A blur of blue speeds through a street, bringing in a winter wind that causes footprints to crystallize with ice.
There are quite a few yells of "SLOW DOWN" and "What the *cuss*" and "huh?"
“OhgreatIforgoteveryoneisslowthat’sreallymybadandnowmyfirstimpressionisruinedbutIcan’tjustleave..” The blur slows down to reveal a three foot nine fey with navy blue skin and hair that could bled in with snow, who, still quite blurred, takes out a neon orange energy drink and seems to “settle” by a bench.
*wowza* the bench is occupied by a young man in a bandanna. He looks worried and impatient.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Sage has finished resting and now walks back into town, her glamour back on. She's going to check on the person who single-handedly killed the arch-wolf.
According to eyewitness accounts, they're in the hospital. It's a charming rustic building on the main street with wisteria growing up the walls.
She walks in and asks to see the patient.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Atlas is taking a nap on a hot rock he found. He's really taking in the whole cat part of himself, growling softly as he sleeps.
Elijah (Changed Jason's name) is still working on making things easier for people to cast spells when they don't have any ability.
Trench is investigating the crime scene, writing down anything he may notice as he hums to himself. He hasn't slept in about a week, but that's normal.
*Anybody?*
Trinket hops around him, taking notes
He casts Detect Magic, walking around the crime scene, looking for anything to indicate anything. Passive Investigation is 20 Investigation:15
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Atlas is taking a nap on a hot rock he found. He's really taking in the whole cat part of himself, growling softly as he sleeps.
Elijah (Changed Jason's name) is still working on making things easier for people to cast spells when they don't have any ability.
Trench is investigating the crime scene, writing down anything he may notice as he hums to himself. He hasn't slept in about a week, but that's normal.
*Anybody?*
Trinket hops around him, taking notes
He casts Detect Magic, walking around the crime scene, looking for anything to indicate anything. Passive Investigation is 20 Investigation:12
*wait what's the crime scene*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Atlas is taking a nap on a hot rock he found. He's really taking in the whole cat part of himself, growling softly as he sleeps.
Elijah (Changed Jason's name) is still working on making things easier for people to cast spells when they don't have any ability.
Trench is investigating the crime scene, writing down anything he may notice as he hums to himself. He hasn't slept in about a week, but that's normal.
*Anybody?*
Trinket hops around him, taking notes
He casts Detect Magic, walking around the crime scene, looking for anything to indicate anything. Passive Investigation is 20 Investigation:12
*wait what's the crime scene*
*Didn't somebody die? If I remember correctly, that happened.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Sage has finished resting and now walks back into town, her glamour back on. She's going to check on the person who single-handedly killed the arch-wolf.
According to eyewitness accounts, they're in the hospital. It's a charming rustic building on the main street with wisteria growing up the walls.
She walks in and asks to see the patient.
The patient is in their own room. A vase of sunflowers is on their end table. The majority of their body is bandaged, and their face is as well.
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
A blur of blue speeds through a street, bringing in a winter wind that causes footprints to crystallize with ice.
There are quite a few yells of "SLOW DOWN" and "What the *cuss*" and "huh?"
“OhgreatIforgoteveryoneisslowthat’sreallymybadandnowmyfirstimpressionisruinedbutIcan’tjustleave..” The blur slows down to reveal a three foot nine fey with navy blue skin and hair that could bled in with snow, who, still quite blurred, takes out a neon orange energy drink and seems to “settle” by a bench.
*wowza* the bench is occupied by a young man in a bandanna. He looks worried and impatient.
*quicklings are a blast. Ever want to torture your players? 240 speed with dash action, 120 without*
A blur of blue speeds through a street, bringing in a winter wind that causes footprints to crystallize with ice.
There are quite a few yells of "SLOW DOWN" and "What the *cuss*" and "huh?"
“OhgreatIforgoteveryoneisslowthat’sreallymybadandnowmyfirstimpressionisruinedbutIcan’tjustleave..” The blur slows down to reveal a three foot nine fey with navy blue skin and hair that could bled in with snow, who, still quite blurred, takes out a neon orange energy drink and seems to “settle” by a bench.
*wowza* the bench is occupied by a young man in a bandanna. He looks worried and impatient.
*quicklings are a blast. Ever want to torture your players? 240 speed with dash action, 120 without*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
A blur of blue speeds through a street, bringing in a winter wind that causes footprints to crystallize with ice.
There are quite a few yells of "SLOW DOWN" and "What the *cuss*" and "huh?"
“OhgreatIforgoteveryoneisslowthat’sreallymybadandnowmyfirstimpressionisruinedbutIcan’tjustleave..” The blur slows down to reveal a three foot nine fey with navy blue skin and hair that could bled in with snow, who, still quite blurred, takes out a neon orange energy drink and seems to “settle” by a bench.
*wowza* the bench is occupied by a young man in a bandanna. He looks worried and impatient.
*quicklings are a blast. Ever want to torture your players? 240 speed with dash action, 120 without*
A blur of blue speeds through a street, bringing in a winter wind that causes footprints to crystallize with ice.
There are quite a few yells of "SLOW DOWN" and "What the *cuss*" and "huh?"
“OhgreatIforgoteveryoneisslowthat’sreallymybadandnowmyfirstimpressionisruinedbutIcan’tjustleave..” The blur slows down to reveal a three foot nine fey with navy blue skin and hair that could bled in with snow, who, still quite blurred, takes out a neon orange energy drink and seems to “settle” by a bench.
*wowza* the bench is occupied by a young man in a bandanna. He looks worried and impatient.
*quicklings are a blast. Ever want to torture your players? 240 speed with dash action, 120 without*
"Not really. The hospital's visiting hours aren't open yet"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Atlas is taking a nap on a hot rock he found. He's really taking in the whole cat part of himself, growling softly as he sleeps.
Elijah (Changed Jason's name) is still working on making things easier for people to cast spells when they don't have any ability.
Trench is investigating the crime scene, writing down anything he may notice as he hums to himself. He hasn't slept in about a week, but that's normal.
*Anybody?*
Trinket hops around him, taking notes
He casts Detect Magic, walking around the crime scene, looking for anything to indicate anything. Passive Investigation is 20 Investigation:12
*wait what's the crime scene*
*Didn't somebody die? If I remember correctly, that happened.*
*someone almost died*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
Atlas is taking a nap on a hot rock he found. He's really taking in the whole cat part of himself, growling softly as he sleeps.
Elijah (Changed Jason's name) is still working on making things easier for people to cast spells when they don't have any ability.
Trench is investigating the crime scene, writing down anything he may notice as he hums to himself. He hasn't slept in about a week, but that's normal.
*Anybody?*
Trinket hops around him, taking notes
He casts Detect Magic, walking around the crime scene, looking for anything to indicate anything. Passive Investigation is 20 Investigation:12
*wait what's the crime scene*
*Didn't somebody die? If I remember correctly, that happened.*
*someone almost died*
*Was someone attacked? If so, it would still be a crime scene.*
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
A blur of blue speeds through a street, bringing in a winter wind that causes footprints to crystallize with ice.
There are quite a few yells of "SLOW DOWN" and "What the *cuss*" and "huh?"
“OhgreatIforgoteveryoneisslowthat’sreallymybadandnowmyfirstimpressionisruinedbutIcan’tjustleave..” The blur slows down to reveal a three foot nine fey with navy blue skin and hair that could bled in with snow, who, still quite blurred, takes out a neon orange energy drink and seems to “settle” by a bench.
*wowza* the bench is occupied by a young man in a bandanna. He looks worried and impatient.
*quicklings are a blast. Ever want to torture your players? 240 speed with dash action, 120 without*
Atlas is taking a nap on a hot rock he found. He's really taking in the whole cat part of himself, growling softly as he sleeps.
Elijah (Changed Jason's name) is still working on making things easier for people to cast spells when they don't have any ability.
