“Do you think it has something to do with this weird place, or why I’m a doll and you’re stuffed?”
"maybe...." they look at their hand, flexing its fingers
“I just want to get out of here. If this is the afterlife I should’ve used the actual life better.”
"afterlife?"
“That’s what I said, yes.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Do you think it has something to do with this weird place, or why I’m a doll and you’re stuffed?”
"maybe...." they look at their hand, flexing its fingers
“I just want to get out of here. If this is the afterlife I should’ve used the actual life better.”
"afterlife?"
“That’s what I said, yes.”
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Do you think it has something to do with this weird place, or why I’m a doll and you’re stuffed?”
"maybe...." they look at their hand, flexing its fingers
“I just want to get out of here. If this is the afterlife I should’ve used the actual life better.”
"afterlife?"
“That’s what I said, yes.”
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Do you think it has something to do with this weird place, or why I’m a doll and you’re stuffed?”
"maybe...." they look at their hand, flexing its fingers
“I just want to get out of here. If this is the afterlife I should’ve used the actual life better.”
"afterlife?"
“That’s what I said, yes.”
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
"I.... don't know what you mean....... I've lived here as long as I can remember....."
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
“Do you think it has something to do with this weird place, or why I’m a doll and you’re stuffed?”
"maybe...." they look at their hand, flexing its fingers
“I just want to get out of here. If this is the afterlife I should’ve used the actual life better.”
"afterlife?"
“That’s what I said, yes.”
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
"I.... don't know what you mean....... I've lived here as long as I can remember....."
“And how long’s that?”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
“Do you think it has something to do with this weird place, or why I’m a doll and you’re stuffed?”
"maybe...." they look at their hand, flexing its fingers
“I just want to get out of here. If this is the afterlife I should’ve used the actual life better.”
"afterlife?"
“That’s what I said, yes.”
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
"I.... don't know what you mean....... I've lived here as long as I can remember....."
“And how long’s that?”
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
"I.... don't know what you mean....... I've lived here as long as I can remember....."
“And how long’s that?”
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
"I.... don't know what you mean....... I've lived here as long as I can remember....."
“And how long’s that?”
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
"I.... don't know what you mean....... I've lived here as long as I can remember....."
“And how long’s that?”
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
"I.... don't know what you mean....... I've lived here as long as I can remember....."
“And how long’s that?”
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
"wait.... you.... you think this is a dream?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
"wait.... you.... you think this is a dream?"
“Do you have a better explanation?”
"simple. this is real. we come out of the factory, we live here, and die here"
*if you hadn't picked up on it, Schopenhauer is a monster, not a dreamer like your character*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
"wait.... you.... you think this is a dream?"
“Do you have a better explanation?”
"simple. this is real. we come out of the factory, we live here, and die here"
*if you hadn't picked up on it, Schopenhauer is a monster, not a dreamer like your character*
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
"wait.... you.... you think this is a dream?"
“Do you have a better explanation?”
"simple. this is real. we come out of the factory, we live here, and die here"
*if you hadn't picked up on it, Schopenhauer is a monster, not a dreamer like your character*
“The factory…?”
"do you not remember? its where you and I came from. over there" they point to a large, oppressive factory, belching black smoke into the starless sky
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
"wait.... you.... you think this is a dream?"
“Do you have a better explanation?”
"simple. this is real. we come out of the factory, we live here, and die here"
*if you hadn't picked up on it, Schopenhauer is a monster, not a dreamer like your character*
“The factory…?”
"do you not remember? its where you and I came from. over there" they point to a large, oppressive factory, belching black smoke into the starless sky
“This makes no sense. I’m overstimulated and scared. I need to sit down.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
The little chef claps, bows, and offers her a menu written on cheap, yellow paper. It's mostly seafood, particularly mollusks, cephalopods, and other weird critters fried, barbecued, or even made into various soups.
She holds the menu back up to him, indicating what she wants with her finger. Just in case, she says it as well. "Shrimps" she has to stretch just to be able to see over the counter
The beast's eyes open in the back, looking at the specific item pointed to. The chef claps and bows again and gets to work. The monster then speaks. "How would you like to pay for that? We accept pennies, mechanical components, and replacements for the food expended, though that last one is not a popular choice. You're free to mix payment options."
she slams a handful of buttons and loose change onto the counter
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3 Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
“great…”
they raise their human eyebrows
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
"wait.... you.... you think this is a dream?"
“Do you have a better explanation?”
"simple. this is real. we come out of the factory, we live here, and die here"
*if you hadn't picked up on it, Schopenhauer is a monster, not a dreamer like your character*
“The factory…?”
"do you not remember? its where you and I came from. over there" they point to a large, oppressive factory, belching black smoke into the starless sky
“This makes no sense. I’m overstimulated and scared. I need to sit down.”
they motion at the ground
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"do you not remember? its where you and I came from. over there" they point to a large, oppressive factory, belching black smoke into the starless sky
“This makes no sense. I’m overstimulated and scared. I need to sit down.”
they motion at the ground
“you may be less than a week old, but I had a life before this. What I wouldn’t give to be back there instead.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
"do you not remember? its where you and I came from. over there" they point to a large, oppressive factory, belching black smoke into the starless sky
“This makes no sense. I’m overstimulated and scared. I need to sit down.”
they motion at the ground
“you may be less than a week old, but I had a life before this. What I wouldn’t give to be back there instead.”
"what.... what was it like?"
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
"do you not remember? its where you and I came from. over there" they point to a large, oppressive factory, belching black smoke into the starless sky
“This makes no sense. I’m overstimulated and scared. I need to sit down.”
they motion at the ground
“you may be less than a week old, but I had a life before this. What I wouldn’t give to be back there instead.”
"what.... what was it like?"
“It was… getting better. I had family, friends, stuff like that.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart! My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon May the dice roll ever in your favor
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“That’s what I said, yes.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"an interesting concept.... life after life.... I haven't heard of it"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Mf what? Did you just expect a black screen? Did you live under a rock?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I.... don't know what you mean....... I've lived here as long as I can remember....."
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“And how long’s that?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
they count of their cotton-filled fingers. "maybe....... 4 days?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“great…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
they raise their human eyebrows
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“You’re not even a toddler and I’m trying to figure out a mystery with you! This is a joke. A dream. I failed, and I’m lying on my floor at home while my brain projects a fever dream to keep me occupied. The only logical explanation.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"wait.... you.... you think this is a dream?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“Do you have a better explanation?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"simple. this is real. we come out of the factory, we live here, and die here"
*if you hadn't picked up on it, Schopenhauer is a monster, not a dreamer like your character*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“The factory…?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"do you not remember? its where you and I came from. over there" they point to a large, oppressive factory, belching black smoke into the starless sky
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“This makes no sense. I’m overstimulated and scared. I need to sit down.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
she slams a handful of buttons and loose change onto the counter
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) just trying to spread a little positivity wherever I can<3
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
they motion at the ground
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“you may be less than a week old, but I had a life before this. What I wouldn’t give to be back there instead.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"what.... what was it like?"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
“It was… getting better. I had family, friends, stuff like that.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
My favorite characters from dead threads; AMA: Aria, Rade, Kiano & Luz, Juniper, Ezra & Dr. Paine, Xi & his siblings, Misa Stay Paranoid!!!
My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor