Murphy's eyes widen. "I don't freaking know you. Don't point a gun at me."
"You're tracking a boar, dear." He says as he stands up, chuckling softly
"Oh, but I know about you, little human. And I haven't. Yet."
"Oh... Well that's a mistake."
"I'm trying to train. When the fight comes, it'll come strong, but it isn't going to come yet."
"Here, right along this way." He sniffs out the air and walks over to a separate part of the forest
"When the time came for Cherry to be happy, you brought the fight to them. I'm afraid it's come into my paws, now. But today doesn't seem like a good day to kill. So, I've come to offer you something, which, personally, I wouldn't refuse, water boy."
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox. Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all. Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Murphy's eyes widen. "I don't freaking know you. Don't point a gun at me."
"You're tracking a boar, dear." He says as he stands up, chuckling softly
"Oh, but I know about you, little human. And I haven't. Yet."
"Oh... Well that's a mistake."
"I'm trying to train. When the fight comes, it'll come strong, but it isn't going to come yet."
"Here, right along this way." He sniffs out the air and walks over to a separate part of the forest
"When the time came for Cherry to be happy, you brought the fight to them. I'm afraid it's come into my paws, now. But today doesn't seem like a good day to kill. So, I've come to offer you something, which, personally, I wouldn't refuse, water boy."
"Alright!" Hunter bounds after Fink.
"I'll make the decision myself. Tell me it."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
"What do you mean? There's no prey, but yeah, there's something between us."
"Then drop your weapon and talk with me."
“Yeah, those boys are easy to fall for. Just a little clueless if you’re not bold. I’m sprout, AJ’s kinda boyfriend- ish.”
Fern tosses her weapon to the side. “Fox boy. He’s gonna come with a shotgun, and he’s gonna try and kill you.”
Fern clings to cherry as well. “Wow. You’re beautiful. Why don’t we go to my cabin and just…be together? We don’t have to even talk. I just want to be with you.”
They nod, sniffling and shoving their hair into their hood as they put it on. "Yes... I would like that. A lot..."
They pick up cherry. “Do you want some coffee when we get there? Hot cocoa?”
"Oh- Whoa, you're strong." They giggle and kick their feet a little bit. "Uhhh... Cocoa sounds really nice. That and a big, heavy blanket"
“What do you think the half satyr in me’s for? Just for the cute nose?” They arrive at the cabin.
Sprout sits up. “Well, that’s a happy ending.” They remark, before kissing AJ.
"I did think that, actually." But then they shake their head and laugh, burying their face in Fern's shoulder
AJ kisses back before reaching for his shotgun. "I'll be there for them... I have to."
They set cherry down on the bed, then start to heat up some milk for the hot cocoa.
”for whom?”
They stretch out and get comfortable, wiping their tears away.
"For the tiny human and your sibling. This Murphy... Has committed an unforgivable sin." His shotgun begins to glow on the sides off the barrel, bearing red, glowing text. 'Murphy'... That can't be good.
Fern lays a weighted blanket on them.
"Just don't kill him too bad, will 'ya?"
*sorry, had to do stuff*
"Mmm, cozy." They smile and lean up to kiss Fern, feeling better already, it seems
"No promises. You won't be upset if I hurt him, will you, darling?"
"I know." fern smiles.
"Oh no, not at all. Just try to leave ashes at least."
"Thank you for this... I really needed it."
"There will be something left, for sure. Thank you, little calf, for permission." He laughs and cracks his neck
“Yeah, by the way you were shaking I could’ve guessed. It’s a shame Murphy’s gonna die though.”
"Wh- Huh?!" They sit up, confused "Whaddya mean?..."
“Ah. You don’t have good ears. Well, AJ, my brothers boyfriend, was listening in… and let’s just say he wants blood.”
“Wait, before you go, can I have a kiss?”
"Brother... boyfriend... Oh, alright. Well, I guess that's okay..." They lay back down, still a bit uneasy
"Of course, little one." he smiles and bends over to kiss Sprout
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
"What do you mean? There's no prey, but yeah, there's something between us."
"Then drop your weapon and talk with me."
“Yeah, those boys are easy to fall for. Just a little clueless if you’re not bold. I’m sprout, AJ’s kinda boyfriend- ish.”
Fern tosses her weapon to the side. “Fox boy. He’s gonna come with a shotgun, and he’s gonna try and kill you.”
"AJ is... Fink's brother? Nice. We could be family one day."
"Why?"
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Fern clings to cherry as well. “Wow. You’re beautiful. Why don’t we go to my cabin and just…be together? We don’t have to even talk. I just want to be with you.”