Trench is investigating the crime scene, writing down anything he may notice as he hums to himself. He hasn't slept in about a week, but that's normal.
*Anybody?*
Trinket hops around him, taking notes
He casts Detect Magic, walking around the crime scene, looking for anything to indicate anything. Passive Investigation is 20 Investigation:12
*wait what's the crime scene*
*Didn't somebody die? If I remember correctly, that happened.*
*someone almost died*
*Was someone attacked? If so, it would still be a crime scene.*
*yup*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Slow down, I don't have half the patience to understand a word you're saying."
“I’d love to. Do you know anyone that can remove a curse from the (gp)ing Queen of Air and Darkness?” They take their time dictating and emphasizing each and every word, as if talking to a toddler, or perhaps a dog.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Atlas is taking a nap on a hot rock he found. He's really taking in the whole cat part of himself, growling softly as he sleeps.
Elijah (Changed Jason's name) is still working on making things easier for people to cast spells when they don't have any ability.
Trench is investigating the crime scene, writing down anything he may notice as he hums to himself. He hasn't slept in about a week, but that's normal.
*Anybody?*
Trinket hops around him, taking notes
He casts Detect Magic, walking around the crime scene, looking for anything to indicate anything. Passive Investigation is 20 Investigation:12
*wait what's the crime scene*
*Didn't somebody die? If I remember correctly, that happened.*
*someone almost died*
*Was someone attacked? If so, it would still be a crime scene.*
"So, sir, it looks like somebody got mauled by a arch-werewolf. Apparently, the wolf was found dead but the person's recovering in the hospital. Nobody's sure who the person was exactly b/c their face was really ripped up. The site, a clearing in the woods, has only had the body taken from it. otherwise, it's in good condition. The wolf's carcass has been dragged around a little, police report it was just two well-meaning kids who wanted to warn people"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
they see buff walking towards the hospital. he turns to the scene
"well ill be. I didn't think there'd be any Lightning Bugs this far out"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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*wowza*
the bench is occupied by a young man in a bandanna. He looks worried and impatient.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
She walks in and asks to see the patient.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
He casts Detect Magic, walking around the crime scene, looking for anything to indicate anything. Passive Investigation is 20 Investigation:15
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*wait what's the crime scene*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Didn't somebody die? If I remember correctly, that happened.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The patient is in their own room. A vase of sunflowers is on their end table. The majority of their body is bandaged, and their face is as well.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*quicklings are a blast. Ever want to torture your players? 240 speed with dash action, 120 without*
”Oh!I’msorrywereyousavingthisspotforsomeoneorisitjustbecauseI’mannoyingIshouldn’thavecomehere…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"No, i'm just waiting"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
“Areyouwaitingforanythingoranyoneinparticular?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
They almost bump into Trench, who sidesteps out of the way, sighing as he smokes from his pipe "Be more careful." He mutters.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Not really. The hospital's visiting hours aren't open yet"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*timeline split*
”I’dmorelikelyrunintoabrickwallthanyoualsothatstuffisbadforyou.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*someone almost died*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Was someone attacked? If so, it would still be a crime scene.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Slow down, I don't have half the patience to understand a word you're saying."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“Didsomeoneyouknowgethurt?Ifyoudon’tmindmeaskingthatis.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*yup*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I’d love to. Do you know anyone that can remove a curse from the (gp)ing Queen of Air and Darkness?” They take their time dictating and emphasizing each and every word, as if talking to a toddler, or perhaps a dog.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"So, sir, it looks like somebody got mauled by a arch-werewolf. Apparently, the wolf was found dead but the person's recovering in the hospital. Nobody's sure who the person was exactly b/c their face was really ripped up. The site, a clearing in the woods, has only had the body taken from it. otherwise, it's in good condition. The wolf's carcass has been dragged around a little, police report it was just two well-meaning kids who wanted to warn people"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
they see buff walking towards the hospital. he turns to the scene
"well ill be. I didn't think there'd be any Lightning Bugs this far out"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!