*By the way, who thinks thiswould be good music for a big event where a bunch of our characters fight? Alexius would totally host one if anyone else is interested.*
*What’s it called?*
*The song is Mayhem. The event would be "Fight of the Godless".
Also, here's the alt link for if you don't have a Pandora account: Soundcloud*
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
“Uhhhhhhhhh as long as I get breaks and you don’t make me hurt my friends.”
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Stop simping for fictional characters. Even if they were real, they're way out of your league.
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
“Uhhhhhhhhh as long as I get breaks and you don’t make me hurt my friends.”
"Deal"
He shakes.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
“I already said what I can do. Magic. I’m a wizard apprentice.”
"Be my wizard helper then?"
“Uh, sure! I can do that.”
"Okay, child. And here is the contract;
You shall become a legal servant of me, who will operate in the same way as a maid or butler, with magic and so forth. You cannot harm me in any way and you must follow my orders so long as they do not bring you into harm. You cannot help anything or anyone in harming me, and you cannot harm any object that I legally own. I do not legally own you, though you follow my orders. This lasts until you die or I decide it stops. Throughout all of this I also must give you shelter.
Harm is defined as anything that would end ones life, injure, or negatively effect them mentally.
Now do you accept?"
He holds out a hand to shake, the hand glowing blue.
*Sry it took so long to type out*
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
*So? That makes it interesting. I would love to read about the chaos that ensues because of that.*
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Let the world shatter Into dust Nothing else matters Only us
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
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Let the world shatter Into dust Nothing else matters Only us
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
*Actually, I have an idea. You guys want to try and do a three-way RP where Max introduces Alexius to Tarasque's guy?*
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Let the world shatter Into dust Nothing else matters Only us
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
Alexius smiles. "That is the point."
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Let the world shatter Into dust Nothing else matters Only us
Alexius shrugs. "Just the way things are, I suppose. At least there don't seem to be any without life."
“It’s weird. Some worlds don’t even have magic.”
Alexius tilts his head. "Well, that I've never heard of. Goodness, that would be difficult."
“It would be…”
"Say, what are your thoughts on a... arena competition, of sorts? Not necessarily lethal..."
“Hmmmmm. I think it would be fun to watch as long as nobody dies.”
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
Alexius smiles. "That is the point."
“But if I die, I won’t come back to life.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
“Probably not…”
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
"I might have spellcasting components? Can't you use your magic?"
*The song is Mayhem. The event would be "Fight of the Godless".
Also, here's the alt link for if you don't have a Pandora account: Soundcloud*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"Deal"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Alexius nods. "I got the impression that would be your opinion."
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*WAIT DON'T SIGN THE CONTRACT DOES NOT SPECIFY WHAT THE CONTRACTOR WILL DO*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Stop simping for fictional characters. Even if they were real, they're way out of your league.
“But some people might use it as an excuse to kill people, and say it was an accident.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
He shakes.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Forgot to say that (But my guy can't lie)*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*So? That makes it interesting. I would love to read about the chaos that ensues because of that.*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
You are now bound "So, where are your friends, and do they respond well to any form of 'strangers jumping in to say 'shut the [gp] up and stop fighting?''"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
He nods. "However, there is also the matter were I don't believe denizens of this realm permanently die. It would be merely a temporary inconvenience for most."
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
“Probably not…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“I want to fight. Get stronger.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Also, wait, is Max talking to both Alexius and Tarasque's guy?*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
"Great..." He sighs "Can you make me a drink?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Timeskip. I’d say Alexius first then Chaos.*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*Actually, I have an idea. You guys want to try and do a three-way RP where Max introduces Alexius to Tarasque's guy?*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
“What do you have to make a drink with?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Alexius smiles. "That is the point."
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
“But if I die, I won’t come back to life.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"I might have spellcasting components? Can't you use your magic?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.