They nod, sniffling and shoving their hair into their hood as they put it on. "Yes... I would like that. A lot..."
They pick up cherry. “Do you want some coffee when we get there? Hot cocoa?”
"Oh- Whoa, you're strong." They giggle and kick their feet a little bit. "Uhhh... Cocoa sounds really nice. That and a big, heavy blanket"
“What do you think the half satyr in me’s for? Just for the cute nose?” They arrive at the cabin.
Sprout sits up. “Well, that’s a happy ending.” They remark, before kissing AJ.
"I did think that, actually." But then they shake their head and laugh, burying their face in Fern's shoulder
AJ kisses back before reaching for his shotgun. "I'll be there for them... I have to."
They set cherry down on the bed, then start to heat up some milk for the hot cocoa.
”for whom?”
They stretch out and get comfortable, wiping their tears away.
"For the tiny human and your sibling. This Murphy... Has committed an unforgivable sin." His shotgun begins to glow on the sides off the barrel, bearing red, glowing text. 'Murphy'... That can't be good.
Fern lays a weighted blanket on them.
"Just don't kill him too bad, will 'ya?"
*sorry, had to do stuff*
"Mmm, cozy." They smile and lean up to kiss Fern, feeling better already, it seems
"No promises. You won't be upset if I hurt him, will you, darling?"
"I know." fern smiles.
"Oh no, not at all. Just try to leave ashes at least."
"Thank you for this... I really needed it."
"There will be something left, for sure. Thank you, little calf, for permission." He laughs and cracks his neck
“Yeah, by the way you were shaking I could’ve guessed. It’s a shame Murphy’s gonna die though.”
"Wh- Huh?!" They sit up, confused "Whaddya mean?..."
“Ah. You don’t have good ears. Well, AJ, my brothers boyfriend, was listening in… and let’s just say he wants blood.”
“Wait, before you go, can I have a kiss?”
"Brother... boyfriend... Oh, alright. Well, I guess that's okay..." They lay back down, still a bit uneasy
"Of course, little one." he smiles and bends over to kiss Sprout
“Here, I’m gonna go and try and warn him. Be back in five.”
”Thank you. And I am not “little”, for your information.”
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
"What do you mean? There's no prey, but yeah, there's something between us."
"Then drop your weapon and talk with me."
“Yeah, those boys are easy to fall for. Just a little clueless if you’re not bold. I’m sprout, AJ’s kinda boyfriend- ish.”
Fern tosses her weapon to the side. “Fox boy. He’s gonna come with a shotgun, and he’s gonna try and kill you.”
"AJ is... Fink's brother? Nice. We could be family one day."
"Why?"
“Oh, yeah. Maybe we should get to know each other, then. Is your fox boyfriend officially together with you?”
“Because of what you said to cherry. She’s in the cabin right now, still shaken up. I’ll forgive you, but I’m not sure his shotgun will.”
Murphy's eyes widen. "I don't freaking know you. Don't point a gun at me."
"You're tracking a boar, dear." He says as he stands up, chuckling softly
"Oh, but I know about you, little human. And I haven't. Yet."
"Oh... Well that's a mistake."
"I'm trying to train. When the fight comes, it'll come strong, but it isn't going to come yet."
"Here, right along this way." He sniffs out the air and walks over to a separate part of the forest
"When the time came for Cherry to be happy, you brought the fight to them. I'm afraid it's come into my paws, now. But today doesn't seem like a good day to kill. So, I've come to offer you something, which, personally, I wouldn't refuse, water boy."
"Alright!" Hunter bounds after Fink.
"I'll make the decision myself. Tell me it."
He stoops again, pointing "These are deer tracks. Fresh. Doe."
"As much as it would thrill me to kill you today, I believe in redemption. So. Stay away from Cherry, Fern and their siblings, and I won't have to see you again. Is that acceptable?"
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox. Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all. Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“Here, I’m gonna go and try and warn him. Be back in five.”
”Thank you. And I am not “little”, for your information.”
"Okay." they close their eyes, trying to get over everything
"I am quite large compared to you, no?" he chuckles, making a gesture with his paw to compare their heights
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox. Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all. Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“Here, I’m gonna go and try and warn him. Be back in five.”
”Thank you. And I am not “little”, for your information.”
"Okay." they close their eyes, trying to get over everything
"I am quite large compared to you, no?" he chuckles, making a gesture with his paw to compare their heights
Fern goes, and then comes back. “I think he’ll be fine. How are you feeling?”
