a ship sails out of the sea, transparent in the light, a ghostly crew manning it, and at the helm, a phantasmal skeleton in a captain's coat.
"Well boys, We've found a new shore!"
a round of ghostly cheers follows
As soon as they touch the land, the pirates fall to their knees and start violently convulsing. Slowly, painfully, their mortal forms are returned to them as they are infused with the magic of the island
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
a ship sails out of the sea, transparent in the light, a ghostly crew manning it, and at the helm, a phantasmal skeleton in a captain's coat.
"Well boys, We've found a new shore!"
a round of ghostly cheers follows
As soon as they touch the land, the pirates fall to their knees and start violently convulsing. Slowly, painfully, their mortal forms are returned to them as they are infused with the magic of the island
Scurvy Dave himself stays on the ship. its hard for a skeleton to convey emotion, but he looks scared. he regains his compusure and stops the rest of his ghostly crew from disembarking.
"Onward boys! lets find some civilization on this island!"
the (mostly) ghost ship sails inland, borne by ethereal wind. the crewmates that were brought back to life following behind
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
Troll is grappling fry, drow standing not ten feet away, idk where tabaxi is
*excellent*
Alexia drops Terrako on the sand and takes out a small brown rectangle. "Did I calibrate your targeting wrong?" She presses a yellow indent on the rectangle and a glowing blue blade appears from it. A burst of wind levitates her above the ground, and she flies over the troll's head, landing behind and slashing it with her blade.
To hit: 21
Damage: 8 piercing and 3 cold(from genie's wrath)
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
*Add 1 to the piercing, I typed it in wrong. Btw, it's magical.*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Troll is grappling fry, drow standing not ten feet away, idk where tabaxi is
*excellent*
Alexia drops Terrako on the sand and takes out a small brown rectangle. "Did I calibrate your targeting wrong?" She presses a yellow indent on the rectangle and a glowing blue blade appears from it. A burst of wind levitates her above the ground, and she flies over the troll's head, landing behind and slashing it with her blade.
To hit: 17
Damage: 9 piercing and 3 cold(from genie's wrath)
That’s a hit. Shrike?
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Troll is grappling fry, drow standing not ten feet away, idk where tabaxi is
*excellent*
Alexia drops Terrako on the sand and takes out a small brown rectangle. "Did I calibrate your targeting wrong?" She presses a yellow indent on the rectangle and a glowing blue blade appears from it. A burst of wind levitates her above the ground, and she flies over the troll's head, landing behind and slashing it with her blade.
To hit: 17
Damage: 9 piercing and 3 cold(from genie's wrath)
That’s a hit. Shrike?
Right, shrike whips out a scalpel and cuts herself free from the troll's weird wound thing
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
Troll is grappling fry, drow standing not ten feet away, idk where tabaxi is
*excellent*
Alexia drops Terrako on the sand and takes out a small brown rectangle. "Did I calibrate your targeting wrong?" She presses a yellow indent on the rectangle and a glowing blue blade appears from it. A burst of wind levitates her above the ground, and she flies over the troll's head, landing behind and slashing it with her blade.
To hit: 17
Damage: 9 piercing and 3 cold(from genie's wrath)
That’s a hit. Shrike?
Right, shrike whips out a scalpel and cuts herself free from the troll's weird wound thing
*medicine check or attack roll?*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Scurvy Dave is sailing inland, looking for civilization, and checking his watch
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
Scurvy Dave is sailing inland, looking for civilization, and checking his watch
*nooo come join the fun*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Troll is grappling fry, drow standing not ten feet away, idk where tabaxi is
*excellent*
Alexia drops Terrako on the sand and takes out a small brown rectangle. "Did I calibrate your targeting wrong?" She presses a yellow indent on the rectangle and a glowing blue blade appears from it. A burst of wind levitates her above the ground, and she flies over the troll's head, landing behind and slashing it with her blade.
To hit: 17
Damage: 9 piercing and 3 cold(from genie's wrath)
That’s a hit. Shrike?
Right, shrike whips out a scalpel and cuts herself free from the troll's weird wound thing
*medicine check or attack roll?*
medicine check 8
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
Scurvy Dave is sailing inland, looking for civilization, and checking his watch
*nooo come join the fun*
*what fighting the troll?......... fine. you win.*
Scurvy Dave hears the sounds of battle, and turns the ship head on, fire in his sockets and a manic grin of his face. when he spots the troll, he steps up to the bow, one foot on, and shoots with his pistol.
