Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
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Basic Rules (2014)
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"... I just wanted to know... But... I mean, are you happier with him...?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
".. He was very kind to me. He talked to me about all of this and... And helped me analyze my feelings towards it all. He helped me know I.. I needed surety and closure with her.. So my friend Harvey helped me write her a letter"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Rp, anyone?*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"... Well, how happy is he with you...?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Hmm..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*You still have to kill omar*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"I told her how much I missed her and I... I wanted to know if she still.. Wanted to be with me. I got a response a couple days later and Ive... I memorized it...
Dear impostor,
You have crossed a line acting like ka Makana. Clearly, you do not realize how things ended between us and what words she left with me. Whatever you think you're doing, I expect an explanation. I will not fall into your trap, but I will find who you are and I will ruin you. Send a letter explaining who you are and why youve done what you have, or I'll unleash whatever wrath I have to.
From Iolani"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"... I... I just... I'm... well, like you said before... does this really mean nothing to you...?"
He opens his wallet and pulls out the silver card.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Hmm..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*what's the deal with that silver card?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I've waited this long. I can wait longer*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"... And here I thought having my daughter kidnapped by a snake was the weirdest thing that would happen today..."
He sighs.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"There was.. More to it. Invisible ink... Coordinates and...
'Makana, if this is truly you, and youve somehow changed your mind about the horrible things you wrote in the past, then it is up to you to prove youre not doing this to torment an old woman. This curse story feels so fabticated and from someone seeking to take advantage of me. But if it is you... Find what I lost at the coordinates on the front. Youre the only one who knows what that is. And after you do... We may speak. But be prepared to explain the below...'
She... She proceeded to quote the letter she thought I had left her years earlier... Th-that night... I think the haliae left it. It was.. It was absolutely terrible... It-It said.." She stutters a bit, clearly pained and angry
"Dear Iolani,
I’m sorry. I know what I said last night. I know what I’ve said the past 10 years we’ve been together. I know I told you I loved you ʻoi aku ma mua o ke kai, nā hōkū, ka mahina, nā nalu a me nā pūpū a pau o nā kahakai, but that hasn’t been true for a long time. The waves and winds of the ocean have always been my only loves, and where my loyalty and devotion lie. When you first asked me out, I cared for you, and I didn’t want to hurt the demigod who’s been kind to me. I said yes, I led you on, and I said I felt the same because I didn’t want to hurt you. Last night, when you proposed, I did the same. I was wrong, and I said yes because I didn’t want to break your heart, but over the hours of tears and thought tonight, I knew I had to write this to you. While I care, I’ve never loved you in that way, and I was wrong to go along with your feelings to make you happy.
This charade has exhausted me, and slowly eaten away at all the love and care I've had. I’m too exhausted to keep this going, and seeing your face makes me feel too much guilt and shame to handle. It has made a part of me want to hate you. To blame you for how distraught and hurt I've felt losing control of my life. I’m sorry, but I’ve made the nearly impossible decision to leave while you were asleep. It’s better for both of us this way. You won’t have to hear this all in person, and can find someone new without feeling the conflicted feelings of me being there. Someone better for you. Someone human like you are… You don’t deserve someone cruel and lying like me.
Please, Iolani, don’t try to find me. I’ve taken the apo with me so you can’t use it to scry on me. You can make one that’s new and untainted for your aloha hou. I hope she gives you what I couldn’t. If you attempt to find me travelling, you won’t find my hiding places throughout the vast and powerful seas. I’ll go places you don’t know, depths you cannot travel to. Continue building your classes up. Teach the children you love to help. Live your life without me. You won’t find me before the end. I’m sorry it has to be this way, but it is for the best.
Na ke kai, ka lā, nā hōkū, nā kūpuna, a me nā akua e kiaʻi i kou ola hou. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo mai kahi mea aloha maoli iā ʻoe. May your divine tears lead you to new heights, with new joys.
One final apology from the waves your unrequited love went to,
- Ka Makana i nalowale"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"That... That's horrible, Makana... I am deeply sorry you had to experience that... but... well, what do you want to happen?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.