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... how did I get Ninja'd by a two minute old post.

 Because your built different in a bad way jk

 Says the settlement too poor to expand! Broooooooke!

 Says the settlement about to be taken over

 Says the settlement who... Uh... Says the settlement who... Um... Huh.

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*I keep bringing people back from the dead…*

 *Must be a talent of yours.*

 *maybe it is!*

 *Hey arch if I get rid of the resistances and the invisibility can I use the umbral human?*

 *hmm… I suppose it’s fine I guess? But then again gifted are really strong even without that…*

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 It doesn’t take long before they’ve arrived at a new and unfamiliar landing post, significantly further upriver than the town of Vonstradt itself. By the looks of things, construction of this particular little hamlet - more of a trading post than anything - can’t have been going for more than a few days, though work appears to be on hiatus. The only “workers” they can see are sunning themselves on a rudimentary jetty, netting strung between wooden posts rammed straight into the river. Only one of them so much as takes notice, clambering off on all fours presumably to fetch someone more important than the five or six labourers. Already the distinctive honeycombing of domed houses and deep ditches is beginning to emerge, though much smaller than the bustling and above all noisy town of Vonstradt. 

It’s a little time before the labourer returns with a taller, more powerful-looking crocodilian - this particular one has a much darker hue to their scales than the usual ochre and sienna colours, as if they’d been spit-roasted for some time before being allowed into the public. A curved wooden hit pokes from the front wide sash tied around their waist at a 2 o’clock angle, the excess fabric wrapped around the base of their tail, and a kilt - typical Vonstradt garb, though in a light sand-coloured rather than the traditional green or white - falls to their knees. Much as the canoe rider is used to seeing they are bare-chested, arms held loosely by their sides and tail coiled low in an indication of peaceable intent. They raise one arm to hide their eyes from the sun and wait for the canoe rider to tack in at the jetty. 

 The centurian does so, though with a little difficulty. They leap off rather gracefully, paws landing with a soft thud against the dock. Shaking out his fur, he pads over with a rather broad grin, cowl pulled down to show his full face. The jingling of the bells and bones are the only indication of sound from him - his footsteps are almost completely silent. Tail swishing, he does a sort of half bow with a two fingered salute, pressing his hand to his chest. The centaurian looks to be waiting to be addressed first.

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*I keep bringing people back from the dead…*

 *Must be a talent of yours.*

 *maybe it is!*

 *Hey arch if I get rid of the resistances and the invisibility can I use the umbral human?*

 *hmm… I suppose it’s fine I guess? But then again gifted are really strong even without that…*

 *Huzzah gifted blood hunter with order of lycan still exists unfortunately I had to gut most of the traits out but who cares blood hunters are amazing*

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Vonstradt -

Ruler - the Autarch

Republic

market (lower class) +2 wealth

market (lower class) +2 wealth

plantation (-3 pop growth time)

barracks (military recruits +2)

barracks (military recruits +2)

castle (military power +4)

contains 1 troop with 7MP

lower class wealth modest

upper class wealth modest

 *I’d appreciate if someone could point out if I’ve missed anything in the town composition or miscalculated my initial recruitment.*

 *I think you would have five troops, but otherwise it looks great*

 *+2 each from my two barracks, then +3 from starting town, right? That makes 7.*

 *blowing up your entire town*

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... how did I get Ninja'd by a two minute old post.

 Because your built different in a bad way jk

 Says the settlement too poor to expand! Broooooooke!

 Says the settlement about to be taken over

 Says the settlement who... Uh... Says the settlement who... Um... Huh.

 Aha! I've got it! Says the settlement who worships pagan gods! Oh wait. Uh... Nevermind.

Hmmm...

Says the settlement who can only survive by raiding...?

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... how did I get Ninja'd by a two minute old post.

 Because your built different in a bad way jk

 Says the settlement too poor to expand! Broooooooke!

 Says the settlement about to be taken over

 Says the settlement who... Uh... Says the settlement who... Um... Huh.

 Yeah you thought you had something over me you may be wealthy but I already have friends who want your settlement so you're settlement will be mine Gonzalo you will have to make another settlement soon best prepare a back up settlement*

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... how did I get Ninja'd by a two minute old post.

 Because your built different in a bad way jk

 Says the settlement too poor to expand! Broooooooke!

 Says the settlement about to be taken over

 Says the settlement who... Uh... Says the settlement who... Um... Huh.

 Aha! I've got it! Says the settlement who worships pagan gods! Oh wait. Uh... Nevermind.

Hmmm...

Says the settlement who can only survive by raiding...?

 Weak that isn't even an insult because I'm imitating a viking town 

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Vonstradt -

Ruler - the Autarch

Republic

market (lower class) +2 wealth

market (lower class) +2 wealth

plantation (-3 pop growth time)

barracks (military recruits +2)

barracks (military recruits +2)

castle (military power +4)

contains 1 troop with 7MP

lower class wealth modest

upper class wealth modest

 *I’d appreciate if someone could point out if I’ve missed anything in the town composition or miscalculated my initial recruitment.*

 *I think you would have five troops, but otherwise it looks great*

 *+2 each from my two barracks, then +3 from starting town, right? That makes 7.*

 *blowing up your entire town*

 Cyno, NO. BAD CYNO! Don't spawn kil the newbies!

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... how did I get Ninja'd by a two minute old post.

 Because your built different in a bad way jk

 Says the settlement too poor to expand! Broooooooke!

 Says the settlement about to be taken over

 Says the settlement who... Uh... Says the settlement who... Um... Huh.

 Yeah you thought you had something over me you may be wealthy but I already have friends who want your settlement so you're settlement will be mine Gonzalo you will have to make another settlement soon best prepare a back up settlement*

 I am quite literally working on a backup settlement as we speak!

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... how did I get Ninja'd by a two minute old post.

 Because your built different in a bad way jk

 Says the settlement too poor to expand! Broooooooke!

 Says the settlement about to be taken over

 Says the settlement who... Uh... Says the settlement who... Um... Huh.

 Yeah you thought you had something over me you may be wealthy but I already have friends who want your settlement so you're settlement will be mine Gonzalo you will have to make another settlement soon best prepare a back up settlement*

 I am quite literally working on a backup settlement as we speak!

 LMFAO 

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Vonstradt -

Ruler - the Autarch

Republic

market (lower class) +2 wealth

market (lower class) +2 wealth

plantation (-3 pop growth time)

barracks (military recruits +2)

barracks (military recruits +2)

castle (military power +4)

contains 1 troop with 7MP

lower class wealth modest

upper class wealth modest

 *I’d appreciate if someone could point out if I’ve missed anything in the town composition or miscalculated my initial recruitment.*

 *I think you would have five troops, but otherwise it looks great*

 *+2 each from my two barracks, then +3 from starting town, right? That makes 7.*

 *blowing up your entire town*

 Cyno, NO. BAD CYNO! Don't spawn kil the newbies!

 Yes cyno join the darkside

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Vonstradt -

Ruler - the Autarch

Republic

market (lower class) +2 wealth

market (lower class) +2 wealth

plantation (-3 pop growth time)

barracks (military recruits +2)

barracks (military recruits +2)

castle (military power +4)

contains 1 troop with 7MP

lower class wealth modest

upper class wealth modest

 *I’d appreciate if someone could point out if I’ve missed anything in the town composition or miscalculated my initial recruitment.*

 *I think you would have five troops, but otherwise it looks great*

 *+2 each from my two barracks, then +3 from starting town, right? That makes 7.*

 *blowing up your entire town*

 Cyno, NO. BAD CYNO! Don't spawn kil the newbies!

 *That's his spouse*

*Marriage is consent... TO THE ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY*

*And nothing else*

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Vonstradt -

Ruler - the Autarch

Republic

market (lower class) +2 wealth

market (lower class) +2 wealth

plantation (-3 pop growth time)

barracks (military recruits +2)

barracks (military recruits +2)

castle (military power +4)

contains 1 troop with 7MP

lower class wealth modest

upper class wealth modest

 *I’d appreciate if someone could point out if I’ve missed anything in the town composition or miscalculated my initial recruitment.*

 *I think you would have five troops, but otherwise it looks great*

 *+2 each from my two barracks, then +3 from starting town, right? That makes 7.*

 *blowing up your entire town*

 Cyno, NO. BAD CYNO! Don't spawn kil the newbies!

 theyre married its okay

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Vonstradt -

Ruler - the Autarch

Republic

market (lower class) +2 wealth

market (lower class) +2 wealth

plantation (-3 pop growth time)

barracks (military recruits +2)

barracks (military recruits +2)

castle (military power +4)

contains 1 troop with 7MP

lower class wealth modest

upper class wealth modest

 *I’d appreciate if someone could point out if I’ve missed anything in the town composition or miscalculated my initial recruitment.*

 *I think you would have five troops, but otherwise it looks great*

 *+2 each from my two barracks, then +3 from starting town, right? That makes 7.*

 *blowing up your entire town*

 Cyno, NO. BAD CYNO! Don't spawn kil the newbies!

 theyre married its okay

 Lol

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 It doesn’t take long before they’ve arrived at a new and unfamiliar landing post, significantly further upriver than the town of Vonstradt itself. By the looks of things, construction of this particular little hamlet - more of a trading post than anything - can’t have been going for more than a few days, though work appears to be on hiatus. The only “workers” they can see are sunning themselves on a rudimentary jetty, netting strung between wooden posts rammed straight into the river. Only one of them so much as takes notice, clambering off on all fours presumably to fetch someone more important than the five or six labourers. Already the distinctive honeycombing of domed houses and deep ditches is beginning to emerge, though much smaller than the bustling and above all noisy town of Vonstradt. 

It’s a little time before the labourer returns with a taller, more powerful-looking crocodilian - this particular one has a much darker hue to their scales than the usual ochre and sienna colours, as if they’d been spit-roasted for some time before being allowed into the public. A curved wooden hit pokes from the front wide sash tied around their waist at a 2 o’clock angle, the excess fabric wrapped around the base of their tail, and a kilt - typical Vonstradt garb, though in a light sand-coloured rather than the traditional green or white - falls to their knees. Much as the canoe rider is used to seeing they are bare-chested, arms held loosely by their sides and tail coiled low in an indication of peaceable intent. They raise one arm to hide their eyes from the sun and wait for the canoe rider to tack in at the jetty. 

 The centurian does so, though with a little difficulty. They leap off rather gracefully, paws landing with a soft thud against the dock. Shaking out his fur, he pads over with a rather broad grin, cowl pulled down to show his full face. The jingling of the bells and bones are the only indication of sound from him - his footsteps are almost completely silent. Tail swishing, he does a sort of half bow with a two fingered salute, pressing his hand to his chest. The centaurian looks to be waiting to be addressed first.

 The crocodilian pulls their teeth back in an approximation of a grin of his own in response. “What brings you down here, good stranger? That vessel seems a smidge undersized to be carrying someone of your.. ahem.. importance. You’ve made it to Adelheid, or what will be Adelheid in a day or so. A bona fide trading post! We’re moving up in the world and happy to be doing so. Say, you wouldn’t happen to have anything you could part with for a thing or two, or three if the prize is good enough? A little forward, I know, but the best deals happen hot off the rocks.” The words come out rapidfire - this particular fellow has almost certainly been sunning themself and getting nice and warmed up ready for visitors somewhere out of sight - which does raise the question of how many others the centurian is yet to see. “Not to press you, of course. You could have all sorts of very important business to discuss.”

Pontiff Blackmoore has invited anyone in any settlement to join it in the fields for a good hard day of work, and in return it will make them a fine meal from what they glean.

*I feel like the entire war between me and Gonzalo is him trying to weasel out of it and me trying to start it*

*redpelt, i love your profile picture!*

*also how long have you and redpelt been married cyno?*