there is a forest that connects all forests. a forest where all fairy tales take place. a forest where monsters and heroes and witches and great spirit/gods dwell. the forest is made of tall trees, taller than any you know, their thick branches forming an inpenritable canopy.
people become lost easily here. the trees eat them.
you have become lost in this forest. it doesn't matter how or where, you're long gone from what you knew
becuase this forest is alive. this forest has a stomach. and its stomach is never full.
can you tell I like over the garden wall?
please keep it PG-13.
don't make quote chains too long for the mobile users
don't make statblocks/character sheets to over powered plz
put the name of your favorite tree in your first post
run from the big bad wolf
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
the forest senses a new arrival. it reaches its roots and mushroom networks out, spreading, until they reach a pile of soil, not unlike a hill. its covered in dry orange leaves. when the roots reach the hill, it shifts. you hear a howl, like a wolf, but bigger than any wolf you've ever heard. low and long, the sound resonates in your bones and brain, lingering long after it finishes
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
Den gives an angry growl and yells ‘Goddamn creepy wind! Can’t catch a break in these dumb woods!’, whilst he hurls the rock he was holding in the direction of the laughter.
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
Den gives an angry growl and yells ‘Goddamn creepy wind! Can’t catch a break in these dumb woods!’, whilst he hurls the rock he was holding in the direction of the laughter.
the rock dosent hit anything. you're sure you were aiming at a tree...
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
Den gives an angry growl and yells ‘Goddamn creepy wind! Can’t catch a break in these dumb woods!’, whilst he hurls the rock he was holding in the direction of the laughter.
the rock dosent hit anything. you're sure you were aiming at a tree...
Den puts a hand to his head and shouts ‘Awww dude these hallucinations are gonna be the death of me, I really need to find a way out of this place…’
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
Den gives an angry growl and yells ‘Goddamn creepy wind! Can’t catch a break in these dumb woods!’, whilst he hurls the rock he was holding in the direction of the laughter.
the rock dosent hit anything. you're sure you were aiming at a tree...
Den puts a hand to his head and shouts ‘Awww dude these hallucinations are gonna be the death of me, I really need to find a way out of this place…’
there is another wind. instead of laughter, whispers. the trees are talking, you're sure of it
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
A slender human(?) woman is walking through the woods. "Strange. I know the place is literally called the Lost Woods, but I grew here. It's ridiculous. I'm not even sure I'm connected anymore." She takes an arrow and nocks it to her bow. She whispers a word, and lets the arrow fly. Strangely, as soon as it leaves her bow, it falls to the ground.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A slender human(?) woman is walking through the woods. "Strange. I know the place is literally called the Lost Woods, but I grew here. It's ridiculous. I'm not even sure I'm connected anymore." She takes an arrow and nocks it to her bow. She whispers a word, and lets the arrow fly. Strangely, as soon as it leaves her bow, it falls to the ground.
"That's strange." She sits down, digging her fingers into the earth.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A slender human(?) woman is walking through the woods. "Strange. I know the place is literally called the Lost Woods, but I grew here. It's ridiculous. I'm not even sure I'm connected anymore." She takes an arrow and nocks it to her bow. She whispers a word, and lets the arrow fly. Strangely, as soon as it leaves her bow, it falls to the ground.
a wind whisles through the trees, sounding like laughter
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
A slender human(?) woman is walking through the woods. "Strange. I know the place is literally called the Lost Woods, but I grew here. It's ridiculous. I'm not even sure I'm connected anymore." She takes an arrow and nocks it to her bow. She whispers a word, and lets the arrow fly. Strangely, as soon as it leaves her bow, it falls to the ground.
"That's strange." She sits down, digging her fingers into the earth.
the forest feels different. hostile, but most of all, hungry. a stomach that never fills. there are slight extraplanar influences, but the'ye very faint, like the forest's roots grew over and strangled them, drawing the magic to feed themselves.
there is a howl in the distance. and large, padded footsteps
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
"Three moons. Where am I?" She nocks another arrow after picking up the first, turning towards the sounds.
*readied action to shoot*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Three moons. Where am I?" She nocks another arrow after picking up the first, turning towards the sounds.
*readied action to shoot*
another howl, closer. you hear the cracking and splintering of wood behind you as a wolf made of wood and moss and lichen peels itself away from a tree
it growls
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
"Three moons. Where am I?" She nocks another arrow after picking up the first, turning towards the sounds.
*readied action to shoot*
another howl, closer. you hear the cracking and splintering of wood behind you as a wolf made of wood and moss and lichen peels itself away from a tree
it growls
"Oh, heeeyyy, buddy. What's going on? If you're going to try and eat me, I'd hate to say it, but I'm really not worth the effort. Go find yourself a skeleton or something."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Three moons. Where am I?" She nocks another arrow after picking up the first, turning towards the sounds.
*readied action to shoot*
another howl, closer. you hear the cracking and splintering of wood behind you as a wolf made of wood and moss and lichen peels itself away from a tree
it growls
"Oh, heeeyyy, buddy. What's going on? If you're going to try and eat me, I'd hate to say it, but I'm really not worth the effort. Go find yourself a skeleton or something."
more cracking, more splintering, more wolves. surrounding you.
the creature in the distance howls again, closer
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
"Three moons. Where am I?" She nocks another arrow after picking up the first, turning towards the sounds.
*readied action to shoot*
another howl, closer. you hear the cracking and splintering of wood behind you as a wolf made of wood and moss and lichen peels itself away from a tree
it growls
"Oh, heeeyyy, buddy. What's going on? If you're going to try and eat me, I'd hate to say it, but I'm really not worth the effort. Go find yourself a skeleton or something."
more cracking, more splintering, more wolves. surrounding you.
the creature in the distance howls again, closer
"Well, I did warn you." She disappears in a puff of fog, reappearing outside of the wolf circle. (BA misty step) She then fires off the arrow in her bow, which explodes when it hits a wolf. (readied action) Then, she nocks 4 arrows at once and fires at the remaining wolves.
To hit: 1424212431
Damage: 1181276, the first one bursts out and does an extra [roll](4d6)[roll] force damage in a 10ft radius.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Well, I did warn you." She disappears in a puff of fog, reappearing outside of the wolf circle. (BA misty step) She then fires off the arrow in her bow, which explodes when it hits a wolf. (readied action) Then, she nocks 4 arrows at once and fires at the remaining wolves.
To hit: 2230193115
Damage: 667811, the first one bursts out and does an extra [roll](4d6)[roll] force damage in a 10ft radius.
*Oh sweet the one that did 8 was a crit, so add an extra 5 to that. For the bursting arrow, I did the tooltip wrong. It's actually 17.*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Well, I did warn you." She disappears in a puff of fog, reappearing outside of the wolf circle. (BA misty step) She then fires off the arrow in her bow, which explodes when it hits a wolf. (readied action) Then, she nocks 4 arrows at once and fires at the remaining wolves.
To hit: 2230193115
Damage: 667811, the first one bursts out and does an extra [roll](4d6)[roll] force damage in a 10ft radius.
*Oh sweet the one that did 8 was a crit, so add an extra 5 to that. For the bursting arrow, I did the tooltip wrong. It's actually 17.*
*the damage from the arrows is all magical piercing, Arcane Archer isn't nearly as bad as people say*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
there is a forest that connects all forests. a forest where all fairy tales take place. a forest where monsters and heroes and witches and great spirit/gods dwell. the forest is made of tall trees, taller than any you know, their thick branches forming an inpenritable canopy.
people become lost easily here. the trees eat them.
you have become lost in this forest. it doesn't matter how or where, you're long gone from what you knew
becuase this forest is alive. this forest has a stomach. and its stomach is never full.
can you tell I like over the garden wall?
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
the forest senses a new arrival. it reaches its roots and mushroom networks out, spreading, until they reach a pile of soil, not unlike a hill. its covered in dry orange leaves. when the roots reach the hill, it shifts. you hear a howl, like a wolf, but bigger than any wolf you've ever heard. low and long, the sound resonates in your bones and brain, lingering long after it finishes
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
Maple
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
[I feel sorry seeing how many of Capatin's threads haven't taken off, so I thought I'd drop in just to try and give it that helping hand! Also oak]
In an area of the Wood more exposed to sunlight, where a rocky escarpment provides a small break from the trees, Den is bashing a smaller rock against a bigger rock. 'Been demoted to a flipping caveman' he thinks as the rounded stone in his hand hammers away at the vein of blue mineral ingrained in the larger boulder below. He'd been lost for maybe two weeks now, and although his water bottle ran out in the first few days, he'd found enough streams to keep himself alive. Every time he did, he'd set up a camp, thinking he could survive long enough until rescue, then wake up to find the stream gone, replaced with a hedge, or an enormous snail trail, or just fox poo. It was usually fox poo. However, recently, he's been failing to find as many streams as usual, and now is going borderline insane. His water-deprived brain saw blue in the rock as he walked, realised blue meant water, and just started bashing, his hysteria causing him to chalk the logic of this endeavour up as perfectly reasonable, along with all the other bizarre events that had been going on. Suddenly, a small part of the blue streak splinters away, and without thinking, Den immediately pinches up the powder in his fingertips and then puts into to his lips. Despite his thirst, he can't help but have a tear roll down his cheek at the taste. It's not some magical water rock at all. In fact, the mineral tastes almost identical to soy sauce.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
*thanks. if I had a nickel for every thread I made that got a bunch of views, but failed miserably, id be rich*
a wind whisles through the forest. it sounds like laughter
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
Den gives an angry growl and yells ‘Goddamn creepy wind! Can’t catch a break in these dumb woods!’, whilst he hurls the rock he was holding in the direction of the laughter.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
the rock dosent hit anything. you're sure you were aiming at a tree...
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
Den puts a hand to his head and shouts ‘Awww dude these hallucinations are gonna be the death of me, I really need to find a way out of this place…’
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist and The Hunt for the Balowang!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
there is another wind. instead of laughter, whispers. the trees are talking, you're sure of it
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
A slender human(?) woman is walking through the woods. "Strange. I know the place is literally called the Lost Woods, but I grew here. It's ridiculous. I'm not even sure I'm connected anymore." She takes an arrow and nocks it to her bow. She whispers a word, and lets the arrow fly. Strangely, as soon as it leaves her bow, it falls to the ground.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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"That's strange." She sits down, digging her fingers into the earth.
*casting commune with nature looking for extraplanar influences*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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a wind whisles through the trees, sounding like laughter
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
the forest feels different. hostile, but most of all, hungry. a stomach that never fills. there are slight extraplanar influences, but the'ye very faint, like the forest's roots grew over and strangled them, drawing the magic to feed themselves.
there is a howl in the distance. and large, padded footsteps
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
"Three moons. Where am I?" She nocks another arrow after picking up the first, turning towards the sounds.
*readied action to shoot*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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another howl, closer. you hear the cracking and splintering of wood behind you as a wolf made of wood and moss and lichen peels itself away from a tree
it growls
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
"Oh, heeeyyy, buddy. What's going on? If you're going to try and eat me, I'd hate to say it, but I'm really not worth the effort. Go find yourself a skeleton or something."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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more cracking, more splintering, more wolves. surrounding you.
the creature in the distance howls again, closer
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
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The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
"Well, I did warn you." She disappears in a puff of fog, reappearing outside of the wolf circle. (BA misty step) She then fires off the arrow in her bow, which explodes when it hits a wolf. (readied action) Then, she nocks 4 arrows at once and fires at the remaining wolves.
To hit: 14 24 21 24 31
Damage: 11 8 12 7 6, the first one bursts out and does an extra [roll](4d6)[roll] force damage in a 10ft radius.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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*Oh sweet the one that did 8 was a crit, so add an extra 5 to that. For the bursting arrow, I did the tooltip wrong. It's actually 17.*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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*the damage from the arrows is all magical piercing, Arcane Archer isn't nearly as bad as people say*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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