*the doctor said I’m suffering from internal bleeding.*
*that’s where the blood is supposed to be!*
*exactly*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*the doctor said I’m suffering from internal bleeding.*
*that’s where the blood is supposed to be!*
*exactly*
*I saw a commercial for a medicine that said patients saw visible healing of the intestine and I'm like if you can see your intestines then I don't wanna take that*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*i need a counter on the wall that says “number of interactions since someone has sworn to kill Correlion” and it will always be 0*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*i need a counter on the wall that says “number of interactions since someone has sworn to kill Correlion” and it will always be 0*
*adding onto this, if correlion killed the cat umbraveth would probably start saying correlion is an evil ruthless cat murder that hunts down babies for fun and eats them*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The feline spends hours biting and scratching and ramming and pouncing on the fallen angels metallic like skin. Eventually it tires out and starts to limp off, still ignoring the venison Correlion offered it. “I-I w-will a-avenge M-malrick, s-stupid b-bird.”
“I’m sure you will.” It says dryly. “And hopefully I will have finished my book by then. Or you will have left me be.”
“A-agmyg.” The cat jumps out of the nest.
*I had an idea of where this would go but Correlion was a lot kinder than I thought they’d be.*
The feline spends hours biting and scratching and ramming and pouncing on the fallen angels metallic like skin. Eventually it tires out and starts to limp off, still ignoring the venison Correlion offered it. “I-I w-will a-avenge M-malrick, s-stupid b-bird.”
“I’m sure you will.” It says dryly. “And hopefully I will have finished my book by then. Or you will have left me be.”
“A-agmyg.” The cat jumps out of the nest.
*I had an idea of where this would go but Correlion was a lot kinder than I thought they’d be.*
*Correlion only likes fighting in duels or large scale battles usually, or in the case of Hettie it does attack if its opponent poses a threat. the cat was not strong enough to qualify for correlion to want to kill it*
The angel returns to reading, tying its hair up in a messy braid with a disgruntled sigh.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
They ignore it and go full in on the pounce flying through the air at them.
The angel does nothing, returning to reading its book. They hold it up high enough for the cat not to reach, while they are still able to read it.
The cat lands on their arm and sinks their relatively thin fangs into the arm, or at least tries to. (I’ll let you decide)
*Up to you, if it does real damage Correlion will do something, but otherwise it just lets the cat do its thing.*
The feline spends hours biting and scratching and ramming and pouncing on the fallen angels metallic like skin. Eventually it tires out and starts to limp off, still ignoring the venison Correlion offered it. “I-I w-will a-avenge M-malrick, s-stupid b-bird.”
*i need a counter on the wall that says “number of interactions since someone has sworn to kill Correlion” and it will always be 0*
*Insert that one SpongeBob meme here*
*Close enough, the old Smorgasbord meme days were fun*
*this is really good thank you*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The feline spends hours biting and scratching and ramming and pouncing on the fallen angels metallic like skin. Eventually it tires out and starts to limp off, still ignoring the venison Correlion offered it. “I-I w-will a-avenge M-malrick, s-stupid b-bird.”
“I’m sure you will.” It says dryly. “And hopefully I will have finished my book by then. Or you will have left me be.”
“A-agmyg.” The cat jumps out of the nest.
*I had an idea of where this would go but Correlion was a lot kinder than I thought they’d be.*
*Correlion only likes fighting in duels or large scale battles usually, or in the case of Hettie it does attack if its opponent poses a threat. the cat was not strong enough to qualify for correlion to want to kill it*
The angel returns to reading, tying its hair up in a messy braid with a disgruntled sigh.
*also the fact that if he laid a finger on that cat Malrick and literally EVERYONE will come to kill him*
*i need a counter on the wall that says “number of interactions since someone has sworn to kill Correlion” and it will always be 0*
*adding onto this, if correlion killed the cat umbraveth would probably start saying correlion is an evil ruthless cat murder that hunts down babies for fun and eats them*
*Correlion walks on grass, is responsible for mass deforestation and habitat loss of wildlife*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*also the fact that if he laid a finger on that cat Malrick and literally EVERYONE will come to kill him*
*dawg, they’re ALREADY doing that 😭 is the misgendering thing malicious as well*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The feline spends hours biting and scratching and ramming and pouncing on the fallen angels metallic like skin. Eventually it tires out and starts to limp off, still ignoring the venison Correlion offered it. “I-I w-will a-avenge M-malrick, s-stupid b-bird.”
