samantha is training in the arena, but... something is different. you can't place your finger on it, but.. she looks.... stronger
Murphy walks out of the infirmary and joins Samantha in the arena, holding his bow.
"hey"
“Hey. Trying to get better with my bow. Killed some (GP)ing harpy who tried to eat me and now everyone wants me dead.”
"...did this harpy have a name?"
He sighs. “With my luck, you probably know him too. Arpo.”
she facepalms. "yes, I know him. he tried to eat me too, but he seemed pretty harmless. also, he worked for camp. he was the librarian"
“Well, he didn’t seem harmless to me! Trying to eat people is not harmless! Why would they let a man eater be a librarian?”
"did he threaten you, or actually attack you?"
“Well, he charged at me. I shot him with my bow before he could actually get far enough to attack me.”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. and he can be pretty erratic, but that's not an excuse to kill someone"
“What about being attacked? Is that an excuse to kill someone? I think it is.”
"yes. but all he did was fly at you. you shot first"
“Fly at me with his claws outstretched while yelling about eating my yummy leg bone. I like my yummy leg bone!”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. he couldnt do a lot of damage before you ran away"
“Harpies are monsters, and you never know with monsters. ‘Sides, my brain automatically triggered my fight response.”
"okay. he will regenerate in some amount of time. then, you apologize, or I'll throw you in the ocean"
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samantha is training in the arena, but... something is different. you can't place your finger on it, but.. she looks.... stronger
Murphy walks out of the infirmary and joins Samantha in the arena, holding his bow.
"hey"
“Hey. Trying to get better with my bow. Killed some (GP)ing harpy who tried to eat me and now everyone wants me dead.”
"...did this harpy have a name?"
He sighs. “With my luck, you probably know him too. Arpo.”
she facepalms. "yes, I know him. he tried to eat me too, but he seemed pretty harmless. also, he worked for camp. he was the librarian"
“Well, he didn’t seem harmless to me! Trying to eat people is not harmless! Why would they let a man eater be a librarian?”
"did he threaten you, or actually attack you?"
“Well, he charged at me. I shot him with my bow before he could actually get far enough to attack me.”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. and he can be pretty erratic, but that's not an excuse to kill someone"
“What about being attacked? Is that an excuse to kill someone? I think it is.”
"yes. but all he did was fly at you. you shot first"
“Fly at me with his claws outstretched while yelling about eating my yummy leg bone. I like my yummy leg bone!”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. he couldnt do a lot of damage before you ran away"
“Harpies are monsters, and you never know with monsters. ‘Sides, my brain automatically triggered my fight response.”
"okay. he will regenerate in some amount of time. then, you apologize, or I'll throw you in the ocean"
“I will if he doesn’t attack me again.”
"I'll make sure he doesn't. did I tell you about the monster I fought?"
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samantha is training in the arena, but... something is different. you can't place your finger on it, but.. she looks.... stronger
Murphy walks out of the infirmary and joins Samantha in the arena, holding his bow.
"hey"
“Hey. Trying to get better with my bow. Killed some (GP)ing harpy who tried to eat me and now everyone wants me dead.”
"...did this harpy have a name?"
He sighs. “With my luck, you probably know him too. Arpo.”
she facepalms. "yes, I know him. he tried to eat me too, but he seemed pretty harmless. also, he worked for camp. he was the librarian"
“Well, he didn’t seem harmless to me! Trying to eat people is not harmless! Why would they let a man eater be a librarian?”
"did he threaten you, or actually attack you?"
“Well, he charged at me. I shot him with my bow before he could actually get far enough to attack me.”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. and he can be pretty erratic, but that's not an excuse to kill someone"
“What about being attacked? Is that an excuse to kill someone? I think it is.”
"yes. but all he did was fly at you. you shot first"
“Fly at me with his claws outstretched while yelling about eating my yummy leg bone. I like my yummy leg bone!”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. he couldnt do a lot of damage before you ran away"
“Harpies are monsters, and you never know with monsters. ‘Sides, my brain automatically triggered my fight response.”
"okay. he will regenerate in some amount of time. then, you apologize, or I'll throw you in the ocean"
“I will if he doesn’t attack me again.”
"I'll make sure he doesn't. did I tell you about the monster I fought?"
“The Salamander? Yeah.”
"no, last night. a shapeshifter, I'm pretty sure. had some nasty tricks up its sleeve"
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samantha is training in the arena, but... something is different. you can't place your finger on it, but.. she looks.... stronger
Murphy walks out of the infirmary and joins Samantha in the arena, holding his bow.
