I have decided, I am bored with a flash of light all of the great beasts become tattoos again tiaordiah
"Oh? Your little pets are retreating? Well, that just makes it easier for me!" I shrink back down into a normal sized cat, and thump my tail on the battlefield. A giant space laser is now targeting Circle. I'd advise everyone to back away.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
Oh. Theres one problem with that. Actually, multiple. But heres the most obvious. You see, I've been embodied by the aspect of Order itself, Ma'at, y'know... the Universe. And uh... Order doesn't really like Chaos. And that spell you did there? Thats chaos. So... The universe kinda just... rejects it. Regurgitates it. Along with a chunk of matter next to you.
But, I have something else to end this without giving up! Self hypnosis when you cast to many spells you are forced to switch sides!
I work in occult reality-warping, not spells, I'm afraid. I have something I like to call "Flow," a mix of chaotic and orderly energy. It's based on the current state of the universe that I have woven my tendrils into. It's closer to psionics than spellcasting.
It basically means I define truth whenever no one is able to defy my orders. Gonzalo works in Order, and Gibber in Chaos, so either of them could attempt to counter my moves.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I have decided, I am bored with a flash of light all of the great beasts become tattoos again tiaordiah
"Oh? Your little pets are retreating? Well, that just makes it easier for me!" I shrink back down into a normal sized cat, and thump my tail on the battlefield. A giant space laser is now targeting Circle. I'd advise everyone to back away.
I respect the laser, if I was there I would back away.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I have decided, I am bored with a flash of light all of the great beasts become tattoos again tiaordiah
I throw a miniature Jeff idol at you. It attempts to clean away your tattoos in your moment of weakness, and also extracts any clay from your body and inventory like a mosquito.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I have decided, I am bored with a flash of light all of the great beasts become tattoos again tiaordiah
“So you choose to face me and Gonzalo. Two against one hardly seems fair, but I suppose those tattoos grant you the power of your Great Beasts, so let us do battle. I have so waited for my time to show what I can do, even without my creations some would call unholy, others would adore.”
The sky rends open, gushing caustic, infected gore. Thousands of corpses rain down, unable to stop screaming even in death, before rising and attacking in a desperate plea for mercy from something far greater than what they face. A massive, quivering eye made of stolen viscera stares down. The only thing that can be gleaned from it is that whatever is manipulating it is hungry, and will not settle for scraps this time.
“Hahaha! Never change, lord of horrors. Never change.”
The eye swivels in an ungainly way. "Oh, my beloved Draken Brine, I change all the time. Always in perfect form, though. Must remain in tip-top shape! Can't be looking like a slob in front of the guests, you agree?"
“I meant your personality, you fossil. But you do you. Watch your eye though.”
"You mistakenly assume this eye belongs to me. It's more... rented. Wait 'till something hits it. Then we can start the real show!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
This is all actually kind of sad, I feel like everyone was just getting ready to obliterate the enemy and now its over. I still want to see what you all had in store!
The sky rends open, gushing caustic, infected gore. Thousands of corpses rain down, unable to stop screaming even in death, before rising and attacking in a desperate plea for mercy from something far greater than what they face. A massive, quivering eye made of stolen viscera stares down. The only thing that can be gleaned from it is that whatever is manipulating it is hungry, and will not settle for scraps this time.
“Hahaha! Never change, lord of horrors. Never change.”
The eye swivels in an ungainly way. "Oh, my beloved Draken Brine, I change all the time. Always in perfect form, though. Must remain in tip-top shape! Can't be looking like a slob in front of the guests, you agree?"
“I meant your personality, you fossil. But you do you. Watch your eye though.”
"You mistakenly assume this eye belongs to me. It's more... rented. Wait 'till something hits it. Then we can start the real show!"
“He. We’ll see Baalz. Though it seems our opponent retreats. If you wish, we could have dinner in my tower. I have a few failed experiments you can feast upon.”
This is all actually kind of sad, I feel like everyone was just getting ready to obliterate the enemy and now its over. I still want to see what you all had in store!
I put a training dummy out in the battle field.
Hit it soldiers! Group training!
Yeah... I kind of wanted to see more godmodding, honestly.
That way I could abuse my support role to the maxxxx
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
This is all actually kind of sad, I feel like everyone was just getting ready to obliterate the enemy and now its over. I still want to see what you all had in store!
I put a training dummy out in the battle field.
Hit it soldiers! Group training!
fifty orbital laser beams target the training dummy. "I suggest everyone put sunglasses on. And step away. And hide in the nearest depleated uranium bunker."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
This is all actually kind of sad, I feel like everyone was just getting ready to obliterate the enemy and now its over. I still want to see what you all had in store!
I put a training dummy out in the battle field.
Hit it soldiers! Group training!
Yeah... I kind of wanted to see more godmodding, honestly.
