the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
the jigsaw man laughs, a suprisingly human sound. "I've never tried that before. maybe I should"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
the jigsaw man laughs, a suprisingly human sound. "I've never tried that before. maybe I should"
'Ah, yes. We could do something like that together. Where are you staying, in this town?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
the jigsaw man laughs, a suprisingly human sound. "I've never tried that before. maybe I should"
'Ah, yes. We could do something like that together. Where are you staying, in this town?'
"just random people's houses. sometimes im imitating someone who lives there, sometimes im hiding in the walls or attic"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
the jigsaw man laughs, a suprisingly human sound. "I've never tried that before. maybe I should"
'Ah, yes. We could do something like that together. Where are you staying, in this town?'
"just random people's houses. sometimes im imitating someone who lives there, sometimes im hiding in the walls or attic"
'That's fair. Since the other Nightmares have started their manhunt, I haven't been doing much better. Nearly ended up in the sewers, but then I realised I wasn't that desperate. Found any nice houses we could take over?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
the jigsaw man laughs, a suprisingly human sound. "I've never tried that before. maybe I should"
'Ah, yes. We could do something like that together. Where are you staying, in this town?'
"just random people's houses. sometimes im imitating someone who lives there, sometimes im hiding in the walls or attic"
'That's fair. Since the other Nightmares have started their manhunt, I haven't been doing much better. Nearly ended up in the sewers, but then I realised I wasn't that desperate. Found any nice houses we could take over?'
"well... there is this nice one on 5th. two stories, 4 bedroom, dysfunctional family..."
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
the jigsaw man laughs, a suprisingly human sound. "I've never tried that before. maybe I should"
'Ah, yes. We could do something like that together. Where are you staying, in this town?'
"just random people's houses. sometimes im imitating someone who lives there, sometimes im hiding in the walls or attic"
'That's fair. Since the other Nightmares have started their manhunt, I haven't been doing much better. Nearly ended up in the sewers, but then I realised I wasn't that desperate. Found any nice houses we could take over?'
"well... there is this nice one on 5th. two stories, 4 bedroom, dysfunctional family..."
'Why don't we pay them a visit? Let's see just how dysfunctional they really are under pressure...'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the jigsaw man is bored of this shell. it sheds the stolen skin, revealing its true form, and goes on the prowl again, limbs and neck stretching, ropy tendons swinging free, long tounge lolling out
Iago waves to him
the jigsaw man waves back. "hi!"
'How's it been going? Stayed safe?'
"been going alright. I try to. how 'bout you?"
'Ah, pretty good. Haven't been killed yet. Perhaps I can get the town on my side, that's my hope. So they realise I'm no more of a monster than they are'
"that's the dream isn't it? yes, I skin people alive to imitate them, but have you checked on your own history lately?"
'You calling me a hypocrite? You're mistaken. I am no more of a monster than they are, but only because they're all sick, twisted monsters themselves. They just don't realise it yet'. He lets out a muffled laugh
"no, I was imitating talking to a human. they never realize and never listen. all they do is scream"
'Maybe we have a few things in common?'
"like what?"
'We both like to skin people?'
"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
"why do you skin people?"
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
the jigsaw man laughs, a suprisingly human sound. "I've never tried that before. maybe I should"
'Ah, yes. We could do something like that together. Where are you staying, in this town?'
"just random people's houses. sometimes im imitating someone who lives there, sometimes im hiding in the walls or attic"
'That's fair. Since the other Nightmares have started their manhunt, I haven't been doing much better. Nearly ended up in the sewers, but then I realised I wasn't that desperate. Found any nice houses we could take over?'
"well... there is this nice one on 5th. two stories, 4 bedroom, dysfunctional family..."
'Why don't we pay them a visit? Let's see just how dysfunctional they really are under pressure...'
the jigsaw man smiles. "lets go". and using its stretched legs, it walks off
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
"of what?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
"of what?"
'It looks ridiculous. Kind of the goal when dealing with mortals, the less they take me seriously at first, the more likely they are not to question me or suspect anything remotely sinister. But I don't think I have to pretend with you'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
"of what?"
'It looks ridiculous. Kind of the goal when dealing with mortals, the less they take me seriously at first, the more likely they are not to question me or suspect anything remotely sinister. But I don't think I have to pretend with you'
"no. why do you wear it anyway?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
"of what?"
'It looks ridiculous. Kind of the goal when dealing with mortals, the less they take me seriously at first, the more likely they are not to question me or suspect anything remotely sinister. But I don't think I have to pretend with you'
"no. why do you wear it anyway?"
'Well, at first it was so I could search for a particular enemy of mine. He likes to hide out in the chemical factory, and in the sewers, and i wanted to stay safe. But then I realised how convenient it was at hiding my identity'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
"of what?"
'It looks ridiculous. Kind of the goal when dealing with mortals, the less they take me seriously at first, the more likely they are not to question me or suspect anything remotely sinister. But I don't think I have to pretend with you'
"no. why do you wear it anyway?"
'Well, at first it was so I could search for a particular enemy of mine. He likes to hide out in the chemical factory, and in the sewers, and i wanted to stay safe. But then I realised how convenient it was at hiding my identity'
"makes sense. ahhh, here we are!" the jigsaw man stops outside of a large, whitewashed house. its the most basic upper-middle class white people house you've ever seen
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
"of what?"
'It looks ridiculous. Kind of the goal when dealing with mortals, the less they take me seriously at first, the more likely they are not to question me or suspect anything remotely sinister. But I don't think I have to pretend with you'
"no. why do you wear it anyway?"
'Well, at first it was so I could search for a particular enemy of mine. He likes to hide out in the chemical factory, and in the sewers, and i wanted to stay safe. But then I realised how convenient it was at hiding my identity'
"makes sense. ahhh, here we are!" the jigsaw man stops outside of a large, whitewashed house. its the most basic upper-middle class white people house you've ever seen
'It looks beautiful. Let's go and meet the family'
Iago unzips his hazmat suit to reveal a crisp white tuxedo. He puts on a pair of red-lensed aviator sunglasses
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
"of what?"
'It looks ridiculous. Kind of the goal when dealing with mortals, the less they take me seriously at first, the more likely they are not to question me or suspect anything remotely sinister. But I don't think I have to pretend with you'
"no. why do you wear it anyway?"
'Well, at first it was so I could search for a particular enemy of mine. He likes to hide out in the chemical factory, and in the sewers, and i wanted to stay safe. But then I realised how convenient it was at hiding my identity'
"makes sense. ahhh, here we are!" the jigsaw man stops outside of a large, whitewashed house. its the most basic upper-middle class white people house you've ever seen
'It looks beautiful. Let's go and meet the family'
Iago unzips his hazmat suit to reveal a crisp white tuxedo. He puts on a pair of red-lensed aviator sunglasses
the jigsaw man moves a puzzle piece from its chest, reaching inside and pulling out various puzzle peice shaped bits of skin, and attaching them to its own body.
"last the eyes"
it takes two mismatched eyes, and places them in its own sockets. the end result is a mismatched person, like a box of puzzle pieces got mixed up. it wears similarly mismatched clothes, bits of ball gown and suit jacket and t-shirt and jeans and tennis shoes
"not my best disguise, but it'll do. do you want to do the honors or should I?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
"of what?"
'It looks ridiculous. Kind of the goal when dealing with mortals, the less they take me seriously at first, the more likely they are not to question me or suspect anything remotely sinister. But I don't think I have to pretend with you'
"no. why do you wear it anyway?"
'Well, at first it was so I could search for a particular enemy of mine. He likes to hide out in the chemical factory, and in the sewers, and i wanted to stay safe. But then I realised how convenient it was at hiding my identity'
"makes sense. ahhh, here we are!" the jigsaw man stops outside of a large, whitewashed house. its the most basic upper-middle class white people house you've ever seen
'It looks beautiful. Let's go and meet the family'
Iago unzips his hazmat suit to reveal a crisp white tuxedo. He puts on a pair of red-lensed aviator sunglasses
the jigsaw man moves a puzzle piece from its chest, reaching inside and pulling out various puzzle peice shaped bits of skin, and attaching them to its own body.
"last the eyes"
it takes two mismatched eyes, and places them in its own sockets. the end result is a mismatched person, like a box of puzzle pieces got mixed up. it wears similarly mismatched clothes, bits of ball gown and suit jacket and t-shirt and jeans and tennis shoes
"not my best disguise, but it'll do. do you want to do the honors or should I?"
'Oh, after you.'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
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"wait... are we talking about humans or you?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'Both, I'd suppose. I know that I do, but there are many humans who do as well'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"why do you skin people?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'It keeps me in touch with my true nature. It's also fun to make people skin each other. Especially friends and family members. Makes them realise just how skin-deep their loyalty is, you could say'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the jigsaw man laughs, a suprisingly human sound. "I've never tried that before. maybe I should"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'Ah, yes. We could do something like that together. Where are you staying, in this town?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"just random people's houses. sometimes im imitating someone who lives there, sometimes im hiding in the walls or attic"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'That's fair. Since the other Nightmares have started their manhunt, I haven't been doing much better. Nearly ended up in the sewers, but then I realised I wasn't that desperate. Found any nice houses we could take over?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"well... there is this nice one on 5th. two stories, 4 bedroom, dysfunctional family..."
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'Why don't we pay them a visit? Let's see just how dysfunctional they really are under pressure...'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the jigsaw man smiles. "lets go". and using its stretched legs, it walks off
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Iago follows. 'This hazmat suit, does it get in the way?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"of what?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'It looks ridiculous. Kind of the goal when dealing with mortals, the less they take me seriously at first, the more likely they are not to question me or suspect anything remotely sinister. But I don't think I have to pretend with you'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"no. why do you wear it anyway?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'Well, at first it was so I could search for a particular enemy of mine. He likes to hide out in the chemical factory, and in the sewers, and i wanted to stay safe. But then I realised how convenient it was at hiding my identity'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"makes sense. ahhh, here we are!" the jigsaw man stops outside of a large, whitewashed house. its the most basic upper-middle class white people house you've ever seen
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'It looks beautiful. Let's go and meet the family'
Iago unzips his hazmat suit to reveal a crisp white tuxedo. He puts on a pair of red-lensed aviator sunglasses
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
the jigsaw man moves a puzzle piece from its chest, reaching inside and pulling out various puzzle peice shaped bits of skin, and attaching them to its own body.
"last the eyes"
it takes two mismatched eyes, and places them in its own sockets. the end result is a mismatched person, like a box of puzzle pieces got mixed up. it wears similarly mismatched clothes, bits of ball gown and suit jacket and t-shirt and jeans and tennis shoes
"not my best disguise, but it'll do. do you want to do the honors or should I?"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
'Oh, after you.'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.