“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Bad Gonzalo!*
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
*Nooooooooo*
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
*Ya interested in the thread?*
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
*Hehehhe...*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
“That’s nice. I’m serving 30 years. They said they’d quarter it if I served here.”
He chuckles. “No they won’t. Even after you get out of here, you still have to work for them. Get in danger for them.”
“Sounds like someone didn’t read the contract. Rookie mistake.”
“I skimmed through it. I knew it sounded too good to be true. Fight the zombies and save people. Free food and healthcare. Anyways, if we’re gonna be stuck together, what do they call you?”
“Insane, a criminal, and a murderer. Less often they’ll call me Kai.”
“Nice to meet you, Kai. I would be suspicious of you, but these times, we have to do what we must to survive. Even kill people.”
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
“You can ask them. I hear this is the perfect place. Anywho, if I stall any longer my lovely officer here will get suspicious. See you around Ray.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Survive. Not live. Important distinction.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WON'T FILE INTO A NEAT AND TIDY LINE LIKE THE BRAINLESS UNDEAD! I'LL SAY [GP] IF I WANNA AND USE PARENTHASIZE IF I WANNA! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
He nods. “True. But I’d rather die than become one of those things…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Bad Gonzalo!*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
(YOU CANT STOP ME YOU LITTLE [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP] [GP])
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Nooooooooo*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Hey! Zombies are people too you know.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
(MUAHAHHAHAHAHA)
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“People. But people without brains. I feel bad for them.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*Ya interested in the thread?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
*YES! I wanna make a Zombie... hehehehehhehehehehehehehehhe*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Nooooooo. Brainless or cured with a zombie body?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“They’ve still got brains. Ore else they’d be incurable.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Someone wanders in, clicking a pen and looking around.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Hehehhe...*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“I wonder if they can still think. See their bodies moving.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
Ray glances at them and gives a quick nod. He’s staring at a faded photograph.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
The person nods back in response, checking some notes
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“You can ask them. I hear this is the perfect place. Anywho, if I stall any longer my lovely officer here will get suspicious. See you around Ray.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is Swift as the Dragon, but The Diabolical One named me Virex the Whisperbrand, Architect of Echoes
May the dice roll ever in your favor
He sighs. “Hey there. You new?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!