"hey"
“Hey. Trying to get better with my bow. Killed some (GP)ing harpy who tried to eat me and now everyone wants me dead.”
"...did this harpy have a name?"
He sighs. “With my luck, you probably know him too. Arpo.”
she facepalms. "yes, I know him. he tried to eat me too, but he seemed pretty harmless. also, he worked for camp. he was the librarian"
“Well, he didn’t seem harmless to me! Trying to eat people is not harmless! Why would they let a man eater be a librarian?”
"did he threaten you, or actually attack you?"
“Well, he charged at me. I shot him with my bow before he could actually get far enough to attack me.”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. and he can be pretty erratic, but that's not an excuse to kill someone"
“What about being attacked? Is that an excuse to kill someone? I think it is.”
"yes. but all he did was fly at you. you shot first"
“Fly at me with his claws outstretched while yelling about eating my yummy leg bone. I like my yummy leg bone!”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. he couldnt do a lot of damage before you ran away"
“Harpies are monsters, and you never know with monsters. ‘Sides, my brain automatically triggered my fight response.”
"okay. he will regenerate in some amount of time. then, you apologize, or I'll throw you in the ocean"
“I will if he doesn’t attack me again.”
"I'll make sure he doesn't. did I tell you about the monster I fought?"
“The Salamander? Yeah.”
"no, last night. a shapeshifter, I'm pretty sure. had some nasty tricks up its sleeve"
“Monsters can shapeshift?”
"yup. the more magic-y ones can. this one could paralyze people. and do fire"
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samantha is training in the arena, but... something is different. you can't place your finger on it, but.. she looks.... stronger
Murphy walks out of the infirmary and joins Samantha in the arena, holding his bow.
"hey"
“Hey. Trying to get better with my bow. Killed some (GP)ing harpy who tried to eat me and now everyone wants me dead.”
"...did this harpy have a name?"
He sighs. “With my luck, you probably know him too. Arpo.”
she facepalms. "yes, I know him. he tried to eat me too, but he seemed pretty harmless. also, he worked for camp. he was the librarian"
“Well, he didn’t seem harmless to me! Trying to eat people is not harmless! Why would they let a man eater be a librarian?”
"did he threaten you, or actually attack you?"
“Well, he charged at me. I shot him with my bow before he could actually get far enough to attack me.”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. and he can be pretty erratic, but that's not an excuse to kill someone"
“What about being attacked? Is that an excuse to kill someone? I think it is.”
"yes. but all he did was fly at you. you shot first"
“Fly at me with his claws outstretched while yelling about eating my yummy leg bone. I like my yummy leg bone!”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. he couldnt do a lot of damage before you ran away"
“Harpies are monsters, and you never know with monsters. ‘Sides, my brain automatically triggered my fight response.”
"okay. he will regenerate in some amount of time. then, you apologize, or I'll throw you in the ocean"
“I will if he doesn’t attack me again.”
"I'll make sure he doesn't. did I tell you about the monster I fought?"
“The Salamander? Yeah.”
"no, last night. a shapeshifter, I'm pretty sure. had some nasty tricks up its sleeve"
“Monsters can shapeshift?”
"yup. the more magic-y ones can. this one could paralyze people. and do fire"
“That sounds terrifying. How did you survive?”
"got big. overpowered her magic. used my hammer, got claimed"
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samantha is training in the arena, but... something is different. you can't place your finger on it, but.. she looks.... stronger
Murphy walks out of the infirmary and joins Samantha in the arena, holding his bow.
"hey"
“Hey. Trying to get better with my bow. Killed some (GP)ing harpy who tried to eat me and now everyone wants me dead.”
"...did this harpy have a name?"
He sighs. “With my luck, you probably know him too. Arpo.”
she facepalms. "yes, I know him. he tried to eat me too, but he seemed pretty harmless. also, he worked for camp. he was the librarian"
“Well, he didn’t seem harmless to me! Trying to eat people is not harmless! Why would they let a man eater be a librarian?”
"did he threaten you, or actually attack you?"
“Well, he charged at me. I shot him with my bow before he could actually get far enough to attack me.”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. and he can be pretty erratic, but that's not an excuse to kill someone"
“What about being attacked? Is that an excuse to kill someone? I think it is.”
"yes. but all he did was fly at you. you shot first"
“Fly at me with his claws outstretched while yelling about eating my yummy leg bone. I like my yummy leg bone!”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. he couldnt do a lot of damage before you ran away"
“Harpies are monsters, and you never know with monsters. ‘Sides, my brain automatically triggered my fight response.”
