“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
“You can ask them. I hear this is the perfect place. Anywho, if I stall any longer my lovely officer here will get suspicious. See you around Ray.”
“See you.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*once again i am filled with the need to create an unnescescarily complicated introducteon*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*once again i am filled with the need to create an unnescescarily complicated introducteon*
*Do it!*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*This sounds super fun, can I join as a scientist who studies the UNDEAD? (I think I'm slick hehe)
*have fun!*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*This sounds super fun, can I join as a scientist who studies the UNDEAD? (I think I'm slick hehe)
*I'm more slick.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
Ray glances at her and waves. “There have been a lot of new arrivals today…” He mutters.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
A zombie is standing in front of her, shambling towards her.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
Ray glances at her and waves. “There have been a lot of new arrivals today…” He mutters.
She looks up and gasps.
"Help! I'm being dragged here against my will! They want me to help them, but I won't! I won't! I wo-"
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
Ray glances at her and waves. “There have been a lot of new arrivals today…” He mutters.
She looks up and gasps.
"Help! I'm being dragged here against my will! They want me to help them, but I won't! I won't! I wo-"
She is tasered and screams loudly
“Hey! Stop that!” Ray yells at the guard dragging her in. “She’s inside now! You don’t need to hurt her.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
Ray glances at her and waves. “There have been a lot of new arrivals today…” He mutters.
She looks up and gasps.
"Help! I'm being dragged here against my will! They want me to help them, but I won't! I won't! I wo-"
She is tasered and screams loudly
“Hey! Stop that!” Ray yells at the guard dragging her in. “She’s inside now! You don’t need to hurt her.”
The guard grunts and lets go of the woman. She stumbles and stands up, angrily muttering.
"Awful men... I can't believe! Ugh."
She looks at Ray. "Who are you? Do you work here?! Can you get me out?!"
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
A zombie is standing in front of her, shambling towards her.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
Ray glances at her and waves. “There have been a lot of new arrivals today…” He mutters.
She looks up and gasps.
"Help! I'm being dragged here against my will! They want me to help them, but I won't! I won't! I wo-"
She is tasered and screams loudly
“Hey! Stop that!” Ray yells at the guard dragging her in. “She’s inside now! You don’t need to hurt her.”
The guard grunts and lets go of the woman. She stumbles and stands up, angrily muttering.
"Awful men... I can't believe! Ugh."
She looks at Ray. "Who are you? Do you work here?! Can you get me out?!"
“I don’t work here and I can’t get you out. I’m Ray. Stuck here just like you.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
A zombie is standing in front of her, shambling towards her.
She screams and tries to run, but the guards hold her steady
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
A zombie is standing in front of her, shambling towards her.
She screams and tries to run, but the guards hold her steady
The zombie shambles closer, about to bite her.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
Ray glances at her and waves. “There have been a lot of new arrivals today…” He mutters.
She looks up and gasps.
"Help! I'm being dragged here against my will! They want me to help them, but I won't! I won't! I wo-"
She is tasered and screams loudly
“Hey! Stop that!” Ray yells at the guard dragging her in. “She’s inside now! You don’t need to hurt her.”
The guard grunts and lets go of the woman. She stumbles and stands up, angrily muttering.
"Awful men... I can't believe! Ugh."
She looks at Ray. "Who are you? Do you work here?! Can you get me out?!"
“I don’t work here and I can’t get you out. I’m Ray. Stuck here just like you.”
She looks about to punch him, then she stops herself and sighs
"Never thought my many degrees in biology and life sciences would lead to me having to study... The undead"
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
Ray glances at her and waves. “There have been a lot of new arrivals today…” He mutters.
She looks up and gasps.
"Help! I'm being dragged here against my will! They want me to help them, but I won't! I won't! I wo-"
She is tasered and screams loudly
“Hey! Stop that!” Ray yells at the guard dragging her in. “She’s inside now! You don’t need to hurt her.”
The guard grunts and lets go of the woman. She stumbles and stands up, angrily muttering.
"Awful men... I can't believe! Ugh."
She looks at Ray. "Who are you? Do you work here?! Can you get me out?!"
“I don’t work here and I can’t get you out. I’m Ray. Stuck here just like you.”
She looks about to punch him, then she stops herself and sighs
"Never thought my many degrees in biology and life sciences would lead to me having to study... The undead"
“Never thought beating a thug in a street fight would lead to me having to fight the undead. But it did.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
A zombie is standing in front of her, shambling towards her.
She screams and tries to run, but the guards hold her steady
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
A zombie is standing in front of her, shambling towards her.
She screams and tries to run, but the guards hold her steady
The zombie shambles closer, about to bite her.
She throws her shoe at the zombie and runs inside
*Isn't she already inside?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“See you.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*once again i am filled with the need to create an unnescescarily complicated introducteon*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*This sounds super fun, can I join as a scientist who studies the UNDEAD? (I think I'm slick hehe)
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
*Do it!*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*have fun!*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*I'm more slick.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
A young woman with glasses and long blond hair speckled with grey hairs, and wearing a long white lab coat is being dragged into the facility. She is handcuffed and being dragged in, and she is muttering.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
Ray glances at her and waves. “There have been a lot of new arrivals today…” He mutters.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
A zombie is standing in front of her, shambling towards her.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
She looks up and gasps.
"Help! I'm being dragged here against my will! They want me to help them, but I won't! I won't! I wo-"
She is tasered and screams loudly
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
“Hey! Stop that!” Ray yells at the guard dragging her in. “She’s inside now! You don’t need to hurt her.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
The guard grunts and lets go of the woman. She stumbles and stands up, angrily muttering.
"Awful men... I can't believe! Ugh."
She looks at Ray. "Who are you? Do you work here?! Can you get me out?!"
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“I don’t work here and I can’t get you out. I’m Ray. Stuck here just like you.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
She screams and tries to run, but the guards hold her steady
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
The zombie shambles closer, about to bite her.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
She looks about to punch him, then she stops herself and sighs
"Never thought my many degrees in biology and life sciences would lead to me having to study... The undead"
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
“Never thought beating a thug in a street fight would lead to me having to fight the undead. But it did.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
She throws her shoe at the zombie and runs inside
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
*Isn't she already inside?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives