About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I do have to leave for a little while soon, but keep on burnin'*
*if platy wins this I will destroy my own settlement and restart*
*you got a comically large self-destruct button in there or smth?*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
every hour that platy doesn't show up I burn a platypus at the stake *a stake appears in the distance with a platypus strapped to it and I'm holding a torch
first one is burned
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Not much of it is visible, the majority of whatever this is embedded within the stone of the mountain, but the faint bit where the pick struck is visible in a gap between two larger stones. A faint shimmer of what looks to be silver- not silver ore, but a piece of processed, refined silver- though where the pickax struck, there is bronze, as if the silver was just a thin coating around.... whatever this is.
She gives orders for it to be excavated with extreme caution and care. As they remove it from the mountains grip she stands close by and watches the whole procedure.
It takes several hours, but after that time, the relic is about halfway out of the stone- and it's an odd relic indeed. What looks like a misshapen suit of silver-and-bronze armor, standing at about eight feet tall, its insides packed with dried clay. The statue-like artifact has no discernable head- only a bronze dome that connects to the top of its body. On its chest, and on each of its three-fingered gauntlets, is a crest- Two golden wyverns, with the arcs of their tails and heads forming a ring-like shape.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
the interpreter asks if they can repeat themselves
He says something again earnestly but it is a Hoebite word you don't recognize. A sound rolls over the hill. A great, deep, booming roar that is bellowed out of lungs that pump air for a beast made of many tons of meat, bones, and strength. One servant runs up the hill to look over its edge and several of the horses start to paw at the ground but nobody else responds to it. The man continues to offer you the flask.
Uralll takes the flask gingerly and takes a drink before handing it back to the man. he reaches for his spear
For you, the flask is only a small swig, but it burns like venom. Your tongue is scalded and it sears its way down your throat, relishing the pain it causes you. It hits your brain like a hammer blow and even manages to burn up to your nose and fill it with a blazing sensation. The initial shock of this is just pain and hurt but once it settles in your stomach it feels like a warming bonfire that hardens your bones and fills your limbs with strength and energy. You are awake now, perhaps more than you've ever been.
The other men watch as you drink and laugh at your expressions. Then, the giant form of Tayr Siyef appears over the edge of hill at a run. He shouts something at his men and most of them quickly mount their horses and race up and over the hill. A few others bring a horse to the Tayr as well as a spear and a flask.
"Friend Uralll! I'm glad you are here. I've found quite the specimen to tackle today. You will soon see and participate in a sacred tradition of my people. It is a hunt, but it is also a story, a picture of a Tayr and how he should rule his kingdom." His expression is bright and eager and full of energy.
the interpreter asks if they can repeat themselves
He says something again earnestly but it is a Hoebite word you don't recognize. A sound rolls over the hill. A great, deep, booming roar that is bellowed out of lungs that pump air for a beast made of many tons of meat, bones, and strength. One servant runs up the hill to look over its edge and several of the horses start to paw at the ground but nobody else responds to it. The man continues to offer you the flask.
Uralll takes the flask gingerly and takes a drink before handing it back to the man. he reaches for his spear
For you, the flask is only a small swig, but it burns like venom. Your tongue is scalded and it sears its way down your throat, relishing the pain it causes you. It hits your brain like a hammer blow and even manages to burn up to your nose and fill it with a blazing sensation. The initial shock of this is just pain and hurt but once it settles in your stomach it feels like a warming bonfire that hardens your bones and fills your limbs with strength and energy. You are awake now, perhaps more than you've ever been.
The other men watch as you drink and laugh at your expressions. Then, the giant form of Tayr Siyef appears over the edge of hill at a run. He shouts something at his men and most of them quickly mount their horses and race up and over the hill. A few others bring a horse to the Tayr as well as a spear and a flask.
"Friend Uralll! I'm glad you are here. I've found quite the specimen to tackle today. You will soon see and participate in a sacred tradition of my people. It is a hunt, but it is also a story, a picture of a Tayr and how he should rule his kingdom." His expression is bright and eager and full of energy.
