A fraught, slender, somewhat green mind flayer is seated in the room, fidgeting anxiously.
He's shuffled to the processing desk, Dyrem (named for description purposes) sat behind it
She takes a seat in front of the desk, looking even more worried now.
His mannerisms are friendly and he smiles. "Hi, what's your name?"
“Ilsent.” Her voice has clearly not been used in a while. “You?”
"Dyrem, but unimportant." he pulls up Ilsent's file. "Ah alright. You'll be in the highrise apartments in block A, H-2."
*is this vhs man, babe?*
*nein, i created a new character*
"Why did you bring me back?"
"That wasn't my choice, I just work here."
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*Your God, ahem, erm. Mayor! your mayor has returned.&
*Your toaster was put in the air fryer. Again.*
*oh dearie, dear. Who hurt you?*
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*Your God, ahem, erm. Mayor! your mayor has returned.&
*Your toaster was put in the air fryer. Again.*
*oh dearie, dear. Who hurt you?*
*Life in general... and the air fryer*
*i'll make an appointment for you to get buffed, my dear*
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*Your God, ahem, erm. Mayor! your mayor has returned.&
*Your toaster was put in the air fryer. Again.*
*oh dearie, dear. Who hurt you?*
*Life in general... and the air fryer*
*i'll make an appointment for you to get buffed, my dear*
*I also am now prone... and restrained... and invisible... and... uh... yeah*
*(pat pat) you shall be repaired*
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*Your God, ahem, erm. Mayor! your mayor has returned.&
*Your toaster was put in the air fryer. Again.*
*oh dearie, dear. Who hurt you?*
*Life in general... and the air fryer*
*i'll make an appointment for you to get buffed, my dear*
*I also am now prone... and restrained... and invisible... and... uh... yeah*
*(pat pat) you shall be repaired*
*I just need to buy new limbs*
*I'll send ya the money*
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
She looks up for a moment. “Then I hope it was worth it for whatever purposes they have.”
"Do not wish to live?"
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She looks up for a moment. “Then I hope it was worth it for whatever purposes they have.”
"Do not wish to live?"
“No, no, I’m fine either way. But I just don’t think it was smart of them to let ME live again.”
"I see. Well, any thing I can do for you?"
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
She looks up for a moment. “Then I hope it was worth it for whatever purposes they have.”
"Do not wish to live?"
“No, no, I’m fine either way. But I just don’t think it was smart of them to let ME live again.”
"I see. Well, any thing I can do for you?"
Ilsent thinks over this question for a while. “None of my possessions survived, did they? I doubt anything on my body lasted long with all that weathering…”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
She looks up for a moment. “Then I hope it was worth it for whatever purposes they have.”
"Do not wish to live?"
“No, no, I’m fine either way. But I just don’t think it was smart of them to let ME live again.”
"I see. Well, any thing I can do for you?"
Ilsent thinks over this question for a while. “None of my possessions survived, did they? I doubt anything on my body lasted long with all that weathering…”
"I don't think so, I can check." he types on a computer and looks at something.
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*Thank u. According to toaster rules, I am illegal til I buy limbs :3*
*I cant have my wonderful toaster being illegal!*
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
She looks up for a moment. “Then I hope it was worth it for whatever purposes they have.”
"Do not wish to live?"
“No, no, I’m fine either way. But I just don’t think it was smart of them to let ME live again.”
"I see. Well, any thing I can do for you?"
Ilsent thinks over this question for a while. “None of my possessions survived, did they? I doubt anything on my body lasted long with all that weathering…”
"I don't think so, I can check." he types on a computer and looks at something.
She undulates quietly, waiting for a further response.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
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*Your toaster was put in the air fryer. Again.*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"That wasn't my choice, I just work here."
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
“Oh. Why did they bring me back?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*oh dearie, dear. Who hurt you?*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Life in general... and the air fryer*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*i'll make an appointment for you to get buffed, my dear*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*I also am now prone... and restrained... and invisible... and... uh... yeah*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*(pat pat) you shall be repaired*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*I just need to buy new limbs*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"I honestly don't know."
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*I'll send ya the money*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
She looks up for a moment. “Then I hope it was worth it for whatever purposes they have.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Do not wish to live?"
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
“No, no, I’m fine either way. But I just don’t think it was smart of them to let ME live again.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I see. Well, any thing I can do for you?"
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Thank u. According to toaster rules, I am illegal til I buy limbs :3*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Ilsent thinks over this question for a while. “None of my possessions survived, did they? I doubt anything on my body lasted long with all that weathering…”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I don't think so, I can check." he types on a computer and looks at something.
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*I cant have my wonderful toaster being illegal!*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
She undulates quietly, waiting for a further response.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.