"Well, I did warn you." She disappears in a puff of fog, reappearing outside of the wolf circle. (BA misty step) She then fires off the arrow in her bow, which explodes when it hits a wolf. (readied action) Then, she nocks 4 arrows at once and fires at the remaining wolves.
To hit: 2230193115
Damage: 667811, the first one bursts out and does an extra [roll](4d6)[roll] force damage in a 10ft radius.
*Oh sweet the one that did 8 was a crit, so add an extra 5 to that. For the bursting arrow, I did the tooltip wrong. It's actually 17.*
*were they just regular arrows?*
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*oh also I forgot to name my fave tree, I like eucalyptus because of koalas*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Well, I did warn you." She disappears in a puff of fog, reappearing outside of the wolf circle. (BA misty step) She then fires off the arrow in her bow, which explodes when it hits a wolf. (readied action) Then, she nocks 4 arrows at once and fires at the remaining wolves.
To hit: 2230193115
Damage: 667811, the first one bursts out and does an extra [roll](4d6)[roll] force damage in a 10ft radius.
*Oh sweet the one that did 8 was a crit, so add an extra 5 to that. For the bursting arrow, I did the tooltip wrong. It's actually 17.*
*were they just regular arrows?*
*No, the damage from the arrows is all magical piercing. Arcane Archer isn't nearly as bad as people say*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Well, I did warn you." She disappears in a puff of fog, reappearing outside of the wolf circle. (BA misty step) She then fires off the arrow in her bow, which explodes when it hits a wolf. (readied action) Then, she nocks 4 arrows at once and fires at the remaining wolves.
To hit: 2230193115
Damage: 667811, the first one bursts out and does an extra [roll](4d6)[roll] force damage in a 10ft radius.
*Oh sweet the one that did 8 was a crit, so add an extra 5 to that. For the bursting arrow, I did the tooltip wrong. It's actually 17.*
*were they just regular arrows?*
*No, the damage from the arrows is all magical piercing. Arcane Archer isn't nearly as bad as people say*
all but two of the wolves fall dead. they are slowly reconsumed by the trees that spawned them. the remaining two turn and pad toward you.
1st timberwolf attack: Attack: 17 Damage: 5
2nd timberwolf attack: Attack: 21 Damage: 3
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Well, I did warn you." She disappears in a puff of fog, reappearing outside of the wolf circle. (BA misty step) She then fires off the arrow in her bow, which explodes when it hits a wolf. (readied action) Then, she nocks 4 arrows at once and fires at the remaining wolves.
To hit: 2230193115
Damage: 667811, the first one bursts out and does an extra [roll](4d6)[roll] force damage in a 10ft radius.
*Oh sweet the one that did 8 was a crit, so add an extra 5 to that. For the bursting arrow, I did the tooltip wrong. It's actually 17.*
*were they just regular arrows?*
*No, the damage from the arrows is all magical piercing. Arcane Archer isn't nearly as bad as people say*
all but two of the wolves fall dead. they are slowly reconsumed by the trees that spawned them. the remaining two turn and pad toward you.
1st timberwolf attack: Attack: 17 Damage: 5
2nd timberwolf attack: Attack: 21 Damage: 3
"Huh. No fear. Stupid." She gets back up and tries to dispatch the remaining wolves with her sword.
To hit: 23162912
Damage: 1381312
*nonmagical piercing*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
you lodge your sword in the wooden wolf, driving it in, and the Timberwolf finally falls, and is reconsumed by the trees. you do the same to the other one. the forest shudders. as near as you can tell, its angry.
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
you lodge your sword in the wooden wolf, driving it in, and the Timberwolf finally falls, and is reconsumed by the trees. you do the same to the other one. the forest shudders. as near as you can tell, its angry.
She picks up her arrows and walks away. "Oh, you're angry? You're not a dryad who's lost in a forest and has trees trying to EAT HER!"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
Den gives an angry growl and yells ‘Goddamn creepy wind! Can’t catch a break in these dumb woods!’, whilst he hurls the rock he was holding in the direction of the laughter.
A few hours later, a woman enters the clearing. "Hey, you might want to stop yelling. It makes yourself a lot easier to find."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
Den gives an angry growl and yells ‘Goddamn creepy wind! Can’t catch a break in these dumb woods!’, whilst he hurls the rock he was holding in the direction of the laughter.
A few hours later, a woman enters the clearing. "Hey, you might want to stop yelling. It makes yourself a lot easier to find."
*boink?*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
Den gives an angry growl and yells ‘Goddamn creepy wind! Can’t catch a break in these dumb woods!’, whilst he hurls the rock he was holding in the direction of the laughter.
A few hours later, a woman enters the clearing. "Hey, you might want to stop yelling. It makes yourself a lot easier to find."
*boink?*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
yk, this was the most well-liked RP thread I've ever made. imma go cry now
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*were they just regular arrows?*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*oh also I forgot to name my fave tree, I like eucalyptus because of koalas*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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*No, the damage from the arrows is all magical piercing. Arcane Archer isn't nearly as bad as people say*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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all but two of the wolves fall dead. they are slowly reconsumed by the trees that spawned them. the remaining two turn and pad toward you.
1st timberwolf attack: Attack: 17 Damage: 5
2nd timberwolf attack: Attack: 21 Damage: 3
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*if either of those hit, you fall prone*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Huh. No fear. Stupid." She gets back up and tries to dispatch the remaining wolves with her sword.
To hit: 23 16 29 12
Damage: 13 8 13 12
*nonmagical piercing*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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*would this count as rolling initiative?*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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*makes sense. I guess neither hit?*
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*no they hit, she got back up*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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*a'ight*
you lodge your sword in the wooden wolf, driving it in, and the Timberwolf finally falls, and is reconsumed by the trees. you do the same to the other one. the forest shudders. as near as you can tell, its angry.
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She picks up her arrows and walks away. "Oh, you're angry? You're not a dryad who's lost in a forest and has trees trying to EAT HER!"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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A few hours later, a woman enters the clearing. "Hey, you might want to stop yelling. It makes yourself a lot easier to find."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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*boink?*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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is this thread dead already?? also pine
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Yeah. I think so. REdwood.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!
yk, this was the most well-liked RP thread I've ever made. imma go cry now
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/king of madness/The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Its okay, captain. It's okay.
... I'm the ruler of all feline kind. Idk what else to say.
Praise Jeff the Evil Roomba!
Clay Scavenger!
Check out THIS unless you want Arpo to eat your yummy leg bone!