"REally? you keep them on you everywhere you go...?"
"everwhere that requires a bag!" he shuffles the cards.
"Hah. Just know, if this involves gambling, I will win."
"Got nothing of value to gamble, 'xept maybe this." he throws out a silver card in front of Cordon, it's heavy and emblazoned with a V.
He rasies an eyebrow.
"Where'd ya get that?"
"Everybody's kinda born with one, y'know? I just have a physical copy" on the back it reads Atticus Wierl
"... Oh. That's definitely not vauge at all."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Hah. Well, sleep is a waste of time anyways, unless we really need it."
:Agree! And never need it! Sleep for the lazy:
"Hah! That's the Infirmiry mindset."
:Infirmary smart! You smart:
"Why thank you,- Ah! I never got your name."
:Tiffaneus!:
"Well, thanks Tiffaneus!"
:No, thank thee nameless hero! Head back!!:
"Oh! Iforgot to tell you my name! Ah. My name is Jacob. Jacob Hart."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Clara & Hope are both in the arena, Hope doing a practiced and rhythmic kata, and Clara throwing knives at a dummy she set up
Flip is also in the arena, punching a dummy, muttering, seemingly blessing the dummy, then punching it again.
“What’d you just do with the dummy?” Hope asks, as they get some water
"Oh. I was just trying to protect it from physical impact. It's not really working, unfortunately..."
He points at the face, which is heavily dented. It seems like he's been here a while.
“Damn, you’re strong if the dummy is that dented.”
He looks mildly pleased at this.
"Well, I just don't know how to hold back. Plus, I've been here a while, so that probably is a factor too."
*AGH my keyboard keeps crashing and it’s getting annoying*
”Can’t hold back? Ares?”
*Man that sucks. Any way to fix it?*
"Nope. Soteria. She's the spirit of safety, protection from harm, blah blah blah. I'm trying to protect the dummy from damage. Plus I'm the grandson of Athena, more of her 'protector' aspect, so I feel very little pain from attacking it."
*don’t think so unfortunately*
”So you’re punching this dummy, to try and see if your powers of protection are working?” Hope takes off their shirt and adjusts the prosthetic at their shoulder, before popping it off completely. *yes I know it’s a girl coded name but hope is N/B*
<Maybe try a different device/keyboard? Or digital keyboard?>
"Yes, basically. Unfortunately-" he swings at the dummy, causing its head to fall off, "-it is failing miserably."
<Huh. Okay>
*I’ll try*
”I’ve got an idea. You can’t focus on attacking and protecting at the same time. Let’s get a different dummy, you try to protect it while I attack.” They pop their arm back into place, satisfied. Withered vines and leaves begin to materialize around the wood of the prosthetic and integrate themselves seamlessly into it.
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Oh… you are… not in the right place-… this says Roden Island… This is-… is that even in New York?”
"Gah! Wait, how far are we from that place? Piso, why didn't you say anything, yo?"
The bird somehow sighs, then chirps.
“Look… you’re clearly Lost… but there-… there’s something going on here. Most people… uh, can’t make it over here.”
"Huh? What do you mean?"
“Well… uhm. Usually-…” he points to Thalia’s pine. “No one is… allowed to go past that point. But you just did… come with me… I need to talk to someone about this.”
"Wha- huh? Am I trespassing? Gah, I don't wanna get fined, yo!"
He starts to dash away.
“No- No- Not what I meant YOU AREN’T IN TROUBLE HOLD ON-“ he sprints after the kid.
<Oh my gosh I am so, so sorry I missed this>
He was sort of staring at the map as he ran, so...
"GHAKKKK!"
He hits Thalia's Pine so hard one of his shoes flies off.
Caleb catches up to the kid. “You are-(deep breath)- not in trouble-… but something is definitely going on, you might be in danger, because it is not a coincidence you got lost and came here.”
"Urgh... is this... about that glowing thingy..?"
Piso pecks his head, trying to cure him of his dazedness.
“What glowy thingy? This could be really important.
He gets up and shakes himself off.
"Uh... the, uh... glowing symbol?" He waves his hand above his head. "Y'know, around this area, yo?"
"Well, seeing as you are trying to kill me, I'd beg to differ."
Cordon darts out once more from the shadows and slashes with his rapiers twice before slinking back back. Stealth: 23 *If less than 25, it's a 25.*
To Hit: 22 Damage: 7
To Hit: 19 Damage: 9
If one of them hits, he takes 27 more damage.
Using his prepared reaction, he jumps forward when they jump out, attempting to grab them by the throat again, "I don't want to kill you, we are going in circles." He growls. Grapple:18
"No. We aren't going in circles. we are going in a straight line, towards a singular endpoint. And you know what that endpoint is? One where I win."
He easily dodges the grapple, and carries on with his turn.
He's bleeding badly at this point. He takes a deep breath, sighing, "What happens after that? I would kill anyone at a prison, I'm a son of Ares, I'm a threat anywhere outside of here, I won't kill anyone, I won't kill you, I will stop trying, as long as you don't tell anyone about this."
"... Hmph. I can't take the risk. I don't know what the (GP) you're doing, but it's obviously dangerous to the campers if you're a threat in the mortal world. So if I need to kill you to protect camp, that's what I'll do."
Cordon again rushes out from hidng and slashes with his rapiers twice before dashing back. Stealth: 31 *If less than 25, it's a 25.*
To Hit: 14 Damage: 7
To Hit: 17 Damage: 6
If one of them hits, he takes 24 more damage.
He dodges both of the attacks with the rapier, “You’re responsible. I have to respect that, if you want to know what I’m doing, go over to my sandwich.” He doesn’t fight back this time, his word holding true for at least a moment.
"... fine. But if this is a trick... I won't hesitate to kill."
Cordon walks over, inspecting the sandwich.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Hah. Well, sleep is a waste of time anyways, unless we really need it."
:Agree! And never need it! Sleep for the lazy:
"Hah! That's the Infirmiry mindset."
:Infirmary smart! You smart:
"Why thank you,- Ah! I never got your name."
:Tiffaneus!:
"Well, thanks Tiffaneus!"
:No, thank thee nameless hero! Head back!!:
"Oh! Iforgot to tell you my name! Ah. My name is Jacob. Jacob Hart."
:Jacob! Jacob smart nice hero man! Tell the general!:
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Clara & Hope are both in the arena, Hope doing a practiced and rhythmic kata, and Clara throwing knives at a dummy she set up
Flip is also in the arena, punching a dummy, muttering, seemingly blessing the dummy, then punching it again.
“What’d you just do with the dummy?” Hope asks, as they get some water
"Oh. I was just trying to protect it from physical impact. It's not really working, unfortunately..."
He points at the face, which is heavily dented. It seems like he's been here a while.
“Damn, you’re strong if the dummy is that dented.”
He looks mildly pleased at this.
"Well, I just don't know how to hold back. Plus, I've been here a while, so that probably is a factor too."
*AGH my keyboard keeps crashing and it’s getting annoying*
”Can’t hold back? Ares?”
*Man that sucks. Any way to fix it?*
"Nope. Soteria. She's the spirit of safety, protection from harm, blah blah blah. I'm trying to protect the dummy from damage. Plus I'm the grandson of Athena, more of her 'protector' aspect, so I feel very little pain from attacking it."
*don’t think so unfortunately*
”So you’re punching this dummy, to try and see if your powers of protection are working?” Hope takes off their shirt and adjusts the prosthetic at their shoulder, before popping it off completely. *yes I know it’s a girl coded name but hope is N/B*
<Maybe try a different device/keyboard? Or digital keyboard?>
"Yes, basically. Unfortunately-" he swings at the dummy, causing its head to fall off, "-it is failing miserably."
<Huh. Okay>
*I’ll try*
”I’ve got an idea. You can’t focus on attacking and protecting at the same time. Let’s get a different dummy, you try to protect it while I attack.” They pop their arm back into place, satisfied. Withered vines and leaves begin to materialize around the wood of the prosthetic and integrate themselves seamlessly into it.
"Well... okay."
He concentrates on another dummy, reinforcing its armor, and a shield flashes around it.
<We'll say Dummies have an AC of 15 and a health of 15. (Plus usual construct rules)>
"REally? you keep them on you everywhere you go...?"
"everwhere that requires a bag!" he shuffles the cards.
"Hah. Just know, if this involves gambling, I will win."
"Got nothing of value to gamble, 'xept maybe this." he throws out a silver card in front of Cordon, it's heavy and emblazoned with a V.
He rasies an eyebrow.
"Where'd ya get that?"
"Everybody's kinda born with one, y'know? I just have a physical copy" on the back it reads Atticus Wierl
"... Oh. That's definitely not vauge at all."
"Nothing comes to mind when you hear 'V-Card'?"
"... Nooo...? Is it important...?" *I love how Cordon is on the run from multiple government organizations and yet is still just so innocent*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"Hah. Well, sleep is a waste of time anyways, unless we really need it."
:Agree! And never need it! Sleep for the lazy:
"Hah! That's the Infirmiry mindset."
:Infirmary smart! You smart:
"Why thank you,- Ah! I never got your name."
:Tiffaneus!:
"Well, thanks Tiffaneus!"
:No, thank thee nameless hero! Head back!!:
"Oh! Iforgot to tell you my name! Ah. My name is Jacob. Jacob Hart."
:Jacob! Jacob smart nice hero man! Tell the general!:
"... General...?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"REally? you keep them on you everywhere you go...?"
"everwhere that requires a bag!" he shuffles the cards.
"Hah. Just know, if this involves gambling, I will win."
"Got nothing of value to gamble, 'xept maybe this." he throws out a silver card in front of Cordon, it's heavy and emblazoned with a V.
He rasies an eyebrow.
"Where'd ya get that?"
"Everybody's kinda born with one, y'know? I just have a physical copy" on the back it reads Atticus Wierl
"... Oh. That's definitely not vauge at all."
"Nothing comes to mind when you hear 'V-Card'?"
"... Nooo...? Is it important...?" *I love how Cordon is on the run from multiple government organizations and yet is still just so innocent*
"Come here, sweetie." he waits for them to lean in closer and whispers to them.
"... Okay...?" Cordon leans closer.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"... Oh. That's definitely not vauge at all."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Kian is outside of the labyrinth (or where it should be if in this canon it was erased.)
Chase is practicing with his bow.
Evan is drawing in the Zeus cabin.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Oh! Iforgot to tell you my name! Ah. My name is Jacob. Jacob Hart."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*I’ll try*
”I’ve got an idea. You can’t focus on attacking and protecting at the same time. Let’s get a different dummy, you try to protect it while I attack.” They pop their arm back into place, satisfied. Withered vines and leaves begin to materialize around the wood of the prosthetic and integrate themselves seamlessly into it.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He gets up and shakes himself off.
"Uh... the, uh... glowing symbol?" He waves his hand above his head. "Y'know, around this area, yo?"
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"... fine. But if this is a trick... I won't hesitate to kill."
Cordon walks over, inspecting the sandwich.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
:Jacob! Jacob smart nice hero man! Tell the general!:
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Well... okay."
He concentrates on another dummy, reinforcing its armor, and a shield flashes around it.
<We'll say Dummies have an AC of 15 and a health of 15. (Plus usual construct rules)>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"... Nooo...? Is it important...?" *I love how Cordon is on the run from multiple government organizations and yet is still just so innocent*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*rp, anyone?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"... General...?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"... Okay...?" Cordon leans closer.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"... Oh. OH! OH WAIT- THIS- I- UM-"
Cordon blushes, clearly shocked.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.