“Wwwoooaaahhh! I figured out forg new thing!” He pulls a small celestial bronze thing from a pouch tied to his side. It’s a small figurine of Magog. “For you!”
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
“Australia?” He guesses.
"Pretty bloody obvious mate!!"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
“Australia?” He guesses.
"Pretty bloody obvious mate!!"
“Isn’t bloody a bad word there?”
She facepalms "Crikey mate its one of the least 'bad' explicative on the planet"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
“Australia?” He guesses.
"Pretty bloody obvious mate!!"
“Isn’t bloody a bad word there?”
She facepalms "Crikey mate its one of the least 'bad' explicative on the planet"
“Oh. So… why did you tame that thing? Do you know that you’re a demigod?”
“Wwwoooaaahhh! I figured out forg new thing!” He pulls a small celestial bronze thing from a pouch tied to his side. It’s a small figurine of Magog. “For you!”
*he hasn't seen all of magog, so I imagine he made up the parts he hasn't seen*
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
“Australia?” He guesses.
"Pretty bloody obvious mate!!"
“Isn’t bloody a bad word there?”
She facepalms "Crikey mate its one of the least 'bad' explicative on the planet"
“Oh. So… why did you tame that thing? Do you know that you’re a demigod?”
"Duh..? Lady Artemis knew before I did. Told me years ago. Why wouldnt I tame one?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
“Australia?” He guesses.
"Pretty bloody obvious mate!!"
“Isn’t bloody a bad word there?”
She facepalms "Crikey mate its one of the least 'bad' explicative on the planet"
“Oh. So… why did you tame that thing? Do you know that you’re a demigod?”
"Duh..? Lady Artemis knew before I did. Told me years ago. Why wouldnt I tame one?"
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
“Australia?” He guesses.
"Pretty bloody obvious mate!!"
“Isn’t bloody a bad word there?”
She facepalms "Crikey mate its one of the least 'bad' explicative on the planet"
“Oh. So… why did you tame that thing? Do you know that you’re a demigod?”
"Duh..? Lady Artemis knew before I did. Told me years ago. Why wouldnt I tame one?"
“Oh. Are you a hunter?”
"... Mate... Do you need every minor thing spelled out for ya..? Yeah, clearly, Im a hunter"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"Yer not gettin any, mate! Ya look to have 'nough bones already"
“How’d you get it? And what’s your name?”
"Caught 'im? Tamed 'im? How d'ya think?? Im Isa"
“Isa. Where?”
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
“Australia?” He guesses.
"Pretty bloody obvious mate!!"
“Isn’t bloody a bad word there?”
She facepalms "Crikey mate its one of the least 'bad' explicative on the planet"
“Oh. So… why did you tame that thing? Do you know that you’re a demigod?”
"Duh..? Lady Artemis knew before I did. Told me years ago. Why wouldnt I tame one?"
“Oh. Are you a hunter?”
"... Mate... Do you need every minor thing spelled out for ya..? Yeah, clearly, Im a hunter"
a large shape rises out of the water. larger than magogs heads. rounded. its another head, the connection point for all magog's necks. this central head has many glowing eyes and sharp teeth. it opens its mouth, and inside, inside is the upper body of a person, attached like a tounge.
"that's really clever!"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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“Wwwoooaaahhh! I figured out forg new thing!” He pulls a small celestial bronze thing from a pouch tied to his side. It’s a small figurine of Magog. “For you!”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Back where Im from, mate!! Where else do birds get knives??" She motions to the bird's 6 inch long claws *Yes. That is accurate. These thing's feet will kill anyone irl*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Australia?” He guesses.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Pretty bloody obvious mate!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Isn’t bloody a bad word there?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Alex puts a piece of tinfoil on the knife, it vanishes, “Hey Evan!”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“Hey.” He sighs. “What’re you up to?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
She facepalms "Crikey mate its one of the least 'bad' explicative on the planet"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“I was bored, sharpening a knife.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“Oh. So… why did you tame that thing? Do you know that you’re a demigod?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
“Try practicing with it. It’s always useful to have some skill with a weapon despite having Zeus’s powers.“
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*he hasn't seen all of magog, so I imagine he made up the parts he hasn't seen*
"thank.....you.......Fredrick.....who.....says....you....****y......make.......cubes?.......it......looks......great!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Duh..? Lady Artemis knew before I did. Told me years ago. Why wouldnt I tame one?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“Many tiny cubes put in shapes! Interlocking!”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
“Oh. Are you a hunter?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"... Mate... Do you need every minor thing spelled out for ya..? Yeah, clearly, Im a hunter"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“I was practicing, it got dull and needed to be sharpened.”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
“Sorry! I guess we’re all dumb demigods to you.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
“Ah. Why a knife?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
a large shape rises out of the water. larger than magogs heads. rounded. its another head, the connection point for all magog's necks. this central head has many glowing eyes and sharp teeth. it opens its mouth, and inside, inside is the upper body of a person, attached like a tounge.
"that's really clever!"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!