A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
"How do you know?"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
"How do you know?"
“Because there are always those who seek chaos.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
"How do you know?"
“Because there are always those who seek chaos.”
"I see. You are not one of them, are you?"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
"How do you know?"
“Because there are always those who seek chaos.”
"I see. You are not one of them, are you?"
“No, but I believe law and chaos are equally bad.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
"How do you know?"
“Because there are always those who seek chaos.”
"I see. You are not one of them, are you?"
“No, but I believe law and chaos are equally bad.”
"How could law be bad?"
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
"How do you know?"
“Because there are always those who seek chaos.”
"I see. You are not one of them, are you?"
“No, but I believe law and chaos are equally bad.”
"How could law be bad?"
“Well, sometimes law is too strict.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
A large, strange shadow zooms through the forest, weaving between trees, producing a strange buzzing sound.
Frysten looks up, staring into the forest.
Frysten gets the feeling that whatever the shadow is, it can sense him. The figure disappears.
“What are you?” He calls.
Frysten hears a voice in the forest. "Who are you first?
Without waiting for his answer, the figure approaches. It appears to be a large humanoid clockwork contraption, with seven tentacles; three attached on each side where arms should be, and one on the back of his "head," if you could call it that. A single eyeball hovers in the middle of a large socket. Three similar but smaller eyes hover around it, tethered by a wire. "Some kind of animal. Identified as a tiger. What do you call yourself, striped one?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
"Who? Where? I must know!"
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
"How do you know?"
“Because there are always those who seek chaos.”
"I see. You are not one of them, are you?"
“No, but I believe law and chaos are equally bad.”
"How could law be bad?"
“Well, sometimes law is too strict.”
"Strictness is a benefit. If everybody follows the rules, everything is happy. Sadness comes when rules are broken."
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*whoever finds this thread in 8 months after I forget about it and performs thread necromancy on it is destined to become a forever DM like me.*
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
He bows his head. “I am Frysten.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Frysten. Matching name: Frysten with species: tiger. Thank you. Where are you going?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
“Nowhere in particular. Building an Inn.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Understood. Scroll: Frysten.tiger, objective: construction of an inn." He begins to look around, before looking back at Frysten. "Ooh! You asked what I am. I am known as Zyzon. I have been located to this plane to set law and order.
*He calls it a scroll because files don't exist yet.*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
“And there are also those who seek to cause chaos…” He muses.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Who? Where? I must know!"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
“I do not know yet, but I know there are those who seek chaos.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"How do you know?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
“Because there are always those who seek chaos.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"I see. You are not one of them, are you?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
“No, but I believe law and chaos are equally bad.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"How could law be bad?"
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
“Well, sometimes law is too strict.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Strictness is a benefit. If everybody follows the rules, everything is happy. Sadness comes when rules are broken."
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*Anybody still interested in this?*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar
*Me!*
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
*whoever finds this thread in 8 months after I forget about it and performs thread necromancy on it is destined to become a forever DM like me.*
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
PM "Avocado" to Pug_With_Big_Weapons for a prize.
Don't touch the Jar