Uralll breaks into a grin, baring his teeth and tusks, takes his spear, and takes off running towards the hill
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
every hour that platy doesn't show up I burn a platypus at the stake *a stake appears in the distance with a platypus strapped to it and I'm holding a torch
first one is burned
2nd one is burned
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
every hour that platy doesn't show up I burn a platypus at the stake *a stake appears in the distance with a platypus strapped to it and I'm holding a torch
first one is burned
2nd one is burned
*we may run out of stake before platy shows up*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
every hour that platy doesn't show up I burn a platypus at the stake *a stake appears in the distance with a platypus strapped to it and I'm holding a torch
first one is burned
2nd one is burned
*we may run out of stake before platy shows up*
*nah I always have more stakes and platypuses "a mountain of stakes and platypuses appear behind me*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
every hour that platy doesn't show up I burn a platypus at the stake *a stake appears in the distance with a platypus strapped to it and I'm holding a torch
first one is burned
2nd one is burned
*we may run out of stake before platy shows up*
*nah I always have more stakes and platypuses "a mountain of stakes and platypuses appear behind me*
I think platy platypused out.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
every hour that platy doesn't show up I burn a platypus at the stake *a stake appears in the distance with a platypus strapped to it and I'm holding a torch
first one is burned
2nd one is burned
*we may run out of stake before platy shows up*
*nah I always have more stakes and platypuses "a mountain of stakes and platypuses appear behind me*
I think platy platypused out.
3rd one is burned and the 4th one
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*I am full of inspiration, today, my dear Yvonne, and I have an idea for a monster!*
*How lovely!.. well, lovely for us. For whoever you decide to sic the monster on... maybe not so much. What's the idea?*
*introducing: The Mother of Puppets! I’ve been having fun turning specific concepts or emotions into people/monsters, and the mother of puppets is the embodiment of control and addiction. Using what are called Puppet dice, it can influence events to put people under its sway, even when it is not physically present. If its influence grows enough, the mother of puppets manifests physically and can then fight/be fought. Her physical manifestation is sort of Drider adjacent, and she has an ability that lets her turn people into her thralls using webbing to puppeteer them. She can also, when her influence affects one person in particular, turn that person into a sort of avatar for them, taking control of their body periodically in exchange for powers akin to a warlock.*
*I really love the concept- it's suitably spooky and has lots of potential for story hooks! I could see a person playing a Warlock who's the chosen avatar of the Mother of Puppets, and having some interesting interactions as a result.*
*I also had an idea of sorts- it's mostly backstory stuff for the Grand Architect, but it has some lore that'd be... well, not enormously impactful, but might add some history to the realm. Would you like to hear it?*
*Could I also know about it, if it involves stuff that happened when the Merfolk were still around?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*I am full of inspiration, today, my dear Yvonne, and I have an idea for a monster!*
*How lovely!.. well, lovely for us. For whoever you decide to sic the monster on... maybe not so much. What's the idea?*
*introducing: The Mother of Puppets! I’ve been having fun turning specific concepts or emotions into people/monsters, and the mother of puppets is the embodiment of control and addiction. Using what are called Puppet dice, it can influence events to put people under its sway, even when it is not physically present. If its influence grows enough, the mother of puppets manifests physically and can then fight/be fought. Her physical manifestation is sort of Drider adjacent, and she has an ability that lets her turn people into her thralls using webbing to puppeteer them. She can also, when her influence affects one person in particular, turn that person into a sort of avatar for them, taking control of their body periodically in exchange for powers akin to a warlock.*
*I really love the concept- it's suitably spooky and has lots of potential for story hooks! I could see a person playing a Warlock who's the chosen avatar of the Mother of Puppets, and having some interesting interactions as a result.*
*I also had an idea of sorts- it's mostly backstory stuff for the Grand Architect, but it has some lore that'd be... well, not enormously impactful, but might add some history to the realm. Would you like to hear it?*
*Could I also know about it, if it involves stuff that happened when the Merfolk were still around?*
*We need a name for our continent*
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fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*I am full of inspiration, today, my dear Yvonne, and I have an idea for a monster!*
*How lovely!.. well, lovely for us. For whoever you decide to sic the monster on... maybe not so much. What's the idea?*
*introducing: The Mother of Puppets! I’ve been having fun turning specific concepts or emotions into people/monsters, and the mother of puppets is the embodiment of control and addiction. Using what are called Puppet dice, it can influence events to put people under its sway, even when it is not physically present. If its influence grows enough, the mother of puppets manifests physically and can then fight/be fought. Her physical manifestation is sort of Drider adjacent, and she has an ability that lets her turn people into her thralls using webbing to puppeteer them. She can also, when her influence affects one person in particular, turn that person into a sort of avatar for them, taking control of their body periodically in exchange for powers akin to a warlock.*
*I really love the concept- it's suitably spooky and has lots of potential for story hooks! I could see a person playing a Warlock who's the chosen avatar of the Mother of Puppets, and having some interesting interactions as a result.*
*I also had an idea of sorts- it's mostly backstory stuff for the Grand Architect, but it has some lore that'd be... well, not enormously impactful, but might add some history to the realm. Would you like to hear it?*
*Could I also know about it, if it involves stuff that happened when the Merfolk were still around?*
*We need a name for our continent*
... Oh shoot yeah we need a name. Maybe... What was the name for the moon you suggested?
