*gonzo, why arent you dead? i could've sworn i killed you*
*Capatin, DoI have to repeat everything around here? I am fairly certain that is it common knowledge that cats have nine lives. Duh.*
*godd*mnit. eight to go, i suppose*
*Also, just because you stab someone with a comically large knife does not mean they die.*
*it was bigger than you!*
*Just because you stab someone so hard they do not exist on this plane at a molecular level anymore does not necesarily mean they died.*
*...pretty sure it does*
*Well, what really is life? What really is death?*
*"a dead body and a living one contain the same number of particles. fundamentally, there is no difference" -Alan Moore, accidentally supporting necromancy*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*I know this dream of life is neverending… it goes around, and round, and round again… I know the sun will rise while descending… it goes on, and on, and never ends…*
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*lol*
*works every time*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*gonzo, why arent you dead? i could've sworn i killed you*
*Capatin, DoI have to repeat everything around here? I am fairly certain that is it common knowledge that cats have nine lives. Duh.*
*godd*mnit. eight to go, i suppose*
*Also, just because you stab someone with a comically large knife does not mean they die.*
*it was bigger than you!*
*Just because you stab someone so hard they do not exist on this plane at a molecular level anymore does not necesarily mean they died.*
*...pretty sure it does*
*Well, what really is life? What really is death?*
*Life is the quality of not being dead, being dead is the quality of not having life.*
*But what is the diference? What if we'rea ll just brains in jars on super cool robot bodies?*
*If you’re dead you have no pulse, heartbeat, or breath.*
*Really? So, if I hold my breath, I am dead?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*Ah yes. The Amercian Justice System. Isn't it amazing?*
*it really is*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*Ah yes. The Amercian Justice System. Isn't it amazing?*
*it really is*
*Indeed.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*I know this dream of life is neverending… it goes around, and round, and round again… I know the sun will rise while descending… it goes on, and on, and never ends…*
*HI ARCH IM BACK!*
*Gonz! How art thou?*
*Good!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*lol*
*works every time*
*laughing out aloud.*
*loa?*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*gonzo, why arent you dead? i could've sworn i killed you*
*Capatin, DoI have to repeat everything around here? I am fairly certain that is it common knowledge that cats have nine lives. Duh.*
*godd*mnit. eight to go, i suppose*
*Also, just because you stab someone with a comically large knife does not mean they die.*
*it was bigger than you!*
*Just because you stab someone so hard they do not exist on this plane at a molecular level anymore does not necesarily mean they died.*
*...pretty sure it does*
*Well, what really is life? What really is death?*
*Life is the quality of not being dead, being dead is the quality of not having life.*
*But what is the diference? What if we'rea ll just brains in jars on super cool robot bodies?*
*If you’re dead you have no pulse, heartbeat, or breath.*
*Really? So, if I hold my breath, I am dead?*
*you still have a pulse and heartbeat.*
*Ah, nut if I remember correctly, and I hope I do, there was an or. Not and, or!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*lol*
*works every time*
*laughing out aloud.*
*loa?*
*auto correct. lol not loa.*
*hehehehehehheheheh*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*lol*
*works every time*
*laughing out aloud.*
*loa?*
*auto correct. lol not loa.*
*hehehehehehheheheh*
*what the (gp)?*
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*lol*
*works every time*
*laughing out aloud.*
*loa?*
*auto correct. lol not loa.*
*hehehehehehheheheh*
*what the (gp)?*
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE*
*Where did everyone go?*
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*lol*
*works every time*
*laughing out aloud.*
*loa?*
*auto correct. lol not loa.*
*hehehehehehheheheh*
*what the (gp)?*
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE*
*Where did everyone go?*
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Is Gonz1 secretly alive? Were you trying to find him?*
*I plead the fifth.*
*what? Also how art thou?*
*I invoke the fith ammendment, which prevents me from saying something that could potentially criminalize me. Now, before you go on about, 'Oh, Gonz, this isn't a court! Blah blah blah!', what really defines a court? You can really just re-name any old room into a court, can't you? I mean, there's basketball courts, food courts, why can't my room be a sleeping court?*
*ok. Speaking of court I am a “judge” tomorrow. Stuff happened between my friends now they are going on trial.*
*just say 'overruled' to every objection, then you dont have to deal with them*
*lol*
*works every time*
*laughing out aloud.*
*loa?*
*auto correct. lol not loa.*
*hehehehehehheheheh*
*what the (gp)?*
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE*
*Where did everyone go?*
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE*
*Oh. You killed them.*
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
*"a dead body and a living one contain the same number of particles. fundamentally, there is no difference" -Alan Moore, accidentally supporting necromancy*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Gonz! How art thou?*
*If you’re dead you have no pulse, heartbeat, or breath.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*works every time*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Really? So, if I hold my breath, I am dead?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*it really is*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Indeed.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Good!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*laughing out aloud.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*you still have a pulse and heartbeat.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*loa?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Ah, nut if I remember correctly, and I hope I do, there was an or. Not and, or!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*auto correct. lol not loa.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*hehehehehehheheheh*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*what the (gp)?*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Where did everyone go?*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Oh. You killed them.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Are y’all thinking about joining Maverick or Graveyard?*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!