Cynophobia Cult!!!!

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So, when do we start forbidding contact with the outside world and psychologically tormenting our members so they feel like they can’t leave?

 Half, send him back to the latrines.

 we have like 18 or 19 members already so we have probably outsized all the smaller cults

 It’s time to start conquering smaller nations

 also cyno you need to finalize a peace agreement with the jeff cult

 Where?

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Character creation:

 

• Your stat array will be one of the following: 18 16 14 12 11 7/ 16 16 16 13 10 8/ 17 17 12 12 9 9/ 17 16 15 13 11 8
• Use 5e, not 6e.
• If you choose a lineage, you cannot gain the benefits of another race.
• NO EPIC BOONS 👹
• All participants must agree to it if any of them have mounts or familiars that are not specified in a class, item, spell, or subclass feature. Homebrew must also be agreed on from both parties or the one with the homebrew must instead use something within 5e. All Cyno and Chris homebrew is automatically approved.
• You have 10 points to spend on magic items. Unused points are converted into 50 GP each.
  common (1 point)
  uncommon (2 points)
  rare (3 points)
  very rare (4 points)
  legendary (5 points)
• No partnered content or UA. Mercer stuff is fine, as well as other content books.
• Pick custom background when choosing your background.
• Multiclassing and optional features are allowed.
• Poisons count as uncommon magic items, with the exception of purple worm poison which is rare.
• No divine intervention or anything of the sort that summons some kind of all powerful deity
• Banned items and spells: Artifacts, Tomes/manuals, Spell Scrolls, Wish for any use except for the ones not up to the DM’s discretion, Ring of three wishes, Clones or Simulacrums created before the fight, Modern Firearms. More may be added.

 

Redpelt is getting hit with the stripper wizard.

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So, when do we start forbidding contact with the outside world and psychologically tormenting our members so they feel like they can’t leave?

 Half, send him back to the latrines.

 we have like 18 or 19 members already so we have probably outsized all the smaller cults

 It’s time to start conquering smaller nations

 also cyno you need to finalize a peace agreement with the jeff cult

 Where?

 in the cult of jeff just quick post that you agree to prior mentions of a peace agreement or something and we will be all set

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Character creation:

 

• Your stat array will be one of the following: 18 16 14 12 11 7/ 16 16 16 13 10 8/ 17 17 12 12 9 9/ 17 16 15 13 11 8
• Use 5e, not 6e.
• If you choose a lineage, you cannot gain the benefits of another race.
• NO EPIC BOONS 👹
• All participants must agree to it if any of them have mounts or familiars that are not specified in a class, item, spell, or subclass feature. Homebrew must also be agreed on from both parties or the one with the homebrew must instead use something within 5e. All Cyno and Chris homebrew is automatically approved.
• You have 10 points to spend on magic items. Unused points are converted into 50 GP each.
  common (1 point)
  uncommon (2 points)
  rare (3 points)
  very rare (4 points)
  legendary (5 points)
• No partnered content or UA. Mercer stuff is fine, as well as other content books.
• Pick custom background when choosing your background.
• Multiclassing and optional features are allowed.
• Poisons count as uncommon magic items, with the exception of purple worm poison which is rare.
• No divine intervention or anything of the sort that summons some kind of all powerful deity
• Banned items and spells: Artifacts, Tomes/manuals, Spell Scrolls, Wish for any use except for the ones not up to the DM’s discretion, Ring of three wishes, Clones or Simulacrums created before the fight, Modern Firearms. More may be added.

 

Redpelt is getting hit with the stripper wizard.

 excuse me what?

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Character creation:

 

• Your stat array will be one of the following: 18 16 14 12 11 7/ 16 16 16 13 10 8/ 17 17 12 12 9 9/ 17 16 15 13 11 8
• Use 5e, not 6e.
• If you choose a lineage, you cannot gain the benefits of another race.
• NO EPIC BOONS 👹
• All participants must agree to it if any of them have mounts or familiars that are not specified in a class, item, spell, or subclass feature. Homebrew must also be agreed on from both parties or the one with the homebrew must instead use something within 5e. All Cyno and Chris homebrew is automatically approved.
• You have 10 points to spend on magic items. Unused points are converted into 50 GP each.
  common (1 point)
  uncommon (2 points)
  rare (3 points)
  very rare (4 points)
  legendary (5 points)
• No partnered content or UA. Mercer stuff is fine, as well as other content books.
• Pick custom background when choosing your background.
• Multiclassing and optional features are allowed.
• Poisons count as uncommon magic items, with the exception of purple worm poison which is rare.
• No divine intervention or anything of the sort that summons some kind of all powerful deity
• Banned items and spells: Artifacts, Tomes/manuals, Spell Scrolls, Wish for any use except for the ones not up to the DM’s discretion, Ring of three wishes, Clones or Simulacrums created before the fight, Modern Firearms. More may be added.

 

Redpelt is getting hit with the stripper wizard.

 excuse me what?

Don't worry about it. All will be revealed.

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So, when do we start forbidding contact with the outside world and psychologically tormenting our members so they feel like they can’t leave?

 Half, send him back to the latrines.

 we have like 18 or 19 members already so we have probably outsized all the smaller cults

 It’s time to start conquering smaller nations

 also cyno you need to finalize a peace agreement with the jeff cult

 Where?

 in the cult of jeff just quick post that you agree to prior mentions of a peace agreement or something and we will be all set

Ask for details, though. See if there's fine print. We trust only yourself.

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Character creation:

 

• Your stat array will be one of the following: 18 16 14 12 11 7/ 16 16 16 13 10 8/ 17 17 12 12 9 9/ 17 16 15 13 11 8
• Use 5e, not 6e.
• If you choose a lineage, you cannot gain the benefits of another race.
• NO EPIC BOONS 👹
• All participants must agree to it if any of them have mounts or familiars that are not specified in a class, item, spell, or subclass feature. Homebrew must also be agreed on from both parties or the one with the homebrew must instead use something within 5e. All Cyno and Chris homebrew is automatically approved.
• You have 10 points to spend on magic items. Unused points are converted into 50 GP each.
  common (1 point)
  uncommon (2 points)
  rare (3 points)
  very rare (4 points)
  legendary (5 points)
• No partnered content or UA. Mercer stuff is fine, as well as other content books.
• Pick custom background when choosing your background.
• Multiclassing and optional features are allowed.
• Poisons count as uncommon magic items, with the exception of purple worm poison which is rare.
• No divine intervention or anything of the sort that summons some kind of all powerful deity
• Banned items and spells: Artifacts, Tomes/manuals, Spell Scrolls, Wish for any use except for the ones not up to the DM’s discretion, Ring of three wishes, Clones or Simulacrums created before the fight, Modern Firearms. More may be added.

 

Redpelt is getting hit with the stripper wizard.

 excuse me what?

It’s exactly as evil as it sounds, but in an entirely different way than you’re thinking.

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Character creation:

 

• Your stat array will be one of the following: 18 16 14 12 11 7/ 16 16 16 13 10 8/ 17 17 12 12 9 9/ 17 16 15 13 11 8
• Use 5e, not 6e.
• If you choose a lineage, you cannot gain the benefits of another race.
• NO EPIC BOONS 👹
• All participants must agree to it if any of them have mounts or familiars that are not specified in a class, item, spell, or subclass feature. Homebrew must also be agreed on from both parties or the one with the homebrew must instead use something within 5e. All Cyno and Chris homebrew is automatically approved.
• You have 10 points to spend on magic items. Unused points are converted into 50 GP each.
  common (1 point)
  uncommon (2 points)
  rare (3 points)
  very rare (4 points)
  legendary (5 points)
• No partnered content or UA. Mercer stuff is fine, as well as other content books.
• Pick custom background when choosing your background.
• Multiclassing and optional features are allowed.
• Poisons count as uncommon magic items, with the exception of purple worm poison which is rare.
• No divine intervention or anything of the sort that summons some kind of all powerful deity
• Banned items and spells: Artifacts, Tomes/manuals, Spell Scrolls, Wish for any use except for the ones not up to the DM’s discretion, Ring of three wishes, Clones or Simulacrums created before the fight, Modern Firearms. More may be added.

 

Redpelt is getting hit with the stripper wizard.

 excuse me what?

It’s exactly as evil as it sounds, but in an entirely different way than you’re thinking.

 I just realized the worst thing about me being usurped is the fact i'll have to go in and edit the thread constantly even though i'm not a cult leader anymore

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 in the cult of jeff just quick post that you agree to prior mentions of a peace agreement or something and we will be all set

 Hmm…. I will consider this

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So, when do we start forbidding contact with the outside world and psychologically tormenting our members so they feel like they can’t leave?

 Half, send him back to the latrines.

 we have like 18 or 19 members already so we have probably outsized all the smaller cults

 It’s time to start conquering smaller nations

 also cyno you need to finalize a peace agreement with the jeff cult

 Where?

 in the cult of jeff just quick post that you agree to prior mentions of a peace agreement or something and we will be all set

Ask for details, though. See if there's fine print. We trust only yourself.

 I don't think gibber would screw over a cult hes apart of

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 I just realized the worst thing about me being usurped is the fact i'll have to go in and edit the thread constantly even though i'm not a cult leader anymore

 You shall be my scribe, my disciple whose hand is guided by my divine word.

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So, when do we start forbidding contact with the outside world and psychologically tormenting our members so they feel like they can’t leave?

 Half, send him back to the latrines.

 we have like 18 or 19 members already so we have probably outsized all the smaller cults

 It’s time to start conquering smaller nations

 also cyno you need to finalize a peace agreement with the jeff cult

 Where?

 in the cult of jeff just quick post that you agree to prior mentions of a peace agreement or something and we will be all set

Ask for details, though. See if there's fine print. We trust only yourself.

 I don't think gibber would screw over a cult hes apart of

He is mortal. The mind is weak. Do not think. Just know.

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 in the cult of jeff just quick post that you agree to prior mentions of a peace agreement or something and we will be all set

 Hmm…. I will consider this

 all right i was just letting you know that me and bananer started a peace agreement but nothing is finalized atleast i think bananer was the one who brought up peace talks

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 I just realized the worst thing about me being usurped is the fact i'll have to go in and edit the thread constantly even though i'm not a cult leader anymore

 You shall be my scribe, my disciple whose hand is guided by my divine word.

 fair enough

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So, when do we start forbidding contact with the outside world and psychologically tormenting our members so they feel like they can’t leave?

 Half, send him back to the latrines.

 we have like 18 or 19 members already so we have probably outsized all the smaller cults

 It’s time to start conquering smaller nations

 also cyno you need to finalize a peace agreement with the jeff cult

 Where?

 in the cult of jeff just quick post that you agree to prior mentions of a peace agreement or something and we will be all set

Ask for details, though. See if there's fine print. We trust only yourself.

 I don't think gibber would screw over a cult hes apart of

He is mortal. The mind is weak. Do not think. Just know.

 .....i'm pretty sure he's an eldritch horror

Alright, who’s fighting me first? 

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So, when do we start forbidding contact with the outside world and psychologically tormenting our members so they feel like they can’t leave?

 Half, send him back to the latrines.

 we have like 18 or 19 members already so we have probably outsized all the smaller cults

 It’s time to start conquering smaller nations

 also cyno you need to finalize a peace agreement with the jeff cult

 Where?

 in the cult of jeff just quick post that you agree to prior mentions of a peace agreement or something and we will be all set

Ask for details, though. See if there's fine print. We trust only yourself.

 I don't think gibber would screw over a cult hes apart of

He is mortal. The mind is weak. Do not think. Just know.

 .....i'm pretty sure he's an eldritch horror

My... tenant doubts this.

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Alright, who’s fighting me first? 

I shall.

I still need to finish the cyno homebrew and balance it T_T

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Alright, who’s fighting me first? 

I shall.

 You can keep your title I’m doing this one for the love of the game.