A small egg-shaped plastic robot is skittering around on its three long legs. Its singular glowing blue eye looks around as it makes whistling sounds through multiple air pipes that cover its body.
*this thing is going to telepathically speak with the monotone voice of a bad TTS bot*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
A small egg-shaped plastic robot is skittering around on its three long legs. Its singular glowing blue eye looks around as it makes whistling sounds through multiple air pipes that cover its body.
*this thing is going to telepathically speak with the monotone voice of a bad TTS bot*
*Sorry, I'll interact tomorrow. I don't have time to start a new RP this late.*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
Before them stands an equally tall toy, wrapped in black sheer crepe to keep its form hidden. It wears a cross necklace over the veil and carries a hacksaw as a weapon. The lights from its eyes shine through the black fabric as it turns to look at them. An aura of menace radiates from the other toy.
"You're in my way." The marionette frowns. They might seem a little... familiar to the dreamer. Their face? No, that can't be it, though the makeup does seem like you've seen it before. Not their clothes, though those are familiar too. Finally, it hits you. It's their voice!
The black-wrapped figure tilts their head. "Why are you here?" They tilt their hacksaw, letting some ichor run off the thick blade before putting the enormous weapon on their back.
"hell if i know, longlegs." they shake their head. *is this person from the modern era?*
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
The black-wrapped figure tilts their head. "Why are you here?" They tilt their hacksaw, letting some ichor run off the thick blade before putting the enormous weapon on their back.
"hell if i know, longlegs." they shake their head. *is this person from the modern era?*
The black-wrapped figure tilts their head. "Why are you here?" They tilt their hacksaw, letting some ichor run off the thick blade before putting the enormous weapon on their back.
"hell if i know, longlegs." they shake their head. *is this person from the modern era?*
"You're a bit standoffish."
*Yup*
*then they have a good chance of recognising this person. Yes, unfortunately for them, they're still somewhat recognisable. They wear their costume and makeup, and their voice didn't change* They sigh. "Who wouldn't be if they were trapped in what would have happened if Stephen King ruled the island of misfit toys?"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*then they have a good chance of recognising this person. Yes, unfortunately for them, they're still somewhat recognisable. They wear their costume and makeup, and their voice didn't change* They sigh. "Who wouldn't be if they were trapped in what would have happened if Stephen King ruled the island of misfit toys?"
The other toy pulls the cloak off their head to reveal a wooden mask and little fuzzy ears. "I guess that makes some sense. But most people are too busy trying not to get butchered to be so hostile to people who aren't hurting them."
*then they have a good chance of recognising this person. Yes, unfortunately for them, they're still somewhat recognisable. They wear their costume and makeup, and their voice didn't change* They sigh. "Who wouldn't be if they were trapped in what would have happened if Stephen King ruled the island of misfit toys?"
The other toy pulls the cloak off their head to reveal a wooden mask and little fuzzy ears. "I guess that makes some sense. But most people are too busy trying not to get butchered to be so hostile to people who aren't hurting them."
"Butchered? This hellhole is worse than i thought!"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
The other toy pulls the cloak off their head to reveal a wooden mask and little fuzzy ears. "I guess that makes some sense. But most people are too busy trying not to get butchered to be so hostile to people who aren't hurting them."
"Butchered? This hellhole is worse than i thought!"
He sighs. "For a singer, you're pretty one-note. Do you do anything other than whine?"
A small egg-shaped plastic robot is skittering around on its three long legs. Its singular glowing blue eye looks around as it makes whistling sounds through multiple air pipes that cover its body.
*this thing is going to telepathically speak with the monotone voice of a bad TTS bot*
Jimmy the small cloth cat is trying to make traps for the monsters
*Hey, Dutch! I don't have a lot of time, but I can continue this later if need be.*
There is a fleshy, metallic grinding noise. A large, humanoid-shaped monster with a series of stuffed animals hanging around its neck leans into the alley. "Not... safe..." Its vocalizations barely qualify as words, as though it were using alien components to attempt familiar sounds.
Jimmy the small cloth cat is trying to make traps for the monsters
*Hey, Dutch! I don't have a lot of time, but I can continue this later if need be.*
There is a fleshy, metallic grinding noise. A large, humanoid-shaped monster with a series of stuffed animals hanging around its neck leans into the alley. "Not... safe..." Its vocalizations barely qualify as words, as though it were using alien components to attempt familiar sounds.
'Couldn't have figured that one out' the cat says, trying to sound brave. 'You want me for what I did, but I'm not worth catching. If you're looking to torment the souls of the wicked, there are so many targets for you. And they're just as wicked as I am. I'm just a little kid, a little kitten cat'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Hey, Dutch! I don't have a lot of time, but I can continue this later if need be.*
There is a fleshy, metallic grinding noise. A large, humanoid-shaped monster with a series of stuffed animals hanging around its neck leans into the alley. "Not... safe..." Its vocalizations barely qualify as words, as though it were using alien components to attempt familiar sounds.
'Couldn't have figured that one out' the cat says, trying to sound brave. 'You want me for what I did, but I'm not worth catching. If you're looking to torment the souls of the wicked, there are so many targets for you. And they're just as wicked as I am. I'm just a little kid, a little kitten cat'
"No... you're not..." It creaks. It takes a step toward Jimmy on its long, thin legs. "Why did you do it?" It speaks slowly, taking a breath between each word.
*Hey, Dutch! I don't have a lot of time, but I can continue this later if need be.*
There is a fleshy, metallic grinding noise. A large, humanoid-shaped monster with a series of stuffed animals hanging around its neck leans into the alley. "Not... safe..." Its vocalizations barely qualify as words, as though it were using alien components to attempt familiar sounds.
'Couldn't have figured that one out' the cat says, trying to sound brave. 'You want me for what I did, but I'm not worth catching. If you're looking to torment the souls of the wicked, there are so many targets for you. And they're just as wicked as I am. I'm just a little kid, a little kitten cat'
"No... you're not..." It creaks. It takes a step toward Jimmy on its long, thin legs. "Why did you do it?" It speaks slowly, taking a breath between each word.
'I had to live. We were cold, we were hungry. And it wasn't like it was me who killed Seb. And, like, does it really matter that I knew? Or is that it, am I damned for surviving? If that's right, then your right and wrong are screwed up'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
A small egg-shaped plastic robot is skittering around on its three long legs. Its singular glowing blue eye looks around as it makes whistling sounds through multiple air pipes that cover its body.
*this thing is going to telepathically speak with the monotone voice of a bad TTS bot*
*Is it doing anything beyond locomotion?*
*just looking around making annoying noises*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"No... you're not..." It creaks. It takes a step toward Jimmy on its long, thin legs. "Why did you do it?" It speaks slowly, taking a breath between each word.
'I had to live. We were cold, we were hungry. And it wasn't like it was me who killed Seb. And, like, does it really matter that I knew? Or is that it, am I damned for surviving? If that's right, then your right and wrong are screwed up'
"Funny... funny toy..." It takes another step, then gets down on all fours. Black ichor dribbles from its mouth directly in front of Jimmy. "This... isn't hell... it's worse... hahaha..." It reaches out a needle-like claw and runs it along the cat's ear. "You lost... kitty. You always were... a loser."
"No... you're not..." It creaks. It takes a step toward Jimmy on its long, thin legs. "Why did you do it?" It speaks slowly, taking a breath between each word.
'I had to live. We were cold, we were hungry. And it wasn't like it was me who killed Seb. And, like, does it really matter that I knew? Or is that it, am I damned for surviving? If that's right, then your right and wrong are screwed up'
"Funny... funny toy..." It takes another step, then gets down on all fours. Black ichor dribbles from its mouth directly in front of Jimmy. "This... isn't hell... it's worse... hahaha..." It reaches out a needle-like claw and runs it along the cat's ear. "You lost... kitty. You always were... a loser."
'Loser? And what are you? I've survived worse than this'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
A small egg-shaped plastic robot is skittering around on its three long legs. Its singular glowing blue eye looks around as it makes whistling sounds through multiple air pipes that cover its body.
*this thing is going to telepathically speak with the monotone voice of a bad TTS bot*
*Is it doing anything beyond locomotion?*
*just looking around making annoying noises*
*That's actually a lot more helpful. Thank you.*
The robot encounters a tall, humanoid toy wrapped in thin, black fabric reducing it to a silhouette. It seems to be cutting up a still-living monster with a huge hacksaw.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
*Sorry, I'll interact tomorrow. I don't have time to start a new RP this late.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*it's fine*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"hell if i know, longlegs." they shake their head.
*is this person from the modern era?*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"You're a bit standoffish."
*Yup*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*then they have a good chance of recognising this person. Yes, unfortunately for them, they're still somewhat recognisable. They wear their costume and makeup, and their voice didn't change*
They sigh. "Who wouldn't be if they were trapped in what would have happened if Stephen King ruled the island of misfit toys?"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
The other toy pulls the cloak off their head to reveal a wooden mask and little fuzzy ears. "I guess that makes some sense. But most people are too busy trying not to get butchered to be so hostile to people who aren't hurting them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Butchered? This hellhole is worse than i thought!"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
He sighs. "For a singer, you're pretty one-note. Do you do anything other than whine?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Jimmy the small cloth cat is trying to make traps for the monsters
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Is it doing anything beyond locomotion?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Hey, Dutch! I don't have a lot of time, but I can continue this later if need be.*
There is a fleshy, metallic grinding noise. A large, humanoid-shaped monster with a series of stuffed animals hanging around its neck leans into the alley. "Not... safe..." Its vocalizations barely qualify as words, as though it were using alien components to attempt familiar sounds.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Couldn't have figured that one out' the cat says, trying to sound brave. 'You want me for what I did, but I'm not worth catching. If you're looking to torment the souls of the wicked, there are so many targets for you. And they're just as wicked as I am. I'm just a little kid, a little kitten cat'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"No... you're not..." It creaks. It takes a step toward Jimmy on its long, thin legs. "Why did you do it?" It speaks slowly, taking a breath between each word.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I had to live. We were cold, we were hungry. And it wasn't like it was me who killed Seb. And, like, does it really matter that I knew? Or is that it, am I damned for surviving? If that's right, then your right and wrong are screwed up'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*just looking around making annoying noises*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I wanted to put something else here, but I couldn't think of anything, so here's a wooly mammoth. 🦣
"Funny... funny toy..." It takes another step, then gets down on all fours. Black ichor dribbles from its mouth directly in front of Jimmy. "This... isn't hell... it's worse... hahaha..." It reaches out a needle-like claw and runs it along the cat's ear. "You lost... kitty. You always were... a loser."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Loser? And what are you? I've survived worse than this'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*hi*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*That's actually a lot more helpful. Thank you.*
The robot encounters a tall, humanoid toy wrapped in thin, black fabric reducing it to a silhouette. It seems to be cutting up a still-living monster with a huge hacksaw.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels