*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
"there are monsters out there. I don't like your chances"
“Yeah, that’s the point.”
she sighs. "I don't know what's going through your head, but you cant kill yourself. yes, going into a place full of monsters counts. that would just be another person you kill, and I know you don't want to do that"
“Monsters aren’t people.” He growls.
"are you sure? some can talk, and reason, and think. they might not be humans, but they are people"
“Not the ones that want to kill demigods.”
"you killed demigods. are you a person?"
*or are you the monster, rawr, rawr?*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*Thief!*
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He starts crying. “Do it now. I can’t hurt anyone else. The first two times might have been mistakes, but the next, it’ll probably be on purpose.”
"No clue!" he stops playing
She stands up, walks over to him with lightning in her eyes and... Slaps him. "Shut up. You don't get to beg for death, not when you couldn't give me the same charity."
“Oh. Where did you find it?”
“Death isn’t a charity! It’s a punishment! I’ll for sure go to the Fields of Punishment and never be able to hurt anyone ever again.”
"Forges."
"Shut up, Evan. You're not gonna die today, and you're not gonna try and kill anybody else. In fact, I'm locking you in here until you get your [GP] together!"
“Oh, I haven’t been around there much. What’s it like?”
“I’ll never get my (GP) together…”
"Don't know. I kinda just, stole this after I went there to check it out."
"We'll see.."
“Um… maybe you should, I don’t know, return it?”
“Yeah. We will.” He sighs, sniffling, and grabs a tissue. “I guess our little siblings are also fated for a life of evil.”
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
*He’ll be back eventually, assuming he isn’t the one to die. He’ll be really, really unstable, but he’ll be available to roleplay with :>*
"there are monsters out there. I don't like your chances"
“Yeah, that’s the point.”
she sighs. "I don't know what's going through your head, but you cant kill yourself. yes, going into a place full of monsters counts. that would just be another person you kill, and I know you don't want to do that"
“Monsters aren’t people.” He growls.
"are you sure? some can talk, and reason, and think. they might not be humans, but they are people"
“Not the ones that want to kill demigods.”
"you killed demigods. are you a person?"
*or are you the monster, rawr, rawr?*
*RAWR RAWR RAWR (das one of my top three songs.)*
“Literally, I’m a person. But figuratively, I’m a monster just like them.”
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
*He’ll be back eventually, assuming he isn’t the one to die. He’ll be really, really unstable, but he’ll be available to roleplay with :>*
*Yay! I like your other chars, though. Hope you do too.*
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*Thief!*
*my darling, you really need to lock your doors. It was incredibly easy to sneak through your window and steal all of your personal belongings. Twice.*
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
*Sorry... Im slow and stupid and worthless*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
*Sorry... Im slow and stupid and worthless*
*CHRIS DON’T SAY THAT MY QUEST’LL PROLLY BE EVEN SLOWER. IT’S JUST THE QUESTS THEMSELVES.*
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
*Sorry... Im slow and stupid and worthless*
*SHUSH*
*it is not your fault, the adventure you’ve been running so far has been awesome, and it’s alright that you’re taking a break from running it because you’re stressed with finals*
"there are monsters out there. I don't like your chances"
“Yeah, that’s the point.”
she sighs. "I don't know what's going through your head, but you cant kill yourself. yes, going into a place full of monsters counts. that would just be another person you kill, and I know you don't want to do that"
“Monsters aren’t people.” He growls.
"are you sure? some can talk, and reason, and think. they might not be humans, but they are people"
“Not the ones that want to kill demigods.”
"you killed demigods. are you a person?"
*or are you the monster, rawr, rawr?*
*RAWR RAWR RAWR (das one of my top three songs.)*
“Literally, I’m a person. But figuratively, I’m a monster just like them.”
"and so, by your logic, killing monsters is another murder, if you're just like them"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
*Sorry... Im slow and stupid and worthless*
*SHUSH*
*it is not your fault, the adventure you’ve been running so far has been awesome, and it’s alright that you’re taking a break from running it because you’re stressed with finals*
*You dont need to lie to me. I know Im not a good DM.*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
*Sorry... Im slow and stupid and worthless*
*SHUSH*
*it is not your fault, the adventure you’ve been running so far has been awesome, and it’s alright that you’re taking a break from running it because you’re stressed with finals*
*You dont need to lie to me. I know Im not a good DM.*
*We’re only 49 pages to 3,000. I’ve been counting.*
*Wow how many messages have you deleted? Youre a full page ahead of me*
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"there are monsters out there. I don't like your chances"
“Yeah, that’s the point.”
she sighs. "I don't know what's going through your head, but you cant kill yourself. yes, going into a place full of monsters counts. that would just be another person you kill, and I know you don't want to do that"
“Monsters aren’t people.” He growls.
"are you sure? some can talk, and reason, and think. they might not be humans, but they are people"
“Not the ones that want to kill demigods.”
"you killed demigods. are you a person?"
*or are you the monster, rawr, rawr?*
*RAWR RAWR RAWR (das one of my top three songs.)*
“Literally, I’m a person. But figuratively, I’m a monster just like them.”
"and so, by your logic, killing monsters is another murder, if you're just like them"
“I guess so. But what if the monsters attack me first? According to this weird snake thing I met, that’s manslaughter.”
“Yeah. We will.” He sighs, sniffling, and grabs a tissue. “I guess our little siblings are also fated for a life of evil.”
"I will, later."
"You're the only evil one in this cabin, Evan.."
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*I’m doing great! Making a truly horrible monstrosity for me and Gibber’s soon to be released thread, and scheming for when the ✨Seemcret✨ about 💖Elijah💖 will finally be 🏳️🌈revealed🏳️🌈*
"you killed demigods. are you a person?"
*or are you the monster, rawr, rawr?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Thief!*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
“Um… maybe you should, I don’t know, return it?”
“Yeah. We will.” He sighs, sniffling, and grabs a tissue. “I guess our little siblings are also fated for a life of evil.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*It sucks that they’re all questing, never got a chance to rp with Elijah :(.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*He’ll be back eventually, assuming he isn’t the one to die. He’ll be really, really unstable, but he’ll be available to roleplay with :>*
*RAWR RAWR RAWR (das one of my top three songs.)*
“Literally, I’m a person. But figuratively, I’m a monster just like them.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Yay! I like your other chars, though. Hope you do too.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*my darling, you really need to lock your doors. It was incredibly easy to sneak through your window and steal all of your personal belongings. Twice.*
*Sorry... Im slow and stupid and worthless*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*CHRIS DON’T SAY THAT MY QUEST’LL PROLLY BE EVEN SLOWER. IT’S JUST THE QUESTS THEMSELVES.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*SHUSH*
*it is not your fault, the adventure you’ve been running so far has been awesome, and it’s alright that you’re taking a break from running it because you’re stressed with finals*
"and so, by your logic, killing monsters is another murder, if you're just like them"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*You dont need to lie to me. I know Im not a good DM.*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*We’re only 49 pages to 3,000. I’ve been counting.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*You’re better than me.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
*Wow how many messages have you deleted? Youre a full page ahead of me*
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
“I guess so. But what if the monsters attack me first? According to this weird snake thing I met, that’s manslaughter.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"I will, later."
"You're the only evil one in this cabin, Evan.."
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Idk. I make embarrassing posts sometimes.*
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!