That way I could abuse my support role to the maxxxx
I really wanted to see what you had in store Baalz, its been way too long
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
This is all actually kind of sad, I feel like everyone was just getting ready to obliterate the enemy and now its over. I still want to see what you all had in store!
I put a training dummy out in the battle field.
Hit it soldiers! Group training!
fifty orbital laser beams target the training dummy. "I suggest everyone put sunglasses on. And step away. And hide in the nearest depleated uranium bunker."
I respect all fifty orbital lasers and step back
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
This is all actually kind of sad, I feel like everyone was just getting ready to obliterate the enemy and now its over. I still want to see what you all had in store!
I put a training dummy out in the battle field.
Hit it soldiers.
“OPEN THE GATES TO ALL THE REALMS!” The previous spikes that sprouted from the ground hum with electricity as their points meet in the center, creating a wave of energy felt in the souls of those who have them. From this point, waves of my creations fall and fly, prepared to do anything I say. “DESTROY THIS TARGET! YOUR MEALS SHALL DOUBLE FOR THE NIGHT!” With those words, they rush it, biting and scratching and burning and freezing and melting and all those other destructive terms.
"You mistakenly assume this eye belongs to me. It's more... rented. Wait 'till something hits it. Then we can start the real show!"
“He. We’ll see Baalz. Though it seems our opponent retreats. If you wish, we could have dinner in my tower. I have a few failed experiments you can feast upon.”
"Oooh, I do adore the tainted flesh you make! And those oh-so-crunchy machines you leave in the garbage from time-to-time! I will gladly join you, brother."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
This is all actually kind of sad, I feel like everyone was just getting ready to obliterate the enemy and now its over. I still want to see what you all had in store!
I put a training dummy out in the battle field.
Hit it soldiers! Group training!
It gets buried in a tomb of clay. It then becomes clay itself. All of it gets sacrificed to Jeff the Evil Roomba, and I put another dummy up.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*:3*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"Oh? Your little pets are retreating? Well, that just makes it easier for me!" I shrink back down into a normal sized cat, and thump my tail on the battlefield. A giant space laser is now targeting Circle. I'd advise everyone to back away.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I work in occult reality-warping, not spells, I'm afraid. I have something I like to call "Flow," a mix of chaotic and orderly energy. It's based on the current state of the universe that I have woven my tendrils into. It's closer to psionics than spellcasting.
It basically means I define truth whenever no one is able to defy my orders. Gonzalo works in Order, and Gibber in Chaos, so either of them could attempt to counter my moves.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Might return later. Currently no enemies I have signed the peace treaty.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I respect the laser, if I was there I would back away.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Oh. Okay! So we won? Nice!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I throw a miniature Jeff idol at you. It attempts to clean away your tattoos in your moment of weakness, and also extracts any clay from your body and inventory like a mosquito.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
What peace treaty?
Either way though that's a wrap guys, job well done. Easy victory for the greater good.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Oh, wait, it's already over? Neat.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“So you choose to face me and Gonzalo. Two against one hardly seems fair, but I suppose those tattoos grant you the power of your Great Beasts, so let us do battle. I have so waited for my time to show what I can do, even without my creations some would call unholy, others would adore.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"You mistakenly assume this eye belongs to me. It's more... rented. Wait 'till something hits it. Then we can start the real show!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
This is all actually kind of sad, I feel like everyone was just getting ready to obliterate the enemy and now its over. I still want to see what you all had in store!
I put a training dummy out in the battle field.
Hit it soldiers! Group training!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“He. We’ll see Baalz. Though it seems our opponent retreats. If you wish, we could have dinner in my tower. I have a few failed experiments you can feast upon.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Yeah... I kind of wanted to see more godmodding, honestly.
That way I could abuse my support role to the maxxxx
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
fifty orbital laser beams target the training dummy. "I suggest everyone put sunglasses on. And step away. And hide in the nearest depleated uranium bunker."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
I really wanted to see what you had in store Baalz, its been way too long
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I respect all fifty orbital lasers and step back
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“OPEN THE GATES TO ALL THE REALMS!” The previous spikes that sprouted from the ground hum with electricity as their points meet in the center, creating a wave of energy felt in the souls of those who have them. From this point, waves of my creations fall and fly, prepared to do anything I say. “DESTROY THIS TARGET! YOUR MEALS SHALL DOUBLE FOR THE NIGHT!” With those words, they rush it, biting and scratching and burning and freezing and melting and all those other destructive terms.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
"Oooh, I do adore the tainted flesh you make! And those oh-so-crunchy machines you leave in the garbage from time-to-time! I will gladly join you, brother."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It gets buried in a tomb of clay. It then becomes clay itself. All of it gets sacrificed to Jeff the Evil Roomba, and I put another dummy up.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