He steps closer to you very slowly, moving softly through the shadows, not giving you any leave to rise from your bow, "This place is a sacred spot for me. On these stones I scrawl the ancient histories of Iriy in a language only I remember. Be careful not to let your curiosity lead you down a darker path than you can withstand, or the darkness may very well swallow you up."
"my apologies, o king. I ment no harm, nor intrusion, and thus, I beg your leave"
He is silent for a long time, the only sound is the leathery rustle of the bat's wings. "What is it you desire, oh Knight of Slime?"
"as this is your sacred place, o king, my desire is to leave before I cause any harm or intrusion"
He laughs a dark laugh, "You have caused no harm. Rise and stand. You need not fear save when I'm angered and I have not yet been awakened to wrath. I hear you are friends with my friends. Tell me Knight, who do you fight for?"
"shall we go sir knight?" Malrick says I see some in the distance that might be inclined to join our cause. Then I will show you our headquarters"
"you would have my gratitude"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Drakan is trudging through the wastes, dragging his sword behind him.
Kal flies above Drakan, waving.
Drakan stops. "The little vampire is back, I see."
“Vampire? I only suck their blood when I want to be nice! Usually I kill them and rip them up and then drink their blood!”
*a little bit nsfw but idk. Only if you have a vivid imagination.*
*Dude I've played Diablo, that's nothin. Also kinda reminds me of Himiko Toga*
"I usually show restraint and claim their skulls. If they've disrespected me, then things get messy." He laughs, a sound that would probably terrify a lesser being, and maybe some non lesser beings as well, given the context.
The three companions walk across the land led by Malricks sight of the creatures in the distance. When they arrive they see kal, who Umbraveth has had dealings with before and another who he hasn't. Malrick speaks "how goes thee peculiar creature what is your names"
He steps closer to you very slowly, moving softly through the shadows, not giving you any leave to rise from your bow, "This place is a sacred spot for me. On these stones I scrawl the ancient histories of Iriy in a language only I remember. Be careful not to let your curiosity lead you down a darker path than you can withstand, or the darkness may very well swallow you up."
"my apologies, o king. I ment no harm, nor intrusion, and thus, I beg your leave"
He is silent for a long time, the only sound is the leathery rustle of the bat's wings. "What is it you desire, oh Knight of Slime?"
"as this is your sacred place, o king, my desire is to leave before I cause any harm or intrusion"
He laughs a dark laugh, "You have caused no harm. Rise and stand. You need not fear save when I'm angered and I have not yet been awakened to wrath. I hear you are friends with my friends. Tell me Knight, who do you fight for?"
the knight, clanking, rises. "I would fight for noble umbraleth and malrick, o king"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Drakan is trudging through the wastes, dragging his sword behind him.
Kal flies above Drakan, waving.
Drakan stops. "The little vampire is back, I see."
“Vampire? I only suck their blood when I want to be nice! Usually I kill them and rip them up and then drink their blood!”
*a little bit nsfw but idk. Only if you have a vivid imagination.*
*Dude I've played Diablo, that's nothin. Also kinda reminds me of Himiko Toga*
"I usually show restraint and claim their skulls. If they've disrespected me, then things get messy." He laughs, a sound that would probably terrify a lesser being, and maybe some non lesser beings as well, given he context.
“You must have a large stash of skulls.”
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
The three companions walk across the land led by Malricks sight of the creatures in the distance. When they arrive they see kal, who Umbraveth has had dealings with before and another who he hasn't. Malrick speaks "how goes thee peculiar creature what is your names"
“Creature? Offensive.“
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Drakan is trudging through the wastes, dragging his sword behind him.
Kal flies above Drakan, waving.
Drakan stops. "The little vampire is back, I see."
“Vampire? I only suck their blood when I want to be nice! Usually I kill them and rip them up and then drink their blood!”
*a little bit nsfw but idk. Only if you have a vivid imagination.*
*Dude I've played Diablo, that's nothin. Also kinda reminds me of Himiko Toga*
"I usually show restraint and claim their skulls. If they've disrespected me, then things get messy." He laughs, a sound that would probably terrify a lesser being, and maybe some non lesser beings as well, given he context.
“You must have a large stash of skulls.”
"You saw my impromptu throne when we first met, correct?"
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
Drakan is trudging through the wastes, dragging his sword behind him.
Kal flies above Drakan, waving.
Drakan stops. "The little vampire is back, I see."
“Vampire? I only suck their blood when I want to be nice! Usually I kill them and rip them up and then drink their blood!”
*a little bit nsfw but idk. Only if you have a vivid imagination.*
*Dude I've played Diablo, that's nothin. Also kinda reminds me of Himiko Toga*
"I usually show restraint and claim their skulls. If they've disrespected me, then things get messy." He laughs, a sound that would probably terrify a lesser being, and maybe some non lesser beings as well, given he context.
“You must have a large stash of skulls.”
"You saw my impromptu throne when we first met, correct?"
“I don’t believe I did.”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
The three companions walk across the land led by Malricks sight of the creatures in the distance. When they arrive they see kal, who Umbraveth has had dealings with before and another who he hasn't. Malrick speaks "how goes thee peculiar creature what is your names"
“Creature? Offensive.“
"people, monsters, fiend, abberation, construct, whatever you may prefer I will call you as such creatures fits the bill most of the time as people upset many."
Drakan is trudging through the wastes, dragging his sword behind him.
Kal flies above Drakan, waving.
Drakan stops. "The little vampire is back, I see."
“Vampire? I only suck their blood when I want to be nice! Usually I kill them and rip them up and then drink their blood!”
*a little bit nsfw but idk. Only if you have a vivid imagination.*
*Dude I've played Diablo, that's nothin. Also kinda reminds me of Himiko Toga*
"I usually show restraint and claim their skulls. If they've disrespected me, then things get messy." He laughs, a sound that would probably terrify a lesser being, and maybe some non lesser beings as well, given he context.
“You must have a large stash of skulls.”
"You saw my impromptu throne when we first met, correct?"
“I don’t believe I did.”
"It was made of skulls and other bones." He jams his blade into the ground. "And I have decapitated many more than what was in that pile."
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
The three companions walk across the land led by Malricks sight of the creatures in the distance. When they arrive they see kal, who Umbraveth has had dealings with before and another who he hasn't. Malrick speaks "how goes thee peculiar creature what is your names"
“Creature? Offensive.“
"people, monsters, fiend, abberation, construct, whatever you may prefer I will call you as such creatures fits the bill most of the time as people upset many."
“I don’t mind being called a person.”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
The three companions walk across the land led by Malricks sight of the creatures in the distance. When they arrive they see kal, who Umbraveth has had dealings with before and another who he hasn't. Malrick speaks "how goes thee peculiar creature what is your names"
“Creature? Offensive.“
"people, monsters, fiend, abberation, construct, whatever you may prefer I will call you as such creatures fits the bill most of the time as people upset many."
“I don’t mind being called a person.”
"that Is what I will call you then my friend here knows you as Cal is this correct? I dont mean to offend"
The three companions walk across the land led by Malricks sight of the creatures in the distance. When they arrive they see kal, who Umbraveth has had dealings with before and another who he hasn't. Malrick speaks "how goes thee peculiar creature what is your names"
“Creature? Offensive.“
"people, monsters, fiend, abberation, construct, whatever you may prefer I will call you as such creatures fits the bill most of the time as people upset many."
“I don’t mind being called a person.”
"that Is what I will call you then my friend here knows you as Cal is this correct? I dont mean to offend"
“Kal. With a K. Short for Kalkin.”
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Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
"Its quick, simple, and gives me a nice trophy. I prefer the more merciful route when it comes to killing. Unless, as previously stated, they disrespected me."
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Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
He steps closer to you very slowly, moving softly through the shadows, not giving you any leave to rise from your bow, "This place is a sacred spot for me. On these stones I scrawl the ancient histories of Iriy in a language only I remember. Be careful not to let your curiosity lead you down a darker path than you can withstand, or the darkness may very well swallow you up."
"my apologies, o king. I ment no harm, nor intrusion, and thus, I beg your leave"
He is silent for a long time, the only sound is the leathery rustle of the bat's wings. "What is it you desire, oh Knight of Slime?"
"as this is your sacred place, o king, my desire is to leave before I cause any harm or intrusion"
He laughs a dark laugh, "You have caused no harm. Rise and stand. You need not fear save when I'm angered and I have not yet been awakened to wrath. I hear you are friends with my friends. Tell me Knight, who do you fight for?"
the knight, clanking, rises. "I would fight for noble umbraleth and malrick, o king"
"Umbraleth I know of. He has sworn to fight for me if the need arises. How would you like for me to do the same to you? To pledge to protect you and offer you safety in my kingdom so long as you serve me as your master."
“Vampire? I only suck their blood when I want to be nice! Usually I kill them and rip them up and then drink their blood!”
*a little bit nsfw but idk. Only if you have a vivid imagination.*
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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"shall we go sir knight?" Malrick says I see some in the distance that might be inclined to join our cause. Then I will show you our headquarters"
He laughs a dark laugh, "You have caused no harm. Rise and stand. You need not fear save when I'm angered and I have not yet been awakened to wrath. I hear you are friends with my friends. Tell me Knight, who do you fight for?"
"you would have my gratitude"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*Dude I've played Diablo, that's nothin. Also kinda reminds me of Himiko Toga*
"I usually show restraint and claim their skulls. If they've disrespected me, then things get messy." He laughs, a sound that would probably terrify a lesser being, and maybe some non lesser beings as well, given the context.
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
The three companions walk across the land led by Malricks sight of the creatures in the distance. When they arrive they see kal, who Umbraveth has had dealings with before and another who he hasn't. Malrick speaks "how goes thee peculiar creature what is your names"
*LOL*
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the knight, clanking, rises. "I would fight for noble umbraleth and malrick, o king"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You must have a large stash of skulls.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
“Creature? Offensive.“
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"You saw my impromptu throne when we first met, correct?"
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
“I don’t believe I did.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"people, monsters, fiend, abberation, construct, whatever you may prefer I will call you as such creatures fits the bill most of the time as people upset many."
"It was made of skulls and other bones." He jams his blade into the ground. "And I have decapitated many more than what was in that pile."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
“I don’t mind being called a person.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
*cut with Ejo.*
“What’s your thing for decapitation?”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"that Is what I will call you then my friend here knows you as Cal is this correct? I dont mean to offend"
“Kal. With a K. Short for Kalkin.”
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
"Its quick, simple, and gives me a nice trophy. I prefer the more merciful route when it comes to killing. Unless, as previously stated, they disrespected me."
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
From 5:00 to 7:30 pretty much every day I'm playing either Overwatch, Dead by Daylight or Stellaris
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
I'm British so I'm not active at the same time as most of y'all
"Umbraleth I know of. He has sworn to fight for me if the need arises. How would you like for me to do the same to you? To pledge to protect you and offer you safety in my kingdom so long as you serve me as your master."