“Ugh, I despise having to grow to my full form, but if I must.” Suddenly, he grows to around six feet, his legs more animalistic and antlers bloom upon his head. He now stands around 6”1. “Is this your definition of…small?”
Murphy's eyes widen. "I don't freaking know you. Don't point a gun at me."
"You're tracking a boar, dear." He says as he stands up, chuckling softly
"Oh, but I know about you, little human. And I haven't. Yet."
"Oh... Well that's a mistake."
"I'm trying to train. When the fight comes, it'll come strong, but it isn't going to come yet."
"Here, right along this way." He sniffs out the air and walks over to a separate part of the forest
"When the time came for Cherry to be happy, you brought the fight to them. I'm afraid it's come into my paws, now. But today doesn't seem like a good day to kill. So, I've come to offer you something, which, personally, I wouldn't refuse, water boy."
"Alright!" Hunter bounds after Fink.
"I'll make the decision myself. Tell me it."
He stoops again, pointing "These are deer tracks. Fresh. Doe."
"As much as it would thrill me to kill you today, I believe in redemption. So. Stay away from Cherry, Fern and their siblings, and I won't have to see you again. Is that acceptable?"
"Deer. Yum. Do does taste better?"
"First of all, you know nothing about me and Cherry, so you have no right to make those choices. Second, I have many allies that would not hesitate to kill you, even if I would not."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
"What do you mean? There's no prey, but yeah, there's something between us."
"Then drop your weapon and talk with me."
“Yeah, those boys are easy to fall for. Just a little clueless if you’re not bold. I’m sprout, AJ’s kinda boyfriend- ish.”
Fern tosses her weapon to the side. “Fox boy. He’s gonna come with a shotgun, and he’s gonna try and kill you.”
"AJ is... Fink's brother? Nice. We could be family one day."
"Why?"
“Oh, yeah. Maybe we should get to know each other, then. Is your fox boyfriend officially together with you?”
“Because of what you said to cherry. She’s in the cabin right now, still shaken up. I’ll forgive you, but I’m not sure his shotgun will.”
"No... not yet. Maybe someday."
"What I said was right. You need to learn that love isn't just flirting."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“Here, I’m gonna go and try and warn him. Be back in five.”
”Thank you. And I am not “little”, for your information.”
"Okay." they close their eyes, trying to get over everything
"I am quite large compared to you, no?" he chuckles, making a gesture with his paw to compare their heights
Fern goes, and then comes back. “I think he’ll be fine. How are you feeling?”
“Ugh, I despise having to grow to my full form, but if I must.” Suddenly, he grows to around six feet, his legs more animalistic and antlers bloom upon his head. He now stands around 6”1. “Is this your definition of…small?”
"Mid..." they shrug
"In this form" he gestures to himself. " I suppose I would not consider you small, no. But, you look cuter, indeed."
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox. Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all. Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
"What do you mean? There's no prey, but yeah, there's something between us."
"Then drop your weapon and talk with me."
“Yeah, those boys are easy to fall for. Just a little clueless if you’re not bold. I’m sprout, AJ’s kinda boyfriend- ish.”
Fern tosses her weapon to the side. “Fox boy. He’s gonna come with a shotgun, and he’s gonna try and kill you.”
"AJ is... Fink's brother? Nice. We could be family one day."
"Why?"
“Oh, yeah. Maybe we should get to know each other, then. Is your fox boyfriend officially together with you?”
“Because of what you said to cherry. She’s in the cabin right now, still shaken up. I’ll forgive you, but I’m not sure his shotgun will.”
"No... not yet. Maybe someday."
"What I said was right. You need to learn that love isn't just flirting."
“Just tell him you like him. He won’t realize otherwise.”
”And you need to realize that you know nothing about me and cherry’s relationship.”
Murphy's eyes widen. "I don't freaking know you. Don't point a gun at me."
"You're tracking a boar, dear." He says as he stands up, chuckling softly
"Oh, but I know about you, little human. And I haven't. Yet."
"Oh... Well that's a mistake."
"I'm trying to train. When the fight comes, it'll come strong, but it isn't going to come yet."
"Here, right along this way." He sniffs out the air and walks over to a separate part of the forest
"When the time came for Cherry to be happy, you brought the fight to them. I'm afraid it's come into my paws, now. But today doesn't seem like a good day to kill. So, I've come to offer you something, which, personally, I wouldn't refuse, water boy."
"Alright!" Hunter bounds after Fink.
"I'll make the decision myself. Tell me it."
He stoops again, pointing "These are deer tracks. Fresh. Doe."
"As much as it would thrill me to kill you today, I believe in redemption. So. Stay away from Cherry, Fern and their siblings, and I won't have to see you again. Is that acceptable?"
"Deer. Yum. Do does taste better?"
"First of all, you know nothing about me and Cherry, so you have no right to make those choices. Second, I have many allies that would not hesitate to kill you, even if I would not."
"Yes, but the doe must be saved more often than not. Repopulation is key. Now, over here..." he shuffles a bit, pointing to more tracks. "Here's a big guy, now."
"I know that you frighten Cherry, and that is enough for me to decide. I also have allies, dear boy, hundreds. Now, let's put this all behind us, shall we?"
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Indubitably the real account of the Salem you're thinking of, Mx. Mason Spark, the Prodigal Fox. Still a furry, still a weirdo. Love y'all. Oh, I'm they/them now.
"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Murphy's eyes widen. "I don't freaking know you. Don't point a gun at me."
"You're tracking a boar, dear." He says as he stands up, chuckling softly
"Oh, but I know about you, little human. And I haven't. Yet."
"Oh... Well that's a mistake."
"I'm trying to train. When the fight comes, it'll come strong, but it isn't going to come yet."
"Here, right along this way." He sniffs out the air and walks over to a separate part of the forest
"When the time came for Cherry to be happy, you brought the fight to them. I'm afraid it's come into my paws, now. But today doesn't seem like a good day to kill. So, I've come to offer you something, which, personally, I wouldn't refuse, water boy."
"Alright!" Hunter bounds after Fink.
"I'll make the decision myself. Tell me it."
He stoops again, pointing "These are deer tracks. Fresh. Doe."
"As much as it would thrill me to kill you today, I believe in redemption. So. Stay away from Cherry, Fern and their siblings, and I won't have to see you again. Is that acceptable?"
"Deer. Yum. Do does taste better?"
"First of all, you know nothing about me and Cherry, so you have no right to make those choices. Second, I have many allies that would not hesitate to kill you, even if I would not."
"Yes, but the doe must be saved more often than not. Repopulation is key. Now, over here..." he shuffles a bit, pointing to more tracks. "Here's a big guy, now."
"I know that you frighten Cherry, and that is enough for me to decide. I also have allies, dear boy, hundreds. Now, let's put this all behind us, shall we?"
"Alright. Let's go."
"No. Learn what happened. Then make your decision. Learn, make good choices, think with your mind and not your heart. The heart is a weak point, but I accept that yes, I do love Cherry. And I'm not going to let her go with someone she barely knows."
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
“Here, I’m gonna go and try and warn him. Be back in five.”
”Thank you. And I am not “little”, for your information.”
"Okay." they close their eyes, trying to get over everything
"I am quite large compared to you, no?" he chuckles, making a gesture with his paw to compare their heights
Fern goes, and then comes back. “I think he’ll be fine. How are you feeling?”
“Ugh, I despise having to grow to my full form, but if I must.” Suddenly, he grows to around six feet, his legs more animalistic and antlers bloom upon his head. He now stands around 6”1. “Is this your definition of…small?”
"Mid..." they shrug
"In this form" he gestures to himself. " I suppose I would not consider you small, no. But, you look cuter, indeed."
“Do you wanna do some Halloween stuff?”
”Ah, am I quite cute to you?” His voice seems deeper, and he holds AJ’s chin up.
Oliver is wandering through the woods, followed by two people in hoodies.
Hunter is… well, hunting. At least he’s trying to.
Murphy is standing on the beach, training with a trident.
Sprout walks up to Hunter. “Hi! Need some help?”
Fern walks up to Murphy. “Hey, jerk.” He has a polearm in hand. *is it okie if we just rp the fight or say it happened?*
"Yeah, thanks!" Hunter says eagerly. "Just don't scare off the prey."
*No, I'd prefer to use stat blocks or just not have a fight period. If we roleplay the fight, it'll just end up with overpowered characters. If you want, I can use a really weak stat block and you can use a strong one, I just want a fighting chance as wood counters water.*
Murphy glances at Fern and nods quickly. "I wasn't trying to kill you before." He says quietly. "I lost my temper. I'm sorry. I don't want a fight."
“Oh don’t worry. I saw you with Fink the other day…is something there?”
”Oh no. I didn’t come for a fight. Just to tell you that AJ’s gonna be here soon, and I don’t think he tends to have mercy.”
"What do you mean? There's no prey, but yeah, there's something between us."
"Then drop your weapon and talk with me."
“Yeah, those boys are easy to fall for. Just a little clueless if you’re not bold. I’m sprout, AJ’s kinda boyfriend- ish.”
Fern tosses her weapon to the side. “Fox boy. He’s gonna come with a shotgun, and he’s gonna try and kill you.”
"AJ is... Fink's brother? Nice. We could be family one day."
"Why?"
“Oh, yeah. Maybe we should get to know each other, then. Is your fox boyfriend officially together with you?”
“Because of what you said to cherry. She’s in the cabin right now, still shaken up. I’ll forgive you, but I’m not sure his shotgun will.”
"No... not yet. Maybe someday."
"What I said was right. You need to learn that love isn't just flirting."
“Just tell him you like him. He won’t realize otherwise.”
”And you need to realize that you know nothing about me and cherry’s relationship.”
"Alright... Thank you."
"I have eyes, you know. I see through many, and I see through the sea. I know what's going on, and I don't like it."
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"Here, right along this way." He sniffs out the air and walks over to a separate part of the forest
"When the time came for Cherry to be happy, you brought the fight to them. I'm afraid it's come into my paws, now. But today doesn't seem like a good day to kill. So, I've come to offer you something, which, personally, I wouldn't refuse, water boy."
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"Alright!" Hunter bounds after Fink.
"I'll make the decision myself. Tell me it."
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“Yeah, those boys are easy to fall for. Just a little clueless if you’re not bold. I’m sprout, AJ’s kinda boyfriend- ish.”
Fern tosses her weapon to the side. “Fox boy. He’s gonna come with a shotgun, and he’s gonna try and kill you.”
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"Brother... boyfriend... Oh, alright. Well, I guess that's okay..." They lay back down, still a bit uneasy
"Of course, little one." he smiles and bends over to kiss Sprout
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"AJ is... Fink's brother? Nice. We could be family one day."
"Why?"
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
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“Here, I’m gonna go and try and warn him. Be back in five.”
”Thank you. And I am not “little”, for your information.”
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“Oh, yeah. Maybe we should get to know each other, then. Is your fox boyfriend officially together with you?”
“Because of what you said to cherry. She’s in the cabin right now, still shaken up. I’ll forgive you, but I’m not sure his shotgun will.”
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He stoops again, pointing "These are deer tracks. Fresh. Doe."
"As much as it would thrill me to kill you today, I believe in redemption. So. Stay away from Cherry, Fern and their siblings, and I won't have to see you again. Is that acceptable?"
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"Okay." they close their eyes, trying to get over everything
"I am quite large compared to you, no?" he chuckles, making a gesture with his paw to compare their heights
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
Fern goes, and then comes back. “I think he’ll be fine. How are you feeling?”
“Ugh, I despise having to grow to my full form, but if I must.” Suddenly, he grows to around six feet, his legs more animalistic and antlers bloom upon his head. He now stands around 6”1. “Is this your definition of…small?”
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"Deer. Yum. Do does taste better?"
"First of all, you know nothing about me and Cherry, so you have no right to make those choices. Second, I have many allies that would not hesitate to kill you, even if I would not."
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"No... not yet. Maybe someday."
"What I said was right. You need to learn that love isn't just flirting."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
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"Mid..." they shrug
"In this form" he gestures to himself. " I suppose I would not consider you small, no. But, you look cuter, indeed."
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
“Just tell him you like him. He won’t realize otherwise.”
”And you need to realize that you know nothing about me and cherry’s relationship.”
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"Yes, but the doe must be saved more often than not. Repopulation is key. Now, over here..." he shuffles a bit, pointing to more tracks. "Here's a big guy, now."
"I know that you frighten Cherry, and that is enough for me to decide. I also have allies, dear boy, hundreds. Now, let's put this all behind us, shall we?"
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"Profen alllll night", according to Himy. What he thinks I'm Profen, I'll never know
"Zoro knows exactly what MLM means." - AgateElk
Would you please forgive me? While I cannot love myself, I'll choose someone else. - BNL Cult of the Fox
"Alright. Let's go."
"No. Learn what happened. Then make your decision. Learn, make good choices, think with your mind and not your heart. The heart is a weak point, but I accept that yes, I do love Cherry. And I'm not going to let her go with someone she barely knows."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
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“Do you wanna do some Halloween stuff?”
”Ah, am I quite cute to you?” His voice seems deeper, and he holds AJ’s chin up.
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*waow I did not expect the whole cherry Murphy and fern thing to become this whole arc, it’s kinda cool.*
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"Alright... Thank you."
"I have eyes, you know. I see through many, and I see through the sea. I know what's going on, and I don't like it."
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
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*Indeed.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
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