"Funny... funny toy..." It takes another step, then gets down on all fours. Black ichor dribbles from its mouth directly in front of Jimmy. "This... isn't hell... it's worse... hahaha..." It reaches out a needle-like claw and runs it along the cat's ear. "You lost... kitty. You always were... a loser."
'Loser? And what are you? I've survived worse than this'
"I... am your way out..." It gently lifts him up. "And while you... have survived... terrible things... those things... had an end. This place... you are suck here. Until you follow me... to a better life, a future... you'll never want for food... or warmth... or knowledge again..."
A small egg-shaped plastic robot is skittering around on its three long legs. Its singular glowing blue eye looks around as it makes whistling sounds through multiple air pipes that cover its body.
*this thing is going to telepathically speak with the monotone voice of a bad TTS bot*
*Is it doing anything beyond locomotion?*
*just looking around making annoying noises*
*That's actually a lot more helpful. Thank you.*
The robot encounters a tall, humanoid toy wrapped in thin, black fabric reducing it to a silhouette. It seems to be cutting up a still-living monster with a huge hacksaw.
It skids to a halt, then lets out a series of whistles. The humanoid toy hears a monotone voice in its head, like that of a bad TTS AI. "What are you doing?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
The robot encounters a tall, humanoid toy wrapped in thin, black fabric reducing it to a silhouette. It seems to be cutting up a still-living monster with a huge hacksaw.
It skids to a halt, then lets out a series of whistles. The humanoid toy hears a monotone voice in its head, like that of a bad TTS AI. "What are you doing?"
They shrug. "I'm... learning." The monster laughs. "Go on, pocket a cog! It'll make you better!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The other toy pulls the cloak off their head to reveal a wooden mask and little fuzzy ears. "I guess that makes some sense. But most people are too busy trying not to get butchered to be so hostile to people who aren't hurting them."
"Butchered? This hellhole is worse than i thought!"
He sighs. "For a singer, you're pretty one-note. Do you do anything other than whine?"
"I drink. I perform. I lie." They stretch. "Don't ask me what I do in my free time, cause I don't have any."
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*I wasn't able to do it yesterday so I'm doing it now.*
The ocean, nearby the city, seems to wash up what appears to be some sort of raggedy doll looking creature. It's design is very much like a raggedy Anne doll except for key differences. The body and head look like the doll portion but the arms and legs are almost like those of a wooden toy soldiers.
The face of the doll seems to have a goatee like design around the mouth, a semblance of brown hair that matches the hair on its head that is cut short and neatly in a way. One side of the dolls face is covered in plastic eyes that almost looks real, unblinking with blue irises and pinpoint pupils, the other side is barely stitched together, fluffy and fuzzy bulging at the seams of the stitching, clearly over where an eye should be. It wears a dark green jacket, stitched with many patches from heavy use and loving care it seems. It is paired with a pair of brown pants that have a belt strapped around its waist with a toy gun, one of those little pop-guns, strapped onto a holster.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
*I wasn't able to do it yesterday so I'm doing it now.*
The ocean, nearby the city, seems to wash up what appears to be some sort of raggedy doll looking creature. It's design is very much like a raggedy Anne doll except for key differences. The body and head look like the doll portion but the arms and legs are almost like those of a wooden toy soldiers.
The face of the doll seems to have a goatee like design around the mouth, a semblance of brown hair that matches the hair on its head that is cut short and neatly in a way. One side of the dolls face is covered in plastic eyes that almost looks real, unblinking with blue irises and pinpoint pupils, the other side is barely stitched together, fluffy and fuzzy bulging at the seams of the stitching, clearly over where an eye should be. It wears a dark green jacket, stitched with many patches from heavy use and loving care it seems. It is paired with a pair of brown pants that have a belt strapped around its waist with a toy gun, one of those little pop-guns, strapped onto a holster.
*hope or despair?*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*I wasn't able to do it yesterday so I'm doing it now.*
The ocean, nearby the city, seems to wash up what appears to be some sort of raggedy doll looking creature. It's design is very much like a raggedy Anne doll except for key differences. The body and head look like the doll portion but the arms and legs are almost like those of a wooden toy soldiers.
The face of the doll seems to have a goatee like design around the mouth, a semblance of brown hair that matches the hair on its head that is cut short and neatly in a way. One side of the dolls face is covered in plastic eyes that almost looks real, unblinking with blue irises and pinpoint pupils, the other side is barely stitched together, fluffy and fuzzy bulging at the seams of the stitching, clearly over where an eye should be. It wears a dark green jacket, stitched with many patches from heavy use and loving care it seems. It is paired with a pair of brown pants that have a belt strapped around its waist with a toy gun, one of those little pop-guns, strapped onto a holster.
*hope or despair?*
*Hope*
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The robot encounters a tall, humanoid toy wrapped in thin, black fabric reducing it to a silhouette. It seems to be cutting up a still-living monster with a huge hacksaw.
It skids to a halt, then lets out a series of whistles. The humanoid toy hears a monotone voice in its head, like that of a bad TTS AI. "What are you doing?"
They shrug. "I'm... learning." The monster laughs. "Go on, pocket a cog! It'll make you better!"
The robot jumps at least 5 feet into the air with surprise. "Why is that thing talking?"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
*I wasn't able to do it yesterday so I'm doing it now.*
The ocean, nearby the city, seems to wash up what appears to be some sort of raggedy doll looking creature. It's design is very much like a raggedy Anne doll except for key differences. The body and head look like the doll portion but the arms and legs are almost like those of a wooden toy soldiers.
The face of the doll seems to have a goatee like design around the mouth, a semblance of brown hair that matches the hair on its head that is cut short and neatly in a way. One side of the dolls face is covered in plastic eyes that almost looks real, unblinking with blue irises and pinpoint pupils, the other side is barely stitched together, fluffy and fuzzy bulging at the seams of the stitching, clearly over where an eye should be. It wears a dark green jacket, stitched with many patches from heavy use and loving care it seems. It is paired with a pair of brown pants that have a belt strapped around its waist with a toy gun, one of those little pop-guns, strapped onto a holster.
*hope or despair?*
*Hope*
Something tries to shake him awake. Something with soft plush paws that smells like a hospital, a mix of dying flowers and disinfectant. It's a white plush bunny covered in patches and bandages. Some of these patches seem to function as pockets, and the button-close pocket right above its heart holds a glowing, heart-shaped object.
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a new toy wanders through the streets. they appear as a well muscled, handsome man, dressed in, or maybe its his skin, purple, red, and yellow, with a purple cape. they have a purple letter U on their chest
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Funny... funny toy..." It takes another step, then gets down on all fours. Black ichor dribbles from its mouth directly in front of Jimmy. "This... isn't hell... it's worse... hahaha..." It reaches out a needle-like claw and runs it along the cat's ear. "You lost... kitty. You always were... a loser."
'Loser? And what are you? I've survived worse than this'
"I... am your way out..." It gently lifts him up. "And while you... have survived... terrible things... those things... had an end. This place... you are suck here. Until you follow me... to a better life, a future... you'll never want for food... or warmth... or knowledge again..."
'What's that meant to mean? I don't wanna die. What are you offering? Please don't drag me down the sewers, I've seen all the monsters hunting me'
*I wasn't able to do it yesterday so I'm doing it now.*
The ocean, nearby the city, seems to wash up what appears to be some sort of raggedy doll looking creature. It's design is very much like a raggedy Anne doll except for key differences. The body and head look like the doll portion but the arms and legs are almost like those of a wooden toy soldiers.
The face of the doll seems to have a goatee like design around the mouth, a semblance of brown hair that matches the hair on its head that is cut short and neatly in a way. One side of the dolls face is covered in plastic eyes that almost looks real, unblinking with blue irises and pinpoint pupils, the other side is barely stitched together, fluffy and fuzzy bulging at the seams of the stitching, clearly over where an eye should be. It wears a dark green jacket, stitched with many patches from heavy use and loving care it seems. It is paired with a pair of brown pants that have a belt strapped around its waist with a toy gun, one of those little pop-guns, strapped onto a holster.