“I’m sure you will.” It says dryly. “And hopefully I will have finished my book by then. Or you will have left me be.”
“A-agmyg.” The cat jumps out of the nest.
*I had an idea of where this would go but Correlion was a lot kinder than I thought they’d be.*
*Correlion only likes fighting in duels or large scale battles usually, or in the case of Hettie it does attack if its opponent poses a threat. the cat was not strong enough to qualify for correlion to want to kill it*
The angel returns to reading, tying its hair up in a messy braid with a disgruntled sigh.
*My original idea was that Ghost would just keep coming back day after day after day to try and kill Correlion after he killed them. Kind of like an annoying curse.*
*i need a counter on the wall that says “number of interactions since someone has sworn to kill Correlion” and it will always be 0*
*adding onto this, if correlion killed the cat umbraveth would probably start saying correlion is an evil ruthless cat murder that hunts down babies for fun and eats them*
*Correlion walks on grass, is responsible for mass deforestation and habitat loss of wildlife*
*correlion drinks a cup of water, thousands dead. that was the last cup of water ever and it was actually about to be donated to thirsty children in third world countries*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
They ignore it and go full in on the pounce flying through the air at them.
The angel does nothing, returning to reading its book. They hold it up high enough for the cat not to reach, while they are still able to read it.
The cat lands on their arm and sinks their relatively thin fangs into the arm, or at least tries to. (I’ll let you decide)
*Up to you, if it does real damage Correlion will do something, but otherwise it just lets the cat do its thing.*
The feline spends hours biting and scratching and ramming and pouncing on the fallen angels metallic like skin. Eventually it tires out and starts to limp off, still ignoring the venison Correlion offered it. “I-I w-will a-avenge M-malrick, s-stupid b-bird.”
*i need a counter on the wall that says “number of interactions since someone has sworn to kill Correlion” and it will always be 0*
*Insert that one SpongeBob meme here*
*Close enough, the old Smorgasbord meme days were fun*
*this is really good thank you*
*Now I need one that says “Days without Correlion talking about Malrick.” (Definitely a ship)*
*malrick talks about correlion more than they talk about him, everyone else just likes bringing malrick up to them. i can literally go back and cite my sources for this because I very vividly remember malrick could not help but bring up correlion every single time he met a new person.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*exactly*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*I saw a commercial for a medicine that said patients saw visible healing of the intestine and I'm like if you can see your intestines then I don't wanna take that*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*i need a counter on the wall that says “number of interactions since someone has sworn to kill Correlion” and it will always be 0*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Insert that one SpongeBob meme here*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*adding onto this, if correlion killed the cat umbraveth would probably start saying correlion is an evil ruthless cat murder that hunts down babies for fun and eats them*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“A-agmyg.” The cat jumps out of the nest.
*I had an idea of where this would go but Correlion was a lot kinder than I thought they’d be.*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*Close enough, the old Smorgasbord meme days were fun*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Correlion only likes fighting in duels or large scale battles usually, or in the case of Hettie it does attack if its opponent poses a threat. the cat was not strong enough to qualify for correlion to want to kill it*
The angel returns to reading, tying its hair up in a messy braid with a disgruntled sigh.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*lol, go ghost!*
*this is really good thank you*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*also the fact that if he laid a finger on that cat Malrick and literally EVERYONE will come to kill him*
*Correlion walks on grass, is responsible for mass deforestation and habitat loss of wildlife*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*dawg, they’re ALREADY doing that 😭 is the misgendering thing malicious as well*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Now I need one that says “Days without Correlion talking about Malrick.” (Definitely a ship)*
*My original idea was that Ghost would just keep coming back day after day after day to try and kill Correlion after he killed them. Kind of like an annoying curse.*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*correlion drinks a cup of water, thousands dead. that was the last cup of water ever and it was actually about to be donated to thirsty children in third world countries*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Uhh, only Malricks friends. I mean Everyone. Sorry was Correlion the one who used they/them? I don’t remember. Of course it wasn’t intentional.*
*Sadly, ghost is malnourished baby*
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*malrick talks about correlion more than they talk about him, everyone else just likes bringing malrick up to them. i can literally go back and cite my sources for this because I very vividly remember malrick could not help but bring up correlion every single time he met a new person.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Correlion: I prefer pancakes over waffles.*
*breaking news: Correlion has just called for the mass executions of waffle lovers across the globe!*
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