Claw, the human formerly known as Max, is sitting inside of Profanus, drinking a glass of water, and inspecting the summoning circle. He sighs at what he sees.
As he stares a the summoning circle, he sees an unholy being coming into being. She looks like a cat that absorbs light, and she says, "What do you want?"
“Uhhhhhhh, nothing. I’m just looking at the Summoning Circle. Are you a new being? What did you do to end up here?”
"Yes, I'm a new being, and slow down with your talking."
“I’m sorry… I am Claw.”
"I am Hettie, named after the cat god Hettie."
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
Claw, the human formerly known as Max, is sitting inside of Profanus, drinking a glass of water, and inspecting the summoning circle. He sighs at what he sees.
As he stares a the summoning circle, he sees an unholy being coming into being. She looks like a cat that absorbs light, and she says, "What do you want?"
“Uhhhhhhh, nothing. I’m just looking at the Summoning Circle. Are you a new being? What did you do to end up here?”
"Yes, I'm a new being, and slow down with your talking."
“I’m sorry… I am Claw.”
"I am Hettie, named after the cat god Hettie."
“So… what did you do to end up here? I myself did nothing but die.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
“So… what did you do to end up here? I myself did nothing but die.”
"I got killed by Hettie, gods don't like you stealing their name."
“So you are innocent as well… I can’t believe it. The humans and celestials claim that we are evil, but it is truly them who are.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*I'm leaving again on Sunday and will be gone for a week*
*Noooooooooo bye Ash…*
*I still got a couple days, but the place I'm going to bans devices of any type.*
*Oh that really sucks…*
*Its fine, I'm going to be camping anyways.*
*Ah, that makes sense. Well, want to rp?*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Cyno, I think I found an item that can streamline Corvus's usefulness, coldfire anvil*
*What is that?*
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"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
"So then they did not trap you. You trapped yourself?"
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
"So then they did not trap you. You trapped yourself?"
“They turned me into an Unholy Being instead of letting Max die like all other humans. I do not know why. Perhaps it was due to the magic used to revive me.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Cyno, I think I found an item that can streamline Corvus's usefulness, coldfire anvil*
*What is that?*
*Cyno! Hi!*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
"So then they did not trap you. You trapped yourself?"
“They turned me into an Unholy Being instead of letting Max die like all other humans. I do not know why. Perhaps it was due to the magic used to revive me.”
"How do you know it was them, thou?"
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"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO. The best name for the mad gibber
*Cyno, I think I found an item that can streamline Corvus's usefulness, coldfire anvil*
*What is that?*
*Cyno! Hi!*
*hello!*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
"So then they did not trap you. You trapped yourself?"
“They turned me into an Unholy Being instead of letting Max die like all other humans. I do not know why. Perhaps it was due to the magic used to revive me.”
"How do you know it was them, thou?"
“Why do you care? I can feel it in my gut.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Cyno, I think I found an item that can streamline Corvus's usefulness, coldfire anvil*
*What is that?*
*Cyno! Hi!*
*hello!*
*What’s up?*
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*Cyno, I think I found an item that can streamline Corvus's usefulness, coldfire anvil*
*What is that?*
*Cyno! Hi!*
*hello!*
*What’s up?*
*eating an omelette and hanging out w my friends :)*
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*RIP*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
"I am Hettie, named after the cat god Hettie."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“So… what did you do to end up here? I myself did nothing but die.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"I got killed by Hettie, gods don't like you stealing their name."
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“So you are innocent as well… I can’t believe it. The humans and celestials claim that we are evil, but it is truly them who are.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"Why did they trap you?"
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Its fine, I'm going to be camping anyways.*
*Ah, that makes sense. Well, want to rp?*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*What is that?*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"So then they did not trap you. You trapped yourself?"
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
“They turned me into an Unholy Being instead of letting Max die like all other humans. I do not know why. Perhaps it was due to the magic used to revive me.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Cyno! Hi!*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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"How do you know it was them, thou?"
"The Biggest problem D&D player face is their own bad decisions." "What doesn't kill you makes you more likely to die."- Thauraeln_The_Bol "Well, hey, if it ain't broke, then break it!"Former_Queen_Yvonne
See my homebrew spells, monsters, and this thread
part of the cult of science, and the Cult of the Nothic, and plays on Tenbrae Sine Fine
Please help us!!! (Link) Nickname is Colton. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
The best name for the mad gibber
*hello!*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Why do you care? I can feel it in my gut.”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*What’s up?*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
*eating an omelette and hanging out w my friends :)*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