A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
The cat throws another top hat.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
The cat throws another top hat.
The dog eats the top hat and does not choke, as top hats are edible for dogs.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
The cat throws another top hat.
The dog eats the top hat and does not choke, as top hats are edible for dogs.
The cat throws another monicle.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
The cat throws another top hat.
The dog eats the top hat and does not choke, as top hats are edible for dogs.
The cat throws another monicle.
The dog puts it on. “THERE! NOW I SMART! LIKE YOU!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
The cat throws another top hat.
The dog eats the top hat and does not choke, as top hats are edible for dogs.
The cat throws another monicle.
The dog puts it on. “THERE! NOW I SMART! LIKE YOU!”
The cat hisses, and throws another mug of tea at the dog.
*Imagine what the humans are seeing.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
The cat throws another top hat.
The dog eats the top hat and does not choke, as top hats are edible for dogs.
The cat throws another monicle.
The dog puts it on. “THERE! NOW I SMART! LIKE YOU!”
The cat hisses, and throws another mug of tea at the dog.
*Imagine what the humans are seeing.*
*yeah.*
The dog elegantly drinks the tea.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
The cat throws another top hat.
The dog eats the top hat and does not choke, as top hats are edible for dogs.
The cat throws another monicle.
The dog puts it on. “THERE! NOW I SMART! LIKE YOU!”
The cat hisses, and throws another mug of tea at the dog.
*Imagine what the humans are seeing.*
*yeah.*
The dog elegantly drinks the tea.
The cat gasps.
"HOW DARE YOU DRINK THE DRINK OF THE BRITS!!!"
The cat starts ominously chanting, and rises up In the air.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
A big doge runs down the street, looking for another doge to be his mate. He sniffs the dog and pees on its lawn to prove that this is now his territory.
A vat is watching him from the top of a street light.
The dog starts barking at the cat. “THIS IS MY TERRITORY YOU (GP)y (GP)y (GP)y CAT RAWR!”
The cat blinks, then meows brittishly.
"Well, good sir, that is quite the string of badmouthing you meowed off, there."
“I’M GOING TO BE THE MATE OF THIS HERE DOG!”
"Good sir, could you perhaps refrain from speaking so loudly?"
He licks his paw.
“WE’RE GOING TO BE GAY DOGS TOGETHER!”
"Mmm. Good for you, good sir, but could you please refrain from shouting?"
“NO!”
"... SHUT THE (GP) UP YOU MANGY FLEA-RIDDEN POOR EXCUSE FOR A MUTT!!!"
The cat throws It's monocle at the dog.
The dog eats the monocle and starts choking.
"Good sir, you finally did it! You finally shut that lously breathing hole of yours!"
The dog dies.
*This is a good thread. I like this thread. We needed a goofy thread.*
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
The dog comes back to life.
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
“RARRY.”
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
"And I finally made you not shout."
“RAWR!”
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
The cat throws another top hat.
The dog eats the top hat and does not choke, as top hats are edible for dogs.
The cat throws another monicle.
The dog puts it on. “THERE! NOW I SMART! LIKE YOU!”
The cat hisses, and throws another mug of tea at the dog.
*Imagine what the humans are seeing.*
*yeah.*
The dog elegantly drinks the tea.
The cat gasps.
"HOW DARE YOU DRINK THE DRINK OF THE BRITS!!!"
The cat starts ominously chanting, and rises up In the air.
“MUAHAHAHAHA!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
*Yes.*
The cat licks his paw.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The dog comes back to life.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The cat throws his top hat.
"Bah."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“RARRY.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"Bah."
The cat throws his mug of tea.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The dog eats the mug and dies again, coming back to life. “Hahaha! I have eighteen lives!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
"And I finally made you not shout."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“RAWR!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The cat throws a full sized brittish flag at the dog.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The dog is smart now and doesn’t eat it, instead getting bonked on the head with it.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The cat throws another top hat.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The dog eats the top hat and does not choke, as top hats are edible for dogs.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The cat throws another monicle.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
The dog puts it on. “THERE! NOW I SMART! LIKE YOU!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The cat hisses, and throws another mug of tea at the dog.
*Imagine what the humans are seeing.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*yeah.*
The dog elegantly drinks the tea.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
The cat gasps.
"HOW DARE YOU DRINK THE DRINK OF THE BRITS!!!"
The cat starts ominously chanting, and rises up In the air.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*this was not supposed to be a silly thread.......*
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
*What were you expecting it to be?*
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!
“MUAHAHAHAHA!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me!
Extended Signature!