*hope or despair?*
*Hope*
Something tries to shake him awake. Something with soft plush paws that smells like a hospital, a mix of dying flowers and disinfectant. It's a white plush bunny covered in patches and bandages. Some of these patches seem to function as pockets, and the button-close pocket right above its heart holds a glowing, heart-shaped object.
Suddenly, he curses loudly, face somehow down in the sandy dirt. He flips over, quickly sitting up. *WHERE THE HELLS AM I!" he snarls, looking around suddenly like a fearful rat.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
They shrug. "I'm... learning." The monster laughs. "Go on, pocket a cog! It'll make you better!"
The robot jumps at least 5 feet into the air with surprise. "Why is that thing talking?"
"I haven't removed its core yet." The limbless, split-open horror twists its head to look at the robot. "Easily spooked? No need to worry! A couple gears here and some chemical treatments, and you won't have to be afraid ever again!" The shrouded toy splits the monster's face in half with a swing of his saw.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
They shrug. "I'm... learning." The monster laughs. "Go on, pocket a cog! It'll make you better!"
The robot jumps at least 5 feet into the air with surprise. "Why is that thing talking?"
"I haven't removed its core yet." The limbless, split-open horror twists its head to look at the robot. "Easily spooked? No need to worry! A couple gears here and some chemical treatments, and you won't have to be afraid ever again!" The shrouded toy splits the monster's face in half with a swing of his saw.
The eggbot's whistling takes on an indignant tone. "I have quite enough gears, thank you very much!"
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"Funny... funny toy..." It takes another step, then gets down on all fours. Black ichor dribbles from its mouth directly in front of Jimmy. "This... isn't hell... it's worse... hahaha..." It reaches out a needle-like claw and runs it along the cat's ear. "You lost... kitty. You always were... a loser."
'Loser? And what are you? I've survived worse than this'
"I... am your way out..." It gently lifts him up. "And while you... have survived... terrible things... those things... had an end. This place... you are suck here. Until you follow me... to a better life, a future... you'll never want for food... or warmth... or knowledge again..."
'What's that meant to mean? I don't wanna die. What are you offering? Please don't drag me down the sewers, I've seen all the monsters hunting me'
"I... am your way out..." It gently lifts him up. "And while you... have survived... terrible things... those things... had an end. This place... you are suck here. Until you follow me... to a better life, a future... you'll never want for food... or warmth... or knowledge again..."
'What's that meant to mean? I don't wanna die. What are you offering? Please don't drag me down the sewers, I've seen all the monsters hunting me'
The monster wheezes. "You won't be hunted anymore... and you... will be very much alive. You'll be... something like me. Free to do what you want..."
"I... am your way out..." It gently lifts him up. "And while you... have survived... terrible things... those things... had an end. This place... you are suck here. Until you follow me... to a better life, a future... you'll never want for food... or warmth... or knowledge again..."
'What's that meant to mean? I don't wanna die. What are you offering? Please don't drag me down the sewers, I've seen all the monsters hunting me'
The monster wheezes. "You won't be hunted anymore... and you... will be very much alive. You'll be... something like me. Free to do what you want..."
'I'm listening. After all, I didn't eat Seb just to die here. I'll do what it takes to survive here, the judges be damned'
The tiny skeleton octopus is clinging to the side of a building, watching the monsters roaming the streets.
The egg-shaped robot is staring at a target drawn on a wall, a thin red beam coming out of its singular eye.
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
*I wasn't able to do it yesterday so I'm doing it now.*
The ocean, nearby the city, seems to wash up what appears to be some sort of raggedy doll looking creature. It's design is very much like a raggedy Anne doll except for key differences. The body and head look like the doll portion but the arms and legs are almost like those of a wooden toy soldiers.
The face of the doll seems to have a goatee like design around the mouth, a semblance of brown hair that matches the hair on its head that is cut short and neatly in a way. One side of the dolls face is covered in plastic eyes that almost looks real, unblinking with blue irises and pinpoint pupils, the other side is barely stitched together, fluffy and fuzzy bulging at the seams of the stitching, clearly over where an eye should be. It wears a dark green jacket, stitched with many patches from heavy use and loving care it seems. It is paired with a pair of brown pants that have a belt strapped around its waist with a toy gun, one of those little pop-guns, strapped onto a holster.
Another toy flops down beside it. This one is wrapped in a black fabric shroud and carries a huge hacksaw on its back.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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"I... am your way out..." It gently lifts him up. "And while you... have survived... terrible things... those things... had an end. This place... you are suck here. Until you follow me... to a better life, a future... you'll never want for food... or warmth... or knowledge again..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
It skids to a halt, then lets out a series of whistles. The humanoid toy hears a monotone voice in its head, like that of a bad TTS AI. "What are you doing?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
They shrug. "I'm... learning." The monster laughs. "Go on, pocket a cog! It'll make you better!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"I drink. I perform. I lie." They stretch. "Don't ask me what I do in my free time, cause I don't have any."
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*I wasn't able to do it yesterday so I'm doing it now.*
The ocean, nearby the city, seems to wash up what appears to be some sort of raggedy doll looking creature. It's design is very much like a raggedy Anne doll except for key differences. The body and head look like the doll portion but the arms and legs are almost like those of a wooden toy soldiers.
The face of the doll seems to have a goatee like design around the mouth, a semblance of brown hair that matches the hair on its head that is cut short and neatly in a way. One side of the dolls face is covered in plastic eyes that almost looks real, unblinking with blue irises and pinpoint pupils, the other side is barely stitched together, fluffy and fuzzy bulging at the seams of the stitching, clearly over where an eye should be. It wears a dark green jacket, stitched with many patches from heavy use and loving care it seems. It is paired with a pair of brown pants that have a belt strapped around its waist with a toy gun, one of those little pop-guns, strapped onto a holster.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*hope or despair?*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
*Hope*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The robot jumps at least 5 feet into the air with surprise. "Why is that thing talking?"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Something tries to shake him awake. Something with soft plush paws that smells like a hospital, a mix of dying flowers and disinfectant. It's a white plush bunny covered in patches and bandages. Some of these patches seem to function as pockets, and the button-close pocket right above its heart holds a glowing, heart-shaped object.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, your favorite pretty boy, and certified silly goose
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a new toy wanders through the streets. they appear as a well muscled, handsome man, dressed in, or maybe its his skin, purple, red, and yellow, with a purple cape. they have a purple letter U on their chest
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
He shuffles a bit. "I see. I'm guessing you had someone who got you gigs back on earth? A taskmaster, perhaps?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'What's that meant to mean? I don't wanna die. What are you offering? Please don't drag me down the sewers, I've seen all the monsters hunting me'
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Suddenly, he curses loudly, face somehow down in the sandy dirt. He flips over, quickly sitting up. *WHERE THE HELLS AM I!" he snarls, looking around suddenly like a fearful rat.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I haven't removed its core yet." The limbless, split-open horror twists its head to look at the robot. "Easily spooked? No need to worry! A couple gears here and some chemical treatments, and you won't have to be afraid ever again!" The shrouded toy splits the monster's face in half with a swing of his saw.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The eggbot's whistling takes on an indignant tone. "I have quite enough gears, thank you very much!"
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
The monster wheezes. "You won't be hunted anymore... and you... will be very much alive. You'll be... something like me. Free to do what you want..."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'I'm listening. After all, I didn't eat Seb just to die here. I'll do what it takes to survive here, the judges be damned'
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
The tiny skeleton octopus is clinging to the side of a building, watching the monsters roaming the streets.
The egg-shaped robot is staring at a target drawn on a wall, a thin red beam coming out of its singular eye.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Another toy flops down beside it. This one is wrapped in a black fabric shroud and carries a huge hacksaw on its back.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.