There is a scream from upstairs, then the sound of heavy footsteps from two different directions. A masked woman wearing traditional russian clothing, probably the hatchet thrower, appears at the window, holding a woodsman's axe, and the poncho-draped killer they'd seen before kicks open the door. It's wearing a plague doctor mask.
Kirke faces poncho man shakily. “I’m not afraid.” More of her blood drips from the axe.”
Poncho man, as he is now dubbed, takes his hands from under his poncho. He is gripping two wrist daggers, and he slowly advances.
*chase?* weak from blood loss, she tentatively takes a step towards him, angling herself to be able to dash towards the door if she sees an opening.
*Chase.* Poncho man leaps at her, arms raised. Time to go.
*how much damage did the axe do?*
she slides towards the door and breaks into a sprint, looking for pallets, generators, anything.
*5, you got it bad*
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
*never played, but s rank is the hardest to achieve. Is it based on how fast you went or how well you did?*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
"HA B*STARD! YOU MISSED!" He says as he keeps running.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
"HA B*STARD! YOU MISSED!" He says as he keeps running.
Poncho man has recovered, and charges, slashing at darius and grazing his back. Hatchet lady charges at Alexia, narrowly missing.
*Ya'll have plot armour rn by the way. It won't last*
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
"HA B*STARD! YOU MISSED!" He says as he keeps running.
Poncho man has recovered, and charges, slashing at darius and grazing his back. Hatchet lady charges at Alexia, narrowly missing.
*Ya'll have plot armour rn by the way. It won't last*
*Good to know.* He runs backwards, swinging his bat whenever they get close, groaning at the pain "[GP] BOTH OF YOU TWO!"
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
*never played, but s rank is the hardest to achieve. Is it based on how fast you went or how well you did?*
*It's based off how much chaos you create actually*
*even better*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Both killers tire after a while. they settle for glowering in your general direction for now.
Alexia thinks about taunting them, but decides against it and continues running, getting behind snowbanks and things for cover as she looks for an escape vehicle or something of that sort.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Both killers tire after a while. they settle for glowering in your general direction for now.
Alexia thinks about taunting them, but decides against it and continues running, getting behind snowbanks and things for cover as she looks for an escape vehicle or something of that sort.
Darius follows, not very far behind "We are [gp]ed." He says, panting, racked with nerves as he does his best to keep up, eventually overtaking them as a faster runner.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
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*5, you got it bad*
Poncho man just misses, then Darius's bat collides with his head, and he staggers to the side, stunned.When the second blow comes he sprawls, but starts getting up almost immeadiatly.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*For this first encounter I'm going for the RP, mechanics come later.*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Probably better that way.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
For a moment he thinks to taunt them, but thinks better of it and follows after the others, trying to at least stay with one other person.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*This probably won't mean much to y'all but I just got s tier in goat simulator 3*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
A hatchet slams into the wall next to him as he runs.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*I mean if you didn't tell me I wouldn't but that sounds awesome dude, not my kind of game but good job,*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*never played, but s rank is the hardest to achieve. Is it based on how fast you went or how well you did?*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"HA B*STARD! YOU MISSED!" He says as he keeps running.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*It's based off how much chaos you create actually*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Yi=ou basically gotta complete a LOT of quests, like almost all the quests in the game, then you get to defeat the final boss aka game developer.*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Good on you bro, respect.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Poncho man has recovered, and charges, slashing at darius and grazing his back. Hatchet lady charges at Alexia, narrowly missing.
*Ya'll have plot armour rn by the way. It won't last*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Good to know.* He runs backwards, swinging his bat whenever they get close, groaning at the pain "[GP] BOTH OF YOU TWO!"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Both killers tire after a while. they settle for glowering in your general direction for now.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
Darius does his best to run before turning around and flipping them both off. He continues running after that.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*even better*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Alexia thinks about taunting them, but decides against it and continues running, getting behind snowbanks and things for cover as she looks for an escape vehicle or something of that sort.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Darius follows, not very far behind "We are [gp]ed." He says, panting, racked with nerves as he does his best to keep up, eventually overtaking them as a faster runner.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*time for ✨spice✨*
kirke collapses from blood loss
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor