.
*Ya'll have plot armour rn by the way. It won't last*
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Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
"HA B*STARD! YOU MISSED!" He says as he keeps running.
Poncho man has recovered, and charges, slashing at darius and grazing his back. Hatchet lady charges at Alexia, narrowly missing.
*Ya'll have plot armour rn by the way. It won't last*
*Good to know.* He runs backwards, swinging his bat whenever they get close, groaning at the pain "[GP] BOTH OF YOU TWO!"
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
Both killers tire after a while. they settle for glowering in your general direction for now.
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Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer: The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
*never played, but s rank is the hardest to achieve. Is it based on how fast you went or how well you did?*
*It's based off how much chaos you create actually*
*even better*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Both killers tire after a while. they settle for glowering in your general direction for now.
Alexia thinks about taunting them, but decides against it and continues running, getting behind snowbanks and things for cover as she looks for an escape vehicle or something of that sort.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Both killers tire after a while. they settle for glowering in your general direction for now.
Alexia thinks about taunting them, but decides against it and continues running, getting behind snowbanks and things for cover as she looks for an escape vehicle or something of that sort.
Darius follows, not very far behind "We are [gp]ed." He says, panting, racked with nerves as he does his best to keep up, eventually overtaking them as a faster runner.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
*5, you got it bad*
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
*For this first encounter I'm going for the RP, mechanics come later.*
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
*Probably better that way.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
"Nothing is beautiful because it lasts."
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
"Nothing is beautiful because it lasts."
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
*I mean if you didn't tell me I wouldn't but that sounds awesome dude, not my kind of game but good job,*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
"Nothing is beautiful because it lasts."
*never played, but s rank is the hardest to achieve. Is it based on how fast you went or how well you did?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"HA B*STARD! YOU MISSED!" He says as he keeps running.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
"Nothing is beautiful because it lasts."
*It's based off how much chaos you create actually*
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
*Yi=ou basically gotta complete a LOT of quests, like almost all the quests in the game, then you get to defeat the final boss aka game developer.*
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
*Good on you bro, respect.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
"Nothing is beautiful because it lasts."
Poncho man has recovered, and charges, slashing at darius and grazing his back. Hatchet lady charges at Alexia, narrowly missing.
*Ya'll have plot armour rn by the way. It won't last*
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
*Good to know.* He runs backwards, swinging his bat whenever they get close, groaning at the pain "[GP] BOTH OF YOU TWO!"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
"Nothing is beautiful because it lasts."
Both killers tire after a while. they settle for glowering in your general direction for now.
Star Wars and Warhammer nerd. Yup. I'm both.
Pronouns he/him. WASSUUP!
Titles bestowed by Drummer:
The Unstrikable Warrior, Expert of Dragons and Knowledge, Master of the Blade, Merciless champion, The Rising Power, Risen from the Depths, The Potential of Darkness!
Currently inactive for most of the week.
Darius does his best to run before turning around and flipping them both off. He continues running after that.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
"Nothing is beautiful because it lasts."
*even better*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Alexia thinks about taunting them, but decides against it and continues running, getting behind snowbanks and things for cover as she looks for an escape vehicle or something of that sort.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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Darius follows, not very far behind "We are [gp]ed." He says, panting, racked with nerves as he does his best to keep up, eventually overtaking them as a faster runner.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and you just took your seatbelt off."
"Nothing is beautiful because it lasts."
*time for ✨spice✨*
kirke collapses from blood loss
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor