'Yeah, I bet. I'm a city guy myself, deep down. They got better infrastructure for a guy like me, and more ways to make a living'
"But they have more police and hostile architecture. I try to avoid it 'cause I know too many dens there. Don't wanna fall back into old habits. I respect Doc too much to do that."
'Yeah, I bet. I'm a city guy myself, deep down. They got better infrastructure for a guy like me, and more ways to make a living'
"But they have more police and hostile architecture. I try to avoid it 'cause I know too many dens there. Don't wanna fall back into old habits. I respect Doc too much to do that."
'That makes sense. No cops too deep in the sewers though'
"But they have more police and hostile architecture. I try to avoid it 'cause I know too many dens there. Don't wanna fall back into old habits. I respect Doc too much to do that."
'That makes sense. No cops too deep in the sewers though'
He nods, raising his eyebrows. "Good point! Never thought of that. But there would be more municipal workers down there to find you." He taps his chin. "Ah, but then again, people still have no idea what lives down there. People say gators, but what would they eat? I don't imagine fish would last long, and humans aren't big or common enough for them. Yet the legend persists, doesn't it?"
"But they have more police and hostile architecture. I try to avoid it 'cause I know too many dens there. Don't wanna fall back into old habits. I respect Doc too much to do that."
'That makes sense. No cops too deep in the sewers though'
He nods, raising his eyebrows. "Good point! Never thought of that. But there would be more municipal workers down there to find you." He taps his chin. "Ah, but then again, people still have no idea what lives down there. People say gators, but what would they eat? I don't imagine fish would last long, and humans aren't big or common enough for them. Yet the legend persists, doesn't it?"
'They eat rats. Big ones. Aren't many gators though. I could solve all the questions of those paranormalists and urban explorers, but they don't wanna talk. Think I'm some kinda Pennywise, I don't know'
He nods, raising his eyebrows. "Good point! Never thought of that. But there would be more municipal workers down there to find you." He taps his chin. "Ah, but then again, people still have no idea what lives down there. People say gators, but what would they eat? I don't imagine fish would last long, and humans aren't big or common enough for them. Yet the legend persists, doesn't it?"
'They eat rats. Big ones. Aren't many gators though. I could solve all the questions of those paranormalists and urban explorers, but they don't wanna talk. Think I'm some kinda Pennywise, I don't know'
"My boss would love to hear your insights, I think, but I'd rather not get on the bad side of the sewer dryads. Those ladies are deadly, and they won't tolerate undead influence in their homes. Makes sense, though."
He nods, raising his eyebrows. "Good point! Never thought of that. But there would be more municipal workers down there to find you." He taps his chin. "Ah, but then again, people still have no idea what lives down there. People say gators, but what would they eat? I don't imagine fish would last long, and humans aren't big or common enough for them. Yet the legend persists, doesn't it?"
'They eat rats. Big ones. Aren't many gators though. I could solve all the questions of those paranormalists and urban explorers, but they don't wanna talk. Think I'm some kinda Pennywise, I don't know'
"My boss would love to hear your insights, I think, but I'd rather not get on the bad side of the sewer dryads. Those ladies are deadly, and they won't tolerate undead influence in their homes. Makes sense, though."
'Sewer dryads? Where are they? Dang it's been a long time being single... joking. I'd appreciate their knowledge, and I wouldn't try anything'
"My boss would love to hear your insights, I think, but I'd rather not get on the bad side of the sewer dryads. Those ladies are deadly, and they won't tolerate undead influence in their homes. Makes sense, though."
'Sewer dryads? Where are they? Dang it's been a long time being single... joking. I'd appreciate their knowledge, and I wouldn't try anything'
"You don't see them unless they want to be seen. Even I'm only guessing that it's them. There could be fae-aligned sewer druid psychics down there, but that seems even less likely."
"My boss would love to hear your insights, I think, but I'd rather not get on the bad side of the sewer dryads. Those ladies are deadly, and they won't tolerate undead influence in their homes. Makes sense, though."
'Sewer dryads? Where are they? Dang it's been a long time being single... joking. I'd appreciate their knowledge, and I wouldn't try anything'
"You don't see them unless they want to be seen. Even I'm only guessing that it's them. There could be fae-aligned sewer druid psychics down there, but that seems even less likely."
'Yeah, sounds a little crazy, but then, this is a world where we exist. I'd imagine there'd be more naiads than dryads down there. Man, it would be a sight though, get someone to learn from. Maybe that's what I miss about the big cities. What do ya got to do for them to want to be seen?'
"You don't see them unless they want to be seen. Even I'm only guessing that it's them. There could be fae-aligned sewer druid psychics down there, but that seems even less likely."
'Yeah, sounds a little crazy, but then, this is a world where we exist. I'd imagine there'd be more naiads than dryads down there. Man, it would be a sight though, get someone to learn from. Maybe that's what I miss about the big cities. What do ya got to do for them to want to be seen?'
"No idea. They attack me on sight. Their sight. I still see nothing." He laughs. "Crazy stuff, man."
"You don't see them unless they want to be seen. Even I'm only guessing that it's them. There could be fae-aligned sewer druid psychics down there, but that seems even less likely."
'Yeah, sounds a little crazy, but then, this is a world where we exist. I'd imagine there'd be more naiads than dryads down there. Man, it would be a sight though, get someone to learn from. Maybe that's what I miss about the big cities. What do ya got to do for them to want to be seen?'
"No idea. They attack me on sight. Their sight. I still see nothing." He laughs. "Crazy stuff, man."
'Which city is this they're in? Seems there's a lot I don't understand, and their ways could unlock so much. And... are they pretty?'
"No idea. They attack me on sight. Their sight. I still see nothing." He laughs. "Crazy stuff, man."
'Which city is this they're in? Seems there's a lot I don't understand, and their ways could unlock so much. And... are they pretty?'
"Dallas, and going by the few drawings I've seen, very."
'I gotta go Dallas when my work here is done. Is there much in the way of cryptid activity? Not been to Dallas, I haven't really been in the South much except Balios'
"Dallas, and going by the few drawings I've seen, very."
'I gotta go Dallas when my work here is done. Is there much in the way of cryptid activity? Not been to Dallas, I haven't really been in the South much except Balios'
"Oh, if you think we got monsters here, you ain't never seen Dallas. Everyone believes in monsters, since they grow so much faster with all the Dark Energy flowing around. They're stronger, sneakier, and smarter. Nearly every city has at least one Hellmouth in it."
"Dallas, and going by the few drawings I've seen, very."
'I gotta go Dallas when my work here is done. Is there much in the way of cryptid activity? Not been to Dallas, I haven't really been in the South much except Balios'
"Oh, if you think we got monsters here, you ain't never seen Dallas. Everyone believes in monsters, since they grow so much faster with all the Dark Energy flowing around. They're stronger, sneakier, and smarter. Nearly every city has at least one Hellmouth in it."
'Interesting... Don't remember there being one in Seattle, I liked that place. New York was mad, wouldn't be surprised if there was anything there, but Balios has the highest proportion of paranormal activity for the size of the population'
"Oh, if you think we got monsters here, you ain't never seen Dallas. Everyone believes in monsters, since they grow so much faster with all the Dark Energy flowing around. They're stronger, sneakier, and smarter. Nearly every city has at least one Hellmouth in it."
'Interesting... Don't remember there being one in Seattle, I liked that place. New York was mad, wouldn't be surprised if there was anything there, but Balios has the highest proportion of paranormal activity for the size of the population'
"Yup. One of the reasons the Doc is interested, actually."
"Oh, if you think we got monsters here, you ain't never seen Dallas. Everyone believes in monsters, since they grow so much faster with all the Dark Energy flowing around. They're stronger, sneakier, and smarter. Nearly every city has at least one Hellmouth in it."
'Interesting... Don't remember there being one in Seattle, I liked that place. New York was mad, wouldn't be surprised if there was anything there, but Balios has the highest proportion of paranormal activity for the size of the population'
"Yup. One of the reasons the Doc is interested, actually."
'Yeah. Seems like there's a lot of interest here. The Mayor's trying to cook this place up as a monster hunting hotspot'
"Yup. One of the reasons the Doc is interested, actually."
'Yeah. Seems like there's a lot of interest here. The Mayor's trying to cook this place up as a monster hunting hotspot'
"Oof. Gotta tell the boss about that one. Doc loves monsters. Occultist, you know? He has tomes and tomes about Fearsome Critters. You heard of those? They're crazy."
"Yup. One of the reasons the Doc is interested, actually."
'Yeah. Seems like there's a lot of interest here. The Mayor's trying to cook this place up as a monster hunting hotspot'
"Oof. Gotta tell the boss about that one. Doc loves monsters. Occultist, you know? He has tomes and tomes about Fearsome Critters. You heard of those? They're crazy."
'Nah, what are they? I wouldn't get Doc involved in the Mayor's stuff, except maybe to deal with his little Cato problem'
"Oof. Gotta tell the boss about that one. Doc loves monsters. Occultist, you know? He has tomes and tomes about Fearsome Critters. You heard of those? They're crazy."
'Nah, what are they? I wouldn't get Doc involved in the Mayor's stuff, except maybe to deal with his little Cato problem'
"Fearsome Critters were the first Nightmares the white man encountered in the US. They could and did look like anything. They preyed on lumberjacks, and there are so many different critters it's unbelievable. Each of them have their own names, too. There's a bird with a gun for a face, for one. The Squonk is a popular one. It's so ugly that it cries, and its tears melt it into mud. I have no idea what's up with those."
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'Yeah, I bet. I'm a city guy myself, deep down. They got better infrastructure for a guy like me, and more ways to make a living'
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"But they have more police and hostile architecture. I try to avoid it 'cause I know too many dens there. Don't wanna fall back into old habits. I respect Doc too much to do that."
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'That makes sense. No cops too deep in the sewers though'
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He nods, raising his eyebrows. "Good point! Never thought of that. But there would be more municipal workers down there to find you." He taps his chin. "Ah, but then again, people still have no idea what lives down there. People say gators, but what would they eat? I don't imagine fish would last long, and humans aren't big or common enough for them. Yet the legend persists, doesn't it?"
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'They eat rats. Big ones. Aren't many gators though. I could solve all the questions of those paranormalists and urban explorers, but they don't wanna talk. Think I'm some kinda Pennywise, I don't know'
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"My boss would love to hear your insights, I think, but I'd rather not get on the bad side of the sewer dryads. Those ladies are deadly, and they won't tolerate undead influence in their homes. Makes sense, though."
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'Sewer dryads? Where are they? Dang it's been a long time being single... joking. I'd appreciate their knowledge, and I wouldn't try anything'
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"You don't see them unless they want to be seen. Even I'm only guessing that it's them. There could be fae-aligned sewer druid psychics down there, but that seems even less likely."
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'Yeah, sounds a little crazy, but then, this is a world where we exist. I'd imagine there'd be more naiads than dryads down there. Man, it would be a sight though, get someone to learn from. Maybe that's what I miss about the big cities. What do ya got to do for them to want to be seen?'
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"No idea. They attack me on sight. Their sight. I still see nothing." He laughs. "Crazy stuff, man."
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'Which city is this they're in? Seems there's a lot I don't understand, and their ways could unlock so much. And... are they pretty?'
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"Dallas, and going by the few drawings I've seen, very."
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'I gotta go Dallas when my work here is done. Is there much in the way of cryptid activity? Not been to Dallas, I haven't really been in the South much except Balios'
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"Oh, if you think we got monsters here, you ain't never seen Dallas. Everyone believes in monsters, since they grow so much faster with all the Dark Energy flowing around. They're stronger, sneakier, and smarter. Nearly every city has at least one Hellmouth in it."
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'Interesting... Don't remember there being one in Seattle, I liked that place. New York was mad, wouldn't be surprised if there was anything there, but Balios has the highest proportion of paranormal activity for the size of the population'
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"Yup. One of the reasons the Doc is interested, actually."
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'Yeah. Seems like there's a lot of interest here. The Mayor's trying to cook this place up as a monster hunting hotspot'
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"Oof. Gotta tell the boss about that one. Doc loves monsters. Occultist, you know? He has tomes and tomes about Fearsome Critters. You heard of those? They're crazy."
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'Nah, what are they? I wouldn't get Doc involved in the Mayor's stuff, except maybe to deal with his little Cato problem'
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"Fearsome Critters were the first Nightmares the white man encountered in the US. They could and did look like anything. They preyed on lumberjacks, and there are so many different critters it's unbelievable. Each of them have their own names, too. There's a bird with a gun for a face, for one. The Squonk is a popular one. It's so ugly that it cries, and its tears melt it into mud. I have no idea what's up with those."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels