Claw, the human formerly known as Max, is sitting inside of Profanus, drinking a glass of water, and inspecting the summoning circle. He sighs at what he sees.
As he stares a the summoning circle, he sees an unholy being coming into being. She looks like a cat that absorbs light, and she says, "What do you want?"
“Uhhhhhhh, nothing. I’m just looking at the Summoning Circle. Are you a new being? What did you do to end up here?”
"Yes, I'm a new being, and slow down with your talking."
“I’m sorry… I am Claw.”
"I am Hettie, named after the cat god Hettie."
“So… what did you do to end up here? I myself did nothing but die.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*Cyno, I think I found an item that can streamline Corvus's usefulness, coldfire anvil*
*What is that?*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
"So then they did not trap you. You trapped yourself?"
“They turned me into an Unholy Being instead of letting Max die like all other humans. I do not know why. Perhaps it was due to the magic used to revive me.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*Cyno, I think I found an item that can streamline Corvus's usefulness, coldfire anvil*
*What is that?*
*Cyno! Hi!*
*hello!*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"No, I was definitely evil, and I regret that now. She killed because I asked her to."
Can we cut the quote chain?
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
"Why did they trap you?"
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
"So then they did not trap you. You trapped yourself?"
“They turned me into an Unholy Being instead of letting Max die like all other humans. I do not know why. Perhaps it was due to the magic used to revive me.”
"How do you know it was them, thou?"
“Why do you care? I can feel it in my gut.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*Cyno, I think I found an item that can streamline Corvus's usefulness, coldfire anvil*
*What is that?*
*Cyno! Hi!*
*hello!*
*What’s up?*
*eating an omelette and hanging out w my friends :)*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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“So… what did you do to end up here? I myself did nothing but die.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“So you are innocent as well… I can’t believe it. The humans and celestials claim that we are evil, but it is truly them who are.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Yeah absolutely.*
”That was not evil.” Claw growls. “The gods trapped me here. I will get revenge.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“For no reason at all. I used to be a human named Max… Max failed at completing a spell, and teleported here by accident. Later, Max was killed, and I was born as an Unholy Being, stuck here like everyone else. This is Max’s body…”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Its fine, I'm going to be camping anyways.*
*Ah, that makes sense. Well, want to rp?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*What is that?*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“They turned me into an Unholy Being instead of letting Max die like all other humans. I do not know why. Perhaps it was due to the magic used to revive me.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*Cyno! Hi!*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*hello!*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Why do you care? I can feel it in my gut.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*What’s up?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
*eating an omelette and hanging out w my friends :)*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