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*I am full of inspiration, today, my dear Yvonne, and I have an idea for a monster!*
*How lovely!.. well, lovely for us. For whoever you decide to sic the monster on... maybe not so much. What's the idea?*
*introducing: The Mother of Puppets! I’ve been having fun turning specific concepts or emotions into people/monsters, and the mother of puppets is the embodiment of control and addiction. Using what are called Puppet dice, it can influence events to put people under its sway, even when it is not physically present. If its influence grows enough, the mother of puppets manifests physically and can then fight/be fought. Her physical manifestation is sort of Drider adjacent, and she has an ability that lets her turn people into her thralls using webbing to puppeteer them. She can also, when her influence affects one person in particular, turn that person into a sort of avatar for them, taking control of their body periodically in exchange for powers akin to a warlock.*
*I really love the concept- it's suitably spooky and has lots of potential for story hooks! I could see a person playing a Warlock who's the chosen avatar of the Mother of Puppets, and having some interesting interactions as a result.*
*I also had an idea of sorts- it's mostly backstory stuff for the Grand Architect, but it has some lore that'd be... well, not enormously impactful, but might add some history to the realm. Would you like to hear it?*
*Could I also know about it, if it involves stuff that happened when the Merfolk were still around?*
*We need a name for our continent*
... Oh shoot yeah we need a name. Maybe... What was the name for the moon you suggested?
Azeria?
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Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
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*domain expansion platypus burning site*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*I do have to leave for a little while soon, but keep on burnin'*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*if platy wins this I will destroy my own settlement and restart*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*you got a comically large self-destruct button in there or smth?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Nah I have a secret nuke factory that will blow up at any second*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*gtg. see you eventually*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*see you at the duel*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
first one is burned
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
It takes several hours, but after that time, the relic is about halfway out of the stone- and it's an odd relic indeed. What looks like a misshapen suit of silver-and-bronze armor, standing at about eight feet tall, its insides packed with dried clay. The statue-like artifact has no discernable head- only a bronze dome that connects to the top of its body. On its chest, and on each of its three-fingered gauntlets, is a crest- Two golden wyverns, with the arcs of their tails and heads forming a ring-like shape.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
For you, the flask is only a small swig, but it burns like venom. Your tongue is scalded and it sears its way down your throat, relishing the pain it causes you. It hits your brain like a hammer blow and even manages to burn up to your nose and fill it with a blazing sensation. The initial shock of this is just pain and hurt but once it settles in your stomach it feels like a warming bonfire that hardens your bones and fills your limbs with strength and energy. You are awake now, perhaps more than you've ever been.
The other men watch as you drink and laugh at your expressions. Then, the giant form of Tayr Siyef appears over the edge of hill at a run. He shouts something at his men and most of them quickly mount their horses and race up and over the hill. A few others bring a horse to the Tayr as well as a spear and a flask.
"Friend Uralll! I'm glad you are here. I've found quite the specimen to tackle today. You will soon see and participate in a sacred tradition of my people. It is a hunt, but it is also a story, a picture of a Tayr and how he should rule his kingdom." His expression is bright and eager and full of energy.
Uralll breaks into a grin, baring his teeth and tusks, takes his spear, and takes off running towards the hill
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
2nd one is burned
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*we may run out of stake before platy shows up*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*nah I always have more stakes and platypuses "a mountain of stakes and platypuses appear behind me*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
I think platy platypused out.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
3rd one is burned and the 4th one
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Could I also know about it, if it involves stuff that happened when the Merfolk were still around?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*We need a name for our continent*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
... Oh shoot yeah we need a name. Maybe... What was the name for the moon you suggested?
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Azeria?
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread