A large cloaked figure walks through the alleys. They carry a shotgun and seem to be mostly mechanical. A single blue light shines from under their hood.
*Boop?*
another large cloaked, oddly proportioned figure is walking. by the way their cloak moves, they either have a tail or too many legs. a three-eyed humanoid walks besides them, dressed in black robes and pared-down power armor.
The figure stops, the blue light underneath their hood widening, suggesting some sort of lens. This light examines the two as if it is scanning them.
*insight for the scan to see if it picks up anything: 15*
you can tell the one in the cloak is at least partly mechanical, and you see some circuitry on the skin surrounding the third eye on the other. the humanoid is staring dead into your lens
"Identify." Their voice is almost completely mechanical. It doesn't sound like they even have a humanoid voicebox.
The humanoid speaks. "This is the Grand Ascendant Aggorret," gesturing at the cloaked figure. "I'm the Hand of the Ascendant, Noire. yourself?"
The lens narrows, becoming a more purplish light. "My designation is GRA-735."
a red light whirrs to life beneath the cloaked figure's hood.
*tell me everything GRA is made of*
GRA-735 is almost entirely mechanical. They seem to have a human brain, but that is it. They also, curiously, have multiple chips implanted into said brain.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
A large cloaked figure walks through the alleys. They carry a shotgun and seem to be mostly mechanical. A single blue light shines from under their hood.
A thin man in a previously beautiful dress, now torn and bloodied, is lying in a trash heap. Well, 'man' might be an improper term. He has pale skin with a faint bluish tint, grey over most of his body but nearly white on his palms and chest. He seems to be a mix between human and shark, with a strong tail and sharp teeth. He seems to be in pain, bleeding from several shallow cuts.
*Ah. This is... unfortunate...*
A large mechanical figure looms over them. They carry a shotgun, which is currently shouldered. A purple light sweeps over the hybrid, scanning for something.
*Insight 9 to see if he has a chip*
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
A large cloaked figure walks through the alleys. They carry a shotgun and seem to be mostly mechanical. A single blue light shines from under their hood.
*Boop?*
another large cloaked, oddly proportioned figure is walking. by the way their cloak moves, they either have a tail or too many legs. a three-eyed humanoid walks besides them, dressed in black robes and pared-down power armor.
The figure stops, the blue light underneath their hood widening, suggesting some sort of lens. This light examines the two as if it is scanning them.
*insight for the scan to see if it picks up anything: 15*
you can tell the one in the cloak is at least partly mechanical, and you see some circuitry on the skin surrounding the third eye on the other. the humanoid is staring dead into your lens
"Identify." Their voice is almost completely mechanical. It doesn't sound like they even have a humanoid voicebox.
The humanoid speaks. "This is the Grand Ascendant Aggorret," gesturing at the cloaked figure. "I'm the Hand of the Ascendant, Noire. yourself?"
The lens narrows, becoming a more purplish light. "My designation is GRA-735."
a red light whirrs to life beneath the cloaked figure's hood.
*tell me everything GRA is made of*
GRA-735 is almost entirely mechanical. They seem to have a human brain, but that is it. They also, curiously, have multiple chips implanted into said brain.
a voice, slow and sweet as syrup talks in the brain.
"I see you have begun the process of ascension"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A large cloaked figure walks through the alleys. They carry a shotgun and seem to be mostly mechanical. A single blue light shines from under their hood.
*Boop?*
another large cloaked, oddly proportioned figure is walking. by the way their cloak moves, they either have a tail or too many legs. a three-eyed humanoid walks besides them, dressed in black robes and pared-down power armor.
The figure stops, the blue light underneath their hood widening, suggesting some sort of lens. This light examines the two as if it is scanning them.
*insight for the scan to see if it picks up anything: 15*
you can tell the one in the cloak is at least partly mechanical, and you see some circuitry on the skin surrounding the third eye on the other. the humanoid is staring dead into your lens
"Identify." Their voice is almost completely mechanical. It doesn't sound like they even have a humanoid voicebox.