"okay. he will regenerate in some amount of time. then, you apologize, or I'll throw you in the ocean"
“I will if he doesn’t attack me again.”
"I'll make sure he doesn't. did I tell you about the monster I fought?"
“The Salamander? Yeah.”
"no, last night. a shapeshifter, I'm pretty sure. had some nasty tricks up its sleeve"
“Monsters can shapeshift?”
"yup. the more magic-y ones can. this one could paralyze people. and do fire"
“That sounds terrifying. How did you survive?”
"got big. overpowered her magic. used my hammer, got claimed"
“You got claimed?”
"oh. yeah. by Hercules"
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samantha is training in the arena, but... something is different. you can't place your finger on it, but.. she looks.... stronger
Murphy walks out of the infirmary and joins Samantha in the arena, holding his bow.
"hey"
“Hey. Trying to get better with my bow. Killed some (GP)ing harpy who tried to eat me and now everyone wants me dead.”
"...did this harpy have a name?"
He sighs. “With my luck, you probably know him too. Arpo.”
she facepalms. "yes, I know him. he tried to eat me too, but he seemed pretty harmless. also, he worked for camp. he was the librarian"
“Well, he didn’t seem harmless to me! Trying to eat people is not harmless! Why would they let a man eater be a librarian?”
"did he threaten you, or actually attack you?"
“Well, he charged at me. I shot him with my bow before he could actually get far enough to attack me.”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. and he can be pretty erratic, but that's not an excuse to kill someone"
“What about being attacked? Is that an excuse to kill someone? I think it is.”
"yes. but all he did was fly at you. you shot first"
“Fly at me with his claws outstretched while yelling about eating my yummy leg bone. I like my yummy leg bone!”
"he's like, 2 feet tall. he couldnt do a lot of damage before you ran away"
“Harpies are monsters, and you never know with monsters. ‘Sides, my brain automatically triggered my fight response.”
"okay. he will regenerate in some amount of time. then, you apologize, or I'll throw you in the ocean"
“I will if he doesn’t attack me again.”
"I'll make sure he doesn't. did I tell you about the monster I fought?"
“The Salamander? Yeah.”
"no, last night. a shapeshifter, I'm pretty sure. had some nasty tricks up its sleeve"
“Monsters can shapeshift?”
"yup. the more magic-y ones can. this one could paralyze people. and do fire"
“That sounds terrifying. How did you survive?”
"got big. overpowered her magic. used my hammer, got claimed"
“You got claimed?”
"oh. yeah. by Hercules"
“Isn’t he a hero?”
"at the end of his story, Zeus made him a god. God of heros, and courage, and strength"
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"yup. I'm still processing the whole thing, to be honest"
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"yup. I'm still processing the whole thing, to be honest"
“Why? I would’ve suspected if I were you.”
"there's a suprising amount of gods accociated with strength. he was on my list, but... now that ist confirmed, its... its weird"
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"yup. I'm still processing the whole thing, to be honest"
“Why? I would’ve suspected if I were you.”
"there's a suprising amount of gods accociated with strength. he was on my list, but... now that ist confirmed, its... its weird"
“How does it feel?”
"strange. I grew up with a big family, but he... he feels different. heh. probably because he's a god"
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"okay. he will regenerate in some amount of time. then, you apologize, or I'll throw you in the ocean"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“I will if he doesn’t attack me again.”
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"I'll make sure he doesn't. did I tell you about the monster I fought?"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“The Salamander? Yeah.”
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"no, last night. a shapeshifter, I'm pretty sure. had some nasty tricks up its sleeve"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“Monsters can shapeshift?”
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"yup. the more magic-y ones can. this one could paralyze people. and do fire"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“That sounds terrifying. How did you survive?”
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"got big. overpowered her magic. used my hammer, got claimed"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“You got claimed?”
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"oh. yeah. by Hercules"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“Isn’t he a hero?”
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"at the end of his story, Zeus made him a god. God of heros, and courage, and strength"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“Well that makes sense.”
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"yup. I'm still processing the whole thing, to be honest"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“Why? I would’ve suspected if I were you.”
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"there's a suprising amount of gods accociated with strength. he was on my list, but... now that ist confirmed, its... its weird"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“How does it feel?”
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"strange. I grew up with a big family, but he... he feels different. heh. probably because he's a god"
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Alignment: Neutral Evil
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“I only know my dad is a sea god. So you probably shouldn’t throw me into the ocean. I’ll enjoy it.”
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