“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
*Hehehhe...*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
Someone wanders in, clicking a pen and looking around.
Ray glances at them and gives a quick nod. He’s staring at a faded photograph.
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
“You can ask them. I hear this is the perfect place. Anywho, if I stall any longer my lovely officer here will get suspicious. See you around Ray.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Someone wanders in, clicking a pen and looking around.
Ray glances at them and gives a quick nod. He’s staring at a faded photograph.
The person nods back in response, checking some notes
He sighs. “Hey there. You new?”
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The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
*Bad Gonzalo!*
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Nooooooooo*
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Someone wanders in, clicking a pen and looking around.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Hehehhe...*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have twenty-two characters on, one of which is an eldritch goddess bent on spreading destruction and chaos. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Camp Half-Blood Archives
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
Ray glances at them and gives a quick nod. He’s staring at a faded photograph.
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)
The person nods back in response, checking some notes
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“You can ask them. I hear this is the perfect place. Anywho, if I stall any longer my lovely officer here will get suspicious. See you around Ray.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He sighs. “Hey there. You new?”
The great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, Warlock of Cyno, and Cultist of Jeff. I have a lot of allegiances… I use He/They pronouns and you can usually find me on the Camp Half-Blood thread in Adohands Kitchen.
PRAISE JEFF!
(That was a link. Click. Now.)