“You’re creepy. Not the first person who threatened to kill me.”
"And if I have myway, I'll be the last."
“You already want to kill me?” He draws his bow.
"Jeez, paranoid, much?"
“Hey, like I said, you’re not the first person to try and kill me. Some friendly harpy attacked me and a healer dude got mad at me. He attacked me!”
"... Which harpy...?"
“Arpo, his name was.”
"... Not cool."
“He attacked me! Don’t tell me you’re like the other one.”
"I am."
“(GP) you. If someone attacked you, what would you do?”
"Kill em."
“Well that’s what I did.”
"But, since Arpo was my friend, I'm annoyed."
“Arpo attacked me!”
"And you killed him."
“I didn’t know he was friendly! He tried to eat me!”
"But you still killed him."
“A man eating harpy is not your friend. He could have attacked other campers. I did the world a favor.”
"... Oh really."
She puts the banana milk box in her pocket, standing up.
"You wanna repeat what you just said...?"
“I DID THE WORLD A FAVOR!”
"... Sure."
Initiative: 3
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“You’re creepy. Not the first person who threatened to kill me.”
"And if I have myway, I'll be the last."
“You already want to kill me?” He draws his bow.
"Jeez, paranoid, much?"
“Hey, like I said, you’re not the first person to try and kill me. Some friendly harpy attacked me and a healer dude got mad at me. He attacked me!”
"... Which harpy...?"
“Arpo, his name was.”
"... Not cool."
“He attacked me! Don’t tell me you’re like the other one.”
"I am."
“(GP) you. If someone attacked you, what would you do?”
"Kill em."
“Well that’s what I did.”
"But, since Arpo was my friend, I'm annoyed."
“Arpo attacked me!”
"And you killed him."
“I didn’t know he was friendly! He tried to eat me!”
"But you still killed him."
“A man eating harpy is not your friend. He could have attacked other campers. I did the world a favor.”
"... Oh really."
She puts the banana milk box in her pocket, standing up.
"You wanna repeat what you just said...?"
“I DID THE WORLD A FAVOR!”
"... Sure."
Initiative: 18
“A MAN EATING HARPY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU DIRTY (GP) AND IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU REALLY MUST BE CRAZY!”
Init: 9
The only thing crazy is the fact you're still alive.
Three bolts of energy fly towards him.
228
1310
2811
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“You’re creepy. Not the first person who threatened to kill me.”
"And if I have myway, I'll be the last."
“You already want to kill me?” He draws his bow.
"Jeez, paranoid, much?"
“Hey, like I said, you’re not the first person to try and kill me. Some friendly harpy attacked me and a healer dude got mad at me. He attacked me!”
"... Which harpy...?"
“Arpo, his name was.”
"... Not cool."
“He attacked me! Don’t tell me you’re like the other one.”
"I am."
“(GP) you. If someone attacked you, what would you do?”
"Kill em."
“Well that’s what I did.”
"But, since Arpo was my friend, I'm annoyed."
“Arpo attacked me!”
"And you killed him."
“I didn’t know he was friendly! He tried to eat me!”
"But you still killed him."
“A man eating harpy is not your friend. He could have attacked other campers. I did the world a favor.”
"... Oh really."
She puts the banana milk box in her pocket, standing up.
"You wanna repeat what you just said...?"
“I DID THE WORLD A FAVOR!”
"... Sure."
Initiative: 18
“A MAN EATING HARPY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU DIRTY (GP) AND IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU REALLY MUST BE CRAZY!”
Init: 9
The only thing crazy is the fact you're still alive.
Three bolts of energy fly towards him.
2912
218
206
He takes all three and grabs his shield, swinging twice at Onyx. 1824, 139 damage.
She grins.
"Aw. That almost hurt enough for me to care. Almost."
1110 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
1613 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
2415 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
"Hah. By the time Chiron learns who I am, he'll have begger problems."
2814 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
279 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
3011 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
"Hah. By the time Chiron learns who I am, he'll have begger problems."
2214 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
228 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
1514 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
“Oh yeah?” He starts sprinting, going from branch to branch. *He’s 120 ft away from her now.*
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
"Hah. By the time Chiron learns who I am, he'll have begger problems."
2214 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
228 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
1514 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
“Oh yeah?” He starts sprinting, going from branch to branch. *He’s 120 ft away from her now.*
"Yeah. By the time I'm knocking on his door, Khaos will be free."
1712 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
237 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
1110 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
(Range of 240 because of Eldritch Spear*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
"Hah. By the time Chiron learns who I am, he'll have begger problems."
2214 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
228 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
1514 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
“Oh yeah?” He starts sprinting, going from branch to branch. *He’s 120 ft away from her now.*
"Yeah. By the time I'm knocking on his door, Khaos will be free."
1211 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
137 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
298 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
(Range of 240 because of Eldritch Spear*
Murphy keeps sprinting, using his action surge to go 120 ft.
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
"Hah. By the time Chiron learns who I am, he'll have begger problems."
2214 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
228 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
1514 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
“Oh yeah?” He starts sprinting, going from branch to branch. *He’s 120 ft away from her now.*
"Yeah. By the time I'm knocking on his door, Khaos will be free."
1211 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
137 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
298 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
(Range of 240 because of Eldritch Spear*
Murphy keeps sprinting, using his action surge to go 120 ft.
*Ouch, out of range now*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
"Hah. By the time Chiron learns who I am, he'll have begger problems."
2214 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
228 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
1514 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
“Oh yeah?” He starts sprinting, going from branch to branch. *He’s 120 ft away from her now.*
"Yeah. By the time I'm knocking on his door, Khaos will be free."
1211 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
137 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
298 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
(Range of 240 because of Eldritch Spear*
Murphy keeps sprinting, using his action surge to go 120 ft.
*Ouch, out of range now*
Murphy is still running, finally making it back to camp.
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
"Hah. By the time Chiron learns who I am, he'll have begger problems."
2214 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
228 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
1514 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
“Oh yeah?” He starts sprinting, going from branch to branch. *He’s 120 ft away from her now.*
"Yeah. By the time I'm knocking on his door, Khaos will be free."
1211 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
137 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
298 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
(Range of 240 because of Eldritch Spear*
Murphy keeps sprinting, using his action surge to go 120 ft.
*Ouch, out of range now*
Murphy is still running, finally making it back to camp.
Riptide is waiting for him.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*CUT WITH CAPATIN*
*That fails!*
1346
Both spells end.
miss.
she gets up, still large, and orange energy swirls around her wounds, patching them up
she draws her hammer, and swings twice.
1st Attack: 10 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
2nd Attack: 14 Damage: 9
if either hit, she flies back 10ft and falls prone
The empousai hisses, and as she flies back, flames erupt around Samantha. Dex save or 43 fire damage.
8
*Hehe!*
She gets up, growling.
"... You still haven't learned... guess I need to teach you some more, then..."
Wisom save!
*isn't it my turn?*
*Ack, clarifieing, the fire was Hellish Rebuke*
10
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*CUT WITH CAPATIN*
*That fails!*
1346
Both spells end.
miss.
she gets up, still large, and orange energy swirls around her wounds, patching them up
she draws her hammer, and swings twice.
1st Attack: 10 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
2nd Attack: 14 Damage: 9
if either hit, she flies back 10ft and falls prone
The empousai hisses, and as she flies back, flames erupt around Samantha. Dex save or 43 fire damage.
8
*Hehe!*
She gets up, growling.
"... You still haven't learned... guess I need to teach you some more, then..."
Wisom save!
*isn't it my turn?*
*Ack, clarifieing, the fire was Hellish Rebuke*
10
*Ooooofff. Bad rolls. Fail.*
1144 heals half
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*CUT WITH CAPATIN*
*That fails!*
1346
Both spells end.
miss.
she gets up, still large, and orange energy swirls around her wounds, patching them up
she draws her hammer, and swings twice.
1st Attack: 10 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
2nd Attack: 14 Damage: 9
if either hit, she flies back 10ft and falls prone
The empousai hisses, and as she flies back, flames erupt around Samantha. Dex save or 43 fire damage.
8
*Hehe!*
She gets up, growling.
"... You still haven't learned... guess I need to teach you some more, then..."
Wisom save!
*isn't it my turn?*
*Ack, clarifieing, the fire was Hellish Rebuke*
10
*Ooooofff. Bad rolls. Fail.*
2149 heals half
*sigh* that hits
18
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
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“I DID THE WORLD A FAVOR!”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"... Sure."
Initiative: 3
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“A MAN EATING HARPY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU DIRTY (GP) AND IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU REALLY MUST BE CRAZY!”
Init: 9
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
The only thing crazy is the fact you're still alive.
Three bolts of energy fly towards him.
22 8
13 10
28 11
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
He takes all three and grabs his shield, swinging twice at Onyx. 9 12, 11 13 damage.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
She grins.
"Aw. That almost hurt enough for me to care. Almost."
11 10 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
16 13 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
24 15 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*cut with Gonz.*
“What the (GP) is wrong with you! When Chiron learns you attacked another camper, he’ll banish you from camp!” The first two don’t hit, but the third does. Fog surrounds him, and suddenly the fog clears, and he’s in a tree. He starts to jump from tree to tree, getting 30 ft.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Hah. By the time Chiron learns who I am, he'll have begger problems."
28 14 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
27 9 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
30 11 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Oh yeah?” He starts sprinting, going from branch to branch. *He’s 120 ft away from her now.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*yall wanna continue?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"Yeah. By the time I'm knocking on his door, Khaos will be free."
17 12 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
23 7 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
11 10 On a hit, he gets pushed 10 feet back.
(Range of 240 because of Eldritch Spear*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*YES*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Murphy keeps sprinting, using his action surge to go 120 ft.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Ouch, out of range now*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Murphy is still running, finally making it back to camp.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Riptide is waiting for him.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*gtg, be back after dinner.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Ooooofff. Bad rolls. Fail.*
11 44 heals half
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*sigh* that hits
18
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life