The cat meows, and suddenly, the battlefield blazes with a harsh golden light, the winds locked in chains. "Ha. Nice try. But I am the Favourite of the Favourite of the Favourite of the aspect of Order. So, I think I'm calling the shots here." The winds shatter like glass, and Draken gets returned to the battlefield.
“Why thank you, Gonzalo. I suppose it is time for me to stop relying on my strongest strength, and perhaps train what has been weakened after so many years on inactivity.” I shed my disguise of indiscernible form, revealing my true self.
The sky rends open, gushing caustic, infected gore. Thousands of corpses rain down, unable to stop screaming even in death, before rising and attacking in a desperate plea for mercy from something far greater than what they face. A massive, quivering eye made of stolen viscera stares down. The only thing that can be gleaned from it is that whatever is manipulating it is hungry, and will not settle for scraps this time.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Cultists of Jeff! clay barrage is ready! Reply when prepared!
YAAAA CLAY BARAGE!!!!!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
King Dragon Slayer watches from his throne, once again grateful for the spells which allow him to watch from his friends eyes. A game of cards with a child from the city entertains him and he laughs, both at the fun of the game, and at how swiftly this war shall come to its conclusion, with the cult of beasts fallen along with the rubble.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“Oh, imagination is it? So MY restraints are lifted then? Well well well. I suppose anything goes now.” The ground rumbles as spikes the size of towers rise from the ground, circling the field of battle. “I shall await for my orders to be given. I control beasts, but not my allies. Just know that with a flick of my wrist, these towers will open a portal to my chambers, and my chambers are quite cramp.”
Ok I start spinning, my beasts give me a power boost I become a giant tornado and throw you off the battlefield!
“No matter. My weapons need not me to be present.”
*cracks knuckle* destroying beam I call upon a beam to destroy you all (yay I win) but end up destroying reality and everything beyond it!
"Uh. No. I dont think so." A harsh golden light eminates throughout the universe, and the aspect of Order blasts through you, undoing that beam.
But that was just the Memverse, a Vr I destroyed the real reality and it can no longer be undone.
"I'm afraid you'll have to try harder than that. Your order and equation are all wrong. Too out of sync, out of flow, out of order. Not enough to scratch MY WORLD."
The sky rends open, gushing caustic, infected gore. Thousands of corpses rain down, unable to stop screaming even in death, before rising and attacking in a desperate plea for mercy from something far greater than what they face. A massive, quivering eye made of stolen viscera stares down. The only thing that can be gleaned from it is that whatever is manipulating it is hungry, and will not settle for scraps this time.
“Hahaha! Never change, lord of horrors. Never change.”
The sky rends open, gushing caustic, infected gore. Thousands of corpses rain down, unable to stop screaming even in death, before rising and attacking in a desperate plea for mercy from something far greater than what they face. A massive, quivering eye made of stolen viscera stares down. The only thing that can be gleaned from it is that whatever is manipulating it is hungry, and will not settle for scraps this time.
"... Oookay. So we have an eldritch demon on our side. Why not." The giant cat thumps their tail on the ground twice, and five clay jets whirl past the battlefield, deploying the Cultists of Jeff.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
"I'm just here for the meal. I'm not on anyone's side. I'm going to butcher you and all your pretty little deities. You will make a fine before-dinner snack."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
*Can we all agree on no hypnotism? It really is just a bore. I’m not saying this to counter Circle, but it is just a way to steal your agency as a person in this.*
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
Oh. Theres one problem with that. Actually, multiple. But heres the most obvious. You see, I've been embodied by the aspect of Order itself, Ma'at, y'know... the Universe. And uh... Order doesn't really like Chaos. And that spell you did there? Thats chaos. So... The universe kinda just... rejects it. Regurgitates it. Along with a chunk of matter next to you.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
*Can we all agree on no hypnotism? It really is just a bore. I’m not saying this to counter Circle, but it is just a way to steal your agency as a person in this.*
*Yeah, same here.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
*Can we all agree on no hypnotism? It really is just a bore. I’m not saying this to counter Circle, but it is just a way to steal your agency as a person in this.*
*agree. I've also been doing this whole 'aspect of order' things to counter anything too op, and not just for circle, for anyone, but if someone wants me to stop, I can stop.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
*Can we all agree on no hypnotism? It really is just a bore. I’m not saying this to counter Circle, but it is just a way to steal your agency as a person in this.*
*Yeah, that's agreeable. Plus, what's the fun in us all making peace?*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
*Can we all agree on no hypnotism? It really is just a bore. I’m not saying this to counter Circle, but it is just a way to steal your agency as a person in this.*
*hypnotism is too close to taking away peoples ability to imagine and decide what they do for themself, which in turn stops people from participating fairly in the war. Whilst we can't ban anything in a war like this, I believe it perfectly reasonable for characters to have wards and protection spells up to stop such a thing from controlling their mind.*
“Why thank you, Gonzalo. I suppose it is time for me to stop relying on my strongest strength, and perhaps train what has been weakened after so many years on inactivity.” I shed my disguise of indiscernible form, revealing my true self.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
The sky rends open, gushing caustic, infected gore. Thousands of corpses rain down, unable to stop screaming even in death, before rising and attacking in a desperate plea for mercy from something far greater than what they face. A massive, quivering eye made of stolen viscera stares down. The only thing that can be gleaned from it is that whatever is manipulating it is hungry, and will not settle for scraps this time.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
YAAAA CLAY BARAGE!!!!!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
King Dragon Slayer watches from his throne, once again grateful for the spells which allow him to watch from his friends eyes. A game of cards with a child from the city entertains him and he laughs, both at the fun of the game, and at how swiftly this war shall come to its conclusion, with the cult of beasts fallen along with the rubble.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Think you are strong I cast strength in numbers it makes you all betray your own side and join mine no immunity or way to undo it!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"I'm afraid you'll have to try harder than that. Your order and equation are all wrong. Too out of sync, out of flow, out of order. Not enough to scratch MY WORLD."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“Hahaha! Never change, lord of horrors. Never change.”
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*This is going to be very chaotic. But very fun.*
The Jeff Cultist talks into a very hidden radio (spoiler: it's not really). "Ire-Fay the Lay-Cay Arrage-Bay.'
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"... Oookay. So we have an eldritch demon on our side. Why not." The giant cat thumps their tail on the ground twice, and five clay jets whirl past the battlefield, deploying the Cultists of Jeff.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Colon. Three. (and auto spam finder this ain't spam)*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
I cast strength in numbers description in my last post!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"I'm just here for the meal. I'm not on anyone's side. I'm going to butcher you and all your pretty little deities. You will make a fine before-dinner snack."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Can we all agree on no hypnotism? It really is just a bore. I’m not saying this to counter Circle, but it is just a way to steal your agency as a person in this.*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Oh. Theres one problem with that. Actually, multiple. But heres the most obvious. You see, I've been embodied by the aspect of Order itself, Ma'at, y'know... the Universe. And uh... Order doesn't really like Chaos. And that spell you did there? Thats chaos. So... The universe kinda just... rejects it. Regurgitates it. Along with a chunk of matter next to you.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Not necessarily in that order, tho. I join your side then betray you instantly.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Yeah, same here.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Bits of the world are twisting to binary, and a large screen shows up in the sky
*GTG...*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*agree. I've also been doing this whole 'aspect of order' things to counter anything too op, and not just for circle, for anyone, but if someone wants me to stop, I can stop.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Yeah, that's agreeable. Plus, what's the fun in us all making peace?*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*hypnotism is too close to taking away peoples ability to imagine and decide what they do for themself, which in turn stops people from participating fairly in the war. Whilst we can't ban anything in a war like this, I believe it perfectly reasonable for characters to have wards and protection spells up to stop such a thing from controlling their mind.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.