6 to hit (assuming I have advantage due to surprise.)
12 + 12 pierceing damage
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Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Scurvy Dave is sailing inland, looking for civilization, and checking his watch
*nooo come join the fun*
*what fighting the troll?......... fine. you win.*
Scurvy Dave hears the sounds of battle, and turns the ship head on, fire in his sockets and a manic grin of his face. when he spots the troll, he steps up to the bow, one foot on, and shoots with his pistol.
6 to hit (assuming I have advantage due to surprise.)
12 + 12 pierceing damage
*so heyyy what abt initiative… that’s a miss btw*
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
The troll growls at all the enemies around it and makes a decisive choice. It gives up trying to meld to Shrike and throws caution to the wind, attacking with claws twice and a single bite. Attack: 11 Damage: 11 Attack: 24 Damage: 12 Attack: 23 Damage: 6
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Scurvy Dave is sailing inland, looking for civilization, and checking his watch
*nooo come join the fun*
*what fighting the troll?......... fine. you win.*
Scurvy Dave hears the sounds of battle, and turns the ship head on, fire in his sockets and a manic grin of his face. when he spots the troll, he steps up to the bow, one foot on, and shoots with his pistol.
6 to hit (assuming I have advantage due to surprise.)
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...!Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
My character looks up from the beach and says, "Looks like I'm here now. Might as well do something." He starts walking towards the visible skyline of buildings in the distance.
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I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
About 5 feet away from the jungle (30 ft. away from the troll)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
As soon as they touch the land, the pirates fall to their knees and start violently convulsing. Slowly, painfully, their mortal forms are returned to them as they are infused with the magic of the island
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Scurvy Dave himself stays on the ship. its hard for a skeleton to convey emotion, but he looks scared. he regains his compusure and stops the rest of his ghostly crew from disembarking.
"Onward boys! lets find some civilization on this island!"
the (mostly) ghost ship sails inland, borne by ethereal wind. the crewmates that were brought back to life following behind
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
*excellent*
Alexia drops Terrako on the sand and takes out a small brown rectangle. "Did I calibrate your targeting wrong?" She presses a yellow indent on the rectangle and a glowing blue blade appears from it. A burst of wind levitates her above the ground, and she flies over the troll's head, landing behind and slashing it with her blade.
To hit: 21
Damage: 8 piercing and 3 cold(from genie's wrath)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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*Add 1 to the piercing, I typed it in wrong. Btw, it's magical.*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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That’s a hit. Shrike?
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Right, shrike whips out a scalpel and cuts herself free from the troll's weird wound thing
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace
I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*medicine check or attack roll?*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Scurvy Dave is sailing inland, looking for civilization, and checking his watch
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
*nooo come join the fun*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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medicine check 8
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace
I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
what is up with my frickin rolls
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace
I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
*what fighting the troll?......... fine. you win.*
Scurvy Dave hears the sounds of battle, and turns the ship head on, fire in his sockets and a manic grin of his face. when he spots the troll, he steps up to the bow, one foot on, and shoots with his pistol.
6 to hit (assuming I have advantage due to surprise.)
12 + 12 pierceing damage
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
*hi*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat or share a fun fact or two. I’m ace
I'm a sensitive little sad bean. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, and certified silly goose
*ello mate*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110000
*so heyyy what abt initiative… that’s a miss btw*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The troll growls at all the enemies around it and makes a decisive choice. It gives up trying to meld to Shrike and throws caution to the wind, attacking with claws twice and a single bite. Attack: 11 Damage: 11 Attack: 24 Damage: 12 Attack: 23 Damage: 6
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*right, sorry, initative: 25
Race: Not Human. that's for sure
Class: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/general of the goose horde/leader of Urat on kingdoms and crowns/holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor
Alignment: Lawful Evil
fun fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The Archmage of I CAST...! Run From The Big Bad Wolf Here
*Scylla*
My character looks up from the beach and says, "Looks like I'm here now. Might as well do something." He starts walking towards the visible skyline of buildings in the distance.
I make strange but effective solutions to your DM problems!
Homebrew: Monsters Species Spells Background(s)
I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.