Iris is in the Ampitheater, training, a giant scorpion bashing up the dummies while she attacks the dummies with a staff.
Aspen is also sitting in the Ampitheater, trying to coax Pop into growing another head.
Iris seems t be glancing back at Pop, somewhat nervous.
“Oh. Pop is friendly! He’s just a Hydra. Only a baby.” Aspen says, waving to Iris.
"... Yeah... Uh-huh."
“You don’t look so convinced. Wanna pet him?”
"No."
“He doesn’t bite. Don’t worry.”
"I really don't want to pet him."
“Why? He only eats moles and rabbits.”
"Would you like to pet Zimos?"
The giant scorpion scuttles over.
“Sure! As long as he doesn’t sting me. Will he sting me?”
"... Maybe?"
“Alright. Then no thanks. I heard scorpion stings are pretty bad. But that’s different. Pop won’t bite you unless you attack him.”
"... I really would rather not pet him."
“Why?”
"I do not want to pet him."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Iris is in the Ampitheater, training, a giant scorpion bashing up the dummies while she attacks the dummies with a staff.
Aspen is also sitting in the Ampitheater, trying to coax Pop into growing another head.
Iris seems t be glancing back at Pop, somewhat nervous.
“Oh. Pop is friendly! He’s just a Hydra. Only a baby.” Aspen says, waving to Iris.
"... Yeah... Uh-huh."
“You don’t look so convinced. Wanna pet him?”
"No."
“He doesn’t bite. Don’t worry.”
"I really don't want to pet him."
“Why? He only eats moles and rabbits.”
"Would you like to pet Zimos?"
The giant scorpion scuttles over.
“Sure! As long as he doesn’t sting me. Will he sting me?”
"... Maybe?"
“Alright. Then no thanks. I heard scorpion stings are pretty bad. But that’s different. Pop won’t bite you unless you attack him.”
"... I really would rather not pet him."
“Why?”
"I do not want to pet him."
“He’s friendly! He won’t hurt you.”
"I said I don't want to pet him, idiot?! How hard is it for you to understand the english language?!"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Iris is in the Ampitheater, training, a giant scorpion bashing up the dummies while she attacks the dummies with a staff.
Aspen is also sitting in the Ampitheater, trying to coax Pop into growing another head.
Iris seems t be glancing back at Pop, somewhat nervous.
“Oh. Pop is friendly! He’s just a Hydra. Only a baby.” Aspen says, waving to Iris.
"... Yeah... Uh-huh."
“You don’t look so convinced. Wanna pet him?”
"No."
“He doesn’t bite. Don’t worry.”
"I really don't want to pet him."
“Why? He only eats moles and rabbits.”
"Would you like to pet Zimos?"
The giant scorpion scuttles over.
“Sure! As long as he doesn’t sting me. Will he sting me?”
"... Maybe?"
“Alright. Then no thanks. I heard scorpion stings are pretty bad. But that’s different. Pop won’t bite you unless you attack him.”
"... I really would rather not pet him."
“Why?”
"I do not want to pet him."
“He’s friendly! He won’t hurt you.”
"I said I don't want to pet him, idiot?! How hard is it for you to understand the english language?!"
“And I asked why? How hard is that to understand?”
"I just don't! Is that not a reson? How hard is it for the basic concept of respect and boundries to get through your thic skull?! Dummkof..."
She turns away and continues training, the sky starting to rumble.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Iris is in the Ampitheater, training, a giant scorpion bashing up the dummies while she attacks the dummies with a staff.
Aspen is also sitting in the Ampitheater, trying to coax Pop into growing another head.
Iris seems t be glancing back at Pop, somewhat nervous.
“Oh. Pop is friendly! He’s just a Hydra. Only a baby.” Aspen says, waving to Iris.
"... Yeah... Uh-huh."
“You don’t look so convinced. Wanna pet him?”
"No."
“He doesn’t bite. Don’t worry.”
"I really don't want to pet him."
“Why? He only eats moles and rabbits.”
"Would you like to pet Zimos?"
The giant scorpion scuttles over.
“Sure! As long as he doesn’t sting me. Will he sting me?”
"... Maybe?"
“Alright. Then no thanks. I heard scorpion stings are pretty bad. But that’s different. Pop won’t bite you unless you attack him.”
"... I really would rather not pet him."
“Why?”
"I do not want to pet him."
“He’s friendly! He won’t hurt you.”
"I said I don't want to pet him, idiot?! How hard is it for you to understand the english language?!"
“And I asked why? How hard is that to understand?”
"I just don't! Is that not a reson? How hard is it for the basic concept of respect and boundries to get through your thic skull?! Dummkof..."
She turns away and continues training, the sky starting to rumble.
“No, that’s not a reason. Oooh, Zeus kid… Maybe you should suck it up and touch the snake.”
"Mein Gott..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Iris is in the Ampitheater, training, a giant scorpion bashing up the dummies while she attacks the dummies with a staff.
Aspen is also sitting in the Ampitheater, trying to coax Pop into growing another head.
Iris seems t be glancing back at Pop, somewhat nervous.
“Oh. Pop is friendly! He’s just a Hydra. Only a baby.” Aspen says, waving to Iris.
"... Yeah... Uh-huh."
“You don’t look so convinced. Wanna pet him?”
"No."
“He doesn’t bite. Don’t worry.”
"I really don't want to pet him."
“Why? He only eats moles and rabbits.”
"Would you like to pet Zimos?"
The giant scorpion scuttles over.
“Sure! As long as he doesn’t sting me. Will he sting me?”
"... Maybe?"
“Alright. Then no thanks. I heard scorpion stings are pretty bad. But that’s different. Pop won’t bite you unless you attack him.”
"... I really would rather not pet him."
“Why?”
"I do not want to pet him."
“He’s friendly! He won’t hurt you.”
"I said I don't want to pet him, idiot?! How hard is it for you to understand the english language?!"
“And I asked why? How hard is that to understand?”
"I just don't! Is that not a reson? How hard is it for the basic concept of respect and boundries to get through your thic skull?! Dummkof..."
She turns away and continues training, the sky starting to rumble.
“No, that’s not a reason. Oooh, Zeus kid… Maybe you should suck it up and touch the snake.”
"Mein Gott..."
“Did you just curse at me in German?”
"No, I said you are a completely kind and respectable woman in German, blödsinn."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Why?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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"I do not want to pet him."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“He’s friendly! He won’t hurt you.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Pop the snake is sitting in the amphitheater.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Happy Pride, Sinners*
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"I said I don't want to pet him, idiot?! How hard is it for you to understand the english language?!"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*ARCH!!!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Hey big sinner! How ya doing this fine day?
Btw I posted a lore dump on our PM.
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“And I asked why? How hard is that to understand?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Pop hisses. “Rar.” He says in cat. “I Pop!”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"I just don't! Is that not a reson? How hard is it for the basic concept of respect and boundries to get through your thic skull?! Dummkof..."
She turns away and continues training, the sky starting to rumble.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Henlo*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Hello!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“No, that’s not a reason. Oooh, Zeus kid… Maybe you should suck it up and touch the snake.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Mein Gott..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Did you just curse at me in German?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"No, I said you are a completely kind and respectable woman in German, blödsinn."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.