The humanoid speaks. "This is the Grand Ascendant Aggorret," gesturing at the cloaked figure. "I'm the Hand of the Ascendant, Noire. yourself?"
The lens narrows, becoming a more purplish light. "My designation is GRA-735."
a red light whirrs to life beneath the cloaked figure's hood.
*tell me everything GRA is made of*
GRA-735 is almost entirely mechanical. They seem to have a human brain, but that is it. They also, curiously, have multiple chips implanted into said brain.
a voice, slow and sweet as syrup talks in the brain.
"I see you have begun the process of ascension"
The lens narrows even further, the light becoming red. They rack the shotgun, not speaking.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"Ascendance. improving yourself. reaching your potential. if you... allow the Grand Ascendant to speak to you, they will explain better than i"
*sorry, I had a stupid award ceremony to go to*
The girl shrugs. "Okay!"
"let me see"
"you have such potential. such potential. I can tell you're intelligient, why pretend to be satisfied with your imperfect form? when perfection is within reach? when you could be so much more?"
at the word more, images fill your head of different forms. more legs. more arms. a tail. tentacles. ears. scales. fur. stranger modifications. you feel it. you could be anything. absolutely anything.
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
A thin man in a previously beautiful dress, now torn and bloodied, is lying in a trash heap. Well, 'man' might be an improper term. He has pale skin with a faint bluish tint, grey over most of his body but nearly white on his palms and chest. He seems to be a mix between human and shark, with a strong tail and sharp teeth. He seems to be in pain, bleeding from several shallow cuts.
*Ah. This is... unfortunate...*
A large mechanical figure looms over them. They carry a shotgun, which is currently shouldered. A purple light sweeps over the hybrid, scanning for something.
*Insight 9 to see if he has a chip*
It can't detect a chip, but the scan seems to be disrupted by something. This creature seems to have an aura that distorts electronic functions.
A large cloaked figure walks through the alleys. They carry a shotgun and seem to be mostly mechanical. A single blue light shines from under their hood.
*Boop?*
another large cloaked, oddly proportioned figure is walking. by the way their cloak moves, they either have a tail or too many legs. a three-eyed humanoid walks besides them, dressed in black robes and pared-down power armor.
The figure stops, the blue light underneath their hood widening, suggesting some sort of lens. This light examines the two as if it is scanning them.
*insight for the scan to see if it picks up anything: 15*
you can tell the one in the cloak is at least partly mechanical, and you see some circuitry on the skin surrounding the third eye on the other. the humanoid is staring dead into your lens
"Identify." Their voice is almost completely mechanical. It doesn't sound like they even have a humanoid voicebox.
The humanoid speaks. "This is the Grand Ascendant Aggorret," gesturing at the cloaked figure. "I'm the Hand of the Ascendant, Noire. yourself?"
The lens narrows, becoming a more purplish light. "My designation is GRA-735."
a red light whirrs to life beneath the cloaked figure's hood.
*tell me everything GRA is made of*
GRA-735 is almost entirely mechanical. They seem to have a human brain, but that is it. They also, curiously, have multiple chips implanted into said brain.
a voice, slow and sweet as syrup talks in the brain.
"I see you have begun the process of ascension"
The lens narrows even further, the light becoming red. They rack the shotgun, not speaking.
the humanoid steps in front of the cloaked figure, their hands twisting and morphing, nails expanding and sharpening into large curved blades
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
A thin man in a previously beautiful dress, now torn and bloodied, is lying in a trash heap. Well, 'man' might be an improper term. He has pale skin with a faint bluish tint, grey over most of his body but nearly white on his palms and chest. He seems to be a mix between human and shark, with a strong tail and sharp teeth. He seems to be in pain, bleeding from several shallow cuts.
*Ah. This is... unfortunate...*
A large mechanical figure looms over them. They carry a shotgun, which is currently shouldered. A purple light sweeps over the hybrid, scanning for something.
