'Very good. Pleasure doing business with you. Will I see you around?'
"If everything goes close enough to plan, then yes." They stand up. "When it gets done, you'll find me, assuming you still want to look after you see what's in store."
'Very good. Pleasure doing business with you. Will I see you around?'
"If everything goes close enough to plan, then yes." They stand up. "When it gets done, you'll find me, assuming you still want to look after you see what's in store."
'As long as the money keeps rolling, I won't be looking away any time soon'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"We need you to remove an important cache they were planning on moving this week and replace it with an explosive device that we will provide. If installed properly, it will detonate after it arrives. The cache must be switched out in transit. Pay will be docked by %50 if the mission is not successfully completed, regardless of the events that transpire."
The armored figure cracks their knuckles with a sound of tearing metal. "You won't need to worry about that."
The stoat smiles. "Good. 45k Cybucks sound good to start?"
"Sixty. 45k Cybucks and 15 EDens, or no deal."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
A young boy, about fifteen years old, wearing black armor with blonde hair tied into a ponytail wanders around the area, carrying a gun. One of his legs are a prosthetic and his gun is filled with incredibly strong bullets.
The armored figure turns toward the boy, then looks back away. At least, you think they do. It's hard to tell where someone's looking when they don't have visible eyes.
“Hey! Stop right there!” He sounds nervous.
The figure turns back around. "Whaddaya want, kid? I've got a job to do."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
A young boy, about fifteen years old, wearing black armor with blonde hair tied into a ponytail wanders around the area, carrying a gun. One of his legs are a prosthetic and his gun is filled with incredibly strong bullets.
The armored figure turns toward the boy, then looks back away. At least, you think they do. It's hard to tell where someone's looking when they don't have visible eyes.
“Hey! Stop right there!” He sounds nervous.
The figure turns back around. "Whaddaya want, kid? I've got a job to do."
“Give me all your Cybucks!”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
The stoat smiles. "Good. 45k Cybucks sound good to start?"
"Sixty. 45k Cybucks and 15 EDens, or no deal."
"EDens? Really? Bah. I'll have to check with the Boss. He's paid more for jobs like these... but he's also paid less. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but I'll need a history before I bring this up to the Boss."
A young boy, about fifteen years old, wearing black armor with blonde hair tied into a ponytail wanders around the area, carrying a gun. One of his legs are a prosthetic and his gun is filled with incredibly strong bullets.
The armored figure turns toward the boy, then looks back away. At least, you think they do. It's hard to tell where someone's looking when they don't have visible eyes.
“Hey! Stop right there!” He sounds nervous.
The figure turns back around. "Whaddaya want, kid? I've got a job to do."
“Give me all your Cybucks!”
The armor's inhabitant sighs. "Look, kid. You're obviously new to this, and I'm in a decent mood. Fighting in here will get us both arrested, so either drop the gun or take it outside."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"EDens? Really? Bah. I'll have to check with the Boss. He's paid more for jobs like these... but he's also paid less. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but I'll need a history before I bring this up to the Boss."
"The armor extends a gauntlet. "Warforged Trooper 5555. My squadron called me Fives. I'm specifically engineered to be a sentient, self-repairing tank. Ever heard of the siege on Hala? My squad ended it."
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
"EDens? Really? Bah. I'll have to check with the Boss. He's paid more for jobs like these... but he's also paid less. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but I'll need a history before I bring this up to the Boss."
"The armor extends a gauntlet. "Warforged Trooper 5555. My squadron called me Fives. I'm specifically engineered to be a sentient, self-repairing tank. Ever heard of the siege on Hala? My squad ended it."
The stoat tentatively shakes the gauntlet with his comparatively tiny paw. "That's probably enough of a resume."
A young person, about fourteen or sixteen, with medium length hair, is wandering around the landscape, carrying a large bag, a pouch, a backpack, and a gun.
The stoat tentatively shakes the gauntlet with his comparatively tiny paw. "That's probably enough of a resume."
*it's all fake btw, Fives is just an amoebic mass of teal goo piloting a mech*
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
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"If everything goes close enough to plan, then yes." They stand up. "When it gets done, you'll find me, assuming you still want to look after you see what's in store."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'As long as the money keeps rolling, I won't be looking away any time soon'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Sixty. 45k Cybucks and 15 EDens, or no deal."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
The figure turns back around. "Whaddaya want, kid? I've got a job to do."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
“Give me all your Cybucks!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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"EDens? Really? Bah. I'll have to check with the Boss. He's paid more for jobs like these... but he's also paid less. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but I'll need a history before I bring this up to the Boss."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The armor's inhabitant sighs. "Look, kid. You're obviously new to this, and I'm in a decent mood. Fighting in here will get us both arrested, so either drop the gun or take it outside."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
Old Waldo looks from his bar, muttering something about 'Wendi Boys these days'. He grabs his gun in case he needs it
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"The armor extends a gauntlet. "Warforged Trooper 5555. My squadron called me Fives. I'm specifically engineered to be a sentient, self-repairing tank. Ever heard of the siege on Hala? My squad ended it."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.
*No Chip, No Mercy*
*I shall join*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The stoat tentatively shakes the gauntlet with his comparatively tiny paw. "That's probably enough of a resume."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Since this is a Cyberpunk future, that does mean there will be robots, right?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
*Sounds about right*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Yep!*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*What's the max level we can be?*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Okay*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
A young person, about fourteen or sixteen, with medium length hair, is wandering around the landscape, carrying a large bag, a pouch, a backpack, and a gun.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
He sees a young man, maybe 18, relaxing on a sofa whilst polishing a drone
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*it's all fake btw, Fives is just an amoebic mass of teal goo piloting a mech*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person alive.