*Insight 9 to see if he has a chip*
It can't detect a chip, but the scan seems to be disrupted by something. This creature seems to have an aura that distorts electronic functions.
The figure instead speaks, it's voice fully robotic. "I am GRA-735. Do you have a chip?"
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
A large cloaked figure walks through the alleys. They carry a shotgun and seem to be mostly mechanical. A single blue light shines from under their hood.
*Boop?*
another large cloaked, oddly proportioned figure is walking. by the way their cloak moves, they either have a tail or too many legs. a three-eyed humanoid walks besides them, dressed in black robes and pared-down power armor.
The figure stops, the blue light underneath their hood widening, suggesting some sort of lens. This light examines the two as if it is scanning them.
*insight for the scan to see if it picks up anything: 15*
you can tell the one in the cloak is at least partly mechanical, and you see some circuitry on the skin surrounding the third eye on the other. the humanoid is staring dead into your lens
"Identify." Their voice is almost completely mechanical. It doesn't sound like they even have a humanoid voicebox.
The humanoid speaks. "This is the Grand Ascendant Aggorret," gesturing at the cloaked figure. "I'm the Hand of the Ascendant, Noire. yourself?"
The lens narrows, becoming a more purplish light. "My designation is GRA-735."
a red light whirrs to life beneath the cloaked figure's hood.
*tell me everything GRA is made of*
GRA-735 is almost entirely mechanical. They seem to have a human brain, but that is it. They also, curiously, have multiple chips implanted into said brain.
a voice, slow and sweet as syrup talks in the brain.
"I see you have begun the process of ascension"
The lens narrows even further, the light becoming red. They rack the shotgun, not speaking.
the humanoid steps in front of the cloaked figure, their hands twisting and morphing, nails expanding and sharpening into large curved blades
"Threat detected." A different voice resonates from GRA. "Lower your weapons or we will o-op-p-pennnnnnnnnnnnn fiiiireeeeeee" The voice distorts suddenly and GRA shakes their head violently.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"Ascendance. improving yourself. reaching your potential. if you... allow the Grand Ascendant to speak to you, they will explain better than i"
*sorry, I had a stupid award ceremony to go to*
The girl shrugs. "Okay!"
"let me see"
"you have such potential. such potential. I can tell you're intelligient, why pretend to be satisfied with your imperfect form? when perfection is within reach? when you could be so much more?"
at the word more, images fill your head of different forms. more legs. more arms. a tail. tentacles. ears. scales. fur. stranger modifications. you feel it. you could be anything. absolutely anything.
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
"anything is possible. what would you have in mind?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Ascendance. improving yourself. reaching your potential. if you... allow the Grand Ascendant to speak to you, they will explain better than i"
*sorry, I had a stupid award ceremony to go to*
The girl shrugs. "Okay!"
"let me see"
"you have such potential. such potential. I can tell you're intelligient, why pretend to be satisfied with your imperfect form? when perfection is within reach? when you could be so much more?"
at the word more, images fill your head of different forms. more legs. more arms. a tail. tentacles. ears. scales. fur. stranger modifications. you feel it. you could be anything. absolutely anything.
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
"anything is possible. what would you have in mind?"
"Well, gosh! I don't know! There's just soooo many options!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Ascendance. improving yourself. reaching your potential. if you... allow the Grand Ascendant to speak to you, they will explain better than i"
*sorry, I had a stupid award ceremony to go to*
The girl shrugs. "Okay!"
"let me see"
"you have such potential. such potential. I can tell you're intelligient, why pretend to be satisfied with your imperfect form? when perfection is within reach? when you could be so much more?"
at the word more, images fill your head of different forms. more legs. more arms. a tail. tentacles. ears. scales. fur. stranger modifications. you feel it. you could be anything. absolutely anything.
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
"anything is possible. what would you have in mind?"
"Well, gosh! I don't know! There's just soooo many options!"
a small smile plays on the lips of the humanoid and the Grand Ascendant continues 'speaking'
"I have an implant that lets me breathe in any environment. what would you like to do?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Ascendance. improving yourself. reaching your potential. if you... allow the Grand Ascendant to speak to you, they will explain better than i"
*sorry, I had a stupid award ceremony to go to*
The girl shrugs. "Okay!"
"let me see"
"you have such potential. such potential. I can tell you're intelligient, why pretend to be satisfied with your imperfect form? when perfection is within reach? when you could be so much more?"
at the word more, images fill your head of different forms. more legs. more arms. a tail. tentacles. ears. scales. fur. stranger modifications. you feel it. you could be anything. absolutely anything.
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
"anything is possible. what would you have in mind?"
"Well, gosh! I don't know! There's just soooo many options!"
a small smile plays on the lips of the humanoid and the Grand Ascendant continues 'speaking'
"I have an implant that lets me breathe in any environment. what would you like to do?"
The girl thinks for a long time. "Well, I've always wanted to see the sky. The real sky, not the artificial lights and images down here. I want to go up and breathe clean air, I want to do more than just sit around down here surviving. I want to live my life, you know?"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Ascendance. improving yourself. reaching your potential. if you... allow the Grand Ascendant to speak to you, they will explain better than i"
*sorry, I had a stupid award ceremony to go to*
The girl shrugs. "Okay!"
"let me see"
"you have such potential. such potential. I can tell you're intelligient, why pretend to be satisfied with your imperfect form? when perfection is within reach? when you could be so much more?"
at the word more, images fill your head of different forms. more legs. more arms. a tail. tentacles. ears. scales. fur. stranger modifications. you feel it. you could be anything. absolutely anything.
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
"anything is possible. what would you have in mind?"
"Well, gosh! I don't know! There's just soooo many options!"
a small smile plays on the lips of the humanoid and the Grand Ascendant continues 'speaking'
"I have an implant that lets me breathe in any environment. what would you like to do?"
The girl thinks for a long time. "Well, I've always wanted to see the sky. The real sky, not the artificial lights and images down here. I want to go up and breathe clean air, I want to do more than just sit around down here surviving. I want to live my life, you know?"
"Sutch things are possible. invisibility, disguises, spoofed chips"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"Ascendance. improving yourself. reaching your potential. if you... allow the Grand Ascendant to speak to you, they will explain better than i"
*sorry, I had a stupid award ceremony to go to*
The girl shrugs. "Okay!"
"let me see"
"you have such potential. such potential. I can tell you're intelligient, why pretend to be satisfied with your imperfect form? when perfection is within reach? when you could be so much more?"
at the word more, images fill your head of different forms. more legs. more arms. a tail. tentacles. ears. scales. fur. stranger modifications. you feel it. you could be anything. absolutely anything.
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
"anything is possible. what would you have in mind?"
"Well, gosh! I don't know! There's just soooo many options!"
a small smile plays on the lips of the humanoid and the Grand Ascendant continues 'speaking'
"I have an implant that lets me breathe in any environment. what would you like to do?"
The girl thinks for a long time. "Well, I've always wanted to see the sky. The real sky, not the artificial lights and images down here. I want to go up and breathe clean air, I want to do more than just sit around down here surviving. I want to live my life, you know?"
"Such things are possible. invisibility, disguises, spoofed chips"
"No, I want to be completely free. I don't want to have to hide my true self or worry about being illegal. That would just be my life down here!"
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Ascendance. improving yourself. reaching your potential. if you... allow the Grand Ascendant to speak to you, they will explain better than i"
*sorry, I had a stupid award ceremony to go to*
The girl shrugs. "Okay!"
"let me see"
"you have such potential. such potential. I can tell you're intelligient, why pretend to be satisfied with your imperfect form? when perfection is within reach? when you could be so much more?"
at the word more, images fill your head of different forms. more legs. more arms. a tail. tentacles. ears. scales. fur. stranger modifications. you feel it. you could be anything. absolutely anything.
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
"anything is possible. what would you have in mind?"
"Well, gosh! I don't know! There's just soooo many options!"
a small smile plays on the lips of the humanoid and the Grand Ascendant continues 'speaking'
"I have an implant that lets me breathe in any environment. what would you like to do?"
The girl thinks for a long time. "Well, I've always wanted to see the sky. The real sky, not the artificial lights and images down here. I want to go up and breathe clean air, I want to do more than just sit around down here surviving. I want to live my life, you know?"
"Such things are possible. invisibility, disguises, spoofed chips"
"No, I want to be completely free. I don't want to have to hide my true self or worry about being illegal. That would just be my life down here!"
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Cal is out in the tunnels with his nice new metal arm. A Syn-mask is strapped to his face
Link is picking fingers out of a pile of debris
A tall, rail-thin shark man in a white uniform stands before him. The uniform has an apron, long sleeves, white gloves, and a long, thin bag on his back. The cambion isn't looking in Cal's direction, instead examining some fungus growing on the tunnel wall.
Con saunters up beside him. "Howdy. What's with the fingies?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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GRA-735 is almost entirely mechanical. They seem to have a human brain, but that is it. They also, curiously, have multiple chips implanted into said brain.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Ah. This is... unfortunate...*
A large mechanical figure looms over them. They carry a shotgun, which is currently shouldered. A purple light sweeps over the hybrid, scanning for something.
*Insight 9 to see if he has a chip*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
a voice, slow and sweet as syrup talks in the brain.
"I see you have begun the process of ascension"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The lens narrows even further, the light becoming red. They rack the shotgun, not speaking.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
The girl seems to space out, probably imagining what life would be like if she had those different kinds of modifications, before returning to the world of the living. "Oh, wow! Those are a ton of options! All of them seem really flashy, like they'll make me stand out. Is there anything that's more subtle?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
It can't detect a chip, but the scan seems to be disrupted by something. This creature seems to have an aura that distorts electronic functions.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
the humanoid steps in front of the cloaked figure, their hands twisting and morphing, nails expanding and sharpening into large curved blades
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The figure instead speaks, it's voice fully robotic. "I am GRA-735. Do you have a chip?"
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"Threat detected." A different voice resonates from GRA. "Lower your weapons or we will o-op-p-pennnnnnnnnnnnn fiiiireeeeeee" The voice distorts suddenly and GRA shakes their head violently.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"anything is possible. what would you have in mind?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*I have to go now. I'll continue tomorrow*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"Well, gosh! I don't know! There's just soooo many options!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
a small smile plays on the lips of the humanoid and the Grand Ascendant continues 'speaking'
"I have an implant that lets me breathe in any environment. what would you like to do?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
The thin creature slowly gets up, clearly not in any state to defend himself. "Chip?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The girl thinks for a long time. "Well, I've always wanted to see the sky. The real sky, not the artificial lights and images down here. I want to go up and breathe clean air, I want to do more than just sit around down here surviving. I want to live my life, you know?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"Sutch things are possible. invisibility, disguises, spoofed chips"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
"No, I want to be completely free. I don't want to have to hide my true self or worry about being illegal. That would just be my life down here!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"this?" a new image fills your head. the sky. the real sky. clouds drift lazily overhead, the sun shines. you imagine taking a breath, and pure, clean air fills your lungs.
its beautiful.
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes/ general of the goose horde/ holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor/ king of madness / The FBI/ The Tele-Visionary/ The Pawless Wizard/ The Infinite Fractal/ Admin of The Academy/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
Cal is out in the tunnels with his nice new metal arm. A Syn-mask is strapped to his face
Link is picking fingers out of a pile of debris
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A tall, rail-thin shark man in a white uniform stands before him. The uniform has an apron, long sleeves, white gloves, and a long, thin bag on his back. The cambion isn't looking in Cal's direction, instead examining some fungus growing on the tunnel wall.
Con saunters up beside him. "Howdy. What's with